Author has written 6 stories for Naruto, and Transformers/Beast Wars. HI! My name is Vixen I'm not gonna say much but I'm a girl, I'm Bi, and PROUD of it! I love TRANSFORMERS!!! Undertale, naruto, pokemon, digimon, GNG, GDW, Pirates of the Carribean, Harry Potter, Felidae (awsome movie), Umm, more to be added soon I'm a die-hard Yaoi fangirl. (look below for fav. pairings, recommended fics will be noted beside pairings) I will read the occasional Hentai but not often and I love to make friends! One more thing, for transformers, I'm one of those that will pair up a human with a cybertronian, if you don't like it, well, flames will be used to make smores. Transformer Pairings I like/love Human/Cybertronian Alexis/Starscream - "Her Passionate Road Home" Sari/Prowl Spike/Bumblebee Sam/Bumblebee Will/Ironhide/Sarah Mikaela/Barricade Mikaela/Optimus - "A Single Change" Jazz/Miles/Prowl - "Dathana de Gray" Hunting Pleasure Arc Sam/Optimus Sideswipe/HumanOC!/Sunstreaker HumanOC!/Brotherly!Red Alert Mech/Mech Starscream/Skyfire - ALL THE STORIES! Ratchet/Skyfire - "Gentle Giant Expanded" Starscream/Megatron (G1TF:Prime only) MechOC!/Soundwave Ratchet/Wheeljack Jazz/Prowl - "Run" Mirage/Hound Inferno/Red Alert Ironhide/Chromia Sideswipe/Sunstreaker - "Unintended" Human/Human ...right, can't think of one, oh well Top 10 Favorite Transformer Characters: 1. Skyfire 2. Starscream 3. Soundwave 4. Jazz 5. Prowl 6. Sunstreaker 7. Sideswipe 8. Knockout 9. Megatron 10. Chromia 1 woke you up in the middle of the night? Umm, Hello Skyfire, can I help you? Oh, Sure, I'll be glad to help you learn more about earth femme biology blush just let me get some caffeine in me first. Number 2 asked you to go out with him? Erm, screamer? Ya sure about that? I mean, you ARE my top favorite decepticon, but what about 'fire? Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering? Hey 'wave intense blush can I help you with something? erm..why are you extending your tentacles? back off! EEP! HELP ME! 4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow? Jazz! No! Get your aft back to prowler! Do it before I report you to ultra magnus! 5 cooked you dinner? Erm..thank you prowl blush though...how did you know I liked cheesy broccoli soup?... 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? gulp don't move..don't sneeze..minimal breathing...why didn't I clip my finger and toe nails...whimper 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family? but...how...erm..that's make sunstreaker family too so..AWESOME! MUAHAHA! Prankster brothers rule!!! 8 got into the hospital somehow? Well, knockout IS a medic, an intimidating one but a medic none the less 9 made fun of your friends? Well, this IS megatron we're talking about.. 10 ignored you all the time? Well, I get it, I don't like weapons, so I'm not really in her interest range shrug Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do? Well, sky'd probably take me on a long space exploration until they were caught, that, or he'd keep me in his lab You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do? Hmm, good question, screamer is unpredictable, maybe he'd help, maybe not It's your birthday. What will 3 give you? Since wave's the con communication officer...CDs? Maybe he'll let my polish his cassettes! SQUEEEE You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do? Jazz's probably get my sorry aft out of there via smashing a wall in his alt mode...with me in the passenger seat You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do? He'd probably make some logical statement about it helping me get over my embarrassment in the future.. You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction? erm..I really don't wanna marry chromia..'hide's have my aft on a silver platter...and sunny Don't call me that! would just ignore me You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up? Prank the frag out of the slagger You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down? Give me his polisher and let me take my anger out on his paintjob..I work really well when pissed You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you? Well, if it's a fighting tournament..maybe a few tips? anything else, absolutely nothing You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do? Glare at me for interrupting her weapon maintenance, though, if I'm laughing at the other mechs she may join.. Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? Oh COME ON! Skyfire is the EPITOME of a brother figure! He's kind, patient, loving, and an all around gentle giant ((love the fanfic by this name btw)) He's a mech you can spill your spark to and he'd just listen, letting you vent. Honestly, I think he's kinder than optimus in a few ways, he woke up a LONG ways after the war began after all. I can actually see him taking several others under his wing (literal and figuratively) to help them cope with a loss or just to make them feel better...That's why I love Skyfire, we're kind kindred spirits, out of the loop for so long that it's almost impossible to fully integrate into the click that's always been.. 2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction? Starscream loving megatron? Ok, must be Stockholm syndrome...cause megatron is just plain abusive to that poor spark.. You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along? Soundwave plus my mother? well, that'll be an interesting meeting, I THINK they'd get along since mom and I are avid music lovers Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean? Jazz, go back to the ark, you're overcharged. Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss? Prowl and streaker? That's not my designation you slagging femme! I don't think that'll ever happen..unless highgrade is involved..scarlet blush 6 appears to be a player, he/she breaks many hearts. What do you do? sunny sunny sunny This is your last warning femme! it's SUNSTREAKER! You need to stop breaking so many sparks, even if you ARE one gorgeous piece of machinery Well, I guess there's hope for you yet..but you're still a slagging squishy femme. You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind? Yeah, yeah, sideswipe, yuck it up, I know I look weird with short hair. Number 8 thinks he'll/she'll never get a girlfriend/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her? Knockout? Is you're processor glitched? You're on par with Sunstreaker in the fangirl/boy drool category, so, if you REALLY want someone to be your special somebot, then ASK, almost no one can say no to your gorgeous paint~ Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it? Hell no! It's probably rock hard, poisoned, or covered in some slime! 10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he/she stay? Well...chromia isn't known to like younglings..so I'd say MAYBE 4 days..a week if she's desperate... 1 offers you a CD. Considering his tastes, do you listen to it? A CD from Skyfire? Frag yes! I'd love ANYTHING 'fire'd give me! Well, glad to know smile So, how about that trip to saturn?... 2 suddenly goes emo. How does 8 feel about this? Screamer going emo? Hmm, knockout would probably reset his emotion circuits since screamer is anti-soscial as it is... 3 told 6 she started her period. Well...that would be one heck of an awkward silence... 4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7. Go Go Go Jazz! Hit him again! He's not laying one SERVO on my Swiper til he cleans up his act! 5 cusses 2 out in German. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does he do? Prowl cussing in german moans from the though of prowl speaking german at screamer? With 'wave watching? He's probably taking note for future verbal spats with starscream. 6 got high. Sunstreaker What femme. I'm telling ratchet. 7 Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction? Swiper, didn't I tell you not to bet against smokescreen? You won't win.. 8 reads your fanfictions and complains. What is it about? Knockout would probably complain about the lack of him in anything. 9 can't stand 1, so how does he/she get his/her revenge when he/she spills Soda all over him/her? Well, megatron is just a rude fragger so he'd probably beat poor skyfire within an inch of his life... 10 starts working at a bar. snicker Having fun there chrome?~ 1 comes in and tells you he's pregnant from 2. SQUEEEEEE Aerial sparklings! I bet they'll be fragging ADORABLE. I so call dibs on being godmother to the brood!!! Number 3 decides to go swimming. Do you go with him/her? Pit yes! Fun time in the water with wave and his cassettes! 4 and 7 compete on DDR. Who wins? Jazz and Swiper? Well, this'll be a DDR match to end all DDR matches, but I think Jazz would win ultimately, he IS the music meister after all, after blaster that is. 5 is having a birthday party and he picks a theme. What is it? Prowl probably think birthday parties for cybertronians are illogical so...no party 6 and 1 have a deep conversation. What is it most likely about? Probably Sunstreaker trying to convince Skyfire to invent a scratch resistant paint 7 stalks 9 home. 10 sees this. What does he/she do? Well, swipe probably is stalking him to find the location of the con base, and chromia is probably giving him tips on how to do so... 8 buys a computer. What is the first thing he does on it? Well, knowing knockout, he'd look up sexy and sleek cars to jack off to Top 10 Favorite Undertale Characters: 1. Papyrus 2. Sans 3. Undyne 4. Mettaton 5. Asriel 6. Alphys 7. Toriel 8. Asgore 9. Doggo 10. Flowey 1 woke you up in the middle of the night? Hiya papyrus, Hmm? Nightmare? C'mon pap, you can go back to sleep with me, I'll protect you Number 2 asked you to go out with him? hehe..are ya sure Sans? tibia honest, I think you ARE quite cute ;) Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering? Erm, Hi...Undyne...can I help you with something?... 