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Author has written 6 stories for Naruto, One Piece, and Worm. Primary Fandoms: Naruto, Harry Potter, Homestuck, Worm, MLP:FiM Secondary Fandoms: One Piece, Bleach, Hellsing, RWBY, Adventure Time, Steven Universe, Gravity Falls, Star Trek, Star Wars, Supernatural, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Lord of the Rings, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Warhammer 40k, Dungeons and Dragons, and a literal shit-tonne of anime. I have actually written some shit. I don't really like posting on FFN though, so check me out on SpaceBattles or AO3 instead, yeah? |
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The Yondaime's Assistant by DianaMoth reviews
When I reincarnated in the world of Naruto, I was lucky enough to live in Konoha but not lucky enough to get all the superpowers you could hope for. I failed my jounin-sensei test and ended up in the Genin Corps. Bye bye jounin rank but, considering it also meant avoiding the battlefield, that's fine with me. Now I just had to get a position allowing me to change History...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 178,785 - Reviews: 1973 - Favs: 5,964 - Follows: 5,255 - Updated: 8/4 - Published: 11/15/2016 - [OC, Genma S., Kakashi H.] Minato N. - Complete
Ex Synthetica by willyolioleo reviews
Taylor doesn't get to control insects. Instead, she controls things that are slightly... smaller. Tinker/Master Taylor. Updates weekly, hopefully. Based more on fanon than canon.
Worm - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 241,284 - Reviews: 1309 - Favs: 2,260 - Follows: 2,912 - Updated: 8/3 - Published: 10/20/2019 - Skitter, Tattletale, Victoria D./Glory Girl, Panacea
Minato Namikaze and the Destroyer of Worlds by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
On October 10th when the Kyuubi no Kitsune ravages Konoha, Namikaze Minato unwittingly makes a bargain with Death. Years earlier, his life is rewritten when the overpowered, bizarre, and possibly alien Eleanor Lily Potter arrives at Konoha's orphanage and quickly becomes his best friend.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 343,724 - Reviews: 3315 - Favs: 4,785 - Follows: 5,108 - Updated: 8/2 - Published: 12/13/2015 - [Harry P., Minato N.]
The Doll Gamer by Redwall6921 reviews
I'm not a hero. I'm not even a functional human being. I'm just a living doll that does what it pleases without a care in the world. "Oh? Some more pots that need breaking. Is that a treasure chest? Mine now." OC SI. Gamer ability. Shameless. From the makers of Neville the Gamer is a new story of a sociopath stuck in the HP world with the gamer ability. Tada-da-daaa! Crash!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 147,681 - Reviews: 1661 - Favs: 4,327 - Follows: 5,221 - Updated: 8/1 - Published: 2/10/2019 - OC
Prodigal Daughter by ack1308 reviews
Taylor Hebert is sure that her Dad isn't her real father. When she finds out who it really is, her world will never be the same again. Nor will Brockton Bay.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,938 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 975 - Follows: 1,156 - Updated: 8/1 - Published: 12/25/2018 - Skitter, Danny H., Emma B.
Blood Crest by Cauchy reviews
The bonds of blood hid Harry Potter from those who wished to harm him. Unfortunately, foreign dark wizard Joachim Petri had no idea who Harry Potter even was. A wizard "rescues" a clueless Harry Potter from the Dursleys, but not all wizards are good people. Eventually Necromancer!Harry, Master of Death!Harry, no pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 47 - Words: 374,081 - Reviews: 1095 - Favs: 2,327 - Follows: 2,994 - Updated: 7/27 - Published: 8/18/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Albus D., OC
Maybe a Dream by kittyloaf reviews
Naruto Self-Insert. Just because you find yourself in Konoha doesn't mean you forget every other anime you've seen. [I'm sorry for the exposition dump. I've been trying for two years to figure out how to do it better but it just bogged down everything too much.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 93 - Words: 126,874 - Reviews: 1946 - Favs: 3,336 - Follows: 3,842 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 4/8/2014 - Team Seven, OC
Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
As the unwitting personification of Death, reality exists to Lily through the veil of a backstage curtain, a transient stage show performed by actors who take their roles only too seriously. But as the Girl-Who-Lived, Lily's role to play is the most important of all, and come hell or high water play it she will, regardless of how awful Wizard Lenin seems to think she is at her job.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 73 - Words: 438,017 - Reviews: 4933 - Favs: 6,419 - Follows: 6,394 - Updated: 7/8 - Published: 12/8/2013 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
The Shadow of Angmar by Steelbadger reviews
The Master of Death is a dangerous title; many would claim to hold a position greater than Death. Harry is pulled to Middle-earth by the Witch King of Angmar in an attempt to bring Morgoth back to Arda. A year later Angmar falls and Harry is freed. What will he do with the eternity granted to him? Story begins 1000 years before LotR. Eventual major canon divergence.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 192,519 - Reviews: 5242 - Favs: 12,142 - Follows: 14,613 - Updated: 7/3 - Published: 3/15/2015 - Harry P.
Wearing the Faces of Men by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
When Wizard Lenin and Lily mysteriously find themselves in the Pokémon universe in Lily's second year, the pair are forced into becoming Pokémon trainers, and they, along with Ash Ketchum, travel on their journey to become Pokémon masters even as they search for a means to get home. Side fic of "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus"
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 165,188 - Reviews: 787 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 842 - Updated: 6/17 - Published: 12/9/2017 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu, Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Of Blacks and Boarhounds by Zorak23 reviews
An American muggle from the year 2022 ends up in a pub in England in 1992, and meets Severus Snape. Somehow she knows everything about him, and he is determined to find out why.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 187,058 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 844 - Updated: 6/12 - Published: 1/10/2019 - [Severus S., OC] Harry P., Sirius B.
Fleisch und Stein by helnae reviews
An SI story, wherein which being dumped into another world with nothing but the clothes on your back and a distinct lack of access to necessary medications makes for decision making that is somewhat less than calm, stable, and rational. Who'd've thunk it?
Worm - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,314 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 6/11 - Published: 5/25/2019 - OC
Finishing the Hat by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Feeling out of place in Konoha, Lee begins an exploration department in Konoha, taking her apprentice Obito with her on an expedition to another dimension a long time ago in a galaxy far, far, away. There, she confronts the strange shinobi culture there and their disdain for attachment. side fic to "Minato Namikaze and the Destroyer of Worlds"
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 257,921 - Reviews: 977 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 1,197 - Updated: 5/26 - Published: 1/14/2017 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J., Obito U.
The Optimised Wish Project by GanHOPE326 reviews
When Goku was a child, falling and hitting his head erased his memory and completely changed his life. What would have happened if instead of making him forget, that incident had made him much smarter than he was? Meet a new Goku - who's much more clever, has a taste for philosophy, and a bit of a dark side... A 'rational' Dragon Ball fanfiction, inspired by HPMOR!
Dragon Ball - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 262,447 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 3/10/2018 - Goku, Bulma
The Justice of a Tech-Priest by TheBadPanda reviews
In the midst of a Chaos Invasion, a Tech-Priest of Mars is flung through a Warp Gate. Rather than a gruesome end at the hands of Chaos, the Omnissiah spared the adept's life. Now the Tech-Priest finds himself in a strange world with strange people, and must use his holy knowledge to protect it.
Crossover - Warhammer & Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 104,022 - Reviews: 873 - Favs: 1,409 - Follows: 1,664 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 11/2/2015
Quintessence by Darth Marrs reviews
The Galaxy Far Far Away did not fall easily to the Entities. With their last breath, the survivors of that galaxy planted a seed of hope for any other worlds that might fall. Naturally, with Taylor Hebert's luck, that seed planted itself in her. A Star Wars/Worm Crossover.
Crossover - Star Wars & Worm - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 226,747 - Reviews: 3320 - Favs: 2,896 - Follows: 3,241 - Updated: 5/16 - Published: 7/20/2019 - Skitter - Complete
Inquisitor Carrow and the Phoenix Fiasco by littlewhitecat reviews
With Carrow forced into sick leave, much to his horror Timothy finds himself temporarily the Senior UnderSecretary to th Minister of Magic. Between dealing with political plots, unexpected business manoeuvres and the machinations of a bored Carrow, can he survive the year?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 150,226 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 1,065 - Updated: 5/8 - Published: 12/1/2018
Starry Eyes by helnae reviews
Where a girl finds true friends when she looks within. And where friends see what lies beneath the surface.
Crossover - Worm & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 63,350 - Reviews: 901 - Favs: 3,185 - Follows: 3,576 - Updated: 4/29 - Published: 12/12/2013 - Skitter, OC
Yeah, Kunai are cool but have you had dessert? by Authorship reviews
Okay, I'll admit seeing my new dad's Hitai-ate was a massive kick in the (thankfully metaphorical) balls. Sorry, but I don't kill people! AKA an SI/OC fic where the girl is more concerned with the alarming lack of pastries...and appropriate female role models...and adopting misfits and cinnamon rolls...err, oops? At least, I get to troll people!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 306,866 - Reviews: 987 - Favs: 2,056 - Follows: 2,457 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 2/16/2018 - Shisui U., Team Seven, Team Ten, OC
Malicious, Magical, Malfoy by bor902 reviews
People often complained about a lack of birthright. Being reborn as Draco Malfoy meant I had the opposite issue. So many new things to take into account. Politics, magic, family traditions, the wizarding world and this odd new power that insisted my new reality was a game. What's a Gamer SI to do. Semi-inspired by "Magical Player", "In Bad Faith" and "Puppet of time"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,881 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 2,132 - Follows: 2,794 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 11/3/2018 - Hermione G., Draco M., Abraxas M.
Hold On (be strong) by Phantom Feline reviews
SI/OC. POV 1st person. There are worse things to a person like me than waking up after certain death, even if it is to the life of a science-experiment. Especially when it doesn't last forever. This new world is rife with possibilities, open to me in a way my last one never was. And yes, I should probably stay FAR away from ninja...but where's the fun in that?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,416 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 1/17/2018 - OC
Loyalty by True Radical Dreamer reviews
Blind loyalty is simple. The problem only begins when the world makes you open your eyes. Sakura-centric, AU, pre-timeskip.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 247,302 - Reviews: 1288 - Favs: 1,767 - Follows: 1,975 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Sakura H., Ino Y., Kakashi H., Anko M.
