Hey I'm Freerunner! But you may refer to me as Veronica. However both are just pen names.

Things you should know about me:

My birthday is April 14

I am a pyromaniac

I have a sign that hangs in my room saying "I know I'm insane, And your point is?"

I Have a weird process for writing that includes: Three large packs of Oreo's, two pounds of Chocolate, a six pack of Mountain Dew, and murder mystery tv shows.

I am a addicted fan of anything I find interesting, that usually contains a lot of high powered explosions.

I may be a teen, but I am a avid Power Rangers fan. You got a problem, then don't read those stories...

My Patronus is a Horse! Like the badass fangirl Ginny!

My Animanus is a Wolf! Protective and loyal to my friends...

I am going to start posting stories again soon, although I will not have a set update schedule since I am still in school, and have the attention span of a small mouse.i

I'm currently looking for a beta reader! Anyone interested please PM me!

I'm on Deviantart! Check me out! http:///

I have a Fairy Tail Forum! Check it out here: Fairy Tail Archives: An Extened Universe

Freerunner out! Peace!

The Cult of Veronica

Is sanity boring you to tears, order making you wish for something new, or chaos leaving you wishing for solid ground to stand on?

Look no further for support than the Cult of Veronica!

Our illustrious and benevolent Queen-Goddess of Order within Chaos and Chaos within Order will get you back onto your feet in no time!

Application is free and the workload is minimal, with more time allowed to contemplate your inner troll!

FAQ:

Is there a selection process?

Yes, yes there is! All applicants are required to fill out the paperwork and attend a bi-annual psyche evaluation. Veronica does like chaotic cultists, but she prefers those who are at least somewhat sane.

Is there a limit to the chaos or order I can spread?

No there is not! The only rules within the cult are no human/creature/animal experimentation on the other members without the subject's express permission, attend all of your psyche evals religiously, and try to keep from murdering each other in the hallways because we only clean them every other week and it's a pain in the ass to get bloodstains off the tile and out of the carpets. All members are actually required to submit monthly calls home to assure your status if you are off the cult world, and contribute to the Universal Marauder's Map if you make a new discovery.

Is there an hierarchy?

Hierarchy status depends on the level of chaotic power you can overall achieve! Our gracious leader stands at the top, her two vice presidents stand just below her, and the inner circle stands just below them. To achieve access to the inner circle one must have a chaos power quotient to understand how 7 x 453 = magic mushrooms and the ability to go toe to toe with Q for five minutes in an all out chaos battle!

Are Heroes and Villains eligible to join?

All are welcome to apply to join our ranks! Very few are ever turned away, except in the cases of those who have done that which is considered unforgivable by our laws.

Are we required to listen to anyone or take orders?

There are currently three people that our illustrious leader respects enough to listen to. Upon encountering any of the three, it is recommended although not required that you listen to them. All three are highly intelligent, semi to fully immortal, and have previous experience in subduing powerful chaotic beings.

Will there be cookies?

No, no there will not. We are not the Dark Side. We are the Chaos Side, we have unlimited alibies not cookies. We do have dessert every night after dinner however!

FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTH!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England)Anime895(USA), Starwatcher-shadow (Belgium), icyprincess1 (USA), Marshmellowtime (USA), Fury-Writer-17 (USA) Verdigurl ( New Zealand ) justiceintheworldofhp-yearight (USA), IronhideFan1993 (UK) Elhini Prime (USA) Freerunner4427 (USA)

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!

7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

8. WORLD DOMINATION! BEST reason!

REASONS TO JOIN THE CHAOS SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We may not have cookies, but we do have unlimited alibis!

