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 Sup peoples! Not lots and lots to tell, but I hope to get a few stories out soon enough. Maybe when I finally have some free time. Yeah, right. Random facts time! Age: starts with... a number! Gender: Potato (Sexy Potato) Favorite Song (currently): Hall of Fame - The Script Favorite Quote: "I didn't do it, you can't prove anything, I have an alibi with twenty-seven (cough) excuse me, twenty-eight people who will swear that I haven't left this bar since I got here at three." Weirdest Food Cravings: Nutella on a pickle. I will be writing soon, hopefully something will turn out halfway decent. I'm a fan of entirely too many things, but mainly I will be writing about a cool idea that strikes me. |
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Relic of the Future by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Victory can prove bitter, especially when you're the only one alive to see it. With the world in chaos and everyone he ever loved dead, Jaune Arc makes a deal with the devil for one last chance to go back and change it all. But devils don't play by the same rules as humans, and Salem never did say how far back he'd go. Or how much deeper the war between her and Ozpin really went.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 116 - Words: 809,865 - Reviews: 17678 - Favs: 7,468 - Follows: 8,053 - Updated: 7/25 - Published: 3/10/2018 - Ozpin, Jaune A., Salem, Team STRQ
Linked in Life and Love by l OmegaInfinity l reviews
A single intimate night together... and it lead to so much more. Follow as Team RWBY dive into a relationship none of them could have imagined, trying to make sense of their new situation, as well as deal with the reactions of the people around them. All the while facing White Fang drama, family secrets, and most devastating of all: homework. Pollination, with no Enabler.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 79 - Words: 458,859 - Reviews: 3508 - Favs: 2,972 - Follows: 3,408 - Updated: 7/22 - Published: 12/24/2015 - [Blake B., Ruby R., Weiss S., Yang X.L.]
Harry Potter and the Prince of Slytherin by The Sinister Man reviews
Harry Potter was Sorted into Slytherin after a crappy childhood. His brother Jim is believed to be the BWL. Think you know this story? Think again. Year Four starts on 9/1/20. NO romantic pairings prior to Fourth Year. Basically good Dumbledore and Weasleys. Limited bashing (mainly of James).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 138 - Words: 1,091,823 - Reviews: 14936 - Favs: 13,635 - Follows: 15,468 - Updated: 7/20 - Published: 4/17/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., Theodore N.
To Depart and Remain by n0t0k reviews
Izuku dies before All Might can save him from the sludge villain. Yet, despite this rather unfortunate setback, Izuku still manages to become a hero.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 89,726 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 1,274 - Follows: 1,626 - Updated: 7/15 - Published: 1/19/2018 - Izuku M., 1-A Students
Uzumaki by AlmostElectric reviews
Uchiha Satsuki, avenger, doesn't love anything, or anyone. Not revenge, not tomatoes, and definitely – definitely! – not Uzumaki Naruto. But when she winds up on a genin team with him, she realises there's more to his smile than teeth and sunshine. Female!Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 42 - Words: 214,806 - Reviews: 3084 - Favs: 5,169 - Follows: 5,765 - Updated: 7/11 - Published: 3/3/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Ino Y.
Darth Vader: Hero of Naboo by AkumaKami64 reviews
The Force often works in strange ways. That was never truer when Darth Vader, not Anakin Skywalker, found himself on Naboo during the Trade Federation occupation. How is the Republic to react to a Sith Lord that has committed no crime and is aiding Queen Amidala? And did I mention Vader wasn't the only one brought along the ride? No, it's not Luke or Leia.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 96,968 - Reviews: 3472 - Favs: 8,552 - Follows: 10,363 - Updated: 7/7 - Published: 1/12/2016 - Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker, Qui-Gon J., Padmé Amidala
This Bites! by Xomniac reviews
Sea Kings, sea-sickness, sunburns, a 95% genocidal Navy and more than a million and one other assorted ways to die. It's official: Being inserted into an anime sucks ass... Buuut I guess it could be worse. I mean, look on the bright side: At least I'm sailing with the future king of the pirates. (Self-Insert)
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 85 - Words: 1,735,247 - Reviews: 7914 - Favs: 6,974 - Follows: 6,600 - Updated: 7/6 - Published: 9/19/2015 - Straw Hats P., OC
The Holy Man of The Church Creek by Parcasious reviews
He was an anomaly not meant to be in this world, yet fate would deem otherwise. After all, the fate of the world just may hang in the balance.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 58 - Words: 370,591 - Reviews: 8163 - Favs: 7,604 - Follows: 8,396 - Updated: 7/4 - Published: 3/16/2016 - Shirō E.
Ashes of the Past by Saphroneth reviews
Time travel, based on the Anime. So, the world ended. That's bad news. Who best to get to fix it? Well, there is this guy with a track record in world saving... Not entirely serious. T rating may be overdoing it.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 301 - Words: 1,919,469 - Reviews: 16324 - Favs: 8,310 - Follows: 7,578 - Updated: 7/4 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu
The Inevitability of Oversight by Anne Camp aka Obi-quiet reviews
Anakin has been at the temple for a while now and his life seems to have stabilized, mostly. No small feat for a time-traveling former Sith. But, even with support from those who know, this tentative balance can't last. It's only a matter of time, and with Sidious involved, he can only prepare and hope; not something he's exactly good at. Sequel to Dangers of Foresight
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 99,897 - Reviews: 910 - Favs: 1,954 - Follows: 2,595 - Updated: 7/2 - Published: 7/13/2018 - Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker, E. Palpatine, Siri T.
Heroes, Dreams, and Destiny by Lord of Penguin reviews
With his final breath, he destroyed the Holy Grail. Devoid of purpose after discarding his ideals, he laid down to die. Through the work of fate Emiya Shirou does not die, but instead awakes in a new world. Now, he who no longer wishes to be a hero will have to forge his path once again in a world in need of heroes.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 317,107 - Reviews: 2749 - Favs: 6,082 - Follows: 7,548 - Updated: 6/7 - Published: 1/26/2017 - Shirō E., Ruby R., Team RWBY, Team JNPR
Barefoot by Zaxaramas reviews
Harry has the ability to learn the history of any object he touches, whether he wants to or not.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 55 - Words: 153,499 - Reviews: 3083 - Favs: 10,502 - Follows: 12,675 - Updated: 5/24 - Published: 7/7/2015 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Better Left Unsaid by Kenchi618 reviews
Mizuki never got to shoot his mouth off at Naruto the night he took the Scroll of Seals. Other than skipping a half-manic monologue from him what exactly did this change for everyone's favorite blonde ninja? Who knows? Rated M for language/later events.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 80 - Words: 1,033,856 - Reviews: 9911 - Favs: 14,673 - Follows: 13,897 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 12/14/2010 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.] Team Ten
Path of the King by Neoalfa reviews
"With swords that aren't yours, with skills that aren't yours, for dreams that aren't yours. Your entire existence is a lie!" - "Then I'll show you that even fake dreams can become reality." A different choice, a different path, a different FATE. Shirou/Multi
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 423,905 - Reviews: 6116 - Favs: 9,183 - Follows: 9,769 - Updated: 5/17 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Shirō E., Caster
A Demon Lord's Hero by Fahad09 reviews
When I sold my soul to the Devil, I thought I was prepared for anything. I wasn't. I didn't expect him to be a her. Or dressed up as a magical girl carrying a pink wand tipped with a cheerful yellow star. Her being a prankster however didn't come as much of a surprise. You know, the Bible would have been a whole lot more interesting if they included stuff like this. Complete AU
Crossover - Fate/stay night & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 403,245 - Reviews: 6704 - Favs: 10,216 - Follows: 10,372 - Updated: 5/12 - Published: 9/22/2014 - Shirō E.
Go Away I'm Watching Porn by Third Fang reviews
Issei Hyoudou is the Sekiryutei. Not many people knew how powerful he is, or what he's done. And he's perfectly fine with that. He's done with people. All he wants to do is sit back, relax, and watch porn without being bothered by school or homework or devils or fallen angels or annoying conspiracies and why the hell won't they just leave him alone already! Perv OP Issei Harem.
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 257,948 - Reviews: 1990 - Favs: 5,224 - Follows: 5,839 - Updated: 5/11 - Published: 1/22/2017 - H. Issei
The Windmill Turns Both Ways by Blaizekit reviews
12-year-old Naruto often dreams about the future, but when he is launched four years into it, not everything is as he envisioned. The Fourth World War is just around the corner, and Akatsuki is more dangerous than ever. But hiding and doing nothing has never been Naruto's style. To change the course of history, he searches for the truth about the future, and a way back to the past.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 193,575 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 1,788 - Follows: 1,472 - Updated: 5/3 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Naruto U., Orochimaru, Obito U., Team Seven - Complete
Son of the Western Sea by Mac Ceallach reviews
All myths are true. Outside the borders of Western Civilization lies the rest of the world. After the Second Olympian War, a restless Percy Jackson sails for the horizon, and never stops. AU after The Last Olympian. Percy x various mythological figures, het and slash.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 104,561 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 2,954 - Follows: 3,020 - Updated: 4/27 - Published: 1/21/2014 - Percy J., Poseidon, Apollo, Athena
Confession by Scandinavian Sensation reviews
Sometimes, the scariest moments aren't your own. A few of Class 1-A's students learn that Midoriya almost didn't make it to UA with them, and the people you thought you knew, aren't always the same as they appear. Under a star-lit night sky, Midoriya confesses his nightmares and where they originate from. Theme(s): suicidal themes mentioned
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,728 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 1,834 - Follows: 1,674 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 9/9/2017 - Izuku M., Tenya I., Momo Y., Denki K.