Sanitize by Sage Thrasher reviews
Basic medicine and sanitation are simple. During the Warring Clans era, they become revolutionary. [OC-Insert]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 81,247 - Reviews: 3689 - Favs: 10,788 - Follows: 12,013 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 4/2/2017 - Madara U., Hashirama S., OC
Kill Your Heroes by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
It's time to stop waiting for other people to save you. A story about fear, resilience, and Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 66 - Words: 272,492 - Reviews: 7712 - Favs: 7,336 - Follows: 7,593 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 7/31/2015 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Kakashi H.
Itachi, Is That A Baby? by SpoonandJohn reviews
Petunia performs a bit of accidental magic. It says something about her parenting that Uchiha Itachi is considered a better prospect for raising a child. Young Hari is raised by one of the most infamous nukenin of all time and a cadre of "Uncles" whose cumulative effect is very . . . prominent. And someone had the bright idea to bring him back to England. Merlin help them all.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 102 - Words: 314,960 - Reviews: 7840 - Favs: 10,762 - Follows: 11,262 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 11/25/2015 - Harry P., Albus D., Itachi U.
Fourth by Weldon Kenfield reviews
This is a Crackfic, meaning the story is not intended to be taken seriously. Taylor Hebert usually triggers in her Locker. But what if an out-of-context being interfered? Features Queen Administrator Taylor. T because of light, Worm-style swearing and a proportions joke.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,757 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 1,319 - Follows: 1,659 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 11/24/2017 - Skitter, Danny H.
Lighting Up the Dark by Velorien reviews
AU inspired by an omake in HPMOR. 12 years ago, the Fourth Hokage gave his life to seal Kyubey, the Nine-Brained Demon Fox, into the infant Naruto. Now, the time has come for a smarter, more creative Naruto to take on a world in which quick thinking and a solid grasp of strategy are worth a dozen rare techniques, and a brilliant mind can challenge even the deepest darkness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 180,033 - Reviews: 1111 - Favs: 2,085 - Follows: 2,489 - Updated: 12/31/2019 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Naruto U.
Blurred Lines by ijnt reviews
"However strong you become, never seek to bear everything alone. If you do, failure is certain." Being Uchiha Itachi is as much a blessing as it is a curse, because most problems can be solved with a precise application of violence. Except, you know, the important ones. SI. fem!Itachi. Sequel Posted! - Legal Blindness, on my profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 130,696 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 1,052 - Follows: 1,182 - Updated: 12/29/2019 - Published: 4/8/2015 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Mikoto U., Shisui U. - Complete
Eru Lee and the Sundance Kid by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Instead of going to the Star Wars universe, the unwitting Eru Lee and Uchiha Obito stumble into a strange almost medieval world filled with immortal and terrifying hunter nin, clever half-sized shinobi with the all consuming goal of getting lucky, and the worst kage ever. Side fic of "Minato Namikaze and the Destroyer of Worlds", sister fic of "Finishing the Hat".
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 88,308 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 11/25/2019 - Published: 3/21/2018 - [Sauron, Obito U., OC] Frodo B. - Complete
Hunger by Baked The Author reviews
Taylor dies in the locker. She isn't too happy about this setback, or the results, but at least she can still try to be a hero… while trying not to indulge in all the tasty snacks running around. Zombie!Taylor, AU, TaylorXMulti WARNING: dark, char death, lewd
Worm - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,660 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 815 - Updated: 11/24/2019 - Published: 1/14/2019 - Skitter
Spirit of the Triage by emily4498 reviews
I expected to wake up in one of three places: the hospital, heaven, or hell. Imagine my surprise when I found myself slowly spinning on playground swings, seconds before the massacre of Uzushiogakure was to take place. A young Kushina, who is apparently my little sister, stared at me from across the playground. Male OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 89 - Words: 393,602 - Reviews: 1277 - Favs: 2,041 - Follows: 2,310 - Updated: 11/20/2019 - Published: 4/13/2017 - [Kushina U., Minato N.] Hiruzen S., OC
Goblin Queen by Biigoh reviews
Trapped in darkness, drowning beneath the sound of skittering things in the walls, Taylor connected with something infinitely greater. As a fyi, the SpaceBattles, Sufficient Velocity and Questionable Questing forums ("Goblin Queen") has non-canonical omake which are amusing... they've gone meta. Also, Goblin Queen has a TV Tropes entry/page. 17th arc is one... more something. :3
Crossover - White Wolf & Worm - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 148 - Words: 210,061 - Reviews: 1282 - Favs: 1,207 - Follows: 1,234 - Updated: 10/21/2019 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Skitter
Harry The HufflePuff 4 by BajaB reviews
Not going to school would have been way too much effort, and besides, Harry had promised that since last year was a bit boring, he was going to not try to avoid everything this year..
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,753 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 3,008 - Follows: 3,596 - Updated: 10/14/2019 - Published: 3/10/2018 - Complete
Beast Wars by Copper Clouds reviews
Sent from the village into the safety of obscurity, Naruto is raised with vastly different ideas of how life should be. When his happy existence undercover is destroyed, he'll stop at nothing to eliminate the threat that stole him from the world he prefers over the one he is being shunted toward. But the demon fox in his belly has another plan for him and a bargain he can't refuse.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 256,206 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 724 - Updated: 10/6/2019 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Yamato, Itachi U.
I Am Lord Voldemort? by Spectralroses reviews
A genre savvy but ignorant of canon OC insert into Voldemort right after the murder of James Potter. Greed replacing pride at the helm of a terrorist group just might change the course of history. After all, the magical world is full of potential waiting to be exploited. (Inspired by The Evil Overlord List and 48 Laws of Power.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 48 - Words: 288,745 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 1,281 - Follows: 1,433 - Updated: 10/2/2019 - Published: 6/24/2018 - [Voldemort, Bellatrix L.] Lily Evans P., Albus D.
To Love a Monster by Coolio101 reviews
"How many lives would you sacrifice for someone you love?" It's a question she was once asked in an ethics class, in another lifetime. Now, decades later, as she stares at the boy sleeping peacefully next to her, she finds that she still doesn't know the answer. In which an SI/OC has the dubious pleasure of being reincarnated as the twin of Aizen Sousuke. Discontinued.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 50,979 - Reviews: 852 - Favs: 2,240 - Follows: 2,622 - Updated: 9/22/2019 - Published: 5/2/2016 - S. Aizen, OC
Walk on the Moon by SixPerfections reviews
A girl reborn into the world of ninja wants to escape the cycle of violence. Power is the only thing that brings freedom in the ninja world and she will have freedom... at any cost. However breaking the bonds she forms won't be as simple as she imagines. AU SI.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 355,132 - Reviews: 3289 - Favs: 5,194 - Follows: 6,015 - Updated: 9/13/2019 - Published: 10/25/2014 - Ino Y., Neji H., Tenten, OC
The Evil Overlord List by boomvroomshroom reviews
Villains always make the same dumb mistakes. Luckily, Tom Riddle happens to have a rather dangerously genre-savvy friend in his head to make sure that he does this "conquering the world" business the RIGHT way. It's about time the bad guys won for once.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 106,930 - Reviews: 2373 - Favs: 6,062 - Follows: 6,593 - Updated: 8/17/2019 - Published: 1/14/2015 - Harry P., Draco M., Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
Naruto Catches a Goblin by JellyfishBlues reviews
In which Naruto catches a goblin, claims that Sasuke laughs like a monkey, sort of learns to read, and other tales of idiocy. :: Oneshot compilation :: ongoing :: much stupider than it sounds ::
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 27,581 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/7/2019 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Naruto U.
Walk Two Lifetimes by Coolio101 reviews
Surviving in the 78th district of South Rukongai was tough. When you were a ten-year-old girl with a baby to take care of, it was even harder. Getting reincarnated as Kuchiki Hisana after dying of cancer was never part of the plan. SI/OC, Pre-Canon
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 360,641 - Reviews: 5333 - Favs: 6,951 - Follows: 7,119 - Updated: 8/5/2019 - Published: 7/27/2014 - [Byakuya K., Hisana K.] Rukia K., OC
Harry Potter Without Harry Potter by slythernim reviews
Suppose Tom Riddle never bothers to show mercy, and Harry Potter dies with his parents? What would that mean for the world, to have no Boy-Who-Lived to save them? ("A couple of stubborn kids" just doesn't have the same ring to it.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 120,128 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 829 - Updated: 8/5/2019 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Neville L., Ron W.
Fragmented by WinchesterNimrod reviews
The Voice introduces himself as Genos, a cyborg that died protecting Earth and his sensei from an invasion of monster toads. His hallucination is very creative. [Genos!Sasuke] [Post Uchiha Massacre] Also on AO3
Crossover - Naruto & One Punch Man/ワンパンマン - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,373 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 7/21/2019 - Published: 4/28/2018 - Sasuke U., Genos
Kunoichi, a female parahuman mercenary by twosmall reviews
Taylor Hebert died, but her shard had recorded her. Every thought. Every memory. Thousands of years passed and the world changed. When Orochimaru resurrected her, he thought he was a shinobi. Taylor knew he was really a parahuman pushed towards conflict by his passenger.
Crossover - Naruto & Worm - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 52,798 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 1,245 - Updated: 7/16/2019 - Published: 4/15/2017 - Skitter
Being Bellatrix Black and Loving It by Nemesis13 reviews
I died primarily due to the idiocy of others, then I was reborn as Bellatrix Alya Black, and while I was more than a bit perplexed to awaken in a new life as a fictional character, I was by no means adverse to living it up to the hilt. So I was the baddest bitch witch this side of the world had seen in centuries with family, station, and wealth all in my favor? Hehehe... Awesome.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,536 - Reviews: 969 - Favs: 2,595 - Follows: 3,133 - Updated: 7/16/2019 - Published: 12/25/2018 - Sirius B., Bellatrix L., Narcissa M., Andromeda T.
Catch Your Breath by Lang Noi reviews
Inspired by Silver Queen's "Dreaming of Sunshine." Ripples turn into waves and crash upon the shores of what is and what could be, and I was just someone else who got pulled under. I didn't realize that even a drowning person makes waves of their own. A SI OC story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 126 - Words: 879,384 - Reviews: 6911 - Favs: 7,450 - Follows: 7,842 - Updated: 7/10/2019 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Kakashi H., Hayate G., Obito U., OC
Settling Hot Water by Y.Rako reviews
You wake up in a world not your own; or is it? It doesn't matter. You've come equipped with a bit of science, some modern ideas, and the plot. You decide to figure it out day to day as you go along. OC SI
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 79,200 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 1,470 - Follows: 1,872 - Updated: 7/8/2019 - Published: 3/14/2017 - OC
Bright Orange by Thephantomprince reviews
I was never much like Naruto Uzumaki. Where he was reckless, I was cautious. Where he was loud, I was quiet. Where he was a hero, I was...decidedly not. So what cosmic entity thought it would be a wise idea to pluck me up and put me in Naruto Uzumaki's body? Self-Insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 113,566 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 1,250 - Follows: 1,599 - Updated: 6/23/2019 - Published: 7/31/2018 - Naruto U.
