I enjoy video games, fanfiction, anime, and yaoi. I'm currently in Florida.

Fav. shows:

Gravity Falls

D. Grey Man

High School of the Dead (say want you want if you ignore all the fan service, its actually well written)

Full Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood

Toriko

Ouran High School Host club

Teen Wolf

Ao no Exorcist

Nabari no Ou

Soul Eater

Black Butler

Fave pairings

NautoxHinata

ShikamaruxTemari

SasukexNaruto

KakashixIruka

KandaxAllen

TykixLavi

TakashixSaeko

Death the KidxCrona(either gender)

DerekxStiles

Rin O. x anyone

SebastionxCiel

You know... you just can't fix stupid. :)

THESE ARE ACTUAL COMPLAINTS FROM DISSATISFIED CUSTOMERS:

1. "I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local convenience store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts."

2. "Its lazy of the local shopkeepers in Puerto Vallarta to close in the afternoons. I often needed to buy things during siesta time -- this should be banned."

3. "On my holiday to Goa in India , I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don't like spicy food."

4. "We booked an excursion to a water park but no-one told us we had to bring our own swimsuits and towels. We assumed it would be included in the price."

5. "The beach was too sandy. We had to clean everything when we returned to our room."

6. "We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the sand as white but it was more yellow."

7. "They should not allow topless sunbathing on the beach. It was very distracting for my husband who just wanted to relax."

8. "No-one told us there would be fish in the water. The children were scared."

9. "Although the brochure said that there was a fully equipped kitchen, there was no egg-slicer in the drawers."

10. "We went on holiday to Spain and had a problem with the taxi drivers as they were all Spanish."

11. "The roads were uneven and bumpy, so we could not read the local guide book during the bus ride to the resort. Because of this, we were unaware of many things that would have made our holiday more fun."

12. "It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England . It took the Americans only three hours to get home. This seems unfair."

13. "I compared the size of our one-bedroom suite to our friends three-bedroom and ours was significantly smaller."

14. "The brochure stated: No hairdressers at the resort. We are trainee hairdressers and we think they knew and made us wait longer for service."

15. "When we were in Spain , there were too many Spanish people there. The receptionist spoke Spanish, the food was Spanish. No one told us that there would be so many foreigners."

16. "We had to line up outside to catch the boat and there was no air-conditioning."

17. "It is your duty as a tour operator to advise us of noisy or unruly guests before we travel."

18. "I was bitten by a mosquito. The brochure did not mention mosquitoes."

AND...the best one of all:

19. "My fiancée and I requested twin-beds when we booked, but instead we were placed in a room with a king bed. We now hold you responsible and want to be re-reimbursed for the fact that I became pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked."

BEWARE...THEY WALK AMONG US

The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?' - http://

I know the voices in my head aren't real... but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome! - http://

Store sign: Why go somewhere else and waste your money? Come here! - http://

Whomever tries to drown their sorrows by drinking should know one thing: they know how to swim! - http://

When you fall, I will be there to catch you - With love, the floor. - http://

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study. - http://

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did-in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car.