Come Together by mhwright reviews
Tsuna realizes that he's not just unlucky; he's being targeted. He has to figure out how to protect himself and his friends much earlier than before. Pre-Reborn canon divergence. Rating may go up later for language.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 111,047 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 12/30/2019 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Synchronicity by slexenskee reviews
Ever since the seal broke, Naruto's life has changed. He's been thrust into ANBU: he's starting to lose sight of which half is him and which half is his demon, he can't seem to find his way back to team seven, and he's been having these weird dreams - with a sky wrenched apart by a broken moon, a man with a staff, and a version of him with glowing, nine-tomoe eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 149,489 - Reviews: 1732 - Favs: 3,448 - Follows: 3,619 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Naruto U., Yugao U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Yamato
The Long Way Around by redgrass-and-silvertrees reviews
Izuku has wanted to be a hero his whole life but has been told it's hopeless without a quirk. Fed up with society's discriminations, Izuku is determined to become Japan's first quirkless hero, even if that means taking the long way around. AU.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 156,310 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 1,634 - Follows: 1,454 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 12/17/2017 - Izuku M., Toshinori Y./All Might, OC, 1-A Students - Complete
Hindsight Is Not Perfect by Anne Camp aka Obi-quiet reviews
Paved with good intentions or not, the road back from Hell is a difficult, slippery slope for those who choose to walk it as Anakin has. Now he has to face the consequences of his choices, avoid suspicion of everyone from the Jedi Council to Palpatine and try to prevent the future from turning out as badly Before all while somehow finding a way to balance the Force...again! REVAMP
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,239 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 3,215 - Follows: 1,344 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Fairy Dance of Death by Catsy reviews
AU reboot of the entire SAO storyline, beginning from the premise that Kayaba Akihiko was obsessed with magic and Norse Mythology rather than swords and pure melee. As a result, he created the Death Game of Alfheim Online rather than the floating castle of Aincrad—a world in which PvP is not a crime, and the nine player races are in competition to escape. **SPOILERS IN REVIEWS**
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 696,161 - Reviews: 2574 - Favs: 4,426 - Follows: 4,563 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y., Klein/Ryoutarou T., Argo
Service with a Smile by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
When Jaune's forged transcripts were rebuffed, his only option was to return home in disgrace or forge a new life in Vale. Opening a diner was an impetuous decision, being good at it a stroke of luck. Becoming the favourite haunt for students, teachers and criminals alike…? That was neither, but it sure did keep things interesting. Wasn't the civilian life supposed to be easier?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 62 - Words: 413,348 - Reviews: 8657 - Favs: 8,477 - Follows: 8,560 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 8/8/2017 - Jaune A. - Complete
Forged Destiny by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Jaune had always dreamed of being a Hero, of being someone. But dreams were just that; for in the world of Remnant the Class you are born with determines your fate. Jaune was born a Blacksmith, and thus that was his destiny. But when a strange opportunity allows him to change that, can a simple Blacksmith become something more within the Beacon Academy for Heroes?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 157 - Words: 1,109,953 - Reviews: 16454 - Favs: 6,712 - Follows: 6,540 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 7/11/2016 - Ruby R., Blake B., Jaune A. - Complete
Hurricane Suite by Dr. Snakes MD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto grew up with lofty goals, guts, and determination. Instincts of a born fighter made him grow; duty to his home drove him. As the battle lines begin to blur, he must find a way to reconcile all he's ever known with the man he hopes to become. Large AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 189,969 - Reviews: 2373 - Favs: 6,017 - Follows: 6,032 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Naruto U.
Chroma Diamonds by senpaitoldmeno reviews
In which no mafia-hired tutors were sent when Tsunayoshi turned thirteen, the Decimo Vongola sees no reason to involve the CEDEF head's brat if he can help it, and leaving a Sky at loose ends was probably not the best decision ever made. very eventual 27selfcest, 27R; parallel universes; mirrored on AO3 work# 17361878
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 221,906 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 9/3/2016 - [Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Reborn] Disciplinary Committee
Seventh Slip Backward by Esparia reviews
If you are the only one to remember something, did it still happen? Time travel doesn't always work the first time, it doesn't even always work the second time; Naruto knows this well. Going back to live through your childhood again is a small price to pay to avoid the end of the world...if he ever succeeds, that is. Thankfully, he's not as alone in this adventure as he assumes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 134,722 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 1,238 - Follows: 1,622 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 12/6/2014 - Naruto U., Shisui U.
Lighting Up the Dark by Velorien reviews
AU inspired by an omake in HPMOR. 12 years ago, the Fourth Hokage gave his life to seal Kyubey, the Nine-Brained Demon Fox, into the infant Naruto. Now, the time has come for a smarter, more creative Naruto to take on a world in which quick thinking and a solid grasp of strategy are worth a dozen rare techniques, and a brilliant mind can challenge even the deepest darkness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 180,033 - Reviews: 1110 - Favs: 2,078 - Follows: 2,483 - Updated: 12/31/2019 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Naruto U.
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 200,216 - Reviews: 8343 - Favs: 14,792 - Follows: 15,889 - Updated: 12/25/2019 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Laughing All the Way to London by JacobApples reviews
Harry is a single father trying to raise his godson, Teddy. Unable to ensure his son's safety in the wizarding world he goes into hiding in the muggle one. But one trip to London will undo all of his precautions. Thrown back to the past, Harry finds himself falling into the arms of a woman who once spared his life. No paradox, Light/Badass Harry. T/M rated. Update late Summer 2020.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 25 - Words: 100,770 - Reviews: 2575 - Favs: 5,652 - Follows: 7,633 - Updated: 12/24/2019 - Published: 1/8/2019 - [Harry P., Narcissa M.] Teddy L.
To Live and Breathe and Live Again by FruitPastilles reviews
Tsuna was eleven when he was hit by a car and walked away from the incident unscathed. He was twelve, when he fell from his bedroom window and woke to his mother's frantic face with nothing to show for his fall. He was thirteen when he realised he couldn't quite die. Then he turned fourteen and a baby in a suit showed up and nothing else is quite the same.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,665 - Reviews: 1560 - Favs: 5,134 - Follows: 5,766 - Updated: 11/7/2019 - Published: 6/23/2015 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Jaune Arc Story: Game of The Wizard by Mugen no Tenma reviews
Jaune Arc is a Huntsman-in-Training from the prestigious Arc family. He wants to be a Hero of Justice, but he was just a plain man, he hasn't even unlocked his Semblance yet! However, everything in his life was changed when he encountered a mysterious man who called himself a 'Wizard'… (Crossover with The Gamer and Nasuverse Elements) Strong!Jaune. Image by nuricombat.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 356,819 - Reviews: 982 - Favs: 2,233 - Follows: 2,595 - Updated: 11/1/2019 - Published: 12/4/2016 - Ozpin, Jaune A., Raven B., Team RWBY
Harry The HufflePuff 4 by BajaB reviews
Not going to school would have been way too much effort, and besides, Harry had promised that since last year was a bit boring, he was going to not try to avoid everything this year..
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,753 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 2,994 - Follows: 3,586 - Updated: 10/14/2019 - Published: 3/10/2018 - Complete
The Unseen Hunt by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Jaune was only worried about two things in life; graduating from high school and dodging his hated bully. He didn't care about the supernatural, nor believe in it. But a chance encounter with a mysterious girl in red will open his eyes to a world that lives beside our own, a dangerous and deadly secret. But beware, child, for eyes once opened to the truth may never again be closed.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 293,972 - Reviews: 3238 - Favs: 2,519 - Follows: 2,736 - Updated: 10/13/2019 - Published: 9/23/2018 - Jaune A. - Complete
Freudian by Fabulist reviews
*AU* Flynn Rider's terms of parole include going to therapy, and they don't expressly forbid hanging around with that one awkward graffiti girl.
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 67,259 - Reviews: 1428 - Favs: 2,006 - Follows: 1,815 - Updated: 8/16/2019 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Flynn R., Rapunzel
Harry Potter Without Harry Potter by slythernim reviews
Suppose Tom Riddle never bothers to show mercy, and Harry Potter dies with his parents? What would that mean for the world, to have no Boy-Who-Lived to save them? ("A couple of stubborn kids" just doesn't have the same ring to it.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 120,128 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 824 - Updated: 8/5/2019 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Neville L., Ron W.
The Archeologist by Racke reviews
After having worked for over a decade as a Curse Breaker, Harry wakes up in an alternate time-line, in a grave belonging to Rose Potter. Fem!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 91,563 - Reviews: 708 - Favs: 3,517 - Follows: 2,436 - Updated: 7/19/2019 - Published: 6/23/2019 - Harry P. - Complete
Easier than Falling Asleep by JacobApples reviews
Harry is struck with the killing curse and wakes up the day of the Last Task. This story will be the Order of The Phoenix if Harry had been a bit wiser and Luna a more present character. No time Paradox and no godmoding. Slow build up. Also, the tanslation in French is available by Eohwel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 108,495 - Reviews: 2977 - Favs: 6,435 - Follows: 4,575 - Updated: 6/11/2019 - Published: 3/14/2018 - [Harry P., Luna L.] - Complete
Fighting Smart by Jiu-jitsu dude reviews
Winter: You want to be a player and not a piece? Start thinking like one. Being mean isn't enough, you have to use your head. You need to fight smart. Art courtesy of CHE3ZY.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 188,725 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 997 - Follows: 1,103 - Updated: 6/4/2019 - Published: 5/3/2018 - [Yang X.L., Jaune A.] Winter S., Qrow B. - Complete
Patriot's Dawn by Dr. Snakes MD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto was born to be a shinobi. He was supposed to be a killer; a protector of unparalleled skill. His lineage and the demon in his gut ensured that. In canon, his growth was stunted. In here, he had a reason to be strong. He has to survive. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 216,363 - Reviews: 3418 - Favs: 9,385 - Follows: 8,945 - Updated: 3/26/2019 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Reclamation of Black Magic by ShayaLonnie reviews
Harry Potter's family isn't only at Number 4 Privet Drive. Unaware to even Dumbledore, an upheaval is approaching. The Ancient and Noble House of Black is reclaiming their power and changing the future of the magical world. *Updated Sporadically—Not Abandoned*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 199,026 - Reviews: 8360 - Favs: 11,218 - Follows: 15,344 - Updated: 3/14/2019 - Published: 7/19/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Dorea Black/Potter
Shinji and Warhammer40k by Charles Bhepin reviews
Shinji Ikari finds a boxful of insanity and becomes even more unhinged than before. Somehow, this is A Good Thing. As the grim dark future melts into stark bleak present, upon a throne of tropes humanity might find the savior it so requires. [story RESUMING]
Crossover - Evangelion & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 791,067 - Reviews: 2012 - Favs: 3,466 - Follows: 2,661 - Updated: 3/1/2019 - Published: 11/11/2007
Broken Reflections by JacobApples reviews
Harry remembers the mirror Sirius gave him in the fifth book and realizes Voldemort is in his mind. Fed up with his circumstances he takes matters into his own and hands with an unforeseen fallout. Marauders age, No time Paradox. Hedwig Forever. Update Winter 2021 with the next movie.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 77,307 - Reviews: 1540 - Favs: 3,210 - Follows: 4,208 - Updated: 2/16/2019 - Published: 6/21/2018 - [Harry P., Andromeda T.] Sirius B., James P.