A Witch's Guide To Dealing With The Dark Side (And Also Dark Lords) by cherryvvoid reviews
A handbook for the (un)fortunate. Results may vary. (SI-OC) Tom Riddle/SI-OC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,004 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 2,629 - Follows: 3,262 - Updated: 6/16/2019 - Published: 4/18/2014 - [Tom R. Jr., OC] Voldemort, Albus D.
Pushing Up Daisies by WinchesterNimrod reviews
A grumpy, irritable old man is tossed into the Naruto-verse as Sasuke's twin brother and has a generally miserable time. [Male SI - swearing. On AO3. Story not dead I'm just hella busy - not abandoned - crack treated *seriously*]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,647 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 722 - Updated: 6/8/2019 - Published: 12/27/2017 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Shikamaru N., Fugaku U.
Why Time Travel Should Be Illegal and Other Morals by mugglesftw reviews
Ever dream of ending up in your favorite book? Think that sounds pretty awesome? Well you're wrong. Time travel sucks, alternate dimensions suck, and trying to raise young wizards without getting yourself killed and accidentally letting the bad guys win really sucks. But getting to give a kid the childhood he needs? Well, that just might make it worth it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 46 - Words: 208,635 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 1,107 - Updated: 5/28/2019 - Published: 11/25/2017 - Harry P., Albus D., OC, Walden M.
Tightrope by VanillaxMuse reviews
Life as Uchiha Sasuke is like walking on a tightrope, exhilarating, death-defying, nerve-wrecking, and one wrong step means a plummet into darkness. As far as a second chance at life goes, it's not the most conducive to longevity. But life goes on. OC reincarnated as Sasuke. OC!Sasuke. Not SI. Contains LGBTQ themes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 44,299 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 5/26/2019 - Published: 1/17/2017 - Kimimaro K., Ranmaru, Team Seven, OC
On Black Wings by Darkscythe Drake reviews
After suffering a beating from his uncle, Harry is whisked away to a small village. After living there for a month, Dark Guild wizards arrive and attack the village, killing Harry's friend in the process. His magic whisks him away once more to the doorstep of...the Dragon King. How will Harry turn out? Some Dumbledore/Potter/Weasley bashing. Alive!Potters. Beta'd by ShimmerOnIce.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 72,837 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 1,234 - Follows: 1,539 - Updated: 4/21/2019 - Published: 12/30/2017 - Harry P., Kagura M., Acnologia, Dimaria Y.
The Unwoven Threads of Fate by Diadru reviews
Don't you hate it when you wake up and you don't know where you are? Me too, except I woke up in another universe. A semi SI OC story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 75 - Words: 638,656 - Reviews: 2773 - Favs: 3,921 - Follows: 4,228 - Updated: 3/31/2019 - Published: 5/12/2016 - Sasuke U., OC
I Am Ziz by Weldon Kenfield reviews
This is a Crackfic, meaning the story is not intended to be taken seriously. SI as Ziz, the Simurgh, Her Unholyness of Feathers, with her along for the ride. Possibly (probably) inspired by a certain other series of fics. No longer just a plot bunny. Rated T for light, Worm-style swearing.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,197 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 949 - Updated: 3/21/2019 - Published: 2/4/2018 - Simurgh
When Harry met Wednesday by Jhotenko reviews
Sirius is dead, and Harry has reached his breaking point. A chance meeting with a pale girl and her family moves Harry's life in a new direction. Rated M for macabre themes, and later on suggestive adult content.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 171,669 - Reviews: 1927 - Favs: 6,434 - Follows: 7,067 - Updated: 2/9/2019 - Published: 12/17/2015 - [Harry P., Wednesday A.]
Stepping On Worm by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Worm is a grimdark superhero universe where anything that can go wrong, will. It's nasty, and would require whole books to adequately describe how screwed up it is. But even appearing there with no powers, it is still possible to fix that mess. So, appear penniless and powerless in that environment.
Worm - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 94,771 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 2/8/2019 - Published: 7/4/2015
Full Circle by tetsurashian reviews
Harry and Tom's souls are tied together. Which is why they're in this endless loop of rebirth. At some point, they stopped caring and just started fucking with people. (slightly crack AU w/ some seriousness) MoD!Harry, kinda soulmates!TMRHP SLASH M/M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 71,334 - Reviews: 3053 - Favs: 7,880 - Follows: 8,699 - Updated: 1/31/2019 - Published: 4/21/2016 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
The Simurgh's Son by Darth Marrs reviews
The world first saw Harry Bailey in a photo kneeling on a road before the Endbringer the Simurgh. The Simurgh's psychic scream drove entire cities mad. In Harry, it woke something else entirely. He never told the heroes what happened. After all, how could a young boy explain memories he could not possibly have, of a powerful, ancient sorcerer from a universe that preceded his own?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Worm - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 66 - Words: 284,650 - Reviews: 4853 - Favs: 3,497 - Follows: 3,536 - Updated: 12/28/2018 - Published: 9/30/2017 - Harry P., Skitter - Complete
Displaced by 9science reviews
In the early days, being Uchiha Sasuke was taking on a role, wearing a mask. That is, until Sasuke chose to embrace who he was instead of clinging to the maybe-before he had vague recollections of. This is life; what choice is there but to live it? But, hell. It would be nice if life were easier to predict. (OC/SI as Sasuke) (Sequel to Transposed)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,388 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 803 - Updated: 12/26/2018 - Published: 2/15/2018 - Sasuke U., OC
So How Can I Weaponize This? by longherin reviews
This started as a short story about how nerd weaponizes light. Now it is 'how quickly can we cover the entire Harry Potter series while adding progressively more technology and research into the mix.' Still a stupid story for the sake of stupid stories, though. Enjoy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 138,284 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 1,238 - Follows: 1,223 - Updated: 12/23/2018 - Published: 12/25/2015 - OC - Complete
A Fallen God by Hostiel reviews
When Loki fell from the Bifrost he was expecting the cool embrace of oblivion, not to become a spirit and then be ripped apart and forced into the mind of a six-year-old named Harry Potter. With no physical form, he must keep the boy alive if he seeks to keep existing, and everyone knows that the best way to ensure continued survival is to simply become greater than everyone else.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 102,718 - Reviews: 2834 - Favs: 6,545 - Follows: 7,587 - Updated: 12/13/2018 - Published: 8/14/2015 - Harry P., Loki
For Lack of a Bezoar by BolshevikMuppet99 reviews
Canon Divergence from HBP. When Harry fails to save Ron's life in Slughorn's office, he and Hermione are thrust into a search for answers. But the path is thornier than either of them could have possibly imagined.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,757 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 11/16/2018 - Published: 10/31/2018 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Third Time's the Charm by Stunning Sunset reviews
This time, she would make sure things went well. She had sacrificed too much to just give up. With Naruto at her side, she could do anything...But once more, she attracted the attention of a man, and he just wouldn't leave her alone...And then time unravels around her...Sequel to The Blind and the Unseeing
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 61,865 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 903 - Follows: 1,167 - Updated: 11/4/2018 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Obito U., Madara U.
Hear the Silence by EmptySurface reviews
"When did you start to remember?" He asked next, relaxing further in his seat, which Kyo found calming. In which another lease on life is a bit more complicated than Kyo had at first anticipated. OC Self-Insert.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 71 - Words: 302,145 - Reviews: 4006 - Favs: 3,911 - Follows: 4,197 - Updated: 10/18/2018 - Published: 10/22/2017 - Jiraiya, Minato N., OC
Blindness by AngelaStarCat reviews
Harry Potter is not standing up in his crib when the Killing Curse strikes him, and the cursed scar has far more terrible consequences. But some souls will not be broken by horrible circumstance. Some people won't let the world drag them down. Strong men rise from such beginnings, and powerful gifts can be gained in terrible curses. (HP/HG, Scientist!Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 324,281 - Reviews: 5335 - Favs: 14,778 - Follows: 13,904 - Updated: 9/25/2018 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
For Love of Magic by Noodlehammer reviews
A different upbringing leaves Harry Potter with an early knowledge of magic and a view towards the Wizarding World not as an escape from the Dursleys, but as an opportunity to learn more about it. Unfortunately, he quickly finds that there are many elements in this new world that are unwilling to leave the Boy-Who-Lived alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 56 - Words: 812,590 - Reviews: 11954 - Favs: 12,738 - Follows: 11,527 - Updated: 8/13/2018 - Published: 12/15/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
An Abnormal Godfather by BrilliantLady reviews
Harry finds juggling studying for his Muggle IGCSEs and his Hogwarts subjects harder than he expected, especially with the distraction of Sirius Black escaping Azkaban. What he really needs is more time… why does Hermione look so guilty when he says that? Smart!Harry, Grey!Harry, Sane!Voldemort, pure-blood culture. Part 4 of "Perfectly Normal". Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 232,659 - Reviews: 991 - Favs: 1,127 - Follows: 1,158 - Updated: 8/3/2018 - Published: 6/9/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Neville L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 74 - Words: 314,214 - Reviews: 6673 - Favs: 6,825 - Follows: 7,698 - Updated: 8/2/2018 - Published: 5/7/2012
Branches by To Mockingbird reviews
Kakashi falls off a tree and lands in a different world. Literally. Now he's in a dimension where nothing makes sense—but he's used to that. Kakashi plans to wreak as much havoc as he can and find his way home . . . if he can.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,428 - Reviews: 1409 - Favs: 4,252 - Follows: 3,937 - Updated: 8/1/2018 - Published: 8/19/2014 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
Unsung Story of the Inconspicuous by Wrought reviews
Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura were not in fact the only rookies in that year. This genin was going to be normal, emotionally well-balanced and happy if it killed her. Which, in Konoha, was almost a statistical certainty.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 75 - Words: 365,687 - Reviews: 1935 - Favs: 1,748 - Follows: 1,798 - Updated: 7/31/2018 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Naruto U., OC
Chris Pettigrew and the No-Refund Policy by Cookie Krisp reviews
One day, Christopher died and woke up as everyone's favorite character-Peter Pettigrew. "Don't suppose there's a return policy on this kind of thing? 'Cause...I think I want a refund." With Christopher as Peter, how much will change? Semi-SI(Self Insert)/OC. Marauders-Era. undecided pairing, slash, m/m, m/f, bi, multi-shippings
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,783 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 1,206 - Follows: 1,487 - Updated: 7/11/2018 - Published: 6/30/2016 - Sirius B., Peter P., OC, Marauders
Written in Reverse by JMenace reviews
Once the possibility of chakra migrating through time and space has been accepted, the soul is only a lunging step away. Two legendary lovers escape to the past in order to save themselves, each other, and maybe the world- if there's time. A story of transmigration, yandere tendencies, and far more spiritual incest than Naruto ever signed up for. (Time Travel) (Naru/fem!Sasu) (AU)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 68,653 - Reviews: 1254 - Favs: 4,682 - Follows: 4,791 - Updated: 7/1/2018 - Published: 11/12/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.]
