Hi I am an avid reader. I am yet to come up with an idea on a story. I have some running in my head but afraid I will not do the characters justice. I Love many movies and books and if I found ones and added them all to my favorites then I never be able to find what I looking for, and I am having a hard time as it is doing that now. I love Twilight, Harry Potter, The Secret Life of the American Teenager and Dirty Dancing just to name a few. Soon I will go through Fanfiction’s books and movies and TV shows and make a list of all of the ones I will read. I will promise you my followers to list them here on my profile. In Twilight I am not one side or the other I love both Edward and Jacob equally.

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

So you're saying that

I'm a loser because I don't want to be popular.
I'm a pansy because I don't ask every guy out.
I'm special because I act silly in public.
I'm a slut because I actually dance at...dances.
I'm nasty because I have a single zit on my face.
I'm a hippie because I'm not cool with violence.
I'm a whore because my boyfriend kisses me.
i'm a freak because I don't dress just like you.
I'm a bitch because I stand up for myself.
I'm a retard when I make a C on a test...
but a nerd when I make an A, or a B.
I'm anorexic because i forgot my lunch one day,
then next day, I'm fat because I ate all of it.
Can I tell you something, sweetheart?

Labels don't define me.

VERY SAD NEWS!
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.
The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.
Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, and the Hostess Twinkies. The grave site was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was considered a very smart cookie, but wasted much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough, and Dosey Dough; plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

TWILIGHT OATH:

I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to remember Rose
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful bronze hair
I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
I promise to despise the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes, I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know!!

If you have been diagnosed

with Obsessive Cullen

Disorder put this on your

profile if you've caught it too!

THE ALICE CULLEN POEM:

Dont mess with a Cullen,
Especially me.
I know whats a coming,
Its no mystery.

My blood runs cold,
My eyes are golden brown.
Im what you call immortal
My skills are world renown.

Im small, Im short,
Im really good at sport.

Im sweet, Im kind,
And jasper is all mine.

I sparkle like a diamond,
When Im in the sun.
I drive Italian sports cars,
Being a vamps so much fun

You ought to meet my family,
Theres no need to fear.
Instead of sucken humans,
We would prefer a deer.

Were not among the living,
So we dont need to sleep.
So, hey, lets through a party,
And come in Emmetts jeep.

I think a storm is brewing,
And Edwards really keen.
To through around a baseball,
Come and join the team.

Rose is really gorgeous,
But her tempers really bad.
But youll love Carlisle and Esme,
My vampire Mum and Dad.

The best thing I saw comin,
My sister Bella Swan.
They went to Isle Esme,
And now Nessie is born.

One thing we put up with,
For Nessies salvation.
Is Jakes stinky wolf pack,
Livin on the reservation.

Oh, yea, I see the future,
The world is set on fire.
And everyones talkin,
Bout the author Stephenie Meyer

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Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: Sexier, hotter and spicier Than You since 1901

And then there's

Bella Swan: Danger Magnet since 1987

If you think this next thing is incredibly cute and sweet, copy and paste it onto your profile.

Bella: Do I ever cross your mind?

Edward: No

Bella: Do you like me?

Edward: No

Bella: Do you want me?

Edward: No

Bella: Would you cry if I left?

Edward: No

Bella: Would you live for me?

Edward: No

Bella: Would you do anything for me?

Edward: No

Bella: Choose--me or your life

Edward: My life

Bella runs away in shock and pain and Edward runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

Goodbye

I went to a birthday party,

But I remembered what you said

You told me not to drink at all,

So I had a Sprite instead.

I felt proud of myself,

The way you said I would,

That I didn't chose to drink and drive,

Though some friends said I should

I knew I made a healthy choice and

And your advice to me was right

As the party Finlay ended,

And the kids drove out of site.

I got into my own car,

Sure to get home in one piece,

Never knowing what was coming,

Something i expected least.

Now I'm lying on the pavement.

I can hear the Policeman say,

"The kid that caused this wreck was drunk."

His voice seems far away.

My own blood was all around me,

As I try hard not to cry.

I can hear the paramedic say,

"This girl is going to die."

I'm sure the guy had no idea,

While he was flying high,

Because he chose to drink and drive,

That I would have to die.

So why do people do it,

Knowing that it ruins lives?

But now the pain is cutting me,

Like a hundred stabbing knives.

Tell my sister not to be afraid,

Tell Daddy to be brave,

And when i go to Heaven,

Put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.

Someone should have taught him,

That it's wrong to drink and drive.

Maybe if his Mom and Dad had,

I'd still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter,

I'm getting really scared.

These are my final moments,

And I'm so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me, Mom,

As i lay here and die,

But now all i have to say is,

I love you, and Goodbye

If you are against Drink Driving copy this onto your Profile

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We defended the Stone,

We found the Chamber,

We freed the Prisoner,

We were chosen by the Goblet,

We fought alongside the Order,

We learned from the Prince, and

We mastered the Hallows.

We are the Harry Potter generation.

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Copy and paste this onto your profile if you can read it

Jesus had no servants, yet they called Him Master.

Had no degree, yet they called Him Teacher.

Had no medicines, yet they called Him Healer.

He had no army, yet kings feared Him...

He won no military battles, yet He conquered the world.

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him.

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today.

IN CHEMISTRY, HE TURNED WATER TO WINE.

IN BIOLOGY, HE WAS BORN WITHOUT THE NORMAL CONCEPTION;

IN PHYSICS, HE DISPROVED THE LAW OF GRAVITY WHEN HE ASCENDED INTO HEAVEN;

IN ECONOMICS, HE DISPROVED THE LAW OF DIMINISHING RETURN

BY FEEDING 5000 MEN WITH TWO FISHES & 5 LOAVES OF BREAD;

IN MEDICINE, HE CURED THE SICK AND THE BLIND WITHOUT

ADMINISTERING A SINGLE DOSE OF DRUG,

IN HISTORY, HE IS THE BEGINNING AND THE END.

IN GOVERNMENT, HE SAID THAT HE SHALL BE CALLED WONDERFUL COUNSELOR, PRINCE OF PEACE

IN RELIGION, HE SAID NO ONE COMES TO THE FATHER EXCEPT THROUGH HIM.

He is the Greatest Man in History. Not from royal birth or the richest man or a celebrity.

He lived only 33yrs and died 2000yrs ago,

Yet even to this day people follow his teaching and still believe him.

Every person in the corner of the world knows him.

If you believe in God and in Jesus Christ His Son and The Holy Spirit, paste this in your Profile