White Sheep by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Every family has its odd member, the one that doesn't fit. Jaune was just that, the black sheep. He had always wanted to be the hero, to be a Huntsman. But when your name is Jaune Salem Arc - Prince of the Grimm - and your mother is understandably against the idea, what is a young man to do? Why, run away to attend Beacon in pursuit of a dream, of course. What could go wrong?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 104 - Words: 811,331 - Reviews: 12566 - Favs: 6,710 - Follows: 6,370 - Updated: 2/14/2019 - Published: 12/25/2016 - Jaune A. - Complete
The Paths Diverge by Vaneria Potter reviews
Because there was NO WAY leaving a toddler on a doorstep in the middle of a winter night could POSSIBLY go wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,057 - Reviews: 1970 - Favs: 7,278 - Follows: 2,402 - Updated: 1/23/2019 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
A New World, The Story Of A Lost Shinobi by Lanky Nathan reviews
A different custom. A different language. A different time. A different dimension. Damnit Kakashi, where the hell did your Kamui send me?
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 379,361 - Reviews: 4866 - Favs: 6,689 - Follows: 6,495 - Updated: 12/17/2018 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Naruto U.
Technician by Myareska reviews
One day, a young student of Signal Academy receives a package from home, containing the journal of a long dead relative. But what is Jaune Arc going to do with said journal, and how will it change not only his world, but that of those around him?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 247,279 - Reviews: 1806 - Favs: 4,429 - Follows: 5,249 - Updated: 12/16/2018 - Published: 12/16/2015 - Ruby R., Yang X.L., Jaune A.
A Chance to Say Yes by Over.Thinking.Daily.Life reviews
Naruto always asked Sakura for a date. What if one time she said yes? But only because her time travelling future self said to, mind you! How does that affect the course of history? AU. TeamLeader!Sakura, Naru/Saku besties, Medic!Sasuke, Power of Friendship! and geopolitical intrigue! Mostly fluff, until the Wave arc.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 102,288 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 12/2/2018 - Published: 9/27/2016 - Sakura H., Team Seven
The Serpent's Gaze by DictionaryWrites reviews
The pride of a Slytherin is in his resource and cunning, and in the serpent's discerning gaze. Slytherin!Harry, assorted ships. Heavy violence. No Lord Potter, no creature inheritance, no bashing - AU plots (no Riddle diary, no Department of Mysteries, no manipulative!Dumbledore, no Horcruxes). Character-focused and plot-heavy. Cross-posted to Ao3. POV between HP and SS.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 125 - Words: 357,626 - Reviews: 1017 - Favs: 1,326 - Follows: 1,680 - Updated: 11/29/2018 - Published: 4/14/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Severus S.
Shinobi of the High Seas by Kenchi618 reviews
Naruto's age has passed him by as his time is over. Now he attempts to seek out a place for himself in the new world, and it's bigger than he ever figured it to be! Will be epic in length, NaruHarem
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 588,009 - Reviews: 9343 - Favs: 11,159 - Follows: 9,963 - Updated: 11/26/2018 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Naruto U.
The Merging by Shaydrall reviews
To Harry Potter, Fifth Year seemed like the same as any other. Classmates, homework, new dangers, Voldemort risen in the shadows… the usual, even with a Dementor attack kicking things off. But how long can he maintain the illusion that everything is under control? As hope for a normal life slips away through his fingers, will Harry bear the weight of it all... or will it crush him?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 395,637 - Reviews: 4542 - Favs: 10,578 - Follows: 12,441 - Updated: 10/27/2018 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Harry P.
Prodigal Son by commandocucumber reviews
Eight years after Berk's heir vanished, the Viking town is slowly crumbling. Dragon attacks are more devastating than ever. To save her village, Astrid must piece together exactly what happened before the dragons wipe them all out for good. Meanwhile, half a world away and eight years wiser, Hiccup decides it might just be time to go home.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 206,152 - Reviews: 2398 - Favs: 4,698 - Follows: 5,547 - Updated: 10/11/2018 - Published: 9/17/2014 - [Astrid, Hiccup] Stoick, Toothless
Again and Again by Athey reviews
The Do-Over Fic - a chance to do things again, but this time-To Get it Right. But is it really such a blessing as it appears? A jaded, darker, bitter, and tired wizard who just wants to die; but can't. A chance to learn how to live, from the most unexpected source. slytherin!harry, dark!harry, eventual slash, lv/hp
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 44 - Words: 335,972 - Reviews: 6047 - Favs: 12,058 - Follows: 11,939 - Updated: 10/7/2018 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Blindness by AngelaStarCat reviews
Harry Potter is not standing up in his crib when the Killing Curse strikes him, and the cursed scar has far more terrible consequences. But some souls will not be broken by horrible circumstance. Some people won't let the world drag them down. Strong men rise from such beginnings, and powerful gifts can be gained in terrible curses. (HP/HG, Scientist!Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 324,281 - Reviews: 5332 - Favs: 14,715 - Follows: 13,875 - Updated: 9/25/2018 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
In the Kingdom's Service by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Jaune Arc, Field Agent of the VSS - Vale's Secret Service, or at least that's what he's been told. All he knows is that they found out about his faked transcripts, and now he works in the interests of the Kingdom. With terrorists on the horizon, not to mention a shady organisation and an even shadier group operating under Ozpin, what's a bumbling teen turned secret agent to do?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 57 - Words: 372,628 - Reviews: 4552 - Favs: 3,364 - Follows: 3,232 - Updated: 9/9/2018 - Published: 7/16/2017 - Jaune A. - Complete
Captain Dragon by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Yang wasn't used to leadership, but she wasn't going to accept Ozpin's suggestion of mandatory rest either. Not when it meant losing her spot on Team RWBY. If she had to lead a rookie squad of police officers against the White Fang to prove she could still fight, then so be it. Too bad no one told her the VSPR was made up of Vale's worst criminals, many of which she knew by name.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 193,097 - Reviews: 1732 - Favs: 1,814 - Follows: 1,536 - Updated: 8/28/2018 - Published: 8/15/2017 - Yang X.L. - Complete
Death Doesn't Give Chase (She Waits) by angelrider13 reviews
Because sooner or later, everyone dies. Fem!MoD!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,790 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 1,987 - Follows: 2,290 - Updated: 8/19/2018 - Published: 5/1/2016 - Harry P., Ichigo K.
For Love of Magic by Noodlehammer reviews
A different upbringing leaves Harry Potter with an early knowledge of magic and a view towards the Wizarding World not as an escape from the Dursleys, but as an opportunity to learn more about it. Unfortunately, he quickly finds that there are many elements in this new world that are unwilling to leave the Boy-Who-Lived alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 56 - Words: 812,590 - Reviews: 11935 - Favs: 12,684 - Follows: 11,506 - Updated: 8/13/2018 - Published: 12/15/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Like When a Fox Falls by akurosa reviews
Last time, he saved them. This time, they'll find him. A modern-reincarnation fic, rated for language.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,723 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 1,232 - Follows: 1,185 - Updated: 8/3/2018 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Luffy, Straw Hats P.
The Dangers of Foresight by Anne Camp aka Obi-quiet reviews
Anakin was a Jedi once. He was also a 45-year-old Sith Lord. Yet now he's nine again and back at the Jedi Temple, determined to change destiny. To do so he just has to juggle preventing Dooku from joining Sidious, starting a personal war against slavery, avoiding Palpatine, and Jedi training to all while maintaining the facade of a child. Too bad that's never been his strong point.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 194,759 - Reviews: 2864 - Favs: 6,196 - Follows: 6,183 - Updated: 7/29/2018 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Anakin Skywalker, E. Palpatine, Obi-Wan K., Count Dooku - Complete
Harry Potter and the Game by Concept101 reviews
With his life turned into a Game, Harry now has to raise a Phoenix, uncover the Founders' darkest secrets, deal with political manipulations and live through Hogwarts all while trying desperately to not swear too much.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 45 - Words: 363,393 - Reviews: 7503 - Favs: 10,661 - Follows: 12,666 - Updated: 7/28/2018 - Published: 5/17/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Albus D.
Written in Reverse by JMenace reviews
Once the possibility of chakra migrating through time and space has been accepted, the soul is only a lunging step away. Two legendary lovers escape to the past in order to save themselves, each other, and maybe the world- if there's time. A story of transmigration, yandere tendencies, and far more spiritual incest than Naruto ever signed up for. (Time Travel) (Naru/fem!Sasu) (AU)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 68,653 - Reviews: 1251 - Favs: 4,672 - Follows: 4,788 - Updated: 7/1/2018 - Published: 11/12/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.]
Infighting, Insanity, and Social Ineptitude by Najio reviews
In which teams are shuffled; Ruby feels like a one-eyed king in a land where everyone else has two; Dove babysits three avatars of chaos and destruction; and Jaune just wants his team to stop arguing for ten consecutive minutes.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 306,202 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 6/26/2018 - Published: 12/10/2017 - Team CRDL, Team RWBY, Team JNPR - Complete
Arc Reaction by Soulfulbard reviews
His genius and hubris nearly got his faithful assistant Pyrrha killed. Now Jaune Arc will have to clean up his act in order to save her and together with her save the world. Iron Man Fusion but not in the way you might think.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 195,498 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 889 - Updated: 5/11/2018 - Published: 2/24/2016 - [Jaune A., Pyrrha N.]