The Price of Living by SixPerfections reviews
Even saints can commit great evil. Even great monsters can be kind. The world of Naruto isn't for the faint of heart. As for Kiyohime? She just wants to make with the science and save her dad. Honest. SI. Orochimaru's daughter.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,141 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 911 - Follows: 1,132 - Updated: 6/28/2018 - Published: 11/19/2017 - Orochimaru, Tsunade S., Minato N., OC
No Promises by Nugar reviews
Waking up as a prince in one of the more violent, grim fantasy worlds isn't all that bad. You've just got to seize your opportunities where you find them, kill a few people who really deserve it, and derail canon as much as possible. It's smooth sailing after that. Wait, that didn't work? Everything is still going to hell? Aww, no. That wasn't supposed to happen. SI
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,645 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 922 - Follows: 1,173 - Updated: 6/24/2018 - Published: 3/15/2018
Effloresco Secundus by romanescue reviews
Harry was never the only person with a penchant for tripping into the most absurd of situations. Reincarnated!Hermione. Somewhat darker than the usual take on Naruto. Political machinations. Character progression. Strong friendship, no romance.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 216,750 - Reviews: 4187 - Favs: 6,906 - Follows: 7,878 - Updated: 6/15/2018 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Hermione G., Sakura H., Team Seven
Scar's Samsara by Sophronius reviews
Synopsis: From Scar's perspective, it never made much sense to justify a divine kingship through a perpetual cycle of death and suffering, though that wasn't what was really bothering him. One little push and all his troubles would be over – if only that darn cub wasn't so cute! (Rational!Scar raises Simba as his own. COMPLETE!)
Lion King - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,592 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 4/23/2018 - Published: 7/30/2017 - [Scar/Taka, Zira] Simba, Zazu - Complete
The Somewhat Awkward Bromance of Naruto & Sasuke by Ketsui Meraki reviews
The one where Naruto wonders how he ended up as the responsible one while Sasuke contemplates the benefits of suicide to avoid the shitstorm up ahead and both decide to have a bromance instead. SI. Ch 2: "Damn it, Naruto! Do your main character duties and saveeee meeeee!"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,529 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 4/17/2018 - Published: 11/6/2017 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Harry Potter and The New Occupant by keyblademeister88 reviews
A/U: My version of the Harry Potter fan traveling to HP universe cliche, where he inhabits Harry's body after Harry dies. Fan is a Mexican-American teen who will bring his perspective to the story. Hopefully the story will be as funny as I think it will be. No planned pairings. No Ginny pairing for sure. I DO NOT OWN HARRY POTTER. JKR HAS THAT HONOR. I SIMPLY PLAY IN HER WORLD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 96,497 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 882 - Updated: 4/12/2018 - Published: 9/18/2017 - Harry P., OC
Transposed by 9science reviews
Lost... displaced. I wake in an unfamiliar bed, staring at an unfamiliar ceiling. This is certainly not my proper when and where. (Self-Insert, starts slowly.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 116,003 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 1,416 - Follows: 1,163 - Updated: 3/15/2018 - Published: 9/15/2015 - Sasuke U., OC - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,190 - Reviews: 1559 - Favs: 9,315 - Follows: 3,208 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Intent to Live by intata reviews
"Taichi Yamanaka. That's my new name." See what the addition of another Yamanaka will do to the timeline. Will he screw everything up? Probably. Semi-SI OC fic. 'M' for bits of violence and language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 69,971 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 1,483 - Follows: 1,743 - Updated: 2/15/2018 - Published: 7/16/2016 - OC
This Is What Happens When Squirrels Rule The Nut-house by JakeCrown reviews
Brockton Bay has always been described as a hive of scum and villainy. I endeavor to illustrate it creatively. Self Insert into a very, very bad city.
Worm - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,483 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 1/27/2018 - Published: 10/6/2016
The Wicked Rise Of The Weird God by JakeCrown reviews
A Goa'uld gets abandoned on Earth after the humans rebel against the gods. It must thrive or die. Thriving is harder than imagined as a world of demons, Gods, and vampires is opened to it.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 28 - Words: 126,972 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 1/27/2018 - Published: 11/24/2016
Darker Than Black by GaleSynch reviews
Knowing the future doesn't make it any brighter. AU, SI-OC. Co-written with Riseha.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,207 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 1,094 - Follows: 1,439 - Updated: 1/2/2018 - Published: 9/6/2015 - Harry P., Sirius B., Albus D., OC
The Well Groomed Mind by Lady Khali reviews
On Halloween 1994, Harry learns his mind isn't his own. On Samhain morn, he vows to question everything. Armed with logic and an unlikely ally, Harry makes a last ditch bid to reclaim his life. The goal: survive at all costs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 193,050 - Reviews: 4280 - Favs: 10,022 - Follows: 11,014 - Updated: 12/30/2017 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Harry P.
Half-Blood Emperor by Dio Black reviews
This is the story of a person who died. It's OK though, he got better. Through some kind of cosmic coincidence he wakes up in the body of an 11 year old Severus Snape. What would someone in his position, with knowledge of the future and what can be accomplished with magic do? Liberally abuse it and live like a king of course! Snape!Harem SI-OC as Snape NO SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 41,819 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 2,367 - Follows: 2,627 - Updated: 11/28/2017 - Published: 8/14/2017 - Severus S.
That Distant Life by RavensChrome reviews
Life was strange and having another life to sort through was even stranger. Other people's memories meant absolutely nothing but they still teach the inexperienced, to help them go through life easier. That didn't help Torito Yuu deal with a life he barely remembers though, it mostly gave him dizzy spells and a companion that was much of an asshole as he was. ReincarnatedOMC, m/m.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 213,700 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 847 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 11/23/2017 - Published: 7/24/2017 - Minato N., OC - Complete
No Competition by Evilgoddss reviews
What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 2242 - Favs: 12,369 - Follows: 12,388 - Updated: 11/13/2017 - Published: 3/20/2015
Triumphant, the Dreamer by Shadowblayze reviews
Heather's not exactly sure how she got here, but at least the role of 'older sister' is a familiar one.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 44 - Words: 215,916 - Reviews: 1576 - Favs: 2,977 - Follows: 3,176 - Updated: 10/26/2017 - Published: 2/16/2017 - Harry P., Percy W., OC
The Stars Alone by Darth Marrs reviews
Sequel to Broken Chains. Every choice has a consequence. Every action has a price. Their financial empire lost, their allies turned against them for crimes they actually did commit, Harry, Hermione and Luna are exiled from Earth. The Goa'uld have no idea what is about to hit them, because the stars alone know how far they will go.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 62 - Words: 287,367 - Reviews: 3444 - Favs: 2,766 - Follows: 2,783 - Updated: 10/21/2017 - Published: 7/8/2016 - Complete
Hermione Granger, Demonologist by BrilliantLady reviews
Hermione was eight when she summoned her first demon. She was lonely. He asked what she wanted, and she said a friend to have tea parties with. It confused him a lot. But that wasn't going to stop him from striking a promising deal with the young witch. Dark!Hermione, Slytherin!Hermione, occult theme. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,955 - Reviews: 1183 - Favs: 4,157 - Follows: 2,356 - Updated: 10/19/2017 - Published: 8/14/2017 - Hermione G., Theodore N. - Complete
Whelped by Casscade reviews
Professor Snape is tasked with delivering the letter to the boy nobody has set eyes on in ten years... Horror Oneshot: Pretty messed up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,733 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 99 - Published: 10/18/2017 - Complete
The Unwinding Golden Thread by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
In his fifth year Tom Riddle discovers his destiny and meets the cold, alarming, and bizarre transfer student Harry Evans. But sometimes things unravel in ways we do not expect. Time Travel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,020 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 1,996 - Follows: 1,963 - Updated: 10/10/2017 - Published: 5/20/2015 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Scorched Path by romanescue reviews
"Come revel in the woods with us," said the girl to the boy. The Herd has grown small, but they still hold to the old ways. The truth is visible to those who care to look. 70% Lovecraftian horror, 30% Naruto. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,003 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 49 - Published: 10/6/2017 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Finely Honed Blade by ensou reviews
What would you do if you could see death? If you'd touched emptiness itself, had it invade your soul, infest your mind, and whisper in your ear, telling you how to kill anything? How would you handle knowing you could never not see, never not comprehend the end of everything? Because for Taylor, that's reality, and there are no easy answers. Kara no Kyoukai influences.
Worm - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,185 - Reviews: 1171 - Favs: 4,087 - Follows: 4,477 - Updated: 9/25/2017 - Published: 5/15/2016 - Skitter, Tattletale, Panacea
On a Pale Horse by Hyliian reviews
AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,349 - Reviews: 4762 - Favs: 13,792 - Follows: 14,954 - Updated: 8/26/2017 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Harry P.
Sticks and Stones by WhenEver Possible reviews
Will break my bones, but words will change the world. A member of Team 7 has had to deal with a voice in their head for their entire life, how much can words change the ninja world? An SI you haven't read before
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 90,326 - Reviews: 1423 - Favs: 3,319 - Follows: 3,663 - Updated: 8/21/2017 - Published: 9/20/2014 - Sakura H.
