Proper the Incrediblehide bio
 Author has written 3 stories for D.Gray-Man, Harry Potter, and Naruto. Hello my name is Prim and I am currently fourteen years old. I would just like to say ahead of time in case I forget; DISCLAIMER: I OWN NOTHING! Thank you for your attention. Attention! Something glorious has happened! YukamiN has decided to translate A Hundred Words into Polish! Victory is mine! And also Yuu.Kanda.Neko has decided to translate a Hundred Words to Vietnamese on her blog now too. Fame, here I come. Musings: What takes the image of a Weeping Angel becomes a Weeping Angel. So if a muggleborn were to watch Doctor Who and become terrified of Weeping Angels and then get confronted by a Boggart, wouldn't we have an amazing Doctor Who Harry Potter crossover? Remember how the people who were petrified by the Basilisk didn't age until the curse was reversed, how time just flew by and they didn't notice anything? What if a HP character was petrified and the curse was reversed years later? It'd be like a Peggy Sue fic turned on its head. Definitely an interesting challenge. |
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .
Connections by Sophie3 reviews
HP/Naruto It was the kind of stupid crazy thing that would happen in one of ero-sensei's novels. But this Potter kid was Sasuke's family, which made him Team 7 family and there was no way in hell they were going to let any murdering brother take that away
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 138,945 - Reviews: 2750 - Favs: 3,981 - Follows: 4,605 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Harry P., Sasuke U. - Complete
Embracing Dreams by Arigatomina reviews
Yaoi AU NaruSasuNaru KyuuSasu KakaIru. Iruka and Naruto offer up their home as a safe haven for mutants with nowhere to go. Kakashi and Sasuke accept the offer, and chaos follows soon after.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 371,454 - Reviews: 1553 - Favs: 1,140 - Follows: 1,186 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 200,216 - Reviews: 8358 - Favs: 14,914 - Follows: 16,005 - Updated: 12/25/2019 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Harry Potter and the Forests of Valbonë by enembee reviews
Long ago the Forests of Valbonë were closed to wizards and all were forbidden to set foot within them. So when, at the end of his second year, Harry becomes disenchanted with his life at Hogwarts, where else could he and his unlikely band of cohorts want to go? Join Harry on a trip into the unknown, where the only certainty is that he has absolutely no idea what he's doing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 118,942 - Reviews: 2275 - Favs: 3,361 - Follows: 3,057 - Updated: 7/18/2019 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Harry P., Sorting Hat - Complete
Follow You Down That Road by RosaLui reviews
The Civilian Foreign Minister was glaring at Sasuke. Naruto, after considering the delicate diplomatic situation, burped at him.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/16/2019 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Marauders of the Mind by Moonsign reviews
Post-DH, Pre-Epilogue. The Wizarding world is slowly recovering, and Hogwarts is re-opened. Harry Potter struggles to become a good DADA teacher, but it’s hard when a large portion of his mind is commandeered by four familiar Marauders. Slash and het.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 151,840 - Reviews: 2227 - Favs: 2,879 - Follows: 3,150 - Updated: 1/8/2019 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 74 - Words: 314,214 - Reviews: 6674 - Favs: 6,845 - Follows: 7,717 - Updated: 8/2/2018 - Published: 5/7/2012
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,190 - Reviews: 1566 - Favs: 9,344 - Follows: 3,221 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
WHO DID IT? by Inuyonas reviews
Hinata jumped up on the table and pointed out at the crowd of people much like Naruto did in the Chuunin exams. "FESS UP! WHO DID IT?" She screamed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 47 - Words: 44,720 - Reviews: 708 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 2/20/2018 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Please Stop Eating The Hell Butterflies by Mistress Nika reviews
A missive to the Gotei 13 from Yamamoto.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 33,308 - Reviews: 1163 - Favs: 2,513 - Follows: 1,835 - Updated: 8/15/2017 - Published: 5/19/2010
dear blank, sincerely blank by tequilya reviews
humorous exchanges between characters that always start with 'Dear', and end with 'Sincerely'. Drabble fic. Revived.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 83 - Words: 5,534 - Reviews: 2437 - Favs: 972 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 7/12/2017 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Voldemort
Keelhauled Into a Hurricane by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
."That's fine, you can go back to your own ship," Luffy dismissed easily. "But later on, when I become Pirate King, we're getting married!" The declaration held the kind of absolute finality that only Luffy could be capable of, and Law felt his jaw drop.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,048 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 1,279 - Follows: 971 - Updated: 3/15/2017 - Published: 8/13/2014 - [T. Law, Luffy] unknown 1, Heart P. - Complete
Gorgon Zolo: Attorney at Large by Amaxing reviews
Roronoa Zoro is back as Ace Attorney Gorgon Zolo. Yay? Not even a day after receiving his attorney badge, Zoro is contacted by the Foxy Pirates to oversee a pirate tribunal: a criminal courtroom! At least this time he'll get to take his swords with him...
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,403 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/1/2016 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Zoro, Nami
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 7113 - Favs: 14,700 - Follows: 11,565 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Continuing the Cycle by Phantom Feline reviews
POLL RESULT; PROFILE Harry thought he would die; had anticipated it, even. So now what will he do in this new world, one without magic? Not to say that there isn't power lurking here... With snakes calling him 'Lord', and everyone else saying 'Abomination', is it any surprise that he's not going to have an easy time settling down? HP AU. Eventual Naruto AU. Slow paced. Dark Themes.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 133,617 - Reviews: 2353 - Favs: 4,803 - Follows: 5,503 - Updated: 4/9/2016 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Harry P.
Lily's Plan by MelloPie reviews
MPWW - M for later chapters - Remus has had a secret crush on Sirius for a very long time. When Lily finally catches on, she decides to do whatever she can to help Remus get what he wants. After all, she has a plan. And her plans never fail!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,707 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 1/11/2016 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Fanficers Guide to the Galaxy: Cliches by xxYou-shall-be-my-Squishyxx reviews
My name is Aiko Hanashi and my goal is to humorously point out all the cliches I've noticed in my years a fanficing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 35 - Words: 18,603 - Reviews: 935 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 8/19/2015 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Naruto U.
Reverse by Lady Moonglow reviews
Hermione is unexpectedly swept into a dystopian world of opposites where Dumbledore reigns as Dark Lord and Muggle technology and the Dark Arts have revolutionized Britain. A Light wizard resistance led by Tom Riddle and the Malfoys has been left to a nightmarish fate. Can Hermione, posing as her darker incarnation, help save a world more shattered than her own? HG/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 419,321 - Reviews: 4725 - Favs: 4,027 - Follows: 4,720 - Updated: 7/12/2015 - Published: 1/21/2008 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Bringing Out the Blue by maguena1 reviews
AU. The arrow injured the Blue Spirit instead of knocking him out, and Aang never found out his identity. Zuko made a Plan to find out more about the Avatar. He didn't expect so many truths to come from the lies.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 249,291 - Reviews: 1283 - Favs: 3,025 - Follows: 2,949 - Updated: 6/24/2015 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Zuko
Mass Effect: Records of an Irken Defective by KiwiDayDreams reviews
An Irken stasis pod is discovered on Earth and Shepard finds herself saddled with the megalomanic Irken, Zim. Things become more complicated when they discover Zim's home planet has been reaped during Zim's stint on Earth. Set post ME2/IZ end.
Crossover - Invader Zim & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,574 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 5/6/2015 - Published: 6/10/2010
A Freak, A Creep & A Psychopath by Legendary Legacy reviews
A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,196 - Reviews: 1584 - Favs: 4,510 - Follows: 3,833 - Updated: 5/4/2015 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Kakashi H., Team Seven
Harry Potter and the Something Something by Legendary Legacy reviews
Hey, wouldn't it be cool if someone took as many fanfic cliches as possible and stuffed them all into one story? No? Well, I went ahead and did it anyway. Multi-chapter Mockfic. This summary is actually a lot better than I originally thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,891 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 5/4/2015 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Harry P.
Those who do not belong by seasnake.756 reviews
Situated 100 years after DGM, time has left Allen behind and on a starry winter night, he meets Dumbledore.No longer a oneshot. Xover with Harry Potter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,273 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 774 - Updated: 3/20/2015 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Albus D., Allen Walker
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35605 - Favs: 26,647 - Follows: 19,627 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Copacetic by Materia-Blade reviews
My story was finally over. I had brought the Golden Morning and my reward was life. I found the peace I'd fought so hard for. The world was open to me! All I had to do was stay out of the light, and not draw attention to myself. That would be easy! ...I didn't last a week.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 59,404 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 1,217 - Follows: 1,272 - Updated: 1/28/2015 - Published: 1/29/2014 - Skitter
Aberration by Rin O' Gen reviews
The second she realized she was in the world of Naruto, Rae swore she wouldn't interfere. Even so, looking at the shivering 8-year-old before her, she couldn't help but hold him close. It's not like one friend will change anything, right? T for violence and some language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 113,124 - Reviews: 2807 - Favs: 7,752 - Follows: 8,191 - Updated: 1/13/2015 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., OC
Reincarnation Roulette by Silver Queen reviews
Sometimes you get lucky. Sometimes you don't.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,491 - Reviews: 1052 - Favs: 2,856 - Follows: 2,531 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 12/7/2012
George Weasley and the Computational Error by pisoprano reviews
Part 1 of The Computational Error Series. George Weasley may be 40 years old now, but he still misses his twin dearly. And when he has the chance to go back to 1989 and see Fred alive again and stop everything from happening, he can't resist. George's relationship with everyone he loves, however, will change in the process. Time Travel. NoSlash. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 93,340 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 8/29/2012 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
A Shotgun Full of Rock Salt by firefly reviews
After Itachi dies at the hands of his brother, he thinks he's finally free of his accursed existence. But when he's miraculously revived, he realises his hell is only just beginning. Welcome to the universe of ideals, where murder is only misconduct, death is just a pit stop, and the institution of marriage solves everything. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,791 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Temari, Team Seven
Worm d20 by throwaawy reviews
You know that one gamer, the one who breaks into every house and turns the place inside-out in their search for loot? That adventurer who slaughters everything in their path for XP? What if the events of Worm were a group of friends simply playing a pen & paper RPG? What if the protagonist could best be described as one such adventurer? Rated T for language.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,973 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 750 - Updated: 7/18/2014 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Skitter
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragonfly by jacobk reviews
Who says living in Brockton Bay is suffering? If things went differently, even Taylor Hebert could have a little fun. My entry in the "Taylor triggers with a different power" genre.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,639 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 11/14/2013 - Skitter
The Dresden Fillies: False Masks by psychicscubadiver reviews
Almost a year has gone by for Harry Dresden since he left Equestria. Then he receives a strange letter from Twilight. He's glad to return, but dark rumors have spread since his first visit. A sequel to The Dresden Fillies: Strange Friends.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 195,913 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 5/22/2014 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Twilight Sparkle, H. Dresden - Complete
15 things by CaptainElf reviews
We all know Sirius is insane, but his dear old mumsy doesn't, and she is just about to find out. As it turns out, insanity runs in the family. He annoys her so very often, as often as he possibly could. Being revamped!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 4,872 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/11/2014 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Sirius B. - Complete
A Building of Bridges by Unique reviews
No one would ever send Sherlock in to diffuse a stand-off; but on one unlikely day, that's exactly what happened. "Congratulations, Lestrade," he called out sarcastically. "You're traumatizing a war veteran."
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,325 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 3/8/2014 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Elizium for the Sleepless Souls by Voice of the Nephilim reviews
The crumbling island prison of Azkaban has been evacuated, its remaining prisoners left behind. Time growing short, Harry Potter will make one final bid for freedom, enlisting an unlikely crew of allies in a daring escape, where nothing is as it seems.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 52,712 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 943 - Follows: 677 - Updated: 3/7/2014 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
All You Need is Love by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Light Yagami tries his hand at a normal relationship, unfortunately for Naomi Misora he's been taking lessons from her Myspace stalkers.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 81 - Words: 162,070 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 5/5/2010 - [Light Y., Naomi M.]
Identity Theft is a Serious Problem by G-POW reviews
Eh? Kaka-sensei's got amnesia? Wait, when did he get a perm? Wait, what's with the sweets fetish? Wait, are you sure you're Kaka-sensei? Eh? Who the hell are you? EH?
Crossover - Naruto & Gintama - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,162 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Gintoki S.
The Bet by Emerald Ashes reviews
"We all know Potter's had his eye on Evans for years. He's like a boy pulling his crush's pigtails, always playing pranks to get her attention. Besides, all that fighting and arguing must come from somewhere." "I could say the same thing about Potter and Snape," Slughorn pointed out. "That's hardly the same thing, Horace," McGonagall said. "Would you bet on that?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,405 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 12/24/2013 - James P., Severus S. - Complete
Dear Writers of Naruto, No Just No by PhoenixDiamond reviews
Hilarious letters written to the fans of Naruto based on the characters need to correct some improper information displayed through endless cliche tales written about them. Canon based world. Slight pairings mentioned. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 87 - Words: 17,065 - Reviews: 2624 - Favs: 1,162 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
50 Things Sirius Black Is Not Allowed To Do by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Remus tapes a list of things that Sirius Is Not Allowed to do at Hogwarts onto their door.RLSB SLASH!TENTH AND LAST ONESHOT POSTED!Number 49/50:Tell Dumbledore that his beard is erotic...and then attempt to stroke it seductively.Read and review!COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,419 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
30 Reasons Why Remus Should Choose Sirius by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Sirius is fed up with Tonks' endless flirting with Remus and decides to write a list of reasons why Remus should stay with him. 1 Sirius is a man...2 ...A manly man...3 ...with a cock...4 ...a big one...5 ...That Remus would miss. RLSB SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Goal-Oriented by Emerald Ashes reviews
After defeating his evil older brother, Sasuke decides to return to Konoha and rebuild his clan...Why is everyone being so difficult about this? In which Sasuke completely missed the plot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,837 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 1,342 - Follows: 506 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Bug on a Wire by jacobk reviews
Taylor Hebert wanted to be a hero, but she never really planned out how she was going to get there. If she had been a little more proactive before putting on a costume things would have gone differently, that's for sure. Better? Well, that's a different question.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 41,602 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 916 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Skitter, Shadow Stalker
How to Gain an Invisible Friend by apocalypse later reviews
or 'Adventures in the Worst Afterlife EVER', because Ace sure didn't sign up for this s***. What happened to eternal peace? Or more importantly, his hat? (In which Ace is a time-traveling ghost, his younger self is unimpressed, Sabo is alive and Luffy is stupid.)
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,653 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 11/15/2013 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Ace, Luffy, Sabo
Ratiocination The Logic Behind a Perfect Coffee by donutsweeper reviews
Sherlock is a barista and known for speaking to his customers bluntly and judging them by their orders, something John finds fascinating. AU
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,981 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 11/6/2013 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Insane Asylum Escapees by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1482 - Favs: 4,091 - Follows: 3,137 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P.