A Hunter or Something by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Jaune was a hunter, hunting animals from a young age. Not Grimm, and never people. Not like the so-called 'real' Hunters he wanted nothing to do with. But when an absent sister asks him to help rescue a missing student, Jaune Arc and Lie Ren will both have to put aside their differences and learn what it means to be true Huntsmen if they're to survive the Grimmlands.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 186,617 - Reviews: 1223 - Favs: 2,450 - Follows: 2,864 - Updated: 5/5/2018 - Published: 9/9/2017 - Jaune A., L. Ren
Fighting Mean by Jiu-jitsu dude reviews
Qrow: Kid you're not fast, not strong, and ain't got no semblance. So we're going to make you mean.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,399 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 1,303 - Follows: 1,046 - Updated: 4/28/2018 - Published: 12/24/2017 - Yang X.L., Jaune A., Qrow B. - Complete
Pink, Gray and Lemon-Yellow by QuantumTarantino reviews
Weiss loves her teammates. Sometimes, though, it feels like they love her a bit too much. Heavy, steamy Pollination smut ahead.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,790 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 3/27/2018 - Published: 3/22/2018 - [Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L.]
The Gamer Girl by ThePhantomScribe reviews
After a freak accident during the Breach, Blake finds herself facing the impossible: her semblance has been altered into something calling itself The Gamer. With levels, quests and bosses to master, she has little recourse but to enlist the aid of the school's resident gaming expert, Jaune Arc. Will Blake be able to take on fearsome odds and the mantle of The Gamer Girl?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 192,244 - Reviews: 978 - Favs: 2,237 - Follows: 2,470 - Updated: 3/26/2018 - Published: 4/26/2015 - [Blake B., Jaune A.] Ozpin, Cinder F.
Village Idiots by FriTik reviews
Or a Fanatic, a Demon, a Damaged Psyche and a One Eyed Scarecrow form a Genin team. In which Sasuke is a Jashinist, Naruto thinks he's a demon, Sakura has multiple personality disorder and Kakashi has an innate envy of people with two normal eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,597 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 3/24/2018 - Published: 1/5/2017 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Team Seven
The Beacon Civil War by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Jaune had no interest in Ozpin's latest training initiative, especially when it pit boys against girls across Beacon. Cowardice or not, he intended to hide and wait the whole thing out. Leading the male alliance wasn't part of the plan, nor was becoming mankind's final hope. He was a coward, an idiot and a weakling. It was just a shame no one would believe him when he said so!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 89,448 - Reviews: 2083 - Favs: 4,101 - Follows: 2,991 - Updated: 2/24/2018 - Published: 9/2/2017 - Jaune A., L. Ren - Complete
Drifting by AlphaDelta1001 reviews
Naruto is many things; troublesome, wild, unpredictable, adventurous, untamable, unique. But there's a benefit to being wild and unpredictable; no one has the faintest idea what you're going to do next. NarutoHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 1,101,134 - Reviews: 6344 - Favs: 9,549 - Follows: 8,537 - Updated: 2/16/2018 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Naruto U.
Vitam Paramus by TheEndless7 reviews
After tragic losses, Quidditch star Harry Potter is forced to pick up the pieces of those who have vanished; while he finds himself also taking care of another lost soul.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 224,316 - Reviews: 1111 - Favs: 2,457 - Follows: 1,706 - Updated: 1/1/2018 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Harry P., Gabrielle D. - Complete
Veritas Aequitas by BonesBoy15 reviews
Truth and Justice, two words that are forever intertwined after they were first brought together. Beacon Academy, a place where the future Hunters and Huntresses are trained to fight the evil Grimm. However, this isn't your average high school, and these aren't your average students. Look out Beacon, Naruto Uzumaki's coming for ya. Rated T for humor and mild scenarios.
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 247,443 - Reviews: 2090 - Favs: 2,681 - Follows: 2,650 - Updated: 12/18/2017 - Published: 8/3/2015 - [Naruto U., Yang X.L.] Haku, Team RWBY
no parking on the battleground by bobtheacorn reviews
The good, the bad, and the - well, I don't want to say ugly, but... yeah, the ugly. / Straw Hat things
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 20,146 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 12/17/2017 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Straw Hats P.
Fate Revelation Online by daniel-gudman reviews
Ilya likes to play video games, and in the time she has remaining, Shirou is more than willing to play the new VR game with her. But when they are trapped inside the game, [Sword Art Online], they determine something even more distressing: Kayaba Akihiko is definitely a Magus.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 79 - Words: 400,880 - Reviews: 1726 - Favs: 3,532 - Follows: 3,682 - Updated: 11/18/2017 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Illyasviel von Einzbern, Shirō E., Asuna/Asuna Y., Kirito/Kazuto K.
No Competition by Evilgoddss reviews
What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 2232 - Favs: 12,317 - Follows: 12,343 - Updated: 11/13/2017 - Published: 3/20/2015
We're All Alright by thecatharsis reviews
Everybody is a little bit broken here and there. Collection of unrelated oneshots. Chapter 28: Blake enjoys a party by the beach, in her own way.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 22,663 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 10/29/2017 - Published: 11/14/2015 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L.
Spectrum by Super Saiyan Cyndaquil reviews
Jaune's seven sisters are possessed by the swords passed down the Arc family lineage and it is now up to him to save them.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 74 - Words: 447,510 - Reviews: 1744 - Favs: 1,866 - Follows: 1,820 - Updated: 10/13/2017 - Published: 7/1/2015 - [Jaune A., Yang X.L.] OC - Complete
Strangers in Bars by Whispering Darkness reviews
Everyone else was avoiding the strange man but Harry felt himself drawn to him. His loud, archaic speech and enthusiastic drinking seemed to be off-putting to most people but to the Gryffindor it felt comfortingly familiar how different the man was.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,175 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 4,931 - Follows: 3,194 - Updated: 10/10/2017 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S., Thor - Complete
Six Times Luffy Mentioned Sabo (and the one time he didn't have to) by shishiswordsman reviews
Six times Luffy brought up Sabo with his crew, and the one time he doesn't need to say it because Sabo is already there. Inspired by a tumblr post. Gen fluff.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,760 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 61 - Published: 10/2/2017 - Luffy, Sabo, Straw Hats P. - Complete
On a Pale Horse by Hyliian reviews
AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,349 - Reviews: 4760 - Favs: 13,739 - Follows: 14,904 - Updated: 8/26/2017 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Harry P.
One Punch-Gamer by SaintInfernalNeos reviews
He KNEW this was some sort of karmic joke. He shouldn't have laughed at other's seemingly 'silly' problem, even if said other was a fictional character. Now, he was forced to accept that, yes, ending everything with one punch could get frustrating, especially for a Gamer. Then again, when trapped inside a game where Death is very much real, that can only be a good thing...right?
Crossover - Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン & One Punch Man/ワンパンマン - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 527,936 - Reviews: 1713 - Favs: 2,930 - Follows: 2,344 - Updated: 8/26/2017 - Published: 12/1/2015 - [Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y., Leafa/Suguha K., Sinon/Shino A.] - Complete
Please Stop Eating The Hell Butterflies by Mistress Nika reviews
A missive to the Gotei 13 from Yamamoto.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 33,308 - Reviews: 1162 - Favs: 2,496 - Follows: 1,821 - Updated: 8/15/2017 - Published: 5/19/2010
Not this time, Fate by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
When Jaune woke up back in his house with his sisters and family, all he could do was sigh. Every time he died he was forced to start over again, and this was what... the one thousandth time? More? If it doesn't matter how hard he tries, doesn't matter how much he fights. Then maybe it's time to just kick back and enjoy himself. Fate can find someone else to be its whipping boy.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 657,800 - Reviews: 9491 - Favs: 9,117 - Follows: 7,225 - Updated: 8/12/2017 - Published: 3/3/2016 - Jaune A. - Complete
Dragonfly by peccolia reviews
Being reborn into the Uchiha clan in the same generation as Itachi promises nothing but a short-lived second life. But, hey—if I'm going to die with certainty, I might as well go out with a bang, right? SI Rebirth. Complete; all extras posted.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,351 - Reviews: 1584 - Favs: 5,126 - Follows: 2,919 - Updated: 8/7/2017 - Published: 11/1/2014 - Itachi U., Shisui U., OC - Complete
Crimson Memories Repeat by OverlordSwarm reviews
When a 27 year old Ruby Rose finds herself back in her teenaged body with 12 extra years of memories chronicling the complete and utter destruction of Remnant as she knows it, including the deaths of everyone she holds dear, she realizes it's time to play for keeps. But how much can the 'Last Huntress of Beacon' actually change and how much is she doomed to repeat?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 96,288 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 1,608 - Follows: 2,252 - Updated: 7/7/2017 - Published: 4/5/2016 - [Ruby R., Weiss S.] Blake B., Yang X.L.
Professor Arc by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
He didn't know the first thing about teaching, Hell, he didn't even know the first thing about fighting! A shame then, that his forged documents painted the picture of an accomplished and skilled warrior. Now he's trapped teaching students his own age how to be hunters, when he doesn't even know himself!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 582,340 - Reviews: 7919 - Favs: 8,073 - Follows: 7,181 - Updated: 7/2/2017 - Published: 12/18/2014 - Jaune A. - Complete
Pollination by GrimGrave reviews
AU Team RWBY shipping. A story of team RWBY's secret relationship. Rated M for future language and adult themes. NotSafeForWork or children.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,769 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 6/25/2017 - Published: 6/14/2017 - [Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L.] - Complete
Percy Jackson and the Game by I'mjusttryingtofindmyway reviews
Percy is given the gift of the Gamer turning his life into a video game with levels, dungeons and skill points. Now Percy, armed with this amazing ability, sets out to prove himself to the world of the gods and humans by becoming the best at he can be and fulfilling his destiny. And eventually maybe even find love. Swearing, OP Percy, oh and REVIEWS!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 64 - Words: 781,118 - Reviews: 10104 - Favs: 10,352 - Follows: 10,381 - Updated: 6/4/2017 - Published: 12/28/2015 - Percy J., Thalia G., Artemis
Core Threads by theaceoffire reviews
A young boy in a dark cupboard is in great pain. An unusual power will allow him to heal himself, help others, and grow strong in a world of magic. Eventual God-like Harry, Unsure of eventual pairings. Alternate Universe, possible universe/dimension traveling in the future.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 376,980 - Reviews: 5738 - Favs: 11,493 - Follows: 12,122 - Updated: 5/28/2017 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Harry P.
