Hi my Name is Addles28

I am a guy who likes reading fanfiction
This profile is mainly for favouriting stories
I might write my own story but not at the moment

"I'm not evil. I'm just a bored person with a highly creative sense of humor."

I am a being of dynamic proportions, shaped like myself, as wide as I have width, and of my own height. Indeed, I am the greatest thing of least dimension you have never imagined, have the ability to change color in correspondence to the lighting of my environment, and macroscopically partake in cellular respiration on a daily basis. I am strong enough to defy the force of gravity for a grand total of one second. Every time I take a step, I generate earthquakes so powerful they must be recorded in negative numbers on the Richter magnitude scale. I am responsible for the genocide of millions of bacteria every hour. I am not afraid to bear my epidermis in public, and I deliberately expose myself to ultraviolet radiation for my own personal amusement. I have survived rhinovirus pandemics and ingested capsaicin with few negative results. Automatic doors open for me automatically. The universe revolves around me, relative to myself, should I choose to make myself the reference point of the universe, which I do. In my infinitely long life, as measured in infinitely small units of time, I have met between zero and a gazillion other beings of the same kind; most have had their own teeth.

Dear bullies,

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. You know that girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on makeup hoping people will like her. That boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you just made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor. That guy you just made fun of for crying?His mother is dying.