108 Earthly Temptations by Vixen Tail reviews
A character study into why the older generations of shinobi are harsher and less inclined to compromise. SI/OC Pre-Konoha, Warring States Period. Post-Founding. Part One, the beginnings of Sekanji Terazawa. Poison Mistress, occasional kunoichi Lady, and the aunt of Orochimaru. Part Two, the establishment of Konoha and the character of the village Founders. Part Three, the end.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 163,745 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 1,450 - Follows: 1,171 - Updated: 8/1/2017 - Published: 7/14/2017
reverse by black.k.kat reviews
To make a tragedy, you break something beautiful and frame the pieces. To make a victory, you break something mighty and rebuild it piece by piece. To make a life, you glue the pieces together and hope for the best. Kurama's still getting the hang of this 'human' thing, but since he's 30 years back in time with a blond brat to save, he'll have to figure things out on the fly. Slash
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 79 - Words: 413,133 - Reviews: 5141 - Favs: 4,731 - Follows: 3,625 - Updated: 7/25/2017 - Published: 12/2/2015 - [Kyuubi/Kurama, Kakashi H.] Naruto U. - Complete
Hermione Granger and the Perfectly Reasonable Explanation by Robin.Drew reviews
In 1991, a child came to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry with obvious gifts, but which few suspected would change the world... Oh, and Harry Potter enrolled that year as well. *** A few tweaks to canon, plus extrapolating Hermione's apparent intelligence realistically. I expect events to diverge fairly quickly. ;) *** cover image cc by-nc RooReynolds @ Flickr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 123,707 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 1,605 - Updated: 7/24/2017 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Hermione G.
Orange Smile by jokergirl2001 reviews
Next time I get reborn I want a human body. Not a giant orange fox. SI-OC!Kurama
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,609 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 1,639 - Follows: 2,029 - Updated: 7/24/2017 - Published: 11/23/2015 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, OC
To Kill a Bull by Discoabc reviews
"At least the other clan kids of the series had something to protect themselves with practically from birth. Sakura was blessed with the oh so helpful gift of a larger than average forehead." The remedy is often worse than the disease it cures. I refused to be that remedy. OC-insert as Sakura Semi-AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 160,964 - Reviews: 2394 - Favs: 4,617 - Follows: 5,405 - Updated: 7/12/2017 - Published: 7/26/2016 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N., Kakashi H., OC
The Root of Darkness by Amorphis760 reviews
I was nothing special before I died the first time but when something offers me the chance to live again I take it. Reborn into a world of death I will survive. There will be no mercy and no pity. For there are monsters that roam this world and to survive I might have to become one myself. Elements of the Gamer and X-overs in later chapters.
Crossover - Naruto & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 246,626 - Reviews: 2444 - Favs: 5,616 - Follows: 6,048 - Updated: 7/5/2017 - Published: 1/8/2017 - OC
The many Deaths of Harry Potter by ShayneT reviews
In a world with a pragmatic, intelligent Voldemort, Harry discovers that he has the power to live, die and repeat until he gets it right.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 78 - Words: 242,571 - Reviews: 3747 - Favs: 6,173 - Follows: 4,114 - Updated: 6/14/2017 - Published: 3/1/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
And the Darwin Award goes to… by Obnoxious Unicorn reviews
After everything Sasuke had done, maybe it wasn't too out-there to suggest that the whole point of this mission was to keep him far, far away from the village. But whatever, you know, he was getting paid for a year-long A-rank mission and all he had to do was put up with a bunch of civilian kids and a few idiots (namely idiots whose names rhymed with taruto). Easy, right?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,786 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 5/15/2017 - Published: 5/1/2017 - Harry P., Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Mind the Gap by Sage Thrasher reviews
A psychiatrist is reborn—and promptly diagnoses the Naruto world as clinically insane. [OC-Insert]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 69,460 - Reviews: 809 - Favs: 4,693 - Follows: 5,867 - Updated: 4/25/2017 - Published: 12/12/2014 - OC, Inoichi Y., Kakashi H., Naruto U.
I opened my eyes and the world wasn't there by thesecretsix reviews
"Life is a game, Yusei, and I'm going to teach you how to win." "But Shikaku-sensei, isn't that what you said about war this morning? And didn't you say 'every conversation is a battle to be won' just yesterday? I think I'm noticing a theme." SI OC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,483 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 1,160 - Follows: 1,526 - Updated: 4/23/2017 - Published: 7/4/2015 - Shikaku N., OC
Circular Reasoning by Swimdraconian reviews
Torn from a desolate future, Harry awakens in his teenage body with a hefty debt on his soul. Entangled in his lies and unable to trust even his own fraying sanity, he struggles to stay ahead of his enemies. Desperation is the new anthem of violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 28 - Words: 243,394 - Reviews: 2095 - Favs: 5,824 - Follows: 6,408 - Updated: 4/16/2017 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Harry P.
Once More With Feeling by Unstoppable Hanger reviews
24-year-old computer programmer is reincarnated as a background character. Her first life was nothing special, but she's determined her second one will be. OC Self-insert.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 79,782 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 1,725 - Follows: 2,193 - Updated: 4/6/2017 - Published: 10/26/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Shikamaru N., Ami
A Dramatic Reading by White Squirrel reviews
Umbridge finds seven books about Harry Potter from another dimension in the Room of Requirement and decides to read them aloud to the school in an ill-advised attempt to discredit Dumbledore. Hilarity ensues. Features an actual plot, realistic reactions, decent pacing, *and minimal quotations*.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,579 - Reviews: 845 - Favs: 3,266 - Follows: 2,208 - Updated: 4/2/2017 - Published: 1/15/2017 - Harry P. - Complete
Bite by black.k.kat reviews
Orochimaru and his sons crash-land in Karakura. Soul Society is most definitely not prepared for what's coming.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,799 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 756 - Updated: 3/9/2017 - Published: 12/19/2016 - [Orochimaru, K. Urahara] Mitsuki, Orihime I.
Wilder Than You Think by SparkleMoose reviews
Death, as Ren Haruno learns, isn't exactly a stable thing. No matter how accepting you were of the fact you were going to die you might have terrible luck and wind up reborn into a universe you once thought was fictional. Just take it from the boy who was suppose to be Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,216 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 907 - Follows: 1,132 - Updated: 3/8/2017 - Published: 3/14/2016 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., OC
Play up, play up, and break the game! by Bakuraptor reviews
Oliver has one last shot at winning the Quidditch Cup before he leaves Hogwarts, and he's willing to do anything to make sure he does. No, really, anything. Absolutely anything. Oh dear...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,914 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 83 - Published: 2/11/2017 - Harry P., George W., Oliver W., Fred W. - Complete
Spirit's Balance by Lupine Horror reviews
Ever since he could remember, Naruto could see things that no one else could. 'Monsters', things that hid under the bed and went bump in the night. Having the yang half of the kyuubi sealed inside of him forced Naruto's yin chakra to evolve to balance it, which resulted in a mutation that let him see what he shouldn't. This is fan fiction, I only own the plot.
Crossover - Naruto & Natsume Yūjin-Chō - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 153,668 - Reviews: 907 - Favs: 1,917 - Follows: 1,818 - Updated: 11/26/2016 - Published: 4/2/2016
Spiral by Of the Floating World reviews
Because there's a time to shout "screw the plot!" and a time to step back and ask "wait, where's the plot?" Or: How I'm the dumb schmuck who got apparently invalid foreknowledge. SI/OC AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,435 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 925 - Updated: 11/13/2016 - Published: 3/19/2015 - Naruto U., Orochimaru, OC
Frogs Are Cooler Than Toads by ohmygodwhat reviews
On a mission with Team Ten, Shikamaru discovers ancient texts detailing The Five Nations' mythology. When Choji dares Naruto to summon the gods, nothing happens, and Naruto is left drained of chakra. Several months later, Kakashi is visited by a bookish know-it-all, Temari is bested in wind-style, and Itachi discovers that sharingan doesn't work very well on blind chicks.
Crossover - Naruto & Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,036 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 10/15/2016 - Published: 2/3/2016 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Rose L., Dave S.
Of Bonds and Hugs like Chokeholds by RosesToPaint reviews
The ultimate dream: being born into your favorite manga. But the ninja life is in no way as romantic as it looks. But it's also not all that terrible. Hisana is fervently working on keeping it that way. An OC insert. Sequel up.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 50 - Words: 145,176 - Reviews: 1008 - Favs: 2,992 - Follows: 2,476 - Updated: 9/21/2016 - Published: 3/4/2015 - Kakashi H., Team Seven, OC - Complete
Rationalising Death by Scientist's Thesis reviews
What if the mentioned super intelligence of Yagami Light and his antagonists wasn't just informed, but was actually true?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Crime/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,652 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 911 - Follows: 1,143 - Updated: 9/7/2016 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Light Y., L, Misa A.
What Doesn't Kill You by Zbluez reviews
...Oh wait, it did. Semi-SI.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 125,101 - Reviews: 2966 - Favs: 5,812 - Follows: 6,854 - Updated: 7/17/2016 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Lee R., Neji H., OC
A World Full of Monsters by Fahad09 reviews
When I was first reincarnated I did the very first thing any self-respecting man in my place would do. Check to see if I still had my balls. I did. The next thing I did was try to get my hands on some power. True Power. I chose the Rinnegan. And if I had to kill a few people along the way to get it, well, there was a war going on. No one will notice an extra body or two turning up.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 140,657 - Reviews: 2593 - Favs: 5,916 - Follows: 6,165 - Updated: 7/16/2016 - Published: 3/18/2015 - Naruto U., OC
Uchiha Kyōya by Tsume Yuki reviews
In a world where Fugaku has three sons, he wishes he'd stopped at the first one. There's nothing wrong with the youngest, it's just... The middle child. DISCONTINUED
Crossover - Naruto & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,608 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 4,097 - Follows: 3,609 - Published: 7/7/2016 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., K. Hibari
K u r a m a G o e s T h r o u g h P u b e r t y by Yojimbra reviews
The spirts of Kurama the Kyuubi and Sakura Haruno are sent backwards in time. However instead of ending up in It's original forum Kurama finds Herself stuck in the infant body of Sakura Haruno. Being a child is going to be fun. Wait what's this puberty thing? Oh god why does her heart beat faster when she's around Naruto? Rated M for Violence language and sexual content. [Hiatus]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 36,507 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 6/26/2016 - Published: 5/27/2016 - [Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U., Sakura H.] Sasuke U.
The Handbook of Elf Psychology by evansentranced reviews
Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,261 - Reviews: 2593 - Favs: 6,670 - Follows: 6,391 - Updated: 6/21/2016 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
The Best Laid Plans of Mice and Men by Lucillia reviews
When Naruto decides to skip past the Kage Bunshin and picks another jutsu to learn from the Forbidden Scroll, Madara - who'd dearly love to kill the brat - is left scrambling to salvage his plans.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,537 - Reviews: 1079 - Favs: 4,508 - Follows: 4,671 - Updated: 6/20/2016 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Naruto U., Madara U.
