Hey I'm just a one from a million fangirls. I love Hiccup!Whump so much so if someone knows a name of a story please PM me. IF YOU THINK HICCUP IS A MASTER OF SASS, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE! Six Truths in Life 1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time: a physical imposibility 2. All idiots, after reading this will try it 3. And discover that it's a lie 4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot. 5. You will soon post this on your profile for another idiot to see. 6. There is still a stupid smile on your face. ;) NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast NORMAL PEOPLE: say "OMG!" NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings NORMAL PEOPLE: say "shut up or I'll tell on you!" HTTYD FANS: say "shut up or my dragon will burn you!" NORMAL PEOPLE: think that HTTYD fans are crazy NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell "HELP ME SOMEBODY!" NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation NOMAL PEOPLE: say "Oh my Gosh" NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile NORMAL PEOPLE: On a bad day will say "Today is just not my day." NORMAL PEOPLE: Hear a shriek and ignore it HTTYD FANS: hear a shriek and yell "NIGHT FURY! GET DOWN!" NORMAL PEOPLE: see a mini Toothless figurine and say "eh, it's just a piece of plastic" NORMAL PEOPLE: when asked what they need while fighting a dragon will say a weapon NORMAL PEOPLE: don't know the stats for the different dragons HTTYD FANS: Deadly Nadder: Speed 8, Armor 16. Hideous Zippleback: plus 11, stealth x2. Monstrous Nightmare: firepower 15. Terrible Terror: Attack 8, venom 12. Gronckle: jaw strength 8 (thank you, Fishlegs) NORMAL PEOPLE: When asked how to defeat a dragon without killing it will not know. HTTYD FANS: will instantly know to show them an eel, scratched them under their chin, give them some dragon-nip or reflect the light off something to let them chase it. Normal people: will buy maybe the plushies from the HTTYD merchandise or nothing at all. NORMAL PEOPLE: saw the HTTYD movie once in the cinema and maybe once at home. NORMAL PEOPLE: whistle a popular song while they work NORMAL PEOPLE: don't REALLY care when the third movie is released. NORMAL PEOPLE: will give whatever they can to people as gifts NORMAL PEOPLE: when telling someone to change their ways, will be nice about it. NORMAL PEOPLE: "Astrid? Don't you mean 'asteroid'?" NORMAL PEOPLE: when in danger, "we ain't gonna live!" NORMAL PEOPLE: will 'keep calm and carry on' NORMAL PEOPLE: won't really care what they use for a belt buckle Normal people: if you want to get yourself killed, jump off a cliff or stab yourself or something NORMAL PEOPLE: wisest quote - 'Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is to not stop questioning' - Albert Einstein 000000000 FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS FRIENDS: Will comfort you when she rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask her, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when she breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call her up and whisper, "You will die in seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your princess. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps her and brings her to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up! FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Mate drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste! FRIENDS: Would read ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this. |
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