Sto Słów by YukamiN reviews
Wybrane miniaturki z fandomu DGM autorstwa Prim the amazing
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - Polish - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,319 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/19/2013 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu, Lavi, Lenalee Lee
200 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do at Hogwarts by Selenehekate reviews
Now being REVAMPED! It's Fred and George's last year at Hogwarts, so naturally they want to break the rules... and get Hermione, Harry, Ron, and Ginny involved! Their list of 200 things they shouldn't do, but will do anyway... Told in snippets, R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,231 - Reviews: 1223 - Favs: 1,330 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
don't stay by vivafiction reviews
they build everything from the ground up -—jet & zuko. jetko week.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,691 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 8/12/2013 - [Zuko, Jet] - Complete
50 Things James Potter Is Not Allowed To Do by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Lily writes a list of things that James is forbidden to do. 4 Sing 'I'm Too Sexy' whilst wearing a bright pink tutu and ballet shoes. 5 Sing 'I'm Too Sexy' whilst attempting to grope McGonagall. FOURTH ONESHOT POSTED :
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,060 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 7/19/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Alternative by Auxityne reviews
Mabel wakes up one morning to find her happy-go-lucky life is no longer so happy-go-lucky. In fact, it's kind of upside down and on fire.
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,835 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Mabel P., 8 Ball, Soos, Wendy - Complete
Challenges and Crossover Ideas by padfootsrevenger reviews
Just challenges and crossover ideas (one shots).
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,252 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Harry P., Lucius M., Voldemort
What Follows Consent by na-chan00 reviews
(II) Life goes on. It does not stop on whims or halts to look back. It can only go forward. So, how long does it take to say "I love you"? Words can be very troublesome sometimes.
Gintama - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 65,712 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Gintoki S., Hijikata T. - Complete
Rebellion by TatraMegami reviews
Harry starts up a Rebellion after Dumbledore is forced to flee Hogwarts and his two targets are Dolores Umbridge and Severus Snape. He has a foolproof plan: to drive them insane by acting insane himself. Complete and sequel, Rising, is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 121,979 - Reviews: 1537 - Favs: 3,270 - Follows: 1,764 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 3/1/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Butterfly Genjutsu by Erisah Mae reviews
Or, "Can Kunai go Snicker-Snack"? Alice was trying to visit Caterpillar at the Oriental Grove, but somehow got a little side-tracked and ended up in the Forest of Death... Konoha aren't going to know what hit them. Also known as that fic where Erisah went a bit mad. No Pairings.
Crossover - American McGee's Alice & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,926 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 1,181 - Follows: 736 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Alice, Kakashi H. - Complete
Cat Burglars by TheShatteredRose reviews
Ichigo gets some unusual visitors in the middle of the night. Two captains, to be precise. And they were searching for something. Pretty alarming, right? Ah, well, interesting may be a better word… ::Humour, no pairings::
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Ichigo K., J. Ukitake - Complete
Entry 23784327473467838 by eris86 reviews
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has this to say about fanfiction...oh dear God, it's back.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,036 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 12/16/2005
Not Optimal by Sarah1281 reviews
Of all the people who could be given an early intervention, Tom Riddle would probably be the most beneficial and the most difficult. The wizarding world was a powder keg that might just explode anyway but at least there would be no Voldemort to deal with. It may be Christmas but the three spirits will *need* a miracle to pull this one off.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,683 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Most Amusing and Secret Diary Of A First Year by Wolffe41 reviews
If you have found this, you have been dwellign my most darkest, deepest thought. Yeah right. If 'dark thoughts' include feeding people to Carl the Black Lake Squid, invoking a prank war between James and Sirius, then yes it could be called evil. If not, then welcome to my wonderful world. Emmaline likes hot boys, Lily's gone all hormonal and Pasta is Good.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,269 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Lily Evans P., Marauders
Kill the Cliche by Mickey John reviews
There's been an interesting development in the usually drone patterns of the university campus. Susan Derkins, note: childhood nemesis, has transferred to NYU. Will await further development. Signed, Dr. Calvin. SusieCalvin... eventually.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,105 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Calvin, Susie Derkins
Don't Waste It by Sarah1281 reviews
Sooner or later, every character gets their shot at a second chance. This is Peter Pettigrew's. He may not deserve it but he certainly wasn't happy with how things ended up. The only question was how to get a better future without having to possess the kind of bravery that the lack of had sent him running to Voldemort in the first place...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,698 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Marauders, Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Talk - Shinobi Version by Sakiku reviews
Team 7 has reached an age where it is time for The Talk. The 'how's have already been covered at the academy – now it is time to get into the 'why's. Despite the humor, a serious fic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,300 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Kakashi H. - Complete
The Monster of Blood Moon Island by Seven-Bridges reviews
People vanish without trace on Blood Moon Island and when a member of their crew disappears, the Strawhats have to face an enemy who goes beyond the borders of humanity. Halloween fic, ZoSan/SanZo
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,990 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 62 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Zoro, Sanji
Daktoa for One by Ordis reviews
He doesn't know why he is standing here in front of the prisoner, trying to persuade it to eat. If it does not deserve what it has, it killed thousands. Refused them the Tesseract and forced them into a war they never wanted. It deserves no mercy. And yet, here he is. ll Inspired by Lady Charity's 'Syrgja'.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Loki - Complete
A Kiss of Clichéd Proportions by butalearner reviews
It had all started with a kiss. Not just any kiss, mind, but a kiss he never expected. If that sounds like a cliché, that's because it is...and it's far from the only one. Oneshot, Harry/Multi.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,255 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 96 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
That's My Little Bro! by Lotus-Lily reviews
Oneshot. It's an ordinary morning on board the Moby Dick, when Ace discovers Luffy's first Wanted Poster and decides to share it with the crew. "Hey guys! This here's my little brother!"
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,176 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 1,793 - Follows: 453 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Ace, Luffy - Complete
Ginny Weasley and the Chamber of Secrets by RoseDragonWitch reviews
What was Ginny's point of view when the Chamber of Secrets was opened? This is Ginny's story as she goes from being a lovesick first year to a damsel in distress waiting for her knight to come and find her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 117,116 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Nothing Different by peroxidepest17 reviews
Sam is being creepy and Bobby just wants to do the laundry.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Sam W., Bobby S. - Complete
PS: I Hate You by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Regulus writes a rude note to Voldemort...and starts a trend.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 22,940 - Reviews: 932 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Regulus B.
Some Day by last to dance reviews
Some day Stan will have to tell the twins the truth and change their world forever. A one-shot look into what could be Stan's motviation through the first few episodes.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,258 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 72 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Grunkle Stan - Complete
One Hundred And One Reasons by CherrySmoothies reviews
Looking for screams of agony, slap-stick humor, duels to the death, malicious pranks and weird situations? Fret not! It's all here. And by all, the author means all. Crack-fic. Some AU. Insanity in large doses. Profanity laced. A series of one shots. And the author is planning for an Akatsuki road trip!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,445 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Akatsuki
Every Denny's in America by Sookie Starchild reviews
Thor and Steve are definitely not hiding in a Denny's restaurant. Because Thor doesn't hide and Steve doesn't run away from his problems.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,127 - Reviews: 1530 - Favs: 1,665 - Follows: 220 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Thor - Complete
Let's try that again by New Neon reviews
Psychic and Socially Awkward Penguin Zoro is just trying to get by in life without too many dead people bothering him. It's not like he wanted this or anything. But stupid pushy blond chefs don't take no for an answer. ZoSan
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,740 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
4 Out of 5 DADA Professors Recommend by wwwendy reviews
With the DADA professor for 1996-97 being unknown, Dumbledore assigns all returning students a summer essay, “What I have learned in DADA while at Hogwarts”. You wouldn't believe the approach Harry took, as some people are finding out, much to their shock
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,038 - Reviews: 950 - Favs: 3,035 - Follows: 3,316 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 4/24/2005 - Harry P.
Not Quite as Planned by cerokun reviews
Ichigo was a bit slow to pull Zangetsu out as his Inner World crumbled. The result ends up not quite as Urahara had intended.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 61,753 - Reviews: 1082 - Favs: 3,481 - Follows: 1,658 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Kiba's Bad Day by smartcat reviews
Kiba just can't catch a break. How come he's the only one that doesn't know shit? -Repost after fanfiction took it down-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Cabin Fever by A Wandering Minstrel reviews
A massive storm keeps John trapped in Baker Street with a half-blind (for science!), very bored Sherlock Holmes.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,343 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 71 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Sherlock H., John W., Mrs. Hudson - Complete
Toddler Troubles Rewritten by Clarobell reviews
After falling into a mystical lake, Sanji Zoro and Luffy are changed into Toddlers. With the monster trio out of action, how will the straw hats cope? Rewrite in progress - now with Franky and Brooke! Chapter 8 up!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,525 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 6/29/2006
Why the Akatsuki Should Never Ever Teach Sex Ed by SilverLullabies93 reviews
Crack!Fic. When the Akatsuki decide that Team 7 needs to learn about sex, chaos is bound to follow.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,651 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Akatsuki, Team Seven - Complete
Via Media by DeGlace reviews
"I bet you're a vegetarian," said Temari, and she plucked at a nearby plant. "Here's a leaf for you, try not to choke." It all went downhill from there... One road. Two bunkhouses. Three weeks of border patrol. Neji x Temari.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,538 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 3/27/2008 - [Neji H., Temari] - Complete
Slash Archive by Totenkinder Madchen reviews
Ivy's been doing some reading. Crack, loving mockery of fanfic, no pairings. Complete.
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,791 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Ivy, J. Kincaid - Complete
Nothing Easy by peroxidepest17 reviews
Sam's life is hard. Written for WAFFathon 2012
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Super Cliche Naruto by Parody No Jutsu reviews
Co-written by Inuyonas. This story explores all that is cliche on Naruto stories and the actual Naruto series itself. If you feel like laughing then this story is for you. Rated M for horribly written lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,177 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Naruto U.
Think, Plan, Act by peroxidepest17 reviews
This is the way hunters approach things.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,067 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
We Believe by Quicksliver reviews
Post-RBF. He writes one sentence, and while it's not enough, it starts something. A movement. Now finished!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,350 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Bring It On Home by thecouchcarrot reviews
Multi-chapter Dean/Cas AU. Dean the Sales Rep just moved into the neighborhood, and his neighbor is a definitely crazy shut-in. Ch. 30: "I'm not lovely. Knitted tea cozies are lovely." Now complete.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 43,626 - Reviews: 1675 - Favs: 1,933 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Sirius Black and the Failed Pick Up Lines by Hatter of Madness reviews
Sirius tries 45 pick up lines to get Remus to date him. Too bad they don't work. Rated T for language and innuendos. Dialogue only.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Fundamentals of Family by Hari-Aisu reviews
Living day by day may become routine for some but when you're artist extraordinaire Yagami Raito, it's anything but. Especially when you have 3 kids and a pervert to watch over... Then it's just downhill from there. Sequel to "Discordant Harmony"
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 116,137 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Light Y., L
A Werewolf Conspiracy Theory by Mossy Stone reviews
James is convinced there's a werewolf at Hogwarts. Sirius and Peter aren't so sure...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,254 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/6/2012 - James P., Peter P. - Complete
Hayashi by blitzhannan reviews
Narto loved the forests, they were peaceful and quiet. He always felt so much calmer here, rather than having to deal with all those assholes glaring at em... Summary sucks I know, First story give it a try! Naruto with a different skill-set!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,778 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Naruto U.
The Dresden Fillies: Strange Friends by psychicscubadiver reviews
Harry Dresden, Chicago's only professional wizard, is just looking for an escape from his latest set of enemies and happens to teleport into Equestria. Surely nothing could go wrong with that set-up.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 75,146 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Twilight Sparkle, H. Dresden - Complete
Doll by shi-chan reviews
Iruka on a mission where he is sold and trained to cater to high class customers - this is his first service. And it's a reminder of what shame a shinobi is forced to bear.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Iruka U. - Complete
The Art of Trolling by Hekateras reviews
Post-Reichenbach: Moriarty is still alive, and hacks into John's blog again. Big time.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 50 - Published: 1/20/2012 - J. Moriarty, Sherlock H. - Complete
Super Cool Naruto! by Parody No Jutsu reviews
My first story. Overused cliches, large harem that makes no sense, horrible lemons, stupid emo duckbutt sausegay-teme-chan-kun bashing. All of this and more expected here. Give it a read if you feel like it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,533 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Ramblings of a Cynical Brat by Evelyn.Myhki.Riddle reviews
Harry Potter dies, aged 203. Quite willingly so, too. But then he meets Death, who makes him do it all over again - not that he wants to. Second chance story with a twist. Humor, loads of non-graphic slash, sarcastic!powerful!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,668 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Harry P.
Harry's First Christmas by Insert Witty Username reviews
"If he remembers anything from this Christmas, it will be the presents, or Sirius' attempt to recreate the Nativity with the house elves!" Lily has an idea to ensure that Harry's first Christmas is a memorable one, but needs the Marauders' help.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Lily Evans P., Marauders - Complete
Goodbye, Mr Holmes by patster223 reviews
"I'll text you," Irene says, not as a promise or as an act of sentiment, but simply because that is what she intends to do. Spoilers for A Scandal in Belgravia. Slight Sherlock/John.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Dear fanfiction writers, by H o r i z o n s reviews
Humorous letters to fanfiction writers focusing on what the characters would say in response to the clichés stories some fanfiction writers write. Canon universe and pairings, mostly. Drabble Fic. Suggestions are most welcome. R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 6,734 - Reviews: 2548 - Favs: 1,069 - Follows: 700 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Appeal of SnowBased Theoretical Warfare by peroxidepest17 reviews
There was supposed to be a snowball fight. Cas and Dean are doing it wrong.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Sam W. - Complete
The Mind is a Delicate Thing by Gallyrat reviews
None of the Konoha rookies are psychopaths. Or at least, that's what everyone hopes. The Hokage's just worried about the new generation. He doesn't mean to change everything.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 108,745 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Karakura Thugs by The Quiller reviews
/It was widely acknowledged among the thugs of Karakura that everyone in Kurosaki Ichigo's circle of friends could and would kick your ass./ Arrancar-arc, gen-fic.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 2,620 - Follows: 503 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Ichigo K. - Complete
For You, I Will by DasMervin reviews
"And you would do anything for her, be anything for her… You become whatever she needs you to be, whether that's a protector, or a lover, or a friend, or a brother." And Melanie Sampson liked that. She liked that a lot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,193 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Embry - Complete
Uninvited Guests by Moczo reviews
It began so simply. The 11th Division lost their barracks, and decided to move next door to bunk with the 10th Division. Surely such an ordinary beginning couldn't draw the entire Soul Society down into an ever-escalating spiral of chaos. Right?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 138,240 - Reviews: 1890 - Favs: 2,526 - Follows: 1,163 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 4/23/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Everybody Loves Tsuna by X Prodigy reviews
After an accident with an experimental bullet, Tsuna finds himself in a dire situation; everyone is infatuated with him! With friends and enemies now desperate to steal his heart, can the Vongola Tenth survive until the effects wear off? If they wear off?