The Estranged Star by GaleSynch reviews
Bellatrix Lestrange knew her son had always been an odd one. AU. SI-OC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,498 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 1,523 - Follows: 1,746 - Updated: 6/15/2016 - Published: 5/27/2014 - Draco M., Bellatrix L., Tom R. Jr., OC
Of the River and the Sea by Aleycat4eva reviews
They called her lazy, apathetic, and amoral. They also said she was, by turns, too smart and too dumb. She liked to think she was funny. None of them were wrong. OC/Self Insert
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 104 - Words: 611,984 - Reviews: 9403 - Favs: 7,389 - Follows: 5,721 - Updated: 6/6/2016 - Published: 1/24/2015 - Naruto U., Zabuza M., Kisame H., OC - Complete
A Voice Across the Void by Zoltan Berrigomo reviews
A padawan comes across an ancient Sith holocron during an archaeological field trip and keeps the discovery secret from his masters.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,676 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 5/20/2016 - Published: 10/6/2014 - Complete
We're All Mad Here by Tsume Yuki reviews
Tom Riddle was just doing his rounds as Head Boy, when the corridor opened up beneath his feet and swallowed him whole. Getting sucked into a twisted version of Wonderland just before he graduates was not in the plan. Then again, the Master of Death wasn't included in anyone's plans. In which Harry successfully screws over everyone. DISCONTINUED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,926 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 5/12/2016 - Published: 5/6/2016 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Extradition Challenges by Tangerine-Alert reviews
Harry sees only one option when his name comes out of the cup; run from it. But the Ministry says he entered a contract and laws cross borders. Only one option exists; to go somewhere the Ministry's and the International Confederation's laws can't take hold of him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,544 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 223 - Published: 5/8/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
Continuing the Cycle by Phantom Feline reviews
POLL RESULT; PROFILE Harry thought he would die; had anticipated it, even. So now what will he do in this new world, one without magic? Not to say that there isn't power lurking here... With snakes calling him 'Lord', and everyone else saying 'Abomination', is it any surprise that he's not going to have an easy time settling down? HP AU. Eventual Naruto AU. Slow paced. Dark Themes.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 133,617 - Reviews: 2353 - Favs: 4,793 - Follows: 5,495 - Updated: 4/9/2016 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Self-Modification by bsen reviews
After the events of Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality, Harry and his friends continue their war against an enemy even Voldemort feared. Unfortunately, the world will not wait – or keep them safe – while they mature enough to succeed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,596 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 68 - Published: 3/14/2016 - Harry P.
How does it work? by kyella14 reviews
Harry contemplates the mechanics behind human-giant relationships. Trauma ensues. Crack.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/5/2016 - Harry P., Rubeus H., Luna L. - Complete
Sunlight on Seawater by Tartarun reviews
The story in which nobody, including Naruto, is sure if he is a man or a monster. Maybe more people should have paid attention to the fact the Death God laid the seal on Naruto's stomach. A different Naruto, a different Team 7, a different world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,313 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 2/21/2016 - Published: 7/18/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Sealed in a Coffin by Sodium Bicarb reviews
When the third member of Team 7 dies, the Council must beg Uzumaki Naruto to join it so that Team 7 can enter the Chuunin Exams. NO PAIRINGS. GEN. Chapter 5 and 6 have been fixed and are in their rightful place. :)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 88,745 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 3,775 - Follows: 4,021 - Updated: 1/3/2016 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Cape For Hire by jacobk reviews
Taylor Hebert intends to become a hero on her own terms. If everybody else thinks her terms are a little odd, well, that's why she never asked their opinion anyway.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,824 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 794 - Updated: 1/2/2016 - Published: 12/21/2015 - Skitter
Harry Potter and the Garden of Intrigue by Azjerban reviews
In which Harry understands Victorian flower language at age 11. Events grow gradually further and further from the original. Features CharacterDevelopment!Crabbe and Goyle, and many other not-quite-expected variations. This story has reached its conclusion; enjoy. Watch out for the April Fools' chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 242,410 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 1/1/2016 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Weight of the World by Tsume Yuki reviews
Naruto Uzumaki is the saviour, the prophecy child. If there is one body you don't want to get shoved into, it's that one. Suddenly female or not. And as the gods would have it, that's exactly where I ended up. In the body of a blonde, whiskered female child with a mountain of expectations pressing down on me. Brilliant. Self Insert. FemNaruto DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 158,947 - Reviews: 1934 - Favs: 5,994 - Follows: 6,144 - Updated: 12/25/2015 - Published: 3/20/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
The Clan of Samsara by erimies reviews
They were the clan everyone avoided, for a good reason. But Hashirama wasn't like other people and Karma ended up tangling in the ninja world revolution anyway. What he didn't know was that she knew the script of the story. OC Self-insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 77,238 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 3,029 - Follows: 3,264 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 7/25/2014 - Madara U., Hashirama S., OC
0800-Rent-A-Hero by brainthief reviews
Magic can solve all the Wizarding World's problems. What's that? A prophecy that insists on a person? Things not quite going your way? I know, lets use this here ritual to summon another! It'll be great! - An eighteen year old Harry is called upon to deal with another dimension's irksome Dark Lord issue. This displeases him. EWE - AU HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 159,580 - Reviews: 3756 - Favs: 10,943 - Follows: 12,735 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 4/4/2015 - Harry P.
I Am NOT Going Through Puberty Again! by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Our heroes did not come from a future where everything has gone horribly wrong. They did not travel back in time to save the world from a bleak or miserable fate. As a matter of fact, all they want to do is find a way back home as soon as possible. [cracky, epilogue-compliant time travel fic] [Now has a TV Tropes page!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 233,232 - Reviews: 4242 - Favs: 8,006 - Follows: 6,298 - Updated: 12/20/2015 - Published: 11/29/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] [Hinata H., Naruto U.] - Complete
The(questionable) burdens of leadership of a troll Emperor by Noodlehammer reviews
Having check-mated himself into a corner with his acquisition of little sisters that needed protecting as well as freedom, Naruto resigns himself to the idea of taking charge of a nation for their sake. That didn't mean he was going to take the whole thing as seriously as his wife had intended though. Fourth in series.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 385,181 - Reviews: 5741 - Favs: 5,054 - Follows: 3,793 - Updated: 12/6/2015 - Published: 12/25/2014 - Complete
Don't Get Mad Get Apathetic by birdwoman95 reviews
What if, in fifth year, Harry did just that? An independent Harry story with some OOC, no real bashing, but not a big fan of some of the big players. No pairings. Rating for some curse words. First attempt at publishing on this site... we'll see.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,063 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 1,342 - Follows: 376 - Published: 11/28/2015 - Complete
Through the Veil Strangely by littlewhitecat reviews
When Sirius falls through the Veil in the Department of Mysteries Harry attempts to nose-dive after him. A strange encounter for Harry radically changes his world view;why worry about a Dark Lord when there's a good book to explore?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 70,340 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 1,932 - Follows: 1,380 - Updated: 11/16/2015 - Published: 2/28/2014 - Complete
Lily and the Art of Divine Responsibility by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
After meeting a being Azrael claims is God he decides to ask Tom for advice, the end up getting hopelessly drunk instead. In the meantime Lily tries out being God and it goes about as well as you would expect it to. Crossover side fic of "October" and "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,022 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 91 - Published: 11/8/2015 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Fetish? What's A Fetish? by Serac reviews
Naruto must learn about something. Something that will change his life, and the lives of those around him. Whether it be for the better or worse remains to be seen but, either way, Naruto is going to learn about sex.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 89,428 - Reviews: 1678 - Favs: 1,850 - Follows: 1,661 - Updated: 10/30/2015 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Ino Y.
and you were the loveliest of all by Tsume Yuki reviews
Women stay at home, men go out to fight. Those ideals are the foundations of which all Madara's understanding of the female sex stand upon. Then, Namikaze Naruto comes blitzing into his life and ruins it. FemNaruto (a little smut present)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,016 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 1,727 - Follows: 668 - Published: 10/29/2015 - [Naruto U., Madara U.] - Complete
The Last Enemy by Luolang reviews
The Hallows were not an ending. Harry returns to the Forbidden Forest after the Battle and finds the Stone – the start of his salvation and the path to his damnation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,584 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 278 - Published: 10/17/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
To Be Lost on the Road of Life by AthanatosOra reviews
Obito became the Jūbi Jinchuuriki and consequently got smacked to oblivion and back, with words and Naruto's fists. He died protecting the hailed boy of prophecy and his bonds, a smile on his face as he went to join Rin and Minato in the afterlife. But things didn't go as expected, and it seems that life has more plans for him… Time-travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 204,388 - Reviews: 1275 - Favs: 3,403 - Follows: 2,640 - Updated: 10/10/2015 - Published: 4/2/2015 - Obito U.
Shikamaru vs the Logical Fallacies by FanFicBias reviews
Shikamaru is a rationalist who uses and uncovers Rational Fallacies. Current story is trying out the idea and picks up right at the end of the first Team Asuma fight against Kakuzu/Hidan. Story inspired by Harry Potter fanfic Methods of Rationality.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,730 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 9/22/2015 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Shikamaru N.
The Master of Death IS The-Boy-Who-Lived - Child Hero for Hire by LeadVonE reviews
Harry Potter, the Master of Death, loathes the 'Adventures-of-the-Boy-Who-Lived' children's storybooks. I mean, what kind of kid grabs his happy band of childhood friends, smacks around some dragons, nundus, and dark wizards, and skips home in time for tea and scones? But, after 40,000 years of living and dying, the Master of Death realizes something... He probably could.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,977 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 1,074 - Published: 9/19/2015 - Harry P., Gilderoy L., Bellatrix L., Luna L.
Pulling The Strings by Hubris Plus reviews
Being a ninja is hard enough when you work for the good guys, let alone when you get reincarnated into a family of psychopaths. SI
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,201 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 2,658 - Follows: 3,105 - Updated: 9/10/2015 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Gaara, Kankuro
Magical Me by Publicola reviews
Most self-inserts are exercises in vanity, and nothing says 'vanity' quite like Gilderoy Lockhart. But with a new personality and knowledge of the future, who knows? Maybe Lockhart will turn out to be a useful DADA teacher after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 89,693 - Reviews: 1166 - Favs: 3,539 - Follows: 4,003 - Updated: 8/20/2015 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Gilderoy L., F. Flitwick, Hestia J., Amelia B.
