Sex: Male

Age: 19

Likes: Fantasy, sci-fi, intelligent conversations, philosophy, individualist anarchy

Dislikes: The regressive left, some things here and there, when a good FF is dropped

Hobbies: Writing poems, drawing, reading, listening to music, parkour, beat boxing, water polo, studying black holes.

Dreams: publish a book of poems, become a polyglot.

goals: Get married, go skydiving, travel the world,

Religion: Christian, non-denominational

Did you Know that if you Say ice cream slowly it sounds like Gullible?

Writing Naruto fics are the easiest because the story and characters can be changed and improved so much.

"Tell people there's an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you. Tell them the paint is wet, and they still have to touch it to make sure."

"When someone yells stop, I don't know if it's in the name of love, it's hammer time, or if I should collaborate and listen."

"It doesn't matter how old I get, I'm still going to mentally sing the ABC's to see which letter comes next."

How to tell someone their breath stinks without hurting their feelings. "Well I'm bored, let's go brush our teeth!"

"Wow that guy in the skinny jeans looks really manly," said no one ever.

"I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds... People move out of the way much faster now."

I wish I were a glow worm 'cause a glow worms never glum. How can you be grumpy when the sun shines out of your bum!

Some things people on this site seem to get confused about:

People don't do thing unconsciously. That means you aren't awake. Pls stop saying this character did that thing unconsciously. What you are trying to say is that they did it subconsciously, meaning without thought, automatic, or instinctual.

Naruto was never chased by mobs. And he was never beaten by drunks.

There is no council in Konoha. The hokage has two advisers and often calls meetings among the senior shinobi. And he always has the last say. Konoha is a complete dictatorship.

No matter what, Naruto cannot hear the Kyuubi in his head. Minato's seal specifically prevents that. Also the seal is powered by the shinigami and the Kyuubi himself. It is hard to break.

Ramen does not stunt growth. It has the needed amount of meet and vegetables and grains. The only reason ramen is considered unhealthy is because of the excessive amounts of salt in it.

Dumbledore was not a manipulative bastard. He genuinely cared for Harry and wanted him to have at least some semblance of a childhood.

Ron is not an idiot. He is headstrong and firmly set in his beliefs but is very loyal to Harry. He has a very strategic mind and genuinely cares for people. He doesn't think things through though.

Snape is an awful person. He hates children and is genuinely cruel to them. He was brave for sure, just don't get his affection for Lily as any sort of redeeming trait. Yes he had a hard and sad life, this doesn't change the fact that he was a terrible human being.

Some quotes I like:

"Life is too deep for words, so don't try to describe it. Just live it." -C.S. Lewis

"Act justly, love kindness, walk humbly..." -Micah 6:8

"The philosophy of anarchy lies in empowering people to take control of their own lives and not on having others having power over them" -James Cox

"I never smoke in excess - that is, I smoke in moderation, only one cigar at a time." -Mark Twain

"Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it." -Mark Twain

"Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything it is poured on." -Mark Twain

"Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow." -Mark Twain

"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect." -Mark Twain

"Don't let schooling interfere with your education." -Mark Twain

"After all, to the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure." -Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter And the Sorcerer's Stone.

"...There will be a time when we must choose between what is easy and what is right." -Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter And The Goblet of Fire.