Phoenix Down by strayphoenix reviews
Pyrrha Nikos survives the Fall of Beacon. She survives to become the Fall Maiden. To become the Dragon Slayer. To become The One With a Body Count. She survives and becomes the single thing she feared more than death: alone. ON HIATUS.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,092 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 4/21/2017 - Published: 12/2/2016 - [Pyrrha N., Jaune A.] Ruby R.
Circular Reasoning by Swimdraconian reviews
Torn from a desolate future, Harry awakens in his teenage body with a hefty debt on his soul. Entangled in his lies and unable to trust even his own fraying sanity, he struggles to stay ahead of his enemies. Desperation is the new anthem of violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 28 - Words: 243,394 - Reviews: 2094 - Favs: 5,816 - Follows: 6,402 - Updated: 4/16/2017 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Harry P.
RWBY(R), Ren's dare by Derpitay reviews
Ren is dared by Nora to be more social. Taking the dare, he begins his journey over four days with each member on Team RWBY! There is no romance in any sense of the word, so no harem this time. Just a light-hearted comedy with Ren and RWBY! As of 4/1/17, "Yang's Arc P.7: Drum-roll, please!" is live! As of 1/9/18, Chapters 1 and 1.5 have been revamped!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 80,718 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 4/1/2017 - Published: 7/21/2016 - L. Ren, Team RWBY
First Try: Team Tetsuo by Lucillia reviews
Kakashi was a bit late to fill out a bit of paperwork, and Tetsuo manages to keep Naruto as his student and gain that year's Rookie of the Year and Top Kunoichi. With what he sees as a potential dream team, or at least one that won't drag Naruto down, he decides to prepare them for the Winter Chunin Exams that are coming up in two months. Diverges from First Try Chapter 11.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 91,014 - Reviews: 1478 - Favs: 3,095 - Follows: 3,381 - Updated: 2/22/2017 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
In Darkness by NightsAnger reviews
Two souls, broken and lost with no hope of redemption. But in a meeting of fate, perhaps something can form. A bond of friendship and of brotherhood, forged in fire and their darkest moments. This is their story. {Act II of V now complete}
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 109,833 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 2/9/2017 - Published: 11/13/2014 - Hiccup, Toothless
From Beyond by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Seeing that young man die in initiation was horrifying for her. Even with all her time in the White Fang, she hadn't expected to see such an idealistic man as Jaune Arc die like that. It should have been nothing more than a tragedy... Instead she's now stuck with the lingering spirit of this guy following her around, and no one else can hear or see him in any way. Jaune x Blake
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 72 - Words: 180,083 - Reviews: 3426 - Favs: 3,959 - Follows: 3,413 - Updated: 1/29/2017 - Published: 9/21/2015 - [Jaune A., Blake B.] - Complete
Mobile Fighter Evangelion by Ultra Sonic 007 reviews
"Are you ready to help save the world?" said Gendo, holding his hand forward, a small smile on his face. "Yes," answered Shinji, his face sporting an equally sheepish smile. "I'm ready." Without hesitation, he clutched his father's hand. (AU fic, if this doesn't make it apparent already.) [COMPLETE]
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 525,431 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 1/6/2017 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Shinji I., Gendo I., Rei A., Asuka L. S. - Complete
The Whitest Lace of Light by Iced Blood reviews
SEQUEL TO: "BEST I AM." What is a soldier without a war? What is a warrior without an enemy? They don't know, but they intend to figure out the answer. And they'll do it the same way they've done everything else: together. HitsuMatsu.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/3/2017 - Published: 1/2/2017 - [T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto]
Best I Am by Iced Blood reviews
A series of misadventures starring the faces of the Tenth Division. Their relationship started the same way any number of relationships start: awkwardly. But things, as they say, change. Nowhere is that truer than here. HitsuMatsu.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 57 - Words: 75,418 - Reviews: 1372 - Favs: 1,059 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 1/2/2017 - Published: 5/8/2006 - [T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto] - Complete
Frigus Armum by Demon of Zero reviews
Despite coming from a family of heroes, Jaune Arc wasn't quite there yet. He dreamed of attending Beacon Academy and becoming a master Huntsman. But for now, he was just Jaune. And one of his sisters wanted him to go ice-skating with her. Jaune wasn't the best at it, but what could possibly go wrong? Well, when it involved him that was just about everything.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 130,675 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 2,175 - Follows: 2,388 - Updated: 12/28/2016 - Published: 2/6/2016 - Jaune A.
The Deepest of Ties by angelrider13 reviews
They are everything. They are friends, brothers, lovers, soulmates. They are exact opposites. They are the same being divided in two. They are love and hate, pure and tainted. They are everything. Soulmate!verse. AceLu.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 80,389 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 1,044 - Follows: 839 - Updated: 12/26/2016 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Luffy, Ace - Complete
Not Such An Obscure Possibility by Unformal Sorrelle reviews
It was fortunate that the Dursleys did not "believe" in magic. They were normal people. Magic "didn't" exist. But magic did exist. And the Dursleys did want to stamp it out of Harry Potter. So what if they had? To the best of their ability? Slight Fantastic Beasts spoilers!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/1/2016 - Harry P., Albus D., Petunia D., Vernon D. - Complete
The Equalizer by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Dust was humanity's equalizer against the Grimm, a tool with limitless possibilities – especially when handled with care. Jaune was but a child when he started experimenting, but they say there's lessons to learned, even in failure. Jaune's not sure why his mixtures are considered failed reactions though. [ONE SHOT]
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,577 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 400 - Published: 11/15/2016 - Jaune A. - Complete
Sage by Digitize27 reviews
When Naruto is given a gift considered legendary even in a world where walking on water is a daily occurrence for some, will it lead him on a path towards peace or will the consequences of said gift leave a hole in his heart too large to fill?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 93 - Words: 511,296 - Reviews: 7457 - Favs: 10,328 - Follows: 7,382 - Updated: 11/13/2016 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Naruto U., Fū, OC - Complete
The Pieces of the People We Love by thecatharsis reviews
Blake. Yang. Ruby. Weiss. Blake's utter infatuation with Yang. Yang's confused attraction to Blake. Weiss' headaches. Ruby's way of making Weiss spin. All in the same loft. Love never did run smooth. Modern!AU.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,858 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 11/8/2016 - Published: 11/24/2015 - [Ruby R., Weiss S.] [Blake B., Yang X.L.] - Complete
The Triumph of These Tired Eyes by AnarchicMuse reviews
In his several millennia of existence Loki Odinson, God of Mischief and Lies, had been many things; he had been a liar, a warrior, and a trickster, just to name a few, but never before had he been a loving father, he'd never been given the chance. However, the moment the tiny creature was in his arms, he knew he would do anything necessary to keep hold of what was his.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 334,619 - Reviews: 5835 - Favs: 14,376 - Follows: 12,499 - Updated: 10/31/2016 - Published: 3/25/2014 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
Three Jerks And A Scarecrow by Lord Mendasuit reviews
In which Team 7 contains an arrogant douchebag, an imitator and a robber, and they're not who you're expecting them to be. Inspired by every other fic with the same premise ever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 45,065 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 1,814 - Follows: 1,719 - Updated: 9/26/2016 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Team Seven, Kakashi H.
Sorry, Wrong Number by Erisah Mae reviews
It is absolutely not Kakashi's fault that Gai and Obito are together. Nope. Not even a bit. Well maybe a bit. Okay. If he hadn't been a jerk, this would not be currently happening.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,607 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/23/2016 - Published: 9/4/2016 - [Gai M., Obito U.] Kakashi H., Rin
Birth By Fire by Satire Swift reviews
Shirou Kotomine was found by his adopted father the day of the Fuyuki City Fire, and trained under the priest for 10 years to follow in his footsteps as an Executor. Still, Shirou never really trusts the man, and the bleakness of the hidden world of magic does little to help is worldview. When the Holy Grail Chose him for the next war, Fire will beget more Fire.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 94,117 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 1,740 - Follows: 1,819 - Updated: 9/17/2016 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Rin T., Sakura M., Nero, Shirou K./Shirou Tokisada Amakusa
Stress Relief by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
In a world where your allies can be just as dangerous as your enemies, sometimes it can be difficult for a criminal mastermind to find a little stress relief. That blonde idiot, Jaune, was just unimportant enough, just malleable enough, to be a viable option. It was meant to be a one time thing, an easy lay. Emotions were never supposed to get involved.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 98,862 - Reviews: 1508 - Favs: 3,015 - Follows: 2,306 - Updated: 9/12/2016 - Published: 12/6/2015 - Jaune A., Cinder F. - Complete
Melodies of Sky by violette27 reviews
Somehow, Tsuna was trapped in the body of his other self who just had committed suicide in a parallel world...Without his Family and his title as a future Mafia Boss, what would he choose between being a "normal" one and following the old path to claim his heirdom from his younger brother in this world? R27, Guardians x 27, hint all x 27...