Potter Ever After by Kevin3 reviews
Between marriage contracts, soul bonds, angry fathers, wandering eyes, backstabbing women, and defiant house elves, Harry has a feeling that 'True Love' isn't in the cards for him in this story. Which is just fine by him, as it turns out. A depressing walkthrough of the current state of HP Fanfiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,696 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 8/4/2015 - Published: 3/24/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Susan B. - Complete
Collision Course by Meromorph reviews
For Halloween, Willow goes as the Mind of a Culture spaceship, and Buffy and Xander, as members of her crew. Then Ethan casts his spell. How will two humans and one small sentient ship, endowed with the heritage of a bright (but apparently fictional) space-faring civilization, respond to the state of the galaxy and world? A "Ship of the Line" multi-crossover.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,384 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 7/24/2015 - Published: 6/25/2015 - Xander H., Buffy S., Willow R.
Oiroke no Sakura by Oniko reviews
Naruto badgers Sakura into learning his Sexy Jutsu so he can sneak her into his bachelor party. Sakura caves in to find the experience transforming in more ways then one, causing her to question her self-identity, gender and sexuality.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,186 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 1,062 - Updated: 7/1/2015 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Nothing but Trouble by Mister Cynical reviews
The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,990 - Reviews: 2327 - Favs: 4,949 - Follows: 3,651 - Updated: 5/30/2015 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Steal My Thunder God by Nauro reviews
Naruto has always carried his father's legacy, in more ways than one. When an attempt to replicate the Fourth's greatest technique sends him to times long passed, he must take up that legacy, far more directly than he ever dreamed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 103,824 - Reviews: 1522 - Favs: 6,072 - Follows: 6,864 - Updated: 5/2/2015 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Naruto U.
Stormborn by black.k.kat reviews
Flashes of an unknown past haunt Naruto, entwining his steps with those of a former life no longer content to stay forgotten. It's time for Uzushio's Storm God to rise once more. (The soul of a city is a hard thing to kill. Uzushio is still aware, still waiting. And now, with the rebirth of her greatest Kage, it's time to call her people home.) SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 147,939 - Reviews: 2416 - Favs: 6,200 - Follows: 3,306 - Updated: 4/21/2015 - Published: 7/1/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] Gaara, Haku - Complete
Butterfly Effect by GaleSynch reviews
AU: They say a flap of a butterfly's wings can cause a hurricane on the other side of the world. In other words, one small difference can change some major event. Did I believe it? No. I didn't. Not until the day I died. Self-Insert in pre-Riddle era.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 31,436 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 1,558 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 4/12/2015 - Published: 2/16/2014 - [OC, Tom R. Sr.] Albus D., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Trial By Troll by DLPalindrome reviews
The boy from the train was right. In order to be Sorted, they really did have to fight a troll.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,956 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 350 - Published: 3/11/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Weaver Nine by Thinker6 reviews
Taylor and Jack Slash are born in each other's places. Weaver is the infamous usurper of the Slaughterhouse Nine, while young Jacob Hebert forges his path through the underworld of Brockton Bay.
Worm - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 143,719 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 864 - Follows: 866 - Updated: 2/9/2015 - Published: 12/17/2014 - Skitter, Jack Slash
The Birth of Evil by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,965 - Reviews: 969 - Favs: 7,186 - Follows: 2,081 - Updated: 1/26/2015 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Moon Lit Past by Matdeception reviews
As the years slowly pass, Naruto always wondered why when he looked upon the moon he felt loved. Nearly six years old and after a chance exposure to chakra, he discovers the truth of his past, of a man wiped from the annals of history. Kaguya's Beloved is reborn. - NINO, Godlike!Naruto, Fatherly!Naruto, Son!B.Zetsu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,162 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 1,454 - Follows: 1,499 - Updated: 1/11/2015 - Published: 1/10/2015 - Naruto U., Zetsu, Kushina U., Kaguya Ō.
Sekirei? Is that some new species of little sister? by Noodlehammer reviews
Naruto was on a mission to get himself some little sisters and by his divine left testicle, he was going to get them. Xanna was content to let him do it and maybe corrupt one or two in the process for amusement. Third in series, advisable to read previous ones first.
Crossover - Naruto & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 183,552 - Reviews: 2793 - Favs: 4,326 - Follows: 2,860 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 8/16/2014 - Complete
Cold waters by erimies reviews
Life was always dangerous when you had inherited a doujutsu. Especially if you happened to be born to an unwed mother far away from the lands of your father. OC Self-insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,200 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 1,113 - Follows: 864 - Published: 12/25/2014 - Complete
Liturgy of the Hours by PK Samurai reviews
For as long as he can remember, a voice has always been whispering in his mind, twisting him...changing him... [Psychopath!Naruto]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,941 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 12/23/2014 - Published: 2/28/2014 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
The Biggest Toad in the Puddle by Tsume Yuki reviews
In which the Master of Death finds himself reborn and Jiraiya get's confirmation of what he's always known; he has no idea what to do with a kid. Good thing this one came self-sufficient. (MoD and reborn Harry) DISCONTINUED
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,034 - Reviews: 1126 - Favs: 6,995 - Follows: 8,056 - Updated: 10/14/2014 - Published: 9/5/2014 - Harry P., Jiraiya, Team Seven, Team Ten
In Fire Forged by OmgImPwned reviews
In a world where modern physics and chakra are seemingly irreconcilable, fifteen-year-old Haruno Sakura graduates as a first-grade genin with the year's highest academic scores and is thrust into a world more complex and a lot less nice than she would have thought at first. AU. Volume one of a planned trilogy. Ch 8, Ignition 1.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 53,144 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 1,091 - Updated: 8/23/2014 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Sakura H.
This Sucks by Pleasedial123 reviews
When (not really) evil villains capture (mostly)pure hearted heroes and force them to join their evil (mostly just odd) group. Wild Pairings("I think I love you"). Forgiveness("Die!"). Revenge("Pink or blue?"). "I think I'm going to regret this." Pein sighed as he looked at the bleeding Sasuke, the screaming Naruto, and the manically laughing Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,963 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 1,431 - Follows: 1,255 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Akatsuki, Team Seven
Trolling the League by Noodlehammer reviews
Finished with their overly long honeymoon, Naruto and Xanna leave their dimension of origin in favor of a new(and hopefully interesting) one. Finding themselves faced with a world where the supposed protectors of the innocent refuse to kill their obviously evil counterparts, they decide to push some buttons. Sequel to my first story, strongly recommended you read that first.
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 79,582 - Reviews: 1532 - Favs: 4,817 - Follows: 2,992 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - [Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama] - Complete
Ruthless by AngelaStarCat reviews
COMPLETE. James Potter casts his own spell to protect his only son; but he was never as good with Charms as Lily was. (A more ruthless Harry Potter grows up to confront Voldemort). Dark!Harry. Slytherin!Harry HP/HG and then HP/HG/TN.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,083 - Reviews: 729 - Favs: 3,337 - Follows: 1,058 - Published: 6/29/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Theodore N. - Complete
Reaching for a Dream by Noodlehammer reviews
Adventure/Humor/Romance. The Sandaime waited too long to approach Naruto, who had no interest in becoming Hokage by then. Another dream already rested in his heart, a dream that would drive him much further than anyone would have believed. SealMaster!Naruto Older!NarutoxFem!Kyuubi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 377,213 - Reviews: 5365 - Favs: 10,823 - Follows: 6,400 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 12/12/2013 - [Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama] - Complete
backslide by black.k.kat reviews
COMPLETE. Sometimes, even the softest breath on still water can create tsunamis. Several weeks before meeting his genin team, Kakashi is sent to find a bounty hunter responsible for the deaths of five missing-nin, all rumored to be part of a secret organization. But Uzumaki Kurama is far different than anyone expected, and ripples are starting to spread. Slash/yaoi, time travel
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 140,390 - Reviews: 2289 - Favs: 7,809 - Follows: 2,995 - Updated: 6/13/2014 - Published: 3/28/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Ta'veren by Geralt reviews
When Rand was 13, Lews started manifesting in the boy's dreams, passing on to him the knowledge of how to control his Ta'veren ability. Seven years later, Moiraine arrived to find Two Rivers a very different place from what it was supposed to be.
Wheel of Time - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 91,699 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 1,177 - Follows: 1,228 - Updated: 5/30/2014 - Published: 12/11/2011
Who is Dudley Dursley? by CycoMW reviews
Harry Potter disappeared well before he ever was meant to go to Hogwarts and Dudley was the one that got the letter from Hogwarts. Dudley has a big secret, he's not who everyone thinks he is. Mostly a narrative after Dudley arrives at Hogwarts. All six chapters now posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,924 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 4/25/2014 - Published: 4/20/2014 - Complete
Wet Noises by JellyfishBlues reviews
Naruto ate a spider for the second time that morning. Wasn't sure why. Wasn't sure how she'd stomached the feel of it bursting between her teeth neither. [FemNaruto] [notgenderswitch] [Naruto/SC crossover] [Naruto universe only]
Crossover - StarCraft & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,477 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 3/6/2014 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Naruko U.
Time MixUp by Lucillia reviews
Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,082 - Reviews: 2359 - Favs: 5,083 - Follows: 3,740 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Yamato - Complete
In Between Reality by Updownbang reviews
A lonely university student is pulled out of his world and finds himself in the story he'd always dreamt of being in. Stuck in a 9 year old Dudley's body his existence changes everything and he finds that dreams can become nightmares. AU OC-pov
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 126,185 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Dudley D., Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Temporal Beacon by willyolioleo reviews
At the end of 3rd year, Hermione asks Harry for some help with starting an interesting project. If a dark lord's got a 50-year head start on you, maybe what you need is a little more time to even the playing field. AU, Timetravel, HHr, mild Ron bashing. Minimizing new powers, just making good use of existing ones.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 428,826 - Reviews: 5618 - Favs: 6,329 - Follows: 6,853 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Knowledge is Useful, But Power is Power by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry and Hermione are gifted a handwritten book at the beginning of Fourth Year. A book that reveals horrible truths about the world they live in. Prepare for a tougher Harry and a battle focused on the Ministry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 93,462 - Reviews: 1474 - Favs: 4,562 - Follows: 3,082 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Complete
Kyubed:Shinobi's Revenge on Naruto by ContraBardus reviews
A young Naruto meets two strange men in the woods, with an even stranger story. After agreeing to special training, he finds the path of the true shinobi a bit different than he, or anyone else in the village expected.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 417,515 - Reviews: 1531 - Favs: 2,264 - Follows: 1,810 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 2/8/2009
Comforting Winter by NoFaithInHumanity reviews
Haku survived the battle at the bridge, but was left unconcious from his injuries. While he recovers at Tazuna's House, will something grow betwen him and Naruto? YAOI, NaruHaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,393 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Naruto U., Haku - Complete
Reunion by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,134 - Reviews: 1918 - Favs: 6,462 - Follows: 4,105 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Complete
Journey by JellyfishBlues reviews
Naruto woke in a strange place. He would have written it off as a dream, he wished he could have. When he met his end there, he woke in Konoha in bloodied chainmail. Pyromancy, he would have to look into that. While avoiding suspicion, of course. :: Naruto/Dark Souls crossover, both worlds.