2. We don't have recruitment bunnies, we have universal trolls.

3. You get an awesome hood that only shows your lower face and glowing eyes when you shark smile.

4. You get a really terrifying cackle of doom! This cackle calls other trolls to your side!

5. You get to troll the good guys and the bad guys! It's always funny to see them freak out!

6. One Word: PARTNERS! Equals in the craft to bounce your ideas off of, and to help you set up your pranks!

7. Hammer space! Unlimited access to your own personal hammer space! Never be caught without your supplies again!

8. REVILLING IN THE UTTER CONFUSION! Laugh your ass off at the manipulator's face when they realize it was YOU the whole time!

Funny (Yet Random) Things!! (COPY AND PASTE TO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD SOMETHING NEW TO THE LIST!)

I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy!

When life gives you lemons throw then back and demand vodka.

Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep-- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence, because of something that happened yesterday.

"God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman." - Adela Rodgers St. Johns

"Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown

“When there's a will, I want to be in it.” – Unknown

When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!

Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

Shit fire and save matches (ha ha!!)

Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobic - Fear of long words.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen.

Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

Borrow money from pessimists- they don't expect to get it back!

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that can't.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything that you say will be misquoted and distorted, and then used against you.

A friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend laughs, trips you again, and laughs harder.

The Ferret bird exists right?

No body move! I dropped my brain...

Gingers have souls, Their just not theirs..

Turaaaash bags! I want turaaaash bags! I want 'em! I want 'em!...Trash bag? Gimme Trash bag!

I'm inspired, interrupt my train of thought and I'll stab you.

What's this thing you call normal? Is it contagious?! OMG!! Don't touch me I might catch your NORMAL!!!

Person 1 "What have you been eating, rocks?" Person 2 "Why? Is your head missing some?"

When life gives you lemons, make orange juice, then sit back and watch them spaz out as they try to figure out how you did it.

I have a sign that says "I know I'm insane, and your point is?"

I've got a jar of dirt! Guess whats in it!!!!

Where's the 'thump thump?'

Best friends are aware of how stupid you are, but still choose to be seen in public with you.

Most learn by observation. Some learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually touch the fire to see if it is hot.

We're not retreating! We're advancing in another direction!

Heaven doesn't want me there and Hell knows I'll take over.

STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the body's desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.

Handyman's law: cut to fit, beat into place.

He who talks by the yard and thinks by the inch deserves to be kicked by the foot.

Work now, make others work later.

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

I read somewhere that speaking in front of a crowd is the number one fear for an average person. Number two is death. That means if you have to be at a funeral, you'd rather be in the casket than doing the eulogy.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep... not screaming, like the passengers in his car!

Men think one of three things at any given time: I want a sandwich, I want a woman, or I want a woman who can make me a sandwich.

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.

Who ever said diamonds are a girl's best friend, knew nothing of blackmail.

Heaven didn't want me, Hell knew I'd take over. I gave Hades a heart attack, and Osiris wouldn't bother, so they shipped me to Valhalla. I kicked Odin's ass...

Ways to tell you’re a Transformer's fan:

1. You cuss at Decepticons in the movie (Even when i'm not alone...)

2. You laugh every time someone does something funny, even though you've seen it a gazzilion times (Heck Yeah!)

3. You memorize quotes "Slaggen punk aft Decepticons..."

4. You cuss at annoying people in the movies (One word, Simmons...)

5. You dream of Transformers "Oh hell yeah! Bring on Galloway! I still want to push him out of the plane myself!"

6. You dream of your favorite Autobot being your guardian (Sideswipe! we could go on a Pranking Spree!)

7. You think of Transformer's 75% of the day "I even dream I'm an Autobot!"

8. You buy journals to write your Transformer's stories in "In the past year, four, and counting..."

9. You look at the sky and dream of an Autobot or Decepticon landing in your pool. "Lol, I could see that happening to Suntreaker!"

10. Your friends think you need therapy because of how much you talk about Transformers "They already think I'm insane enough"

If you've ever cried when listening to Transformers music...

If you've ever sworn to be an Autobot/Decepticon... (Autobot all the way!!!!!!)