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,309 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Stray by CaptainElf reviews
On his way home one day, Harry hears a familiar sound... A memory of of his third year comes back, and he promises himself something.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Tomatoes by CrazyApplesandOranges reviews
Kakashi wishes that his life was somewhat normal. Too bad for him, that's not going to happen, no matter how hard he tried to forget the fact his children were insane and friends with freaks. Oh, and don't forget the voice in his head.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Kakashi H. - Complete
going nowhere, going somewhere by asdfqwert reviews
Edward, and self-discovery. Bella taught him how to love; his new college roommate may just be the one to teach him how to live. The twenty-first century, Edward is beginning to realise, is actually kind of...awesome.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,171 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Edward - Complete
A Seemingly Simple Game by Sarah1281 reviews
Faced with nothing better to do, the Trio break out Monopoly. Complicated by the fact that Ron's never played before and this IS Hogwarts, the game somehow becomes rife with outrageous corruption, lousy service, and jail time for minor traffic violations
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,735 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 2,257 - Follows: 722 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Till Death Do Us Part by xMagicalMystery reviews
James knows only one thing, and he knows it with utmost certainty. He is going to die.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/31/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
If Bella Were Sane by The One Called Demetra reviews
The events of Twilight, had Bella been the only sane woman in the Twilight universe. Diarystyle. T because normal teenagers don't say 'Holy crow' when they swear.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,675 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The lost story of the fifth Alice by hoori95 reviews
this is a small text of the lost story of the vocaloid song alice the human sacrifice. you have all heard of the 4 Alices meiko,kaito,miku and rin/len but this story is of the forgotten fifth Alice
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Miku H., Kaito S. - Complete
Equal Rights For Woman by Pay Backs a Bitch reviews
Kanda and Allen have to go undercover as a husband and wife to a town where woman have no rights because the Innocence holds it in that time frame. Now they must live in a place where men are king and woman are servants. :KandaAllen:
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,840 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker
Uprooted by Orrunan reviews
Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,968 - Reviews: 1388 - Favs: 5,830 - Follows: 3,146 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
Paperback Lover by usagi-mono reviews
AU. Nezumi doesn't visit the local bookstore for the cute white-haired boy that works there. He's only here for the books. No, really. One-shot, Nezumi/Shion.
No. 6 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,880 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 74 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Nezumi/Rat, Shion - Complete
The Seaweed is Always Greener by peroxidepest17 reviews
The Little Mermaid was obviously evil since being a Winchester means all childhood is ruined forever.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Fudge's Fudge by Janara reviews
How do you solve a problem like Harry Potter? That is the only thought occupying Cornelius Fudge's mind these days. The brat needs to be silenced and brought to heel, and Cornelius Fudge is just the man to do it. HP/SS/LM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,605 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 1,234 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Harry P., C. Fudge - Complete
Want by WinchesterPhantom reviews
Scabior smells sunlight and flowers as he stands in the woods: wanting her, needing her, chasing her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Scabior, Hermione G. - Complete
Would She Like Pink? by Hatheny Lurey Dralaw reviews
"Things would be so much easier if she were a boy...if it was Harry instead of Harriet I could get him a Firebolt. What do girls like?" Sirius is terrible at giving gifts to girls...on second thought, maybe he's the best girly gift-giver in the world..?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 156 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Just Fight Already! by Sarah1281 reviews
The time has finally come for Naruto and Sasuke's final battle...well, almost. First comes Naruto's appeals to stop trying to kill everyone, Sasuke's blatant rejection of facts he doesn't like, and a bit too much fondness for arguing from them both.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,620 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 117 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Muzzled by Velkyn Karma reviews
Santoryuu has a few other advantages, although it's funny how often nobody sees them coming. Completely random story-set pondering. Set pre-timeskip. One-shot, complete.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,603 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 101 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Zoro, Usopp - Complete
Hastur Baiting by Laburnum Steelfang reviews
Apologies for the title. The Them encounter a slight problem when attempting to play Dungeons and Dragons.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Adam Young, Hastur - Complete
The Jerk, The Clown And The Wardrobe by Araven14 reviews
Lenalee is in Heaven, Lavi's fallen in lust, Kanda is swimming around in de Nile and Allen is trapped in Narnia. Yullen AU.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,892 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu
Adventures in Diplomacy by peroxidepest17 reviews
In the beginning, there was DEAN. And some other stuff.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,527 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Castiel, Crowley
Of Nappies and Milk by Cerethiel reviews
Sirius Black was never much of a baby guy. Yet one night, he is asked to baby-sit little Harry. This shall be a tedious night, but it is a task that he, Greatest Godfather ever to live, must achieve in order to undertake the long road to perfection.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,196 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Just a Boggart by mermaidgirl45 reviews
Based on "The Woes of Mrs. Weasley" in Order of the Phoenix. The thoughts that flash through Sirius' mind when he sees Mrs. Weasley's boggart. One-shot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
Tête à tête With Tom by knuckz reviews
It's easy to cheat on tests when you have a very knowledgeable Dark Lord only a mind's connection away. Oneshot. Winner of the 2011 DLP April Humor Competition!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 1,307 - Follows: 373 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Not his usual thing by New Neon reviews
So, he had a thing for mermaids, a fetish if you will. But that didn't mean that Sanji has a thing for Zoro at all, it's just… an unfortunately overlap of a fetish. ZoSan slash
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,032 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 53 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
The Marauders' Advice Thingy by thishasbeenabanadoned reviews
The Marauders are proud to announce that from herein The Marauders Advice Thingy now exists! The idea is YOU ask US for advice and we reply with our guidance, better judgement and inherently witty remarks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 161,887 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 9/17/2006
Hiraishin World Tour by Legendary Legacy reviews
You know, maybe there was a good reason why Naruto didn't learn Hiraishin no Jutsu during the time-skip...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,283 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 2,454 - Follows: 2,404 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Naruto U.
Operation Chaos Done Right by Star Bear reviews
Having lost everything the seventh year class decides to go back in time and do it right. This is going to require lots of planning though, because they don't want to be bored by the same time line now do they?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,106 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 1,248 - Follows: 1,415 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Harry P.
I Wanna Hold Your Hand by patster223 reviews
John is drugged and loves Sherlock, Sherlock is worried and loves John, and Lestrade feels awkward. Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Ten Misunderstandings of Soul Eater Evans by Kyocera's Vendetta reviews
You think Soul doesn't like Maka? Here are 10 reasons to prove you wrong.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 44 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Soul Eater, Maka A.
Narcissism by lunakatrina reviews
It all started with a bit of unfortunate timing. AU, doesn't really follow the later books, gen
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,409 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
On a Train, Switching Tracks by Mede reviews
First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,534 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 3,960 - Follows: 3,208 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M., Neville L.
Designated Driver by Moczo reviews
America gets to see first-hand just how much of a BAMF England can be. Kink meme de-anon
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/20/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Harry, Merlin, and the Angsty Showdown of Doom by Emachinescat reviews
Harry and Merlin duke it out for the title of "Most Crapped On." Both have been through insanely angsty times, but what happens when they face off about who's had it worse... with a plethora of fellow characters as an audience and Gandalf as referee?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,001 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Harry P., Merlin - Complete
Not Exactly a Love Letter by maddy02erik reviews
The Kazekage gets what the Kazekage wants.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Gaara, Ino Y.
Glaring Problems by dogbertcarroll reviews
Naruto gets fed up at all the people glaring at him all the time and uses Shadow Clones to let them see what it feels like. What does this have to do with Overloli Hanabi and The Orange? Read and find out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,351 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 3,255 - Follows: 2,842 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Naruto U.
Sacrifice by H.E. Gray reviews
There are some things Tenten will not sacrifice for her village.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 53 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Tenten - Complete
Teeth by ckret2 reviews
Itachi's tongue is bleeding. Kisame's more sheepish about this than he'd like to admit. KisaIta. Fluff. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Caught You on the Flip Side by firefly reviews
I knew you once, a long time ago. You were born in a nebula, and I was born in a star, and the spark of our union was enough to ignite a thousand Big Bangs. And though I don't remember you, I've never stopped searching. Deidara/Ino. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 43,430 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Ino Y., Deidara
Courtship for Dummies by Lime Daiquiri reviews
Allen disagrees with the rest of the Order, God doesn't love him, otherwise why would he be forced to 'woo' Kanda at gun point, figuratively speaking, by a crazy and overprotective General. AllenxKanda
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,559 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
The Lunar Eclipse by the point reviews
He thought he would fall in love with a woman who was both hot-tempered and violent. He did not, however, expect to fall in love with the moon. He did not, however, expect to fall in love with Hinata Hyuga. Troublesome.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,310 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 96 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Hinata H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Letters to Sasuke by PeinSaku reviews
"So, here's my plan, Uchiha: You read all of these letters and realize what an idiot you were for leaving the village. You ask to be reinstated, I grant your request, and I kick your scrawny tail for all the trouble you've caused. Everyone lives happily ever after. The end. I expect your answer soon, and I expect it to be satisfactory. OR ELSE." Signed, Tsunade. [Crack!fic.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 12,098 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Sasuke U. - Complete
His Own Man by Crunchysunrises reviews
In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he is eleven again, nothing is going the same as before, and people are starting to ask questions, especially the Malfoys, the Hogwarts professors and, most worryingly, Mad-Eye Moody. Harry is beginning to suspect that he might not be up to this Master of Death business and everything that goes along with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,481 - Reviews: 5680 - Favs: 14,891 - Follows: 16,334 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Harry P.
Auto Incorrect by AristaHolmes reviews
Sherlock knows where the keys on his phone are, and he doesn't need to proof read his texts which leads to some interesting messages for John Watson. Can be seen as Slash. Inspired by "Waiters are Traitors" Iphone crack fic "Texts From Last Night".
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,318 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 1,438 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Stranger in a familiar place by bubblecore reviews
A year after the war, Harry somehow manages to get thrown back in time to the Marauders 7th year. Dumbledore convinces him to become the DADA professor. How will he handle seeing the young Marauders? Can he keep himself from telling them about the future?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,834 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Harry P., James P.
Someone To Have by The Eidolon reviews
Harry wants Draco. Draco is a dumb blond. Voldemort has Man-Panties. Basically a parody of everything. Slash, but if you're looking for a love story...this ain't it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,470 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 8/5/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
A Siriusly Poorly Executed Plan by twistyties432 reviews
"And then the alligator will spit out the ring and someone will sweep up the exploded cake bits while I hug the crying Alice, and hopefully by then the magic paint will have dried." Frank and Alice help Sirius get James and Lily together. SiriusPOV. JPLE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,372 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 9/27/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Hagrid Sees Harry Potter's Death by Yoga Girl reviews
What was Hagrid thinking when he saw Harry Potter die in the seventh book of the JK Rowling series? A one-shot in his point of view; a bit depressing, if you found the last book sad when Voldemort 'killed' Harry. Rated T for some mild language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,153 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Rubeus H., Harry P. - Complete
Pretty by Dlvvanzor reviews
Light wasn't pretty until tenth grade. BEFORE that, he kind of looked like the lovechild of a cactus and a hamster... a particularly pointy cactus and an unusually fat and greasy hamster. Light POV, LxL Oneshot
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,739 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Light Y., L - Complete
Reactions by New Neon reviews
Sanji is happy to report that his food has never hurt anyone... until now. Zoro/Sanji slash.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,733 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Suckiest Mission Evarrr by Sandataba reviews
Neji. Tenten. Undercover. In a high school. With vampires. And zombies. And pirates. And Kakashi. Kakatenji. Or Nejitenshi. Or Tenten just watching the two of them- no. Maybe. Droubble drabble series.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 75 - Words: 20,325 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Neji H., Kakashi H., Tenten - Complete
A User's Guide and Manual to URYUU ISHIDA by Kyrial Halcoryn reviews
For those of you who've always wanted your own personal Quincy bishie for whatever reason... now you, too, can afford your own personal protector! Subject to availability, complete with 3-year warranty rendered invalid under certain conditions .
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Uryuu I. - Complete
It's Raining Men, Hallelujah by Asuka Kureru reviews
Conan already has some kind of corpse magnet power, but when Heiji is in his orbit the corpses actively come to them. From above. Witness.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 1,852 - Follows: 310 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Heiji H. - Complete
Fever Pitch by TheShatteredRose reviews
Ukitake hated these three hour long captain meetings. But with Shunsui sitting next to him, it shouldn't be that bad – but only if Shunsui doesn't notice that he's starting to show signs of a dangerous fever. ::ShunUki::
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,915 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 10/5/2010 - J. Ukitake, Shunsui K.
Hold Me While I'm Here by Nitte iz reviews
Dumbledore gives Harry an offer he can't refuse. A year at Hogwarts without constant whispering, life-threatening situations, or Voldemort. How? By taking a trip to when Marauders were still faithful and 16. !Um, make that one out of three!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 139,503 - Reviews: 4305 - Favs: 4,770 - Follows: 4,801 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 9/8/2003 - Harry P., James P.
Conversations by JupiterLily reviews
3:13 dialogue. "Zuko... you should grow a mustache." Aang and Zuko were stuck in that green stuff for a long time before the Sun Warriors found them.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 1,682 - Follows: 240 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Aang, Zuko - Complete
Genius Does What It Must by smrt1 reviews
Growing up, Harry Potter became a smartass. Now he's starting Hogwarts, with trusty sidekick Millicent Bulstrode, a question for everything, and a cheerfully sarcastic demeanor that makes everyone want to smack him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,086 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 1,464 - Follows: 1,575 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Plan by Blind Author reviews
John had a plan, and it's name was Get Some Sex. And the capitals were most certainly necessary. A short, humourous oneshot that I wrote for fun. Slash, Sherlock/John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,517 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 975 - Follows: 88 - Published: 9/20/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Spy Who Henge'd Me by Sandataba reviews
A mysterious, handsome man. Tenten. Yes, Tenten is the mysterious handsome man! Her missions are getting weirder and weirder. Kakashi x Tenten
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,994 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Tenten, Kakashi H. - Complete
Ascendant by Samurai101 reviews
Itachi's just died...and woken up thirteen again. The only problem is his thirteen year-old self doesn't like the idea of sharing his mind and body with his clan's killer. How hard would you fight to save your family from yourself? ::AU::COMPLETE::
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 115,202 - Reviews: 1363 - Favs: 2,398 - Follows: 998 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Begininng of Change by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
Changes, slow but inevitable, between two people. Falling in love is a long process, and these are just a few moments from that journey. Ren/Bya
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,510 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Renji A., Byakuya K.
Worst Case Scenario by NorthernTrash-x reviews
Gotei13. In which Yamamoto dies, Ukitake can't finish his report and Central46 has a collective nervous breakdown.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,387 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/28/2010 - J. Ukitake, Shunsui K. - Complete
A Lack of Color by patster223 reviews
Colour is what connects the different phases of John's life. They connect Afghanistan and the bullet wound in his shoulder and his time home from the war, but most of all, they connect to Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/28/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Say It Like You Mean It by miikka-xx reviews
Four times Maka misses it and the one time she finally understands. SteinSpirit, through the eyes of Maka. Complete.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,209 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Spirit A./Death Scythe, Franken Stein - Complete
Chow Mein, Deductions and Realisations by Jennistar1 reviews
Written for a kinkmeme prompt. Sherlock makes deductions about a loved up couple nearby. John realises it sounds exactly like them. S/J
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 1,566 - Follows: 199 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies by Silver Pard reviews
Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 2,602 - Follows: 315 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
These Are All Things You Don't Understand by Novocain reviews
Prostitution and assassination and the way of the shinobi are for Kakashi, and firsts and lasts and middles will never involve those nimble hands or chapped lips stretching in a bright, happy smile against his hip. There is no other choice, Sandaime says.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,504 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Kakashi H., Minato N.