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 99,871 - Reviews: 1362 - Favs: 3,786 - Follows: 4,329 - Updated: 9/5/2016 - Published: 8/27/2013 - Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Vongola 10th Generation
Rippling Eclipse by Kur0Kishi reviews
When Ash disappeared 5 years ago, his friends were distraught to say the least. When he reappears in the fifth Pokemon World Tournament, they thought they'd be happy to see him. They weren't wrong, but then they weren't really expecting such a different person either.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 34,809 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 985 - Follows: 930 - Updated: 8/21/2016 - Published: 7/17/2016 - Ash K./Satoshi, Cynthia/Shirona
Lost and Found by Anaklusmos14 reviews
Percy Jackson left Camp Half-Blood. He left the world of the gods after losing the love of his life. Lost, he and a couple friends find a new purpose, something that gives their lives meaning when it had none. Now their old lives are calling to them; old friends and family who need them. But haven't they given enough? AU of post HoO... on hold
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 79,772 - Reviews: 1664 - Favs: 1,701 - Follows: 1,806 - Updated: 8/19/2016 - Published: 1/6/2014 - Clarisse R., Percy J., Frank Z.
Where the Heart Is by Kwizzic reviews
After spending his childhood traversing the globe with Jiraiya, twelve-year-old Naruto Uzumaki has returned to the Hidden Leaf for the first time. (Now on Arc II: Wind Country)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,355 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 1,012 - Follows: 1,189 - Updated: 7/24/2016 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Naruto U., Kiba I., Jiraiya, Team Seven
One Good Turn Deserves Another by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Jaune wasn't exactly Blake's type, but giving him a hand was the least she could do after he helped her out... it didn't have to mean anything - no matter what Yang implied! Also would Ruby cut it out with the knowing looks, I'm just returning a favour! Blake x Jaune realistic romance, focused on their times at Beacon Academy.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 245,448 - Reviews: 2454 - Favs: 4,230 - Follows: 3,075 - Updated: 7/11/2016 - Published: 11/11/2014 - [Blake B., Jaune A.] - Complete
End Game Version R by Kur0Kishi reviews
There were very few things that could rile a 25 year old Naruto Uzumaki up. He was perfectly content to sit in his home, work his normal job, study at a normal school, and in his free time, tinker (read: upgrade in a potentially life endangering manner) with whatever happened to catch his interest. This obviously did not include Devils, or Angels, or Fallen Angels.
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 237,320 - Reviews: 4236 - Favs: 7,616 - Follows: 7,518 - Updated: 7/10/2016 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Naruto U., Serafall L.
Bored Genius 2 by jinx777 reviews
He was a genius, the most gifted mind since Nicholas Flammel. Unfortunately Harry Potter is also not exactly 'all there'. He is rude, unmotivated and doesn't give a crap who knows it. Can Hogwarts change this, or will he get bored of magic too. After all, 'if everything comes easy, everything is boring'.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 46,699 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 1,710 - Follows: 2,009 - Updated: 7/10/2016 - Published: 6/26/2016 - Harry P.
La Tormenta by Jiraiya's Dream reviews
Mired in the falsities of the ultimate illusion, Naruto tries a desperate gambit to restore the world. He failed. [NarutoMirajane] [Mature Themes]
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 271,365 - Reviews: 1630 - Favs: 3,505 - Follows: 3,545 - Updated: 7/4/2016 - Published: 2/28/2013 - [Naruto U., Mirajane S.]
Vigilante Tendency by Kyogre reviews
Complete, semi-AU. There's such a thing as being too much like the 1st generation. Tsuna didn't mean to start a vigilante group, but somehow it happened anyway. Well done, "Neo Primo," well done. (bonus chapter 6-2016)
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,449 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 5,776 - Follows: 2,469 - Updated: 6/27/2016 - Published: 4/26/2014 - K. Hibari, Ryōhei S., Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Vongola 10th Generation - Complete
Shinobi: Team 7 by Gallyrat reviews
There's a saying, amongst the men and women of the Land of Fire: You can be a hero, or you can be a Shinobi. There's a response, amongst the men and woman of Team 7: Fuck that. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 120,605 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 1,972 - Follows: 2,146 - Updated: 6/12/2016 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Team Seven
Harry Potter and the Distaff Side by Clell65619 reviews
Voldemort knows the prophecy, when he is reborn following the 3rd task of the Triwizard Tournament he takes action to ensure that Harry is no longer a threat. AU. HPLL This story will be updated slowly so that I can finish my other stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 73,791 - Reviews: 1889 - Favs: 3,838 - Follows: 4,670 - Updated: 6/6/2016 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Harry P., Luna L.
Hitsuzen by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
He would have ended up falling for Izuku at some point no matter what, he was certain. No matter what path life took him down he'd have still ended up here, not because of anything as elaborate as destiny or fate but instead due to the simple fact of inevitability. Because Izuku was Izuku and Shouto liked just about everything about him, couldn't help but admire him and would alway
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,218 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 89 - Published: 6/3/2016 - Izuku M., Shouto T. - Complete
Apartment B-25 by owlsxandxhorses reviews
When a fight goes wrong Thalia sends two hunters to apartment B-25 to get help.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/18/2016 - Percy J., Thalia G., Paul B. - Complete
pinwheel by bobtheacorn reviews
She's in it for the money, he's in it for the pleasure. That sounds awfully suggestive, doesn't it? / LuffyNami things
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 28,982 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 5/9/2016 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Luffy, Nami, Straw Hats P.
The Sum of Their Parts by holdmybeer reviews
For Teddy Lupin, Harry Potter would become a Dark Lord. For Teddy Lupin, Harry Potter would take down the Ministry or die trying. He should have known that Hermione and Ron wouldn't let him do it alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 143,267 - Reviews: 997 - Favs: 5,400 - Follows: 2,346 - Updated: 4/12/2016 - Published: 3/24/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., George W. - Complete
A Talk Worth Having by College Fool reviews
There must be a limit to how innocent and naive their team leaders can be can be. There must be. But until it's found... (Oneshot)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,978 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 2,177 - Follows: 755 - Published: 4/1/2016 - Ruby R., Blake B., Jaune A. - Complete
Once More by Gone Wanderlust reviews
Kurosaki. A name that he held in reverence, and a name he'd tried to live up to. It had been his own, but...no more. He couldn't be a Kurosaki any longer. He'd long since lost the right. He could place the blame elsewhere, Aizen was the start, but he wouldn't. It had been he that had failed in the end. He was the reason they died...but...he would make it right. No matter the cost.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 194,942 - Reviews: 1183 - Favs: 4,076 - Follows: 4,416 - Updated: 3/9/2016 - Published: 12/23/2014 - Ichigo K.
Team 7's Ascension: Blood Wings by Eilyfe reviews
In unity lies strength; each leaf is important or the beauty of the tree is lost. Some bonds, however, are difficult to forge and even harder to keep. The tide of blood nears, drums thunder, and three Genin stand tall as the world spirals into madness. [AU]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 205,713 - Reviews: 2207 - Favs: 7,166 - Follows: 5,134 - Updated: 3/8/2016 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Denial by College Fool reviews
It's not a river in Remnant, just the first stage of coming to terms. Jaune deals with the aftermath of Season 3. Not a fix-fic.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,790 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 2/24/2016 - Published: 2/20/2016 - Jaune A., Pyrrha N., Team RWBY, Team JNPR - Complete
What Happens in Vacuo, Stays in Vacuo by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Finally the week's holiday before the Vytal Festival, and for Professor Arc, it couldn't have come soon enough. Especially when he manages to snag tickets to one of the most expensive resorts in Vacuo. A full week's rest to himself, with no criminals, no crazy students - and definitely no vicious little multi-coloured slaver. Seven days with just sun, sand, sea and Neo... wai-Neo?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,225 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 1,487 - Follows: 917 - Updated: 2/21/2016 - Published: 2/14/2016 - Jaune A., Neo - Complete
The Prince by LoliBat reviews
"The first method for estimating the intelligence of a ruler is to look at the men he has around him."- Niccolò Machiavelli, The Prince. After Loki's actions in Manhattan, he is escorted back to Asgard in chains with his pride stripped. Yet, during his imprisonment, he finds an unlikely ally in the form of a guard with the same green eyes as the ones he sees in his own reflection.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Thor - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,164 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 1,634 - Follows: 642 - Published: 2/20/2016 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
The Writer Games by College Fool reviews
(Oneshot anthology of a unique sort.) It can take decades to write a masterpiece, and years to plan it- so see what a couple of amateurs come up within 15 minutes after a prompt. College Fool, Couer Al'Alran, and the Jaune story concepts that followed.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 67 - Words: 283,270 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 2/19/2016 - Published: 9/26/2015 - Jaune A., Team JNPR, Team RWBY
A Ninja's Parents by Racke reviews
They didn't talk about her sister, usually. And they never talked about where her parents had been born. But her family had always had a thing for swords. WARNING: Character death.