Crossover - Naruto & Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,529 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Naruto U. - Complete
Inquisitor Carrow and the GodEmperorless Heathens by littlewhitecat reviews
The Wizarding World is devastated when Harry Potter disappears from his relatives' house in mysterious circumstances during the summer after his first year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Desperate to have their boy-hero back no matter what they really should have heeded the Muggle saying "be careful what you wish for". Crossover HP/WH40K.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,611 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 2,218 - Follows: 1,169 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Dancing with Demons by Daystar Clarion reviews
Growing up with a pack of Demons is easy, especially when the older he gets, the more a demon Naruto becomes. But when the pack is killed by shinobi, Naruto vows revenge by learning to use his ever growing Chakra. Meeting team Seven, his journey begins.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 154,657 - Reviews: 2319 - Favs: 3,514 - Follows: 3,142 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Naruto U.
Brutal Harry by LordsFire reviews
Systematically abused and degraded children do not suddenly turn into well-adjusted members of society when removed from the abusive situation. Nor do they tend to be very trusting of others, or forgiving. Sequel up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 100,387 - Reviews: 2822 - Favs: 9,725 - Follows: 4,561 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Will of Fire, Heart of Stone by DisobedienceWriter reviews
The Hokage faces a terrible potential crisis when the Village Council spreads news of the young jinchuuriki, Naruto. The world changes when a more attentive, forceful Sandaime rears his head and takes back full control of his village. Sarutobi-centric. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 72,148 - Reviews: 1009 - Favs: 4,214 - Follows: 2,584 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Dark and Light by Pleasedial123 reviews
He was a genius. He could paint, play music, talk to snakes, control fire. He was more powerful and intelligent then any knew. He had strong 'friends'. The problem was, he had few emotions. Dark Harry. I Do Not Own Harry Potter. -Slash-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 102,267 - Reviews: 3308 - Favs: 10,195 - Follows: 5,624 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Uchiha Fukurou by ToBetasered reviews
Uchiha Fukurou was conceived when at the same moment, in another universe, Old Man Potter died.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 85,861 - Reviews: 2308 - Favs: 5,647 - Follows: 5,296 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Harry P., Mikoto U.
Compilation by JellyfishBlues reviews
All of my older stories on a per-chapter basis, previously deleted for reasons that made sense at the time and now baffle me.
Crossover - Naruto & Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 170,134 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 68 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Complete
Control by Anonymous58 reviews
I'm sick of the manipulation, the lies and the deceit; sick of jumping to the tune of dark lords and old puppeteers. I'm cutting the strings. Innocents will pay in blood for my defiance, but I no longer care. I lost my innocence long ago. Dark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 125,272 - Reviews: 1099 - Favs: 3,100 - Follows: 3,045 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Xerosis by Batsutousai reviews
Harry's world ends at the hands of those he'd once fought to save. An adult-Harry goes back to his younger self fic. Semi-super!Harry, Voldemort/Harry, SLASH-for the idiots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 145,018 - Reviews: 2394 - Favs: 9,375 - Follows: 4,228 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Luna L., Barty C. Jr. - Complete
The Ghost and the Darkness by Kirsdarkenvar reviews
Sasuke and Naruto become friends at a young age, but will Naruto's paranoia and mental instability draw Sasuke down into madness, or will Sasuke's own demons bring them both into the dark? Not yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 114,018 - Reviews: 1090 - Favs: 1,799 - Follows: 1,595 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Fuzzy Logic by Deritine reviews
AU time travel: The kyuubi no kitsune knew something was wrong, but couldn't put a paw on quite what. However, there are benefits to being a force of nature, including time itself bending to accommodate you. Edited version on AO3!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 161,393 - Reviews: 1984 - Favs: 3,675 - Follows: 2,074 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Two Steps Back by H.E. Gray reviews
One person can make all the difference. AU, timetravel, Sasuke adopts Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,100 - Reviews: 1196 - Favs: 3,504 - Follows: 3,921 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Who I Am by TwinTrouble reviews
Naruto has been keeping dangerous secrets for years. A long-forgotten dream that just won’t die, an ally he shouldn’t know and a friend no one thought he had are what keep him going. Graduating is the least of his problems…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 113,164 - Reviews: 2653 - Favs: 5,798 - Follows: 5,489 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
People Lie by Nugar reviews
Lies have power. They can change a simple-minded believer into a two-faced schemer and a timid follower into a fanatical devotee. They can change a child angry at the world into a man consumed by more than vengeance. But that power is a lie as well.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 286,222 - Reviews: 2452 - Favs: 3,929 - Follows: 3,084 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Professor Uzumaki by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Naruto is sent abroad to teach at Hogwarts as part of a cultural outreach program between magic-using communities. And, surprisingly, the castle is still standing. So far.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 348 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 15758 - Favs: 10,060 - Follows: 7,661 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
Epic CultureShock by Messypeaches reviews
Naruto/DC X-Over. Usually when people told you they were going to take over the world, it involved a doomsday device, mind control, maniacal laugher... Not a... Committee. A polite committee, even, with memo's on the table. And fried things on a stick.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,563 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Kiba I.
insurgere by Silver Pard reviews
Hufflepuff is the house of the leftovers, the losers, the forgotten. Well, Tom Riddle thinks, it's time to change that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,414 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 3,642 - Follows: 718 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6509 - Favs: 13,496 - Follows: 5,341 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Whistling Icarus by Gleam reviews
Between songbird and serpent, and on the frayed thread of youth - this is Orochimaru, who sought immortality, and found it in a tombstone.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Orochimaru
Once a Wizard, Always a Shinobi by KingofLoosePages reviews
Naruto HP Harry falls through a portal into the middle of an Anbu meeting. From there it's Inuzuka, survival, and a contract with Remus Lupin? SLASH SHOUNEN AI
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 120,061 - Reviews: 1917 - Favs: 1,963 - Follows: 1,110 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Harry P., Kiba I. - Complete
Sharingan by Gleam reviews
Kakashi wears the Sharingan, and the Sharingan wears him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Kakashi H.
The Patience of Trees by Gleam reviews
Puppets never are. They're either tree-corpses or broken to heel. Karasu, patient Karasu, is neither.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Kankuro
He Had No Fingers by Gleam reviews
The Ninetails cannot be contained. But it will take a human sacrifice, all the same.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,253 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 1,046 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
La Meterenigue by Gleam reviews
What happens to geniuses.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 55 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Shikamaru N., Tsunade S. - Complete
Almost Sucks by Mashiro reviews
[AU, NaruSasu] It is love at first sight when Naruto meets his new neighbor Sasuke and no amount of foul attitude can change his mind. A story about growing up, about family and about that love thing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 77 - Words: 284,966 - Reviews: 2570 - Favs: 1,683 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Oswald the Ottoman by lunakatrina reviews
Voldemort never saw this coming! Harry aquires an ottoman...AU, ignores DH and most of HBP for it's own sanity
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,941 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 1,498 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Twenty Times Uzumaki Naruto Didn't Die by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Over time, Naruto learns what it means to be Jinchuuriki. Final in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,849 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 3,611 - Follows: 827 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
The Sniper by DobbyElfLord reviews
OneShot: Harry is expelled after the hearing in Courtroom 10. His wand snapped, an angry Harry choses his own path forward. First person story focusing on Harry's effort to find his own place.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,473 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 5,339 - Follows: 1,371 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Narcissus by NoNoWriter reviews
The only thing he knows is how to reflect the hatred of the world around him. So what is it if not a miracle that in the end he learns to love himself? [NaruNaru]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 70 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Hellblazer: Hogwarts by Camwyn reviews
Sometimes, life bashes you upside the head with a brick in a sock. Hogwarts is about to get its latest Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, a man cast adrift from his native world- a man named John Constantine.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,555 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 750 - Updated: 1/22/2006 - Published: 7/24/2004
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Kaleidoscope: Tender Moments reviews
Snips of sexy times from Kaleidoscope. Featuring: X-ray vision, gender bending, anal, vaginal, blowjobs, deep throating, double penetration, and praise kink.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,737 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/17/2018
Ride You All Night Long reviews
Swing-kun has been ridden by lots of children over the years as he sat in front of the Konoha Ninja Academy. Now it's time to return the favor. Explicit. Not a joke. Naruto x Swing-kun. Shota Shibari Reposted from AO3
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,735 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/13/2018 - Naruto U. - Complete
Secrets of the Gentle Fist(ing) reviews
The Hyuuga clan has a secret technique, powerful enough to bring even Kages to their knees. It's time Hinata learned it as well, but the only suitable teacher is her almost-half-brother Neji. Contains: Explicit Anal and Vaginal Fisting, NejiHina Hyuugacest. Reposted from AO3
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,224 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/13/2018 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Butchered reviews
Worm CYOA V3.0 Trying to trick the rules of a game is seldom wise, and can only be less so when the game involves the fate of universes. Fortunatley, some species are bread for just such a task... Soft cross with Homestuck for some of the powers.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,928 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/4/2018 - Vista, Gallant, Greg, Madison C. - Complete
C'est la Vie reviews
Some pirates are not very nice. Then again, nice is a matter of perspective. Psychological Horror, Body Horror, There is no such thing as pain, SI/OC(ish), Happy Ending (eventually)
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,756 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/10/2017 - Complete
Kaleidoscope reviews
Fear can make you do stupid things. When you're two years behind Itachi, that's a luxury you can't afford. Drama, Angst, Humor, Horror, Bad Decisions, FFN is shit about tags, Read this on SpaceBattles, SI/OC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 136,747 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 7/4/2017 - Published: 6/20/2017 - Kakashi H., Anko M., Tsunade S., OC - Complete