Meeting With Mini Itachi by Sarah1281 reviews
After joining Akatsuki but before being assigned any missions, Sasuke is forced to endure the company of his brother's former partner who seems determined to annoy him to the point that he begins to miss NARUTO. And why can't he get his name right?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 82 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Kisame H. - Complete
The Art of Self Deception by Silver Pard reviews
She makes lists and burns them, as if that means they never existed.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 76 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Bella - Complete
Time Record by xmystorytime reviews
The Earl had promised this time would be different; that if God betrayed them again, they would not fail. But, he hadn't counted on Miranda's Innocence intervening and sending Exorcist and Noah alike into the minds of those in the future, either.
Crossover - Harry Potter & D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 155,474 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Harry P., Lavi
Deicide by Laora reviews
Aizen has prepared a defense for every type of assault imaginable...except one.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Chizuru H., S. Aizen - Complete
Visitation Rights by firefly reviews
It was ironic that in comparing her friends' lives to soap operas, Ino's own life would suddenly become as surreal as a daytime talk show. Ino. Deidara. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,335 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Ino Y., Deidara
Despite Popular Belief by miikka-xx reviews
Katsura moves in with Gintoki for a day and so starts an epic romance between student and his teacher. Well, that's what Gintoki likes to believe anyway. ginzura. 3Z-verse crack!fic. complete.
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Gintoki S., Katsura K./Zura - Complete
50 Ways to Say 'I Love You' by randomfics reviews
50 sentences. 50 ways. OgaxFuruichi
Beelzebub/べるぜバブ - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/20/2010 - [Oga T., Furuichi T.] - Complete
The Torment of Love by yamigirl121 reviews
Poemfic. Harry/Hedwig romance. Harry gets rejected by Hedwig.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Harry P., Hedwig - Complete
Mother of God by Megii of Mysteri OusStranger reviews
Light was born a month early. Soichiro just didn't know that.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Sachiko Y., Light Y. - Complete
One Last Try by Ellyanah reviews
25 years after Voldemort's demise,the world is not in a good shape, nor is Harry and his friends. Realising that they had put trust in the wrong hands and ideals, they send their souls to their 11 year old bodies, their one last try at happiness. HPSS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,057 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 999 - Follows: 1,242 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Slow Path of Rehabilitation by Silver Pard reviews
Light has a problem. Light has lots of problems. None of them seem to be going away, despite his best efforts. Redivivus Side Stories.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,293 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 560 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Light Y., Ryuk
Professor Uzumaki by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Naruto is sent abroad to teach at Hogwarts as part of a cultural outreach program between magic-using communities. And, surprisingly, the castle is still standing. So far.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 349 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
He's Not Normal by Uncle Stojil reviews
Harry Potter goes back in time and has to start everything again. Do you think he will be careful not to screw the timeline up? No, he doesn’t even think about it! A story featuring a loony Harry and a Magical World that seems willing to adapt to him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,722 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 3,758 - Follows: 3,958 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Harry P.
VENGEANCE! The Musical! The Story of Uchiha Sasuke by Shadow Crystal Mage reviews
The Sandaime insists eight year-old Sasuke get therapy. Iruka decides to make him participate in a theater production. So how does this lead to a smash hit musical about how he’s going to kill Itachi? CRACK!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,687 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Bail by Zessei reviews
Oneshot: Once again Tsuna spends a Saturday afternoon bailing Hibari out of jail.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,496 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 1,595 - Follows: 282 - Published: 5/23/2010 - K. Hibari, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Ivory and Pine by jellybeansprout reviews
AU. The wood craftsman Reborn is certainly a strange man. His specialty is dolls, and is one day commissioned to make a very special doll by Giotto. Mild R27.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,526 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 87 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Ten Commandments of Detective Conan by DireSphinx reviews
I'm expecting to be struck by lightning any second now for this blasphemy...
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Complete
Not what it looks like by Yuu-chi reviews
“I know this looks like we’re making out in a locker sized storage room, but we’re not. Just give me a chance to explain.” .::.Yullen.::.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,880 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker - Complete
Pencil Pusher by QuoteMyFoot reviews
The most dangerous thing for a shinobi to be good at is paperwork. As Tenzou finds out, much to his dismay. Set pre-canon. Crackish, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Yamato, Ibiki M. - Complete
Dolores’ Angels by Sarah1281 reviews
After Umbridge invades the DA and brings Harry to the Headmaster's office to be punished, he finds that the name at the top of the incriminating parchment wasn't 'Dumbledore' Army' but 'Dolores' Angels.' Only one thing to do then: Impersonate a fan club.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 2,248 - Follows: 525 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
Family Resemblance by QuoteMyFoot reviews
Gaara always did hate their father. Kankuro used to be terrified he would find out about the family resemblance. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Kankuro, Gaara - Complete
Timely Errors Requiem by Worfe reviews
A collections of unimportant, everyday moments missed from the fanfic Timely Errors...and how they change the world as we knew it. Warning, leaps through time expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,192 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 722 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P., James P.
An Attempt by Madame President reviews
Stein wants to fall in love, so he turns to a heartbroken Spirit for help. SteinxSpirit
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,755 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Franken Stein, Spirit A./Death Scythe
Kyuubi the BuiltIn Best Friend by Sarah1281 reviews
Kakashi is mildly disturbed to see Naruto sporting fox ears and a fox tail and even more disturbed to learn that they were apparently gifts from his new friend: the demon imprisoned inside of him. Is this Therapy Jutsu at work or something else entirely?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 199 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Satirical Lulz by Amethyst Turtle reviews
A series of parodies that will make your head esplode in a burst of dazzling colors. Rated for the obvious, silly!1! Complete!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 18,432 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Complete
A Disturbing Pattern by Sarah1281 reviews
Thinking about the Sannin, Naruto comes to an unsettling realization: two of them and their teacher were all killed by a student of theirs. Could the still-comatose Tsunade be next? Needless to say, he's not going to be taking any chances...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 194 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
After The Aftermath by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
The war is over, and now the Arrancar have to adjust to life outside of Las Noches. And Ulquiorra proves it's possible to be bad at, among other things, even prostitution.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,112 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Clue Feathers by cloudyjenn reviews
Something is seriously messed up with Castiel's wings.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 2,124 - Follows: 265 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Unsatisfactory Familial Relations by Sarah1281 reviews
During the Chuunin Exams, Sasuke and Temari find themselves alone together and end up bonding over the things they have in common: questionably sane teammates and homicidal brothers who could kill them at any moment.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,805 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 79 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Sasuke U., Temari - Complete
Things Team Nineteen Are No Longer Allowed To Do by H.E. Gray reviews
Iruka's genin team was never normal, by any definition of the word.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 1123 - Favs: 2,601 - Follows: 1,665 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Iruka U., Kotetsu H.
Sphere of Influence by Bobmin356 reviews
Harry's trip through the Department of Mysteries reveals the Mysteries behind the department
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,086 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 1,616 - Follows: 488 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Redivivus by Silver Pard reviews
The most important thing Ryuk learned watching Light Yagami was how to follow the rules to the letter and still break them.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,786 - Reviews: 946 - Favs: 2,713 - Follows: 2,345 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Light Y., L
Please Don't Eat Me! by Sarah1281 reviews
On their way home from the failed invasion, Temari and Kankuro attempt to deal with issues related to Gaara's apology, including whether he really means it, if he's going to eat them, and whether Naruto is secretly a cult leader.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 919 - Follows: 196 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Gaara, Temari, Kankuro - Complete
A Mothering Experience by AllBlueChaser reviews
Written for the wonderful OnePieceFanforAll...Usopp finds Sanji in the kitchen and gives the chef a chance to see what having a mother is like. Nakamaship.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Usopp, Sanji - Complete
Flying with Albatrosses by Amethyst Turtle reviews
Thirty-six different friendship pairings, told as thirty-six drabbles. Who needs romance when you have nakama? Complete!
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 23,015 - Reviews: 838 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Complete
The Nature of Black by AllBlueChaser reviews
Zoro could always see the threads of emotion connecting people but not until he saw Sanjis did he care. A San/Zo thing I did for 30 piece over on LJ. I will get the rest of them up soon but figured the ones near a 1,000 words could get their own entry.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 61 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Sanji, Zoro
Always the Last to Know by Sarah1281 reviews
While having lunch together one day, Iruka and Kakashi realize that everyone in Konoha thinks they are together. Bewildered, they attempt to track the source of these rumors as they barely even know each other. Surprisingly, not Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 146 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Going Through the Motions by jellybeansprout reviews
Tsuna's bewildered by Squalo's new attitude toward him. He suspects it's the Varia's belated method of revenge. It's nothing like that, but to be fair, Tsuna was never any good with understanding the thought-process of the Varia. Mild SLASH. 4427.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,323 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 75 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Squalo S. - Complete
Well, He IS Really Old by Sarah1281 reviews
Sasuke and Karin sneak into Konoha with plans to dispose of Danzo once and for all...only to discover he's apparently died of old age. While they try to figure out what to do next, Sai and Naruto show up and suspect foul play...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 74 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Dark Corners of the House of the Rising Sun by KalliopeStarmist reviews
.:drabble:. Tales from Konoha's Quintessential Dysfunctional Family, the Hyuugas. Starring Hinata, Hanabi, Hiashi, Hizashi, and Neji, even though his name doesn't start with an H.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,108 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Hiashi H., Hizashi H.
Contemplating Clouds by Tehan.au reviews
Apathetic Occlumency teacher twisting your mind out of shape? Never fear, there's a charming young girl in the year below to twist it back in the opposite direction. Just hope it doesn't snap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,222 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 2,044 - Follows: 2,098 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Harry P., Luna L.
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 2072 - Favs: 3,992 - Follows: 2,714 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
50 Things Draco Malfoy Is Not Allowed To Do by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Pansy and Blaise make a list of things Draco is not allowed to do. Uh oh. 31. He must also refrain from sending Molly Weasley a weight loss plan, because he does not want to be killed by a mob of redheaded, freckly idiots. HPDM MILD SLASH. Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 87 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Twas Three AM by Plaid Voodoo Doll reviews
Twas 3 a.m. in the morning and all through the ship, not a creature was stirring, not even dear Brook." My late Christmas present to you ! ZoroxSanji
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Black by shi-chan reviews
It was the eyes that carried the entire universe in its depths that reminded Sanji that his dreams and hopes did not rest in All Blue alone.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,352 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Zoro, Sanji
The Emperors of Washington by gallantcorkscrews reviews
Edward is a killer. But it can't be explained away by his vampire nature. He's just a sociopathic, human teenager. CAN I MAKE A LOVE STORY OUT OF THIS? ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,778 - Reviews: 2594 - Favs: 1,941 - Follows: 1,098 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
That's It? by Sarah1281 reviews
Madara tracks down Naruto find out the answer to a very important question: Just how is he so persuasive? Initially reluctant, Naruto agrees if Madara explains his own powers of persuasion. Needless to say, the explanations just make them more confused.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 1,102 - Follows: 252 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Naruto U., Madara U. - Complete
Deadpool's Awesome Fanfiction by Emeraldjewel reviews
The merc with a mouth, in his usual awareness of the continuity, realizes that he is in a fanfiction and decides to correct some common issues with the medium.
Marvel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,104 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 181 - Published: 11/24/2009
Gaara the Messiah by Sarah1281 reviews
“Look, it was either that or telling everyone you were a zombie.” Gaara's resurrection has unexpected consequences when they have to find a way to explain it without mentioning forbidden jutsu. And sadly, those were two of the more reasonable ideas...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 926 - Follows: 197 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Worst Chuunin Present Ever by Sarah1281 reviews
Post-series. Upon making Chuunin, Naruto and Co are called into Tsunade's office to hear some startling news: Naruto is secretly a girl. And apparently a lesbian. And no, she's still not in love with Sasuke. And why does no one ever tell her these things?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,485 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 123 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Subtle Matter by firefly reviews
He's always been bad at articulating his thoughts and she's never been merciful to those craving her acknowledgment. Hidan. Konan. 52 Flavours format.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,369 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Konan, Hidan - Complete
Well, He’s Got to Start Asking Questions Sometime by Sarah1281 reviews
During his epic battle with Itachi, Sasuke realizes that this may be his last chance for answers and that nothing he's hearing makes any sense so he decides to finally start asking questions. He's kind of new at this, though, so might take awhile...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 822 - Follows: 181 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Talked Into Self Sacrifice by Sarah1281 reviews
Hyuuga Hizashi was just minding his own business when he was accosted by a Hyuuga elder with a mad plan to save Hiashi from his own mistake: talking his twin into agreeing to a trade.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Hizashi H., Hiashi H. - Complete
Madara Wants to do WHAT to the Moon? by Sarah1281 reviews
After the summit, Gaara finds Naruto and explains to him what Madara's current 'Master Plan' is. Needless to say, Naruto is not impressed and his faith in Madara's sanity takes a huge nosedive. "He either didn't think this through or he's lying to us."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 1,766 - Follows: 383 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Troper Tales: Volume One by RubberLotusShipper reviews
A collection of one-shots featuring One Piece characters following various tropes. Chapter Thirty: Who did they expect to be the final boss? Blackbeard? The Five Elder Stars? Ha!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 30 - Words: 35,697 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Complete
Could Have Been Worse by Sarah1281 reviews
After listening to his team complaining AGAIN just because he showed up nine hours late, Kakashi decides he has the worst team ever and wonders what it would be like if he'd gotten a different team...on second thought, maybe Team 7's not so bad.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,589 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 136 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Itachi’s First Day by Sarah1281 reviews
Itachi’s first day with the Akatsuki doesn’t start off the best: Kisame keeps calling him a kid, Orochimaru keeps hitting on him, Sasori turned himself into a puppet, and Zetsu might eat them all. He knew he should’ve stayed in Konoha…
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 982 - Follows: 190 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
The Benefits of Omnipotence by Saiyan Angie reviews
Uzumaki Naruto must admit he never thought he'd be in that spot again. Then again, distortions of time and space weren't really something the academy prepared you for. Inspired by Lionheart. DUE FOR REWRITE. SEEKING BETA.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 55 - Words: 102,626 - Reviews: 2563 - Favs: 2,759 - Follows: 3,082 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Naruto U.