Crossover - Naruto & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,186 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 2/17/2016 - Published: 2/7/2016 - Team Seven - Complete
A Cadmean Victory by DarknessEnthroned reviews
The escape of Peter Pettigrew leaves a deeper mark on his character than anyone expected, then comes the Goblet of Fire and the chance of a quiet year to improve himself, but Harry Potter and the Quiet Revision Year was never going to last long. A more mature, darker Harry, bearing the effects of 11 years of virtual solitude. GoF AU. There will be romance... eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 103 - Words: 520,351 - Reviews: 11687 - Favs: 14,414 - Follows: 10,446 - Updated: 2/17/2016 - Published: 8/14/2015 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
A Teacher's Glory by Larry Huss reviews
"Zest to over-achieve" marks Team 7's entry into the Ninja world. Kakashi teaches lessons better than he imagines. *COMPLETE*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 162,921 - Reviews: 1345 - Favs: 4,120 - Follows: 2,742 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Drunken Space-Time Ninjutsu by Igornerd reviews
The day after a wild party to celebrate the end of the war against Madara, Naruto, the remaining Konoha 12 (and some guests) can't help but wonder what happened last night as they wake up in a different Konoha. Time-Travel. Rated for language, alcohol and just to be sure.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 109,686 - Reviews: 1932 - Favs: 4,564 - Follows: 5,283 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Reluctant Fangirling and Other Seductions by Madrigal-in-training reviews
It was probably the strangest proposition he'd ever received. "I'm really sorry about this, but I've decided to become your fangirl." "My fangirl?" "Yes, and I think it's only fair to warn you beforehand." fem!Naruto, no Uchiha Massacre, Shisui x Naruko (An Ideal World Fic)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,825 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 5,428 - Follows: 1,747 - Published: 1/29/2016 - Naruto U., Shisui U., Naruko U. - Complete
Splitting Leaves, Flying Shadows by ChickenGodofDOOM reviews
How will Naruto's life turn out if he has access to one of Konoha's most secret jutsus? A jutsu with untold potential, combined with perhaps the ninja most suited to use it in the world? How deeply will it shake the Elemental Nations? Discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 151,588 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 1/11/2016 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Tasting Defeat by Mach56 reviews
JNPR is stuck on Amity Coliseum as it barrels down onto the city of Vale. The events that follow will never be forgotten. Reviews welcome!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,781 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/10/2016 - [Jaune A., Pyrrha N.] L. Ren, Nora V. - Complete
One Punch Shirou by Sir Godot reviews
[One-Shot] x [One-Shot] Shirou Emiya - an ordinary boy who wants to be a hero. And to be a hero, one needs to be strong enough to save the people in need. However, when you are literally strong enough to win every battle with one punch, you notice that it's not quite as grand as it sounds... Now with additional Servant Puncher version! [FSN x One Punch-Man Crossover]
Crossover - Fate/stay night & One Punch Man/ワンパンマン - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,700 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 2,338 - Follows: 1,052 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Shirō E. - Complete
0800-Rent-A-Hero by brainthief reviews
Magic can solve all the Wizarding World's problems. What's that? A prophecy that insists on a person? Things not quite going your way? I know, lets use this here ritual to summon another! It'll be great! - An eighteen year old Harry is called upon to deal with another dimension's irksome Dark Lord issue. This displeases him. EWE - AU HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 159,580 - Reviews: 3751 - Favs: 10,910 - Follows: 12,705 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 4/4/2015 - Harry P.
Uneasy coexistence by DeGlace reviews
One grinning shark–man. One pink–haired medic. Ankles. Teeth. Kisame x Sakura. Yes, you read that right.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 70,111 - Reviews: 1269 - Favs: 2,446 - Follows: 1,431 - Updated: 12/23/2015 - Published: 7/9/2006 - [Kisame H., Sakura H.] - Complete
Nine Lives Too Many by Fahad09 reviews
Mr Granger felt as if the whole world was spinning as he listened to the Hogwarts Professor speak of magic, Hogwarts and his daughter being a witch. But it wasn't what the Professor was saying that had left him feeling so dumbfounded, but what he looked like. "You're a cat." "Yes," the Professor cocked his furry little head, "I thought that was obvious." AU (Not an OC or SI Fic)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,369 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 12/14/2015 - Published: 12/2/2015
Hormones Suck by FlawedVictori reviews
Pollination/OT4. In which Team RWBY realizes that they all need a bit of relief every now and then. Humorous porn without much plot, but with a good bit of fluff here and there.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,491 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 11/25/2015 - Published: 8/24/2015 - [Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L.]
The Paladin by Zaxaramas reviews
Harry Potter disappeared the night that Voldemort fell and is raised as a Paladin. When they find that he is a wizard they throw him out and he resurfaces after his name is drawn from the Goblet of Fire. Nobody was expecting a sinning Paladin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,928 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 966 - Updated: 10/25/2015 - Published: 3/6/2015 - Harry P.
Meet the Family by College Fool reviews
Jaune goes into Vale to go shopping. Yang goes along out of boredom- and gets a bit more up close and personal with his parents than she intended when she gets involved in the runaway's family reunion.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,500 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 10/24/2015 - Published: 10/19/2015 - Jaune A., Yang X.L. - Complete
The Dirty Name by Duesal Bladesinger reviews
Naruto's parents are the worst people in the world. In which his name came from a different book. Complete and utter parody. (A collaboration one-shot with EndoplasmicPanda)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,074 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 207 - Published: 10/21/2015 - Naruto U., Jiraiya, Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
The Most Important Sacrifices by Aria Taylor reviews
Percy Jackson steals. His three-year-old half-sister is sick and only the medicine he steals is keeping her alive. When his parents' money runs out and he gets close to getting caught, he pulls his greatest heist ever: the princess. Annabeth Chase rebels. Her parents drown her in suitors, and she hates every single one. Her latest suitor could be the one...until he kidnaps her.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 43 - Words: 166,054 - Reviews: 1235 - Favs: 1,323 - Follows: 1,022 - Updated: 10/20/2015 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
A Protector's Pride by NeoRyu777 reviews
What if Ichigo had handled his Inner Hollow problem like he had everything else thrown his way? Instead of running from it, he faced it head-on? Rated M for future graphic scenes.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 84 - Words: 573,294 - Reviews: 6115 - Favs: 8,322 - Follows: 6,258 - Updated: 9/24/2015 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Broken Statues by sangheilitat117 reviews
Ruby is a rookie cop working the graveyard shift. She grew up by herself, and while she wouldn't ever tell anyone, she's not as tough and upbeat as she acts. She simply wants someone to come home to, and she's growing tired and lonely. But when she gets a routine call to an abandoned lot, her life changes in a way she never expected.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,567 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 1,211 - Follows: 706 - Updated: 9/16/2015 - Published: 3/20/2015 - [Ruby R., Weiss S.] - Complete
A Farmer Or Something by College Fool reviews
Jaune didn't have to become a Hero, or even a Hunter. Not really. He could always have been a farmer or something. Pyrrha though... (Now with the multi-part Part Two: Oum Made a Farmer. Complete.)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,791 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 932 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 9/7/2015 - Published: 3/24/2015 - Jaune A., Pyrrha N. - Complete
Cleaning no Jutsu by Erisah Mae reviews
She seemed determined enough. Maybe she'd be able to finally answer the question that had been bugging him for a while now, since he had realised he'd forgotten the answer years ago. What colour was his carpet? eventual OC/Gai Rated for swearing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,425 - Reviews: 956 - Favs: 3,791 - Follows: 1,709 - Updated: 8/24/2015 - Published: 6/21/2011 - [Gai M., OC] Genma S., Chōza A. - Complete
An Affair or Something by College Fool reviews
Let me tell you a tale of a story never written- where Jaune Rose tended a beautiful garden he loved and resented, when Ruby Rose had her Fairy Tale Marriage that wasn't quite Happily Ever After, and in which Pyrrha Nikos was the spark that threatened to set it all ablaze by sharing a drink called loneliness. Complete.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,040 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 8/12/2015 - Published: 8/2/2015 - Jaune A., Ruby R., Pyrrha N., Team RWBY - Complete
A Common Criminal Or Something by College Fool reviews
Jaune Arc was the descendant of heroes who never had an honest chance to be a Hunter. Jaune was just a common criminal who never had a choice in the matter. Falls from grace are never elegant, and Jaune's is no different. A story told in shorts, with an emphasis on 'short.' Now complete.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 62 - Words: 99,743 - Reviews: 1397 - Favs: 1,339 - Follows: 819 - Updated: 8/1/2015 - Published: 5/19/2015 - Jaune A., Ruby R., Roman T. - Complete
Naruto: The Gamer Files by MaxFic reviews
Naruto has always had video games to fall back on growing up while the rest of the village pretty much treated him like garbage. What happens when Naruto wakes up to find his life has become one of the video games he loves so much. Naruto/The Gamer crossover. All Chapters Revised.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 217,812 - Reviews: 5711 - Favs: 12,221 - Follows: 12,939 - Updated: 7/18/2015 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Naruto U.
A Househusband Macho or Something by College Fool reviews
Jaune left Beacon for a SAHD life. It's not a step down by any means: Jaune may have failed to graduate as a Hunter, but he totally passes as a Stay At Home Dad. Behold the highest tier of manhood where badasses fear to tread: managing the home front. A series of shorts about Jaune and the lady of RWBY/JNPR that is the mother of his children. (Not a harem. Parallel fics on a theme)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,085 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 1,032 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 6/21/2015 - Published: 6/12/2015 - [Jaune A., Team JNPR, Team RWBY] L. Ren - Complete
Can You Feel My Heart by sangheilitat117 reviews
Can you hear the silence, can you see the dark? Can you fix the broken, can you feel my heart? Can you help the hopeless? Well, I'm begging on my knees, can you save my bastard soul? Will you wait for me? The story of Ruby Rose and Weiss Schnee, and how they fell in love.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 171,266 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 1,696 - Follows: 1,119 - Updated: 6/1/2015 - Published: 7/27/2014 - [Ruby R., Weiss S.] [Yang X.L., Blake B.] - Complete
One Day They'll Understand by Super Saiyan Cyndaquil reviews
Jaune and Blake are dating. No one else really gets it.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,850 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 2,639 - Follows: 1,253 - Updated: 5/29/2015 - Published: 4/2/2015 - [Jaune A., Blake B.] L. Ren - Complete
Meeting at Iðavöllr by Midoriko-sama reviews
Third Edda in the 'Becoming' universe. A series of one-shots covering the occurrences that follow after The Thing and Snoggletog; gaps may span weeks, months or years. Updates will be sporadic. Rating will change for future chapters.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,927 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 5/24/2015 - Published: 8/13/2014 - [Astrid, Hiccup] - Complete
Weary Sovereigns by Wribro reviews
The whole world is empty. The sands of time howl in a storm that deafens them to the sounds of all else. They've gone mad... and have, since then, gone sane. So unshakably, brutally sane that, at times, they wish that madness would come again, if only to take away the sheer cold of the certainty. The certainty that their story will never... ever... end. Time Travel. Cover by Ciber.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,000 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 4/27/2015 - Published: 2/8/2014
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35540 - Favs: 26,484 - Follows: 19,522 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Accelerando by Lisp reviews
'Because he's an "insensitive idiot" and she's a "flat-chested bookworm", but they wouldn't have each other any other way.' A one-shot collection about a meister and her weapon, and a whole lot of awkward teenage feelings. SoMa.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 115,934 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 2/1/2015 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Maka A., Soul Eater
Naruto Genkyouien by Daneel Rush reviews
The nine-tailed demon fox. Its mighty tails can crumble mountains, cause tsunamis, and set things on fire. Lots of fire. It might have been better if she actually were an evil entity bent on destroying the world. Yes, she. AU pseudo-x-over.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 62 - Words: 693,152 - Reviews: 5695 - Favs: 6,513 - Follows: 4,936 - Updated: 1/31/2015 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Firebird's Fury: Book III of the Firebird Trilogy by Darth Marrs reviews
They had a plan, formulated from before they were even born. That plan died. From its ashes rises a Harry Potter no longer willing, or able, to let others fight his battles for him. Outgunned, outclassed, outmatched, nonetheless Harry will take up the sword to change not only Britain, but the world.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 168,226 - Reviews: 1881 - Favs: 2,433 - Follows: 1,634 - Updated: 1/24/2015 - Published: 5/24/2014 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
I See The Moon by hctiB-notsoB reviews
Gen. "While on the run, Bruce meets a young man who speaks to the moon. He's probably not quite the sanest friend Bruce could have made, but, well...beggers can't be choosers."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,930 - Reviews: 4885 - Favs: 13,239 - Follows: 15,208 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Harry P., Hulk/Bruce B.