If you've ever compared a guy to a Transformer... "I would rather love a guy with the same sense of humor that Sideswipe and Crosshairs has"

If you still read fanfics and watch the films even when people call you a nerd... "If they call me nerd, they better start running..."

If you broke your heart when your favorite one died... (I wanted to jump in the screen and off old Bucket helm myself!!!!)

... and cheered like Hell itself had fallen when they returned to life! (Optimus Prime, rolling like a badass back from the dead)

... Post this, fellow Transfan, and know that we are more than meets the eye.

You Might Be An Author If...

1. Every time you hear a song, you think of a new story or one you've already written. (Yes)

2. You have the last chapters of a story done before even thinking of the characters names. (Yes. Bad habit...)

3. You often imagine your books becoming movies. (the grey wolves series...)

4. Spell check is your best friend. (No doubt.)

5. You give even the smallest of characters a huge background. (Yes, I tend to go overboard)

6. You hesitate before killing off one of your favorite characters. (Yes, but I always find a way to bring my favorite characters back!!!!)

7. You smile really big when you're gonna finally write a character love scene. (Er……… ehehehe……)

8. Every time you read something, you make your own story of the same thing. (Yes.)

9. You'll spend an hour trying to find one word cause you won't dare use a synonym. (Ha! Thank you, spell check!)

10. Not being able to write is like not being able to pee to you... you just can't hold it in for so long. (*nods*)

11. You write so fast, you leave out words in a sentence. (Multiple times...)

12. You have to tell at least one person your whole story before it's even written. (I have fellow authors to bounce ideas off of)

13. Things that are written bad annoy you and make you want to re-write it better. (YES!!!!! EVERY. TIME. People need grammar/spelling lessons! (no offense.))

14. You laugh at jokes you wrote yourself. (yes actually, I am a good prankster...)

15. You can spell words like 'troublesome' but can't spell 'the' half the time. (Are you kidding? 'Rhe' is hte… yeah…)

16. If you're not writing or typing, your fingers are moving constantly. (I find myself tapping an invisible keyboard)

17. You talk to yourself... constantly. (I'm not crazy. WELL, maybe a little bit...)

18. You forget what day it is when you're writing. (It's Sunday. Earlier I thought it was Thursday.)

19. When you have to write some sort of story in class, you get carried away. (WAIT? This was an assignment? I thought it was the beginning of my new book?)

20. You would rather die than use words like 'good' or 'nice' and etc. (Yup!)

21. You put off the last chapter of a story simply because you don't want it to end. (*sighs* Yes. Yes I do.)

22. You start to cry when writing about a death or other depressing events you knew was coming, and you are the one writing it. (I reduced myself to tears...)

23. When on a roll, you will ignore hunger, sleepiness, or the urge to pee until you run out of ideas. (two days... a six pack of mountain dew, and a pack of heresy's chocolate bars... no sleep for me until I get the chapter done... )

24. If a story, movie, show, etc. finishes without closure, you have a powerful need to write a suitable ending. (uh-huh.)

25. You like to fidget, tap, or chew on the tip of something when you are trying to come up with a new sentence, paragraph, chapter, or story. (I tap my foot)

26. You are in love with the Thesaurus. (HELL NO!!!!)

27. You dream about your stories. (yup)

28. You dream of new stories. (Dreams and daydreams)

29. You often revisit some of your old stories. (almost every day)

30. Someone can call your name twenty times without you hearing if you're writing. (It's a talent developed from multiple pairs of headphones, and seven younger cousins...)

Found this a little bit ago while digging through my art supplies

The Storyteller's Creed

I believe that imagination is stronger than knowledge...

That myth is more potent than history...

That dreams are more powerful than facts...

That hope always triumphs over experience...

That laughter is the only cure for grief...

And I believe that love, is stronger than death...

This is the code I live by, because in the end, we are all Storytellers...

Copy paste and add your name if you are a Storyteller... Freerunner4427

Bored as hell right now since my state is under quarantine. Ask me anything!