Lee's Inexplicable Crush by Sarah1281 reviews
After the Chuunin Exam preliminaries, Neji and Tenten sit down and try and figure out why in the world Lee likes Sakura so much when they have almost nothing in common and practically no shared values. It...doesn't go very well.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 76 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Gai's Very Own Eternal Rival by Sarah1281 reviews
After three years of brooding on his public humiliation, Kisame finally faces Gai again only to realize he has no idea who he is. Well that won't do! The epic battle over Gaara can wait. Let Operation: Remember Me! begin...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 62 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Kisame H., Gai M. - Complete
Choosing Chuunins by Sarah1281 reviews
After the invasion, it is left to the Council to decide the results of the Exam. They refuse to promote an invader out of principle but they’d like to promote SOMEONE. And they need a new Hokage. And Itachi will probably be back. And Danzo keeps applying.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 100 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Koharu U., Homura M. - Complete
Yay We Passed by Sarah1281 reviews
After passing Kakashi's bell test, Naruto asks Sasuke why's he's not more excited. The Uchiha reveals that it was inevitable that they would, not only because he's amazing, but because of politics. His team doesn't understand, so he's forced to elaborate.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 122 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Mai's Ramblings by Loopy777 reviews
Mai's secret thoughts on all the Avatar ships- you know the funny is coming when the driest, most critical personality in the show decides to let it all out! Everything Avatar is analyzed and described in the most ridiculous way possible! A fandom classic!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 59 - Words: 69,082 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Mai - Complete
An Answer at Last by Sarah1281 reviews
When Kiba finds out that Naruto STILL hasn’t responded to Hinata’s love confession, he drags her off to confront Naruto, who’s talking with Sakura, who’s convinced he loves HER. Or does he love Sasuke? The time has come to sort this out. Not Kiba/Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 76 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Naruto U., Kiba I. - Complete
Oh, Did You Have a Sob Story Too, Sasuke? by Sarah1281 reviews
Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 2,340 - Follows: 465 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Cards by quixotomy reviews
Ichigo is taken prisoner to Hueco Mundo. He is bored. He plays cards. Grimmjow is intrigued. Things degenerate from there. Crack!fic. :D
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 1,778 - Follows: 362 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Solitude by bahari reviews
Most people don't get it, but Light understands loneliness--but then, so does L. And when they meet in the Kira case, perhaps they don't have to be so familiar with it anymore. Oneshot LightxL fic, examining Light's past and how they come together.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,041 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 80 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Getting Revenge Without Being a Total Prick by Sarah1281 reviews
After beating Orochimaru, Sasuke hears of Shikamaru's success in getting revenge on Hidan in about a week and decides that since he's made little progress on that himself in the last eight years, he should seek him out and ask for some friendly advice...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 84 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Sasuke U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
There’s Faith and then There’s THAT by Sarah1281 reviews
In which Jiraiya and the Council team up to try and convince the Sandaime that revealing Naruto's Jinchuuriki status to everyone in Konoha is not exactly the best plan and Sarutobi professes his great faith in the people of Konoha constantly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 104 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Jiraiya, Hiruzen S. - Complete
Just because by Karijn Aska Shangel reviews
Some cute KisaIta drabbles, enjoy. PG13, KisameXItachi is LOVE... Rating upped to be safe!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 25,452 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
A Remedy for Lassitude by firefly reviews
Ennui is an unavoidable feature in a summer spent taking care of a rehabilitating brother. Never did it occur to Temari to think that finding a pen pal in an eccentric soldier on the other side of the world might help cure it. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,113 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 920 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Choosing the Fourth by Sarah1281 reviews
In which the Third Hokage, the three Sannin, and the Yellow Flash decide on the Fourth Hokage by means of 'not its', addressing a series of hypothetical situations, and seeing who's brave enough to put on Tsunade's cursed necklace.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 1,291 - Follows: 277 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Minato N., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Keep Your Eye on the Council by Sarah1281 reviews
After Naruto brings Sasuke back at the Valley of the End, the ever-nefarious Council decides to banish Naruto and make Sasuke the Rokudaime. Their plan works perfectly...until Naruto doesn't care, Sasuke runs away again, and Tsunade shows up.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 899 - Follows: 260 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Naruto U., Tsunade S., Koharu U., Homura M. - Complete
Reason for Absence by firefly reviews
She was already hopelessly late for her court appointment; the last thing she needed was to run down a member of one of the city's most dangerous crime syndicates. Ino. Hidan. Crack AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,668 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 116 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Ino Y., Hidan - Complete
Fight the Good Fight, Finish the Race by jessicaknows reviews
The Black Order suspects there are Innocence at Hogwarts. They want to retrieve it, but refuse to get caught in the war. They send a magic wielding exorcist to the school as a teacher. He happens to be Kanda Yuu, and Allen is his apprentice.
Crossover - Harry Potter & D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 80,421 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Harry P., Kanda Yuu
About Edogawa by Ellen Brand reviews
It's tough being the new guy in Division One. There's so much you need to know...
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 1,762 - Follows: 316 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Complete
The Annoying Game by Hic iacet Mori reviews
Naruto and Sai play a dangerous game to hone their shinobi skills. Their goal—to annoy their target enough to attack them both with their most powerful jutsu at maximum killing intent. Their next target—Konoha's number one recalcitrant Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 23,997 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sai
Harry Potter and the Magical Pickup Lines by RoastedGrover reviews
Harry and Draco meet at a pub, and much hilarity ensues. Harry/Draco slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Nice Try, Potter by Sarah1281 reviews
James can't believe his luck when he finds a series of books all about their future son and can't wait to show Lily so she'll go out with him. What he didn't count on would be how hard it would be to convince her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 131 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
improper speech by incandescens reviews
Byakuya attempts subtle seduction: Renji fails in comprehension: Rukia provides poetic criticism.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Byakuya K., Rukia K. - Complete
80 Things The Weasley Twins Are Not Allowed To Do by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
The Weasley twins' mum writes a list. 66 Introduce Professor Trelawney to fortune cookies... 67 ...and bewitch every fortune to say ‘beware the bunny in the neon pink tutu... 68 ...and then dress up as two bunnies in neon pink tutus. Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 65 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
The Seven Worst Kept Secrets of Camelot by enjambament reviews
Detailing those certain things which every child of Camelot grows up hearing stories about and would swear on their life to have never heard. Slash, M/A
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Hazardous Environment by incandescens reviews
Gotei 13 hazardous environment regulations don't usually involve sunbathing. Unless it's Kyouraku and Ukitake interpreting them.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Shunsui K., J. Ukitake - Complete
20 Pick Up Lines That Don't Work by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
“I was going to say, that I’ve lost my virginity.” “I know you have...” “Soooo, I was wondering... can I have YOURS?” “You've already taken it.” "Oh. Good point..." Read and Review! RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
RemusSirius Themes by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
James!Quick!Lily's snogging Snape in the Astronomy Tower!" "WHAT?" "Go!Save her from a fate worse than death!" "Alright,Sirius, he's gone now;what did you want to tell me?" "Hurry up,Remus,we don't have that much time!Get on the bed and get naked!"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 13,406 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Timely Errors by Worfe reviews
Harry Potter never had much luck, being sent to his parents’ past should have been expected. 'Complete' Time travel fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 130,020 - Reviews: 2284 - Favs: 11,067 - Follows: 3,335 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Spiritual Relations by bookwyrmy reviews
Everything you wanted to know about the Hyuugas but were too afraid to ask. Warnings: "Neji"/"Hina", possession. Written with KalliopeStarmist & an unnamed catgirl
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,356 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Hiashi H., Neji H.
Skinny Dipping: A Documentary by evilsockofghana reviews
Little episodes from the life and times of Kakashi's team. Part of the Documentary Stories.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,751 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 7/20/2006 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Bantam Eden by firefly reviews
Out of all the little shops and stalls lining the streets of Konoha, Hidan finds it is the Yamanaka flower shop that makes his extended visit worthwhile, particularly when the store owner's daughter is tending his requests. Hidan. Ino.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,993 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Hidan, Ino Y. - Complete
Movie Night by firefly reviews
Opting for a scary movie was better than moping the rest of the night away, especially since it gave him an excuse to spend some quality time with his new neighbour. Naruto. Shizune. Friendship fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,374 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Naruto U., Shizune - Complete
Remember Me by freaky bitch reviews
Harry is abandoned and thrown in Azkaban. -Features a dark and slightly insane Harry. Rating will go up if I continue this story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Harry P.
The Law of the Jungle by Roozette reviews
Everyone knows the law of the jungle. NEVER come between a lioness and her cub. Not even death will prevent Lily Potter from keeping her child safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,888 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Lily Evans P., Harry P.
The Fortune of Mrs Sakura by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Sakura goes to a fortuneteller, who offers to let her spend one day married to each of her potential matches. Of course, she doesn't realize that Lee and Sasuke are just the tip of the iceburg. .:Every Sakura Pairing:.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,953 - Reviews: 1811 - Favs: 1,837 - Follows: 1,744 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N.
To Walk a Narrow Path by Dragongirl16 reviews
The sequel to Faith. Every action has a reaction and not all of them are good. HD slash, post book 4 AU HD slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 55 - Words: 220,755 - Reviews: 1473 - Favs: 1,900 - Follows: 937 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Not Another Impromptu Musical! by Sarah1281 reviews
During the State Championship basketball game at the beginning of HSM3, a West High cheerleader laments the fact that East High can't even get through one lousy basketball game before bursting into song.
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,055 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Troy B., Jack B. - Complete
Hate is a Lot like Love Except with Less Biting by peroxidepest17 reviews
Kenpachi wears on Byakuya’s patience.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,862 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Byakuya K., K. Zaraki
Zoro’s Directions by peroxidepest17 reviews
Correct file now! Zoro gives directions.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 2,291 - Follows: 334 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Sanji, Luffy - Complete
Scary Shiny Glasses by Lady Nightspike reviews
Inspired by the TV trope. Read all about Ishida's adventures...with glasses! Watch his 'glasses' warfare tactics! Witness the insanity of Hueco Mundo through the lens of...err...lenses?
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Uryuu I.
Death and His Shadow by sugarswirls reviews
Raito Yagami is your typical star student. That is, until one night when he catches a deadly fever and L, a bored god of death, phases through his bedroom window to take his soul away. But how can he steal the soul of someone who won't die? AU RxLxR
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 234,128 - Reviews: 1540 - Favs: 1,090 - Follows: 1,003 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Light Y., L
What Could Possibly Go Wrong? by Legendary Legacy reviews
Sequel to 'What's the Worst That Could Happen'. Naruto and Kyubi are in a hopeless situation with absolutely no logical way of getting out of it. But hey, since when has a little thing like logic ever stood in the way of a good fanfic plot? Mockfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,967 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 57 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Famous Last Words by Kitsunesongs reviews
When Harry and his friends are captured by Nicodemus, Harry ends up choosing some rather...odd last words.
Dresden Files - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 138 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Complete
Dress Up by Qualapec the She-Wolf reviews
Molly plays dress up. Because we all know the duster is the coolest part of the outfit.
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Complete
These Daffodils, I Hate Them by buduica reviews
An innocent gift from Maka to Death the Kid has unintended consequences.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Death The Kid, Maka A. - Complete
Going Commando: A Documentary by evilsockofghana reviews
Little episodes from the life and times of Team Gai. Part of the Documentary Stories.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,763 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Gai M., Lee R.
The End Is Near by Tierfal reviews
A horrible day gets a bit bet - er, worse - when Mello discovers that a certain albino boy has disa-Neared. Matt, Mello, L, and Light set out to find him, come hell, high water, or chocolate shortages. Well, maybe not those. Matt/Mello, Light/L.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 61,931 - Reviews: 1000 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Baby Blues by blizzie8836 reviews
AU, Yaoi. This is your assignment, class. You will be paired up as a couple, a married couple, and you will have one month to experience life as parents. Oh, and you're partner is a guy. Have fun!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,327 - Reviews: 1508 - Favs: 1,322 - Follows: 1,547 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
A New Kind of Magic by Tehan.au reviews
This is why you keep your muses under control, kids. Harry gets stuck in the past, and learns an ancient and noble art. Unabashedly fluffy and pointless, but in a good way. Now with added present.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,049 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Harry P.
100 Ways by know-it-all-bookworm reviews
100 Ways to Annoy Voldemort Into Making Stupid Mistakes So Harry Can Finally Kill Him
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,207 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Voldemort - Complete
Five Times the Spacemonauts Saved the World by Person4 reviews
...and once that they failed miserably. ::Gunnerkrigg Court::
Misc. Comics - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,680 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Complete
Countdown by Luna Mischief89 reviews
'His sight followed the body, eventually focusing on who it was. His favorite crimson-haired, maroon-eyed, Zabimaru-wielding, heavily tattooed, walking sex fantasy. And he seemed to be just as drunk as Shuuhei was.' Shuuhei's long countdown to midnight on New Year's Eve. Shuuhei/Renji; Urahara/Ichigo; numerous other pairings.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,928 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Renji A., Shuuhei H. - Complete
Eternal Return by Silver Pard reviews
For the Greater Good. Harry understands this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,283 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 2,445 - Follows: 508 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
On Forming Diplomatic Relations with the 11th Div by peroxidepest17 reviews
Byakuya and Kenpachi get as civil as they know how.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/15/2008 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Byakuya K., K. Zaraki - Complete
A Burned Leaf by nlblake reviews
A botched up summonig lands Naruto in a parallel Universe, where he never existed. There he has to deal with an alive Yondaime, a chibi Sasuke and the most terrifying sight Konoha's nin have ever witnessed: the mating habits of Itachi Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,298 - Reviews: 1299 - Favs: 2,628 - Follows: 2,896 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Façade by Rhaella reviews
Oneshot. Kisame finds it mildly ironic that someone who delivers nightmares by day could be so plagued by them at night. Kisame/Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Truth about going to the World of Naruto by Self-Proclaimed KingofDDR reviews
You know about those types of fics that have a person going into the world of Naruto, where they have Sasuke or Kakashi or a female fall in love with them, and they get insanely strong? Well, when I end up in the same spot, I shall tell you the TRUTH!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,075 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/24/2008 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Chōji A.
Diagnosis: Clueless by Kantayra reviews
Sasuke suspects he's being poisoned. Sakura suspects he just needs a little tongue time with Naruto. Naruto/Sasuke or Sasuke/Naruto, whichever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 94 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
No Thank You by Sarah1281 reviews
What if the Dursley family had taken the more practical route of treating Harry kindly in order to keep him away from magic? What if it worked? What if he wants nothing to do with the wizarding world and Dumbledore has to solve his own problems for once?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,608 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 2,292 - Follows: 551 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by Roozette reviews
Title is self-explanitory. With a Harry/Draco twist. I am bored.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 50,167 - Reviews: 1168 - Favs: 1,687 - Follows: 1,173 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
Flesh and Blood by Kantayra reviews
Sasori had planned his death and his miraculous resurrection into a human body. What he hadn't planned was how his brand new flesh and blood would affect him once he reunited with his old partner. Sasori/Deidara. Post-Shippuuden, Deidara and Sasori live!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 96,888 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Good Help by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Working undercover as part of an eccletic staff for a socially-inept heir was the last place that Itachi expected to start questioning himself and his loyalties.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,734 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Itachi U., Sai
Planks of Wood by shi-chan reviews
YamaGokuYama - Gokudera's anger-management-therapist said that he should channel his energy in to something more creative rather than destructive. Gokudera just wasn't expecting the 'side effects' of his therapeutic activities.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,393 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/8/2008 - H. Gokudera, T. Yamamoto - Complete
Replacement by shi-chan reviews
KakaIru/YamaIru - All his life, he struggled and fought against being a replacement. And yet, after all that's said and done, Tenzou wonders when that cycle will break. If ever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,026 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Yamato, Kakashi H. - Complete
Gumption by Roozette reviews
In which there are biscuits, poisonous snakes, nefarious ploys, and, oh yes, Harry is slightly mental and the heir of Gryffindor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,282 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Pick Me Up by Kantayra reviews
Sasuke finally meets his greatest enemy: the singles bar. Faced with fangirls, fanboys, and bad pick-up lines, only Naruto can save him from this unstoppable terror. Naruto/Sasuke or Sasuke/Naruto, whichever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,817 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 89 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Magic Tricks by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
In which Ichigo distracts and confuses Shinigami, and several people sustain injury. CRACK.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Ichigo K., Yachiru K. - Complete
Diary of a Siriusly Skewed Individual by First of the Geeks reviews
I'm just your average 16 year old student. Who may or may not cost my house victories and conduct conversations about my nether bits in public. And I am NOT obsessed with a certain Mr. Black. Honest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,230 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 7/25/2005 - OC, Sirius B.