4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow? Erm...Metts? I, don't think that's really gonna...Oh? it's a promotion for your new show? AWESOME! 5 cooked you dinner? Daww, You're so ADORABLE! 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? Teehee~ She's so adorable~ Undyne is such a lucky fish~ 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family? tears up slightly mommy?... 8 got into the hospital somehow? you ok Asgore?.. 9 made fun of your friends? Doggo, we talked about this..just because you can't see them doesn't mean they aren't there... 10 ignored you all the time? tch, it's flowey..what do you expect?... Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do? Heh, the adorable cinnamon roll would probably glue me to his side :) You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do? Short cut me to a hospital? It's your birthday. What will 3 give you? snicker Probably a year membership to a dojo, or maybe some manga~ You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do? Damn heroic robo superstar..Metts would carry me over his shoulder and be live streaming the rescue to his fans You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do? Heh, he'd probably give me a tight hug and giggle about me being silly.. You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction? me? marry flowey? riiiight...alphys, i give you FULL permission to scan my SOUL and see what's up with me You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up? Hmm, hugs and cinnamon butterscotch pie? You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down? Heh, tea time with asgore~ You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you? Doggo would probably take me to the canine unit and train me :) You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do? Probably threaten me and shoot "friendliness pellets" at me for being a moron Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? coos Paps is an absolute cinnamon roll! He's kind and understanding, he's sympathetic, and he's an all around good person you'd want as a friend! 2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction? Erm sans..you've have to much ketchup..go home.. You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along? Umm..yeah, no..I don't wanna break up the fish waifu from her drake~ Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean? Mettaton..it better be for your show again... Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss? asriel and alphys? yeah, I don't see that happening 6 appears to be a player, he/she breaks many hearts. What do you do? Alphys? a player? Maybe in another AU but not this one~ You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind? I know mom..you can do better.. Number 8 thinks he'll/she'll never get a girlfriend/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her? Asgore..go back to toriel damn it! Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it? Yes! Doggo is a sweetie~ 10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he/she stay? snicker Having fun there flowey? 1 offers you a CD. Considering his tastes, do you listen to it? Music from Pap? HELL FUCKING YES! 2 suddenly goes emo. How does 8 feel about this? Hmm, asgore would probably be REALLY worried about sans.. 3 told 6 she started her period. ya know what that mean..FISH DRAKE HYBRID BABIES EVERYWHERE! 4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7. muahahah! Do it again! 5 cusses 2 out in German. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does he do? Asriel cussing out sans with undyne watching? Heh, that's a comedy waiting to happen xD 6 got high. Alphys..enough xD 7 Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction? Oh stars! Toriel you look FABULOUS! 8 reads your fanfictions and complains. What is it about? Asgore probably wouldn't complain though.. 9 can't stand 1, so how does he/she get his/her revenge when he/she spills Soda all over him/her? Doggo would chase pap and try to take his bones like AD 10 starts working at a bar. Good luck flowey! 1 comes in and tells you he's pregnant from 2. blinks slowly Erm..pap..sans is you're brother but..baby bones? I...cannot compute...crash imminent... Number 3 decides to go swimming. Do you go with him/her? Yeah! Swimming with undyne! 4 and 7 compete on DDR. Who wins? Mettaton and Toriel? Sorry tori..Metts wins xD 5 is having a birthday party and he picks a theme. What is it? For asriel? Maybe something floral themed :) 6 and 1 have a deep conversation. What is it most likely about? Anime! 7 stalks 9 home. 10 sees this. What does he/she do? Flowey? Absolutely nothing, he's an ass xD 8 buys a computer. What is the first thing he does on it? Hmm, maybe join a gardener community site? more to be added :D |