Phantom Thief Decimo by Kyogre reviews
(Epilogue and sidestory up!) Complete. Phantom Thief Tsuna is hired to steal the Vongola Rings. No one expects the Sky Ring to mark him as a candidate for Decimo. No one is happy about it either. semi-AU Varia arc, gen.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 125,286 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 2,872 - Follows: 1,324 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 12/11/2013 - Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Vongola 10th Generation, Varia - Complete
Letters from Home by IvyShort reviews
Maybe she'd tell him about the butterflies that lept to life in her stomach someday. Maybe that day would come when Nora could finally be trusted with the mail. Contains Jaune being dumb and Pyrrha being Pyrrha.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,856 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/28/2014 - [Jaune A., Pyrrha N.] - Complete
Torching Heaven by Negligible1 reviews
Abandoned by Igneel, alone in the world, Natsu was not found by Makarov and Fairy Tail, instead he was found by the dark guild Torched Heaven. Now, years later, he has risen to fame as Salamander, the most notorious, dangerous and powerful member of his guild. A meeting with Erza Scarlet will herald the beginning of a new chapter in his life. Be ready, or you'll get burned.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 172,408 - Reviews: 1365 - Favs: 1,790 - Follows: 1,689 - Updated: 11/26/2014 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Erza S., Natsu D.
A Shotgun Full of Rock Salt by firefly reviews
After Itachi dies at the hands of his brother, he thinks he's finally free of his accursed existence. But when he's miraculously revived, he realises his hell is only just beginning. Welcome to the universe of ideals, where murder is only misconduct, death is just a pit stop, and the institution of marriage solves everything. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,791 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Temari, Team Seven
Failure by IvyShort reviews
Pyrrha Nikos had never been fond of crowds. Arkos if you squint.
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/19/2014 - [Jaune A., Pyrrha N.] - Complete
Charm Offensive by Raziel12 reviews
The Schnee Dust Company has just unleashed its latest weapon in the public relations battle. It's a pity that nobody told Weiss about it.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,043 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 9/26/2014 - Published: 9/5/2014 - [Ruby R., Weiss S.] [Blake B., Yang X.L.]
A Different Path by WhizkidHV reviews
Emiya Shirou. Warrior of justice. Entered into the fifth holy grail war, he resolves to save as many as he can. He is a sword, forged through cursed flames. It's no surprise when he summons a servant of the Saber class. Yet, instead of a blade he summons a swordsman, one clothed in black. A blade cannot change, but in the right hands it can be shown the proper path...
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 151,375 - Reviews: 960 - Favs: 1,543 - Follows: 1,218 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Shirō E., Kirito/Kazuto K. - Complete
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 1480 - Favs: 8,702 - Follows: 3,418 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
Becoming Lífþrasir by Midoriko-sama reviews
People often wondered what kept Hiccup going during those early years. When that single, most-treasured thing is taken from him, there is little left to keep him on Berk. The day Stoick returns, and the day before the best recruit is finally chosen, Hiccup leaves Berk; little knowing that he would one day return under ... strange circumstances. H/A, R/F, rated for violence.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 121,591 - Reviews: 1073 - Favs: 4,496 - Follows: 1,806 - Updated: 8/14/2014 - Published: 1/24/2014 - [Hiccup, Astrid] Stoick - Complete
TriWizard Alternatives by Larry Huss reviews
The TriWizard Tournament was a year-long plot by Voldemort's minions. Something that long and complicated with so many parts all having to mesh perfectly had many occasions when something could have gone wrong. Especially as some of the actions of the false Moody required experimental spells, never before attempted. Some minor glitches could have brought disaster for the villains.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,409 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 97 - Published: 8/13/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Cold North Wind by sunflowerb reviews
Valka had been prepared never to see her baby again. She had not been prepared to see him all grown up. (post HTTYD2. Spoilerific. Oneshot, Hiccup/Astrid with loads of character introspection)
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,215 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 124 - Published: 7/8/2014
Ruthless by AngelaStarCat reviews
COMPLETE. James Potter casts his own spell to protect his only son; but he was never as good with Charms as Lily was. (A more ruthless Harry Potter grows up to confront Voldemort). Dark!Harry. Slytherin!Harry HP/HG and then HP/HG/TN.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,083 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 3,319 - Follows: 1,053 - Published: 6/29/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Theodore N. - Complete
Indomitable by ShaperV reviews
Naruto isn’t a moron. Jiraiya isn’t a clueless loser. The Kyuubi doesn’t intend to die. Three simple facts that will change the course of history. Eventual Naruto/Multi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,589 - Reviews: 1460 - Favs: 5,391 - Follows: 5,870 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Naruto U.
backslide by black.k.kat reviews
COMPLETE. Sometimes, even the softest breath on still water can create tsunamis. Several weeks before meeting his genin team, Kakashi is sent to find a bounty hunter responsible for the deaths of five missing-nin, all rumored to be part of a secret organization. But Uzumaki Kurama is far different than anyone expected, and ripples are starting to spread. Slash/yaoi, time travel
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 140,390 - Reviews: 2286 - Favs: 7,795 - Follows: 2,990 - Updated: 6/13/2014 - Published: 3/28/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Mad Scientist of Azkaban by Racke reviews
Pumpkins killing each other, extravagant masquerades in the honor of a merciless queen, abominations towards creation, and Dr Harry Potter. There's a lot of screaming coming from the Island of Azkaban tonight. WARNING! Crack, Horror, and gory imagery
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,287 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 1,065 - Follows: 430 - Published: 5/22/2014 - Complete
Winter in Líf's Holt by Midoriko-sama reviews
Hiccup is back on Berk after having been missing for five years, just on time to hunker down for the Winter. But will the seemingly endless season hold beauty and happiness for him, or will everything that happened so quickly finally catch up with him? Rated for violence, colourful Viking language and some adult situations.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 221,936 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 1,957 - Follows: 694 - Published: 5/18/2014 - [Astrid, Hiccup] [Tuffnut, Camicazi] - Complete
Firebird's Song: Book II of the Firebird Trilogy by Darth Marrs reviews
Hard times lead to hard choices. What's more important? Freedom, or fate? Love, or death? Harry Potter stands on the edge of a precipice, and he is not sure if the right move is to turn and fight, or fall.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 153,289 - Reviews: 2136 - Favs: 2,881 - Follows: 2,160 - Updated: 5/17/2014 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Stillness before the Storm by akurosa reviews
The stillness before a storm is a sign of danger - but only to those who recognize the storm. Set during Luffy's declaration at Enies Lobby. Three independent one-shots from the POV of Usopp, Chopper and Zoro. Rated for Language.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 5/6/2014 - Published: 4/19/2014 - Luffy, Zoro, Usopp, Chopper - Complete
Learning Freedom by angelrider13 reviews
They were slaves. One who had known freedom and lost it; one who had been born without it. Will a chance meeting give them something to live for? AU. AceLu BROTHERLY. Strong T for now. Warnings inside. PERMANENT HIATUS.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,912 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 960 - Follows: 958 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Luffy, Ace - Complete
Maiko Month by hell-whim reviews
Collected mini-fics/drabbles for Maiko Month (2013 and 2014). Ratings and warnings with change with each chapter.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 40,169 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 5/1/2013 - [Zuko, Mai]
First Encounters with the Stretchy Type by Killjou reviews
Stuck in a tiny rowboat with his brand new captain, who has unsurprisingly just fallen in, Zoro comes to grips with his new life as Luffy's first mate, and everything that comes after. Snippets and bits that take place 'behind the scenes.' Zolu
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,312 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Luffy, Zoro
Team Seven by Whispering Darkness reviews
Kakashi wanted to grab those little brats and wrap them all up in blankets, dump them somewhere soft and fluffy and summon his dogs to guard them and sit on them and keep them there. Then he could relax, read his book and listen to the most creative curses and rants his cute little students could come up with. Vignette. Because Wave should have been enough of a wake-up call.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 1,150 - Follows: 323 - Published: 2/26/2014 - Kakashi H., Team Seven - Complete
Improbable History by Clell65619 reviews
When Harry is six and a half, he meets a pair of strangers on the street. One is leaving for his own life, and the other is looking to start over. Harry volunteers to help and discovers a world of adventure such as he never dreamed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,812 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 278 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Complete
The Leaf's Naruto by Morta's Priest reviews
There's something to be said for keeping the past as it was - makes it predictable, malleable. Naruto never bought those arguments. He's always been the one to power through adversity rather than wait it out, so why would now be any different? He'll do what has to be done, even if he steps on a few butterflies along the way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 188,736 - Reviews: 3203 - Favs: 8,064 - Follows: 8,696 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Naruto U.
The Monsters are on the Inside by angelrider13 reviews
It's painfully obvious who the monsters are when the Wall comes crashing down and blood paints the streets. But when one of the monsters rescues them from the jaws of death, everything these children know is flipped on its head. And when Humanity cries out for their savior's blood, is it really so easy to tell who is a monster and