The Union by lunakatrina reviews
Harry learns the terrible secret of being a wizard... and is totally confused about Voldemort. But he knows one thing: Voldemort sadistically killed his parents. ...Or did he? Gen, crack, is strangely relevent to actual politics...maybe, AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 97 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Harry P.
No, You're Sexy! by Kantayra reviews
Naruto and Sasuke have the amazing power to argue about anything, even sex. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 51 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Subtle Art of Uchiha Seduction by Kantayra reviews
Sasuke's finally decided on his chosen mate, and he pursues him with the same ruthless determination he does everything else. Unfortunately, it's all too subtle for Naruto. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 100 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mixed Signals by incandescens reviews
Grimmjow's just a ray of sexual sunshine. Even if the prospective target may not appreciate it.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Birthday Candy by shi-chan reviews
GokuYama It all started with Gokudera fishing for something - anything - in his pocket to pass as a birthday gift. Years later, the tradition lived on.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Complete
Fear The Wrath Of The Bookish by Roozette reviews
Hermione is tired of being teased for being smart. Somehow, this idea will make others think twice about mocking her. Well, at least the idea works in her head...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,360 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Per Favore Non Dimenticarmi by meggyeggy1024 reviews
8059 Gokudera's realized something about himself, and denial is his new best friend. And it doesn't help that Yamamoto's got a girlfriend, either....
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,627 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Complete
Walkin' the Beat by Novelist Pup reviews
AU: Meet Kanda, oddball cop with a love of arresting innocent civilians. And Allen, oddball college student/innocent civilian. And Lenalee, the not-so-oddball cop. And Lavi, the drug dealer, but that isn't suspicious at all. :CRACK
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,850 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker
moves in mysterious ways by Lisse reviews
Sometimes the prey evolves, or at least learns how to issue restraining orders. Metafic.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,329 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 111 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Bella - Complete
The Closet by Gothicthundra reviews
Part of a series. Harry, Ron, Hermione, Draco, and a Hufflepuff get locked in a magic proof closet and must figure a way out... if they survive each others company.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,304 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
AshShaytan by Novocain reviews
You think you have read this story before, but this is not that story. There is no heroic, self-conscious boy, and the bossy Mudblood never does have friends. The freckled boy never comes out of his brothers’ shadows, and - but that would be telling.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Harry P.
Good Timing by A Wandering Minstrel reviews
Most dangerous job in the world? Alaskan crab fisherman have nothing on members of Harry Dresden's army.
Dresden Files - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,005 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/5/2008 - H. Dresden, K. Murphy, Molly C., C. Ramirez - Complete
Shinobi of Genius by Self-Proclaimed KingofDDR reviews
Kakashi and Iruka salute to the REAL Ninja of Genius, all the while enjoying the taste of Ninja Dew. Inspired by the Real Men of Genius Commercials.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,578 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
The Deathnote Dating Gameshow by Sakurazukamori6 reviews
Being the soon to be God of the new world can be a rewarding if lonely job. But do not fear obsessive Kira-worshippers, for Sakura Tv is here to ensure that the savior finds that special somebody. RaitoxL/Mikami/Misa/Takada/Near/Ryuuk.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,521 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Complete
The Marauders' Guide to Life by BlackBells reviews
If you need advice there's no one better equipped than the Marauders. And they may find a little advice from you proves beneficial as well. Pen name changed from SiriusLoverr to BlackBells!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,582 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 10/4/2007 - James P., Sirius B.
What About The Paperwork! by Janara reviews
Harry is not happy with the future Dumbledore has mapped out for him now that the war is over. Sick and tired of the manipulations, Harry rebels the only way he knows how. Sadly, Harry forgot the first rule of his life,nothing ever goes according to plan.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,852 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 445 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Harry P.
Gorgon Zolo: Trial by fire by Amaxing reviews
Part 2 of my pirate-lawyer saga thing. A murder. A marine. A mystery. A marimo. Roronoa Zoro returns as rookie attorney Gorgon Zolo, and he'll need every OBJECTION! in the book to save his client...
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,288 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Zoro, Nami - Complete
The Book of Naruto by HitokiriOTD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has been many things to many people. To some, he is a friend, a comrade, and perhaps even a hero. To others, he is an enemy, a nuisance, and a villain. But he's never been a god before.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 43,726 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 2,724 - Follows: 2,328 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Naruto U.
In An Unsightly Manner by Legendary Legacy reviews
In the manga, when Itachi killed his clan and mind-raped Sasuke, he gave him some strange words to live by. What if Sasuke actually took those words to heart? Not Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 128 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Isn't it obvious? by Sarah1281 reviews
After another Chamber of Secrets incident, Myrtle takes it upon herself to explain to her Potions class exactly what has been attacking everybody. Unfortunately, it's Potions with Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 83 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Myrtle, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Masala Dosa by firefly reviews
Kakuzu is a slave to bargains, Hidan likes the spice of variety, and a dingy little restaurant provides a quaint intermediate between the two. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 75 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
A Strange, Strange Day Indeed by Gothicthundra reviews
Set in 6th Year. A messed up Love potion makes its way into Draco's hands. So Harry must deal with a love sick Draco for 24 hours. Insanity. Humor. More. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,943 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Icha Icha Infiltration by H.E. Gray reviews
AKA: The Iwa-Reports. There are some missions that just don't get mentioned. Slash, cross-dressing, crude humour, etc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 270 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Naruto U., Kotetsu H.
Iphis Promised by H.E. Gray reviews
So - what happens when you mix up the genders of random Konoha ninjas? An all-female Team Seven for one. And a /very/ grumpy Sakura...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 356 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
Captain Winky by Luna Mischief89 reviews
Yachiru tells Squad 11 a tale about a certain redhead and a 69 man and what she caught them doing in an office.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Renji A., Shuuhei H., Yachiru K. - Complete
Of War by H.E. Gray reviews
There were other people in the Iwa-Konoha war, and Yondaime was only a hero to some of them. Death, violence, bad language. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Minato N. - Complete
Deeper than Bone by Fire Tears reviews
Thor has already lost one shield brother. He will not lose another.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6377 - Favs: 17,205 - Follows: 6,025 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Across the Universe by mira mirth reviews
Vague spoilers for PS-HBP. One-shot. James Potter observes as Harry arrives to an alternate dimension where his parents are alive and Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived. Trying to teach old cliches new tricks, here.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 4,975 - Follows: 966 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Tsuna's Concern by rellik-tida reviews
Tsuna’s take on the relationship between Yamamoto and Gokudera, as the boss of Vongola. TYL!8059
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/6/2008 - T. Yamamoto, H. Gokudera - Complete
Avoiding the Issue by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
In which Sasuke has issues and no one else is surprised. Except maybe Naruto. (NaruSasu)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,337 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 4/5/2008 - Published: 9/11/2004
Watch by firefly reviews
A collection of frames and events, the ones that shaped his definitions of the human eye, and the ones that changed them. Itachi coming to terms with the end of it all. Introspective.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
What to Do When: A Guide To Surviving Hogwarts by Moony8193 reviews
After his insane seven years at Hogwarts, James Potter has decided to write a guide to survive everything from Hagrid's cooking to when crazed squirrels attack your Potions class. Hilarious, if I do say so myself. James POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,221 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 6/25/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
imitate the action of the duck by incandescens reviews
Kyouraku and Ukitake, in the Academy days, and why the skinny-dipping was a bad idea.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/14/2008 - J. Ukitake, Shunsui K. - Complete
Iris by Empatheia reviews
-Byakuya x Hisana- The wheel of life goes round and round, round and round, round and round again. May god have mercy on his havoc-wrecked soul.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,455 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Byakuya K., Hisana K. - Complete
Ten Ways In Which To Abuse You Power by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
A note to all Captain-ranking Shinigami in regards to the recent incidents of blatant power abuse- Stop it.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/10/2008 - G.S. Yamamoto - Complete
A Little Dance by Kazima Kuwabara reviews
Hanatarou sees Yachiru all alone waiting for Zaraki who is currently injured. Seeing the fear and concern hidden in her eyes the timid young man decides he's going to try and cheer her up using a tactic his father once used on him long ago. request fic.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Hanatarō Y. - Complete
Three Little Pigs, and the Big Bad Diet Pepsi? by books4evah reviews
Babitty Rabitty and Her Cackling Stump is too disturbing sounding, and the Three Little Pigs isn't original enough. To what lengths will the marauders go to find that perfect story?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,750 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Gorgon Zolo: Ace Attorney by Amaxing reviews
Roronoa Zolo... he's strong, he's skilled, he's... an attorney? Dramatic, thrilling, and comical court proceedings are sure to follow!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,998 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Zoro - Complete
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 2006 - Favs: 2,205 - Follows: 792 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Next Time She'll Just Try Vegas by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
Renji was just glad he hadn't had to use the tranquilizer- he was pretty sure Rukia would count her brother being unconcious as 'something stupid that ruins everything.'
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Byakuya K., Rukia K. - Complete
The Darth Vader Polka by buduica reviews
There's consequences to Cross' womanizing ways. The fall-out traumatizes everyone involved, especially Allen Walker.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,984 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 52 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Complete
Twenty Times Uzumaki Naruto Didn't Die by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Over time, Naruto learns what it means to be Jinchuuriki. Final in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,849 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 3,622 - Follows: 831 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
So You've Decided to Be Evil by Evadne reviews
Harry Potter discovers there are things far, far more annoying than Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 1,730 - Follows: 1,241 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P.
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7306 - Favs: 6,125 - Follows: 2,635 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Mutual Understanding by firefly reviews
In which Hidan plays the empathetic ear to Hinata's lamentations in the middle of the night, in the cafeteria, over ice cream and chocolate. AU RP based crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 939 - Follows: 133 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Hinata H., Hidan - Complete
Love and the Art of War by DarthAmmonite reviews
Nanao X ...Zaraki? I have no excuse, explanation, or defense of this pairing whatsoever. So very, very sorry. The crack! It burns!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,846 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 11/17/2007 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Nanao I., K. Zaraki
Reflection by Bjorn reviews
Tousen Kaname had never thought to look into a mirror.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Tousen K. - Complete
Out Of His Closet by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
The question of what Ishida would do when he regained the ability to breathe still remained.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Ichigo K., Uryuu I. - Complete
Interoffice Personnel Relations by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
[Well,] Yamamoto asked, [Does anyone else want to file sexual harrasment charges against their captains?] Two hands immediately raised.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 1,405 - Follows: 208 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
THE Party Fic by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Or There's a Ninja On the Ceiling. Our favorite genin have a little bash at Naruto's house. Be prepared for Twister, Karaoke, DDR, bad movies, and drunken ninjas. Definitely drunk ninjas.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,896 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/6/2007 - Published: 6/27/2007
Adventures In Education by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
[Companion to A Perfect Plan.] It's Division Twelve's turn to babysit Yachiru, and Mayuri decides to try his hand in manipulating the minds of the youth. By explaining where babies come from.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Mayuri K., Yachiru K. - Complete
A Sarcastic Git's Golden Rules at Hogwarts by Twisted Biscuit reviews
Hogwarts has a Sarcastic Little Git inside it’s walls. That Sarcastic Little Git is deeply disgruntled. In an effort to strike out against those who annoy him [read:everybody], he is posting mocking and vaguely offensive “Guidelines” on the notice boards.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,607 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Theodore N.
The Firewhiskey Incident by Lady Bracknell reviews
In a lot of ways, it was Joni Mitchell's fault. In some ways, it was Sirius'. The Firewhiskey had a bit to do with it, Remus admitted, but when it came down to it, really, he had no one to blame but himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,984 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Excuses, Excuses by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
Renji, Byakuya thinks, has probably been dumped before. Several times.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Renji A., Byakuya K. - Complete
So, Five Espada Were Sitting on a Couch by Bjorn reviews
Follow the adventures of Grimmjow and friends as they boldly venture into Halibel's quarters. Their mission? To catch a glimpse of just what's behind that high collar. They get more than they expected. Featuring bored Espada, many injokes, and a Couch.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Grimmjow J. - Complete
Gaining Respect by Bjorn reviews
Hanatarou Yamada, Soul Society's whipping boy, knows that he's a wimp. But sometimes he surprises himself. Today, he manages to surprise the 11th Division's Captain as well. A short piece about gaining Zaraki Kenpachi's respect.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 132 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Hanatarō Y., K. Zaraki - Complete
Different Side of Me by Lyricism reviews
To the outside, Kakuzu and Hidan hate each other. When they're alone, though, it's a different story. KakuHida.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Paying A Compliment by firefly reviews
It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 1,166 - Follows: 143 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Martyrdom: It's Not For Everyone by Seaouryou reviews
Kenny McCormick, 22. Drop out, drug addict, deadbeat father... and prophet, unless the angels are pulling his leg. Wouldn't be the first time. Now the Church's got an assassin after him, Cartman's on another power trip, and Uriel won't stop freeloading.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,270 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Kenny M.
