So, here's the thing. I never update, simply because I lack inspiration outside of my head...ok, that sounded weird. More like I'm too lazy to put the effort into writing down what I think. And when I do write, it's always tragically short and probably overly dramatic. I blame my childhood.

"I think, therefore I get a headache."

"I smile because I have no idea what's going on."

"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."

"Death is life's way of telling you you're fired."

God put me on this Earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now, I am so far behind I will never die.

There are very few problems that cant be solved by using a large amount of explosives.

You know what! Earth sucks, I’m going home!

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you keep on talking

"What is this 'kindness' you speak of?"

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them!

"Somehow, in some way that was all your fault."

Retreating! Hell no, we're just attacking the other direction!

Organized people are just too lazy to look for things.

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

You're intoxicated by my very presence

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

-I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!

-If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

-Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

-Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

-Guns don’t kill people. Bullets kill people.

-'A B C D E F G, I will kill your family.'

A conclusion in what you reach when you get tired of thinking.

Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!

Normal people worry me.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

People say that I have totally lost it. I wasn't even aware I had it.

Circa 2017: Thinking about writing again. Most likely something from Mass Effect or Supergirl. Don't know yet. Apologies if anyone is left wanting over Close Quarters. Kind of lost my inspiration for any MShep/Kaidan. Really liking Liara and Miranda atm, then again, Supergirl kicks a lot of a*. Might do that.