Mudblood by Sarah1281 reviews
"Mudblood? Is that your idea of an insult or something?" Draco attempts to explain to Hermione why she should be offended.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 1,383 - Follows: 272 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Simple Misunderstanding by Legendary Legacy reviews
Naruto has successfully returned from retrieving Sasuke. I think you all know what happens next, right? Mockfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 55 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Mission by Karijn Aska Shangel reviews
[KisaIta] Kisame's first mission with his brand new partner, Uchiha Itachi. A starting partnership and maybe something more... Fluff, PG13. Sequel is out.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
A Perfect Plan by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
In which Hitsugaya learns to relax, Yachiru finds a new partner in crime, and Soi Fong and Renji find out the hard way that one should never trust children.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,431 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 92 - Published: 8/14/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, Yachiru K. - Complete
Thirteen Going on Fourteen by peroxidepest17 reviews
One Piece Bleach crossover: Zoro and Sanji bust their way into the Court of Pure Souls. Hijinks ensue.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,051 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 1,064 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Complete
Manicurist by Lyricism reviews
AU. When Kisame comces to yet another new school, the last thing he wants is to get noticed. But when a kid named Itachi refuses to leave him alone, will Kisame forge something emotional, or just get annoyed to hell?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,946 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Twirlygigs and Gizzards by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Sakura, fed up with the romance interests in her life, decides to drag Gaara around town. Not too complicated, so why is everyone so confused? [SakuGaar][Chapter 12 is up!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,836 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 7/26/2007 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Afterthoughts by firefly reviews
Between the Akatsuki leader and his partner, words are unnecessary. Reassurance and respect come in more subtle ways. Slight PeinKonan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Resuscitative Measures by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
Byakuya proves it's possible to talk your way out of anything. Renji decides that when someone tells you you've got amnesia, don't question it. Ukitake doesn't know whether or not he should laugh.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
A Fate Worse Than Death by Legendary Legacy reviews
Gaara knew that being the youngest Kazekage in history would be difficult, but nothing could have possibly prepared him for something like this. Mockfic. I am highly proficient at summaries.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 60 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Gaara - Complete
I didn't steal them! I liberated them! by lunakatrina reviews
"What on Earth were you found doing in a drunken binge this time, Potter?""I was actually not drunk!" Harry exclaimed loudly and petulantly. "I actually did this of my own free and good will toward my fellow living thing."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 262 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Sharing is Caring by Asuka Kureru reviews
NaruSasuSakuHinaKaka? joke ficlet. 'This is a threesome, Uzumaki, not a walk in harem' Sasuke doesn't mind sharing Naruto and Sakura, but they never said anything about Hinata. Humor, mentions of yaoi, yuri and het, oneshot, COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 86 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Founder by gemroses reviews
The shock of a sudden change in appearance tears a hole in the fabric of time, sending Harry back to 998 A.D. Upon discovering only 3 of the 4 Founders, Harry accidentally takes on the role of the 4th Founder. Eventual MM Slash and Mpreg. More inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,743 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 824 - Updated: 7/17/2007 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Breathing Lessons by DarthAmmonite reviews
Nanao couldn’t imagine what she’d do without the Eighth, or its captain. She supposed that she loved both, although it wasn’t the kind of whitehot passion that her friend Matsumoto was always waxing eloquent about. Maybe that was the problem.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,701 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Nanao I., Shunsui K. - Complete
One Day at the Playground by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Sasuke, tell you what, why don't I take you to the park? You can meet some kids your own age and stop bugging me. [Oneshot baby!nins]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Itachi U., Hinata H. - Complete
Cooking for Espadas by chairomori reviews
In a rare moment of freedom, Orihime searches the halls of Las Noches and finds, what else but a kitchen? Oh joy! Watch Orihime as she decides to whip up something special to share with her espada friends! [Crack fic]
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
The Witching Hour by firefly reviews
Uchiha Sasuke, the fearless leader of Team Hebi, finds himself in over his head when he and his team stumble upon an abandoned, bizarre little inn in the middle of a nameless forest. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,337 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 67 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
If the Cookie Jar is Empty by Scision reviews
Complete with 100 questions! Ever found yourself filling out those pointless surveys of questions because you were insanely bored? Well Sirius decides to do just that. See what he says along with the other Marauders. Sirius/Remus, James/Lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,184 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/18/2007 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Sirius B. - Complete
The Mary Sues Cometh by citygirl1116 reviews
A lesser known Hogwarts class teaches new students what they really need to survive at school. A citygirl1116® parody!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,047 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 6/17/2007 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Harry P.
Ten Ways to Die by H.E. Gray reviews
The Academy textbook says that a ninja is proud to die for their country. This is rarely the truth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 967 - Follows: 120 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Minato N. - Complete
A Quizzical Endeavour by Twisted Biscuit reviews
After You Know Who's return, shortly before the permanent removal of Professor Umbridge, the Ministry attempt to promote House Unity. They do so in the only way they know how: With paperwork. Which should go brilliantly, of course...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,168 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 6/3/2007 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
A Child is a Clamp by peroxidepest17 reviews
The one thing parents can always agree on is love of a child. Or something like that.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Ichigo K., Uryuu I. - Complete
The Word On The Grapevine by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
If the only thing interesting enough to gossip about is Kuchiki Byakuya's lovelife, then Soul Society is obviously in desperate need of a new revenue of entertainment. At this rate, someone's going to be killed in no time...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,131 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Genteel by firefly reviews
Juugo tries to keep his distance, Karin can't keep her mouth shut, and Sasuke and Suigetsu watch with resigned amusement. Fluff. Slight Juugo x Karin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Juugo, Karin U. - Complete
And Miles to Go by peroxidepest17 reviews
Ikkaku isn’t strong enough yet.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Ikkaku M., K. Zaraki - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1648 - Favs: 4,255 - Follows: 556 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 4,596 - Follows: 754 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
Sundried Palaver by firefly reviews
It was incredibly rare to find a person so pathetic and deprived of love and affection that they’d turn to someone like him for comfort. Love, Zetsu realized, and humanity’s selfish desire for it, had bestowed him with a sense of normalcy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,185 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 82 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Zetsu - Complete
Religious Artwork by ckret2 reviews
Hidan's obsessed with Jashin. Deidara's obsessed with explosions. But they can still share a hobby. Of course, that's bad news for anyone around them. [Oneshot, crackfic.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,233 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 871 - Follows: 126 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
What's the Worst That Could Happen? by Legendary Legacy reviews
Kyubi's been acting strange, and it's making Naruto nervous. When the demon makes a strange request, Naruto's against it...that is, until he no longer has a choice. But hey, what's the worst that could happen? Mockfic. I'm still awesome at summaries.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,703 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 128 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,500 - Reviews: 1283 - Favs: 1,979 - Follows: 1,232 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U.
There's Something About Zaraki by drakensis reviews
Hitsugaya has questions about Yachiru, but he wasn't expecting the answers.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 150 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Yachiru K., T. Hitsugaya - Complete
A Calculated Loss by peroxidepest17 reviews
Ikkaku being dragged to shop is like fighting a war.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Yumichika A., Ikkaku M. - Complete
In My Brother's Shadow by theturtlemoves reviews
Regulus Black considers his big brother, and why he no longer wants to be just like him. ONESHOT please review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,693 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Regulus B., Sirius B. - Complete
Ball and Chain by peroxidepest17 reviews
Byakuya and Kenpachi sort of team up to give Yachiru the best birthday ever.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/13/2007 - K. Zaraki, Byakuya K. - Complete
The Journal of One Kenny McCormick by Seaouryou reviews
Oh, life. It’s such a tremendous pain in the ass. I'm not too thrilled about death, either. [Kenny’s POV]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 28,186 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 2/12/2007 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Kenny M. - Complete
The Various Supah Powahs of One Severus Snape by lunakatrina reviews
Answers the time honored question: What would happen if Snape fell into a vat of toxic waste? Just in case anyone was wondering...total crack, ignores HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,057 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/10/2007 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Severus S.
Deus Ex Machina by Kraken's Ghost reviews
The future can't be allowed to exist. Only one man has the gall to even try to avert the timeline. Uzumaki Naruto meet...Uzumaki Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,849 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 753 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
Grab A French Model, Of Course by Novocain reviews
Harry tells a few postwar truths. [I've spilled so much blood that I'm surprised I don't still smell like it, and sometimes I see splashes of crimson on my clothes, and it's. Not. Fair. I'm eighteen going on Vietnam veteran...]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Parenting Made Easy with Zaraki Kenpachi by peroxidepest17 reviews
Kenpachi has no respect for amateurs.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 136 - Published: 1/22/2007 - K. Zaraki, Yumichika A. - Complete
A Not So High School Experience by Legendary Legacy reviews
You know the typical high school fic? Well Naruto doesn't. Warning: Fourth Wall breaking. Mock fic. Also, I'm awesome at summaries!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Citing Examples by Ren85 reviews
[Oneshot, StanKyle] After Kyle expresses his objections, Stan tries to win him over in a different way.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Lies by H.E. Gray reviews
It's nearly pathetic how easy it is to fool a village full of ninjas. Iruka lies so much that he can hardly remember the truth. ONESHOT, SLASH.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 920 - Follows: 159 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Complete
So Sue Me by lunakatrina reviews
My take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,383 - Reviews: 2399 - Favs: 4,702 - Follows: 3,975 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P.
A New Day Dawning by peroxidepest17 reviews
Kira makes a New Year’s resolution—eleventh division style.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,083 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/31/2006 - I. Kira, Ikkaku M. - Complete
Turn On by peroxidepest17 reviews
The things Zoro loves.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Complete
What's This? by peroxidepest17 reviews
Yachiru opens Mayuri’s heart to the spirit of Christmas in her own special way.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,028 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Yachiru K., Mayuri K. - Complete
Beyond the Darkness II: The Philosopher's Stone by Orion Scorpio reviews
AU & sequel to 'Beyond the Darkness: The Early Years'. After growing up in hiding with supposed Death Eater and massmurderer Sirius Black, Harry is now eleven and ready to start his first year at Hogwarts... and heaven help that school.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,772 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 12/20/2006 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Harry P.
Anti Ramen by SilverShine reviews
[KakaYama] Yamato doesn't like Ramen. [Flufftasticish oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 44 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Kakashi H., Yamato - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 2,194 - Follows: 262 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Coffee Table Talk by firefly reviews
Meet Hidan, the religious fanatic. Meet Temari of the Sand, the no nonsense sister of Kankuro and Gaara. Watch what happens when they both happen to run into each other. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 86 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Parent Teacher Conference by Scarbie reviews
While undercover in the living world, Zaraki has to go to a parent teacher conference to discuss Yachiru’s interesting take on a class assignment.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,976 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 125 - Published: 11/19/2006 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K. - Complete
A Brief Scuffle Between Pitcher and Catcher by Seaouryou reviews
The first real fight Stan and Kyle got into was when they were discussing who would be on top if they were, COMPLETELY HYPOTHETICALLY, a gay couple.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,006 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 49 - Published: 11/18/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Twenty Matters of Pride to Hyuuga Neji by Kraken's Ghost reviews
All Hyuuga are proud. Neji measures his pride differently. First in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 1,871 - Follows: 332 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Neji H. - Complete
Conversations Over Lunch by Crickets reviews
Iruka notices a lot of Naruto's obsessions. It's just that a darkhaired, arrogant, and very much occupied man doesn't qualify as the best of obsessions.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/11/2006 - Published: 2/20/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
From Six by H.E. Gray reviews
Creating a jutsu is dangerous. Too bad an eleven year old Naruto didn't know that. AU, Naruto with MPD.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,923 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 911 - Follows: 1,227 - Updated: 10/28/2006 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Naruto U.
Right in the Kisser by peroxidepest17 reviews
Gokudera’s one regret.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Complete
Phallic by peroxidepest17 reviews
Tsuna gets a crash course in observational analysis from Reborn.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Complete
One Day by the River by KalliopeStarmist reviews
[oneshot] This is Uchiha Itachi, age 11. The little boy over there is his younger brother. Yes, that's right, the one surrounded by girls.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Itachi U., Hinata H. - Complete
Say Hello To Your New Partner by firefly reviews
Kakuzu was told he’d receive his seventh and final partner in a week. He wasn’t sure he liked the evil, conniving glint in the Leader’s eyes when he told him that his new partner would be special. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 99 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Til Death Do Us Part by Vicki So reviews
The Avatar and company face their greatest challenge: planning and getting through Zuko and Katara's wedding day! Why oh why couldn't they have just eloped? Comedic drabbles and randomness for everyone who hates weddings! COMPLETE!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 51,281 - Reviews: 1744 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 10/8/2006 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Methods of Persuasion by firefly reviews
Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 1,447 - Follows: 174 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Hidan, Obito U. - Complete
Ad Nauseam by firefly reviews
Hidan gets food poisoning and Kakuzu helps him deal with it. Sort of. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 52 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Ruth by firefly reviews
Hating one person, truly hating one person, he learned, required hating everybody else. Sasuke tried to early on and failed miserably.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,292 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 47 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
To Know Yourself by H.E. Gray reviews
Itachi is not in love.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
A Study of Prodigies by H.E. Gray reviews
Iruka is known among teachers for being able to spot a prodigy without ever having seen them fight, and everyone has their own theories on how he does it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 113 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Iruka U. - Complete
80 Things Voldermort Is Forbidden To Do by Crazy bout Remmy reviews
And by popular demand.....I bring you, 80 Things Voldy Is Forbidden To Do! Goes hand in hand with '80 Things Harry Is Not Allowed To Do'. No flames.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Voldemort - Complete
The Village Hidden in the Lemon Peels by KalliopeStarmist reviews
After an attack on their friends, Naruto and Sasuke seek vengence from the infamous Writer Ninjas of Lemongakure. Joined by Zabuza and his li'l friend Haku, they have to hurry, because things are heating up in Konoha, and they may be its only hope.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,822 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/9/2006 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Complete
Fixed Idea by firefly reviews
It's odd, how Temari finds herself bonding with Gaara over the strangest of things. Sickfic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,968 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 53 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
The Truly Terrifying Thing About Morino Ibiki by dissimulatory reviews
31 truths about the head of the Konoha Anbu Torture and Interrogation Force.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Ibiki M. - Complete
The Best Detention Ever by Hallie Black reviews
Everybody knows that Black equals Slytherin. It’s been this way for the past six generations. But what’s going to happen when elevenyearold Sirius Black doesn’t do exactly what is expected of him? And, moreover, how is everyone else going to react?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,114 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/23/2006 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Sirius B., James P.
Tell me it's not True by Mooncheese reviews
The night Lily and James died, Sirius Black's world fell apart. His best friend: dead, his godson: taken away from him. What is there left to fight for? Peter, of course. One shot. Grated.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,536 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/10/2006 - Published: 7/2/2005 - Sirius B., Rubeus H. - Complete
Callow Lamb by firefly reviews
Fair hair had shone through the darkness, slicked back and framing a slender, pale face. His lips were quirked almost mischievously, a contrast to his bright eyes, and she found herself wondering how a grown man could look so…angelic. Hidan fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,611 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Cause for Conversation by firefly reviews
Hinata has always been intimidated by Sasuke, but when she serves as a substitute for Sakura on a mission, she comes to learn that the stoic Uchiha is not so bad after all.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,858 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 1,306 - Follows: 193 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Infamy by peroxidepest17 reviews
20 myths and legends about Zaraki Kenpachi.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 851 - Follows: 90 - Published: 7/26/2006 - K. Zaraki - Complete
By the Sword by peroxidepest17 reviews
The Eleventh Division’s 20 rules of living and dying like a thug.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 2,510 - Follows: 341 - Published: 7/23/2006 - K. Zaraki - Complete
Filial Piety by firefly reviews
It takes his birthday, the twenty third day of the seventh month to remind Sasuke that he still has vestiges of family residing in the village.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Outclassed by WinterOfOurDiscontent reviews
Hatake Kakashi is a jounin. Umino Iruka is only a chuunin. But this time, Kakashi's outclassed. KakaIru, shonenai.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,823 - Reviews: 847 - Favs: 994 - Follows: 814 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 3/7/2005 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Twenty Ways to Die by Diva-esque reviews
There's more than one way to die. Each of the shinigami has learned this the hard way.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,184 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 65 - Published: 7/11/2006 - G.S. Yamamoto, Hanatarō Y. - Complete
Stuck in Idiotville II by Lady Stone reviews
It was a part of their lives they vowed to forget... But what happens when they're forced to not only remember it, but relive it? ::Sirius, a secret LOLLIPOP FARMER?::
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,303 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/21/2006 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B.
You there God? Its Stan and Kyle and We Hate You by Emmie Monster reviews
Fun times with the evolving relationship of two super best friends at business camp lead to Kenny wondering what rhymes with orange, a bet that will make or break either Cartman or Wendy’s empires, Stan paranoid about prom, and Kyle cowering under a desk
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,987 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/13/2006 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Perpetual Insanity by Naught reviews
I just want it to stop, all of it. the voice of my dead godfather inside of my head, the lies, the betrayal, just stop it. I failed once to die , but this time I won't.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Esprit of the Prodigious by firefly reviews
There is a place, there is a boy, there is a crack, and there is a crack in the boy. There is Uchiha Sasuke. Introspective. Psychological fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,433 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 873 - Follows: 105 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Picture This by TrudiRose reviews
AU. Is it possible to write a GastonBelle pairing that's believable and in character? Or have I lost my mind? Read and find out!
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 130,507 - Reviews: 1434 - Favs: 1,545 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 5/30/2006 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Gaston, Belle - Complete
Always a Bridesmaid by Seaouryou reviews
The receptionist took one look at them and asked, “Groom running away with the best man?” Kyle sputtered a negative, but Stan asked curiously, “Does that happen often?” She shrugged. “About as often as you’d think.”
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Harry Potter & the Azkaban Parody by Fangalla Marie and Eppy the House Elf reviews
Azkaban Story! After reading so many Azkaban stories, I have decided to write a parody of my own. This is about how everyone is demanding that Harry forgive them for betraying him without actually asking. I am going for humor more than anything
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,649 - Reviews: 2441 - Favs: 2,057 - Follows: 1,600 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 1/4/2005
The Fruitier Quirks by firefly reviews
It had only been a day since they’d been handcuffed together and Light was finding the prospect of strangling Ryuuzaki with the chain more and more appealing by the second. Slight LightRyuuzaki.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 53 - Published: 4/15/2006 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Palisade by firefly reviews
Rukia was nothing like Hisana...but she entranced him all the same, without even trying and without even intending to. Slight ByaRuki.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Byakuya K., Rukia K. - Complete
Of Prepubescent Whims by firefly reviews
With blood, pain, destruction, and death, Kenpachi can deal. But when Yachiru starts showing inklings of a crush on her new playmate, the 11th division captain finds it more than difficult to cope.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 110 - Published: 4/3/2006
Copycat by Link and Luigi reviews
Gai has finally found the ONE THING Kakashi cannot use his Sharingan to copy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Wrestling by Midnyte Wolf reviews
Team 7 find Kakashi and Iruka in an undeniable position. Too bad Naruto's clueless... YAOI! Kakashi x Iruka
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Harry’s Allegiances by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Harry’s sanity, or lack thereof, is again discussed in much detail, along with his allegiances, the Houses, Dumbledore, glitter and the Daily Prophet. The day is just getting worse. Sequel to Harry’s Sanity, with about the same amount of plot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 750 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Autumn of Our Virility by WinterOfOurDiscontent reviews
In the throes of a Midlife Crisis, Gai decides he must help Kakashi find that Special Someone. No good can come of this. Eventual KakaIru, some shounen ai with het sprinkles.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,324 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 2/20/2006 - Published: 7/26/2005 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Never Invade Hogwarts by lunakatrina reviews
This is a complete and utter spoof and exists purely for amusement. Voldemort invades Hogwarts, and the teachers are taken hostage: confusion, crossdressing, and dancing ensues. one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,036 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Chocolate Tasting by WolfPilot06 reviews
Sasuke and Naruto test the taste of chocolates on Valentine's Day. Shonen ai, SasuNaru, boys kissing, and a touch of language.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Nuisances of Being Dead by Seaouryou reviews
[Sirius and James, nonslash] “Don’t worry,” James assured him. “You get used to it, the whole being dead thing.”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/10/2006 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
80 Things That Harry Is Not Allowed To Do by Crazy bout Remmy reviews
Humorous oneshot. Drabble. RR. No flames.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 73 - Published: 2/1/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
This Is My Goodbye by H.E. Gray reviews
And the last anyone ever heard of Harry Potter was a letter, published in the Daily Prophet
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
South Park Makes You Gay by Seaouryou reviews
Stan wants to know what turned him gay. Kyle just wanted to eat his lunch.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Touchy Feely by firefly reviews
Among other things besides threatening, killing, and maiming, Gaara loves hugs.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 1,417 - Follows: 163 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Eligible by firefly reviews
Where Kuchiki Byakuya suddenly becomes the object of everyone's affections and Rukia and Renji try to avoid his overly inquisitive admirers.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,799 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 57 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Rukia K., Byakuya K. - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 4,306 - Follows: 906 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Perfect Together by peroxidepest17 reviews
Sequel to “Making a Deal” Ikkaku doesn’t like to hold back for anyone or anything.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,402 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Complete
Making a Deal by peroxidepest17 reviews
Sequel to “Meet Kenpachi” Ikkaku makes a decision.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,724 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Complete
Confessions of an Insomniac by sharingank reviews
Who said redheaded homicidal maniacs can't keep a journal? Sand Siblings craziness. Possible manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,877 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 880 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 6/22/2005
Meet Kenpachi by peroxidepest17 reviews
Sequel to “Switching Tactics,” Kira Izuru visits Zaraki Kenpachi.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,302 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/20/2005
Killing Harry Potter by H.E. Gray reviews
Blaise Zabini has been informed that Harry Potter must die. Somehow, though, nothing seems to work out as it should. Slash, oneshot, some swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 70 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Shades of Gray: Year One by PotterScar reviews
On September 1, four boys would meet. A child from Dark parentage, an arrogant showoff, a confused Muggleborn, and a boy with a secret would form the tightest of friendships, but would have to break the legendary Black and Potter hatred. New title.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,490 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/17/2005 - Published: 8/8/2005 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Calling all Ninjas by Akai Ito reviews
Funny answering machine messages of all the characters of Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,280 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 11/8/2005 - Published: 5/22/2005
Chokehold by Seaouryou reviews
[Sirius and Remus, nonslash] Reacquinting yourself is easier when you never really knew each other to begin with.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Published: 11/6/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Trick or Pocky? by firefly reviews
Rule number one of a horror parody: Never let the rookie nine split up in a potentially haunted, killer inhabited mansion, never say I'll be right back, and always, ALWAYS, expect the unexpected when even Sasuke dresses up as a devil in hot red spandex.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,502 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 11/2/2005 - Published: 6/9/2005
Lord Voldemort Orders a Pizza by dude04 reviews
Lord Voldemort Orders a Pizza.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 51 - Published: 11/1/2005 - Voldemort
Of a Feather by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
Harry Potter is a blithering idiot. Hermione sticks by him anyway. A friendship fic, set in the summer between OotP and HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/29/2005 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Birth of a Name by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. 1943. A Slytherin prefect on the brink of a series of lifechanging events, needs to settle on a secret identity that will inspire fear in the hearts of the weak... You didn’t think 'I am Lord Voldemort' was his first choice, did you?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 2,073 - Follows: 365 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Complete
Saving Connor by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU, eventual HPDM slash, very Slytherin!Harry. Harry's twin Connor is the Boy Who Lived, and Harry is devoted to protecting him by making himself look ordinary. But certain people won't let Harry stay in the shadows... COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 81,263 - Reviews: 1977 - Favs: 6,356 - Follows: 1,801 - Updated: 10/5/2005 - Published: 9/15/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Switching Tactics by peroxidepest17 reviews
Sequel to “How in the Hell Did I Get Stuck With You?” The third division's reconstruction continues. Ikkaku gets an idea.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,714 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/23/2005
And He Never Drank Again by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
Ah, the fun that can be had with alcohol and the authority to preform legal marriages. The Sannin's have a reunion they won't forget, at least, assuming they can remember it the next morning. I suppose this technically counts as yaoi...?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,841 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/21/2005 - Jiraiya, Orochimaru, Tsunade S. - Complete
The Horrible Interpretation of the Prophecy by cuddlebearlove reviews
8th in the series. Voldemort interprets the prophecy in an odd manner, and tries to talk Harry out of it. The others in this series are referred to.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 56 - Published: 9/14/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort
Increasingly Improbable Events by Seaouryou reviews
[Kenny centric] By the fourth time he'd died, the novelty had worn off. If this was all some joke, it was obviously being pulled off by someone who was both easily amused and had way too much time on his hands.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/4/2005 - Kenny M. - Complete
An Officer and Some Gentlemen by Y St. Ace reviews
Chapter 13 and 14 up Where everyone learns Important Life Lessons
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,939 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 8/31/2005 - Published: 11/24/2002
How in the Hell Did I Get Stuck With You? by peroxidepest17 reviews
Companion arc to the one that began with “How in the Hell Did I Lose to You?” Ikkaku gets reassigned, Kira gets promoted.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,419 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/14/2005
How to Recognize an Uchiha by WolfPilot06 reviews
Naruto's guide to recognizing an Uchiha: from clothing to behavior to freaky bloodline limits, Naruto begs you to remember all these tips to help protect his virtue! Crackfic, SasuNaru, ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/3/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Of Rivalry and Rules by WolfPilot06 reviews
Sometimes, Sasuke thinks he should be a little more wary of Naruto, a little more offended when the idiot drapes his arm around his shoulders. Somehow, though, he can't bring himself to care. Gen fic with slight hints of shonen ai, SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,190 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 7/18/2005 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Anomaly by firefly reviews
While observing a storm one night, the lights disappear along with Kankuro and Temari’s caretakers, forcing the siblings to face the vulnerability of the fatal, forbidden anomaly that is Gaara.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,957 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 52 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
WWP Presents: The Heir of Slytherin by evansentranced reviews
"Heir of Slytherin! Seriously evil wizard coming through!" "Yeah, he's off to the Chamber of Secrets for a cup of tea with his fanged servant!" Watch as Harry is stalked by Fred and George, film makers Extraordinaire. Crack!fic
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,528 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 6/5/2005 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Harry P., George W. - Complete
How in the Hell Did I Lose to You? by peroxidepest17 reviews
Hisagi Shuuhei has to live with the embarrassment of defeat. Among other things.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/19/2005
What's in a Name? by Musegaarid reviews
Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny discover a funny new name for Lord Voldemort, but You-Know-Who isn't laughing. Instead, he's inventing a new identity of his own. (One-shot)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,601 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/14/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Aged Seven and a Half by Mooncheese reviews
The Marauders at aged seven, going to bed in their seperate 'worlds'. A look at how different their lives really are.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/10/2005
Alternate Ending to Recnac Transfaerso by Celebony reviews
For all those who've read Recnac...what if things had ended differently? WARNING: character death. READ AUTHOR'S NOTE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,398 - Reviews: 782 - Favs: 1,064 - Follows: 235 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Definitions of Romance by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
Everyone said they were the least romantic couple in the world. A love story: HarryHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 1,720 - Follows: 317 - Published: 3/12/2005 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Joy Ride by firefly reviews
Still in the days when Team 7 carried out missions with Kakashi, and wind up on assignment to deliver the first and LAST car of Konoha's history with a particular quirky copynin driving. The reason why Konoha has no cars? Blame Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,871 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 848 - Follows: 116 - Published: 3/12/2005 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
PHAT by shi-chan reviews
YAOI GenRai A misunderstanding leads Raidou to avoid Genma, do serious workout and go on a crashdiet. Insecurities are revealed and things will just never be the same again ... right?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,723 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/2/2005 - Published: 2/24/2005 - Genma S., Raidou N. - Complete
Favourite Things by WinterOfOurDiscontent reviews
A belated SasuNaru drabble in honour of Valentine's Day.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/15/2005 - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2817 - Favs: 7,158 - Follows: 588 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Siriusly! by hpaddictedg reviews
Sirius Black is a highly disturbed person. He’s also a highly dead person, as it turns out, but that’s beside the point. Series of vignettes about everyone’s favorite dog-man-person-thing. Chapter 24 up; Sirius reveals a rather disturbing secret.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 4,639 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/9/2005 - Published: 7/13/2004 - Sirius B.
Full Circle by Celebony reviews
[Sequel to Recnac and Flawed] A glimpse into Harry's life at age 23 after everything that's happened to him. One-shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,338 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 1,245 - Follows: 267 - Published: 12/25/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Just a Piercing by firefly reviews
It's a late night at the Sabaku household, and Shukaku decides that he has a few demands he wants met. The story of how Gaara got his first piercing, and how Temari and Kankuro were forced to be the cosmetologists to do it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 68 - Published: 12/18/2004 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Shinobi Shindig by firefly reviews
Think a Shinobi's life is just jutsus and dangerous missions? Sure, but they still have shinobi picnics now and then! Egg toss, pinatas, tug of wars, cheap prizes, nonchalant Kakashi, and utter humiliation for poor Sasuke, Hinata, and Neji.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,757 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 86 - Published: 11/25/2004
Flawed Perfection by Celebony reviews
[Sequel to Recnac Transfaerso] Finally, Harry's in for a perfect summer with his godfather and friends, or so it begins. But being Harry Potter means that nothing can stay peaceful for long. {Complete}
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 260,672 - Reviews: 3227 - Favs: 2,569 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 11/17/2004 - Published: 3/11/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Basemates by firefly reviews
Some strange and revealing things are learned about Hinata and Neji when the two Hyuugas get trapped in the basement together on a cold, wet, and frightening October night.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,840 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 10/11/2004 - Published: 8/10/2004 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Thirteen by shi-chan reviews
On a birthday, one spends it with friends, family and close ones. But he spends it alone, and he wonders, what would it feel like to have a birthday, on such a quiet day ...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/11/2004 - Naruto U. - Complete
Enchanting by Gwendolyn James reviews
She stands up to those who would tear her down. She laughs when others would cry. She sings when the rest of the world screams. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/27/2004 - Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Overdone Plot Devices by citygirl1116 reviews
Exchange Students, time turners, potions accidents, long-lost twins, mysterious new powers, snogging, more exchange students...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,349 - Reviews: 1458 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 9/25/2004 - Published: 3/24/2004 - Harry P.
Never Gone, Never Forgotten, and Never Letting Go by Eladriewen reviews
After Sirius' death, Harry begins to have awkward dreams at night, and during the day his mind plays tricks on him. Trying to solve the mystery, Harry returns to the Death Chamber that holds the dais, and discovers something he never expected. FINISHED
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,241 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 9/24/2004 - Published: 8/12/2004 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Nine Lives by shi-chan reviews
YAOI KakaIru A person dies only once, but death doesn't necessarily means that your heart stops beating. It also doesn't mean that all deaths are bad, because sometimes, you get to choose how to die.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/11/2004 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .
A Hundred Moves reviews
A hundred Naruto drabbles, all ranging from light-hearted humour, sweet romance, gritty and realistic, and more. A fic that explores all the genres and multitudes of different situations and perspectives.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 52,704 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/18/2013 - Published: 7/30/2013
A Hundred Words reviews
A hundred drabbles inspired by a hundred random words. Will most likely be Yullen and/or Arekan.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 114,295 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Crazy is Infectious reviews
Harry is insane, and it seems like the rest of the school is more than ready to join up with him in his Desperately Needs to Get Locked up in a Small Padded Room in St. Mungo's club. Draco has a duck, Dean a twin, Ginny a Slytherin boyfriend, and Dumbledore can't keep his hands off Hagrid. Crack!fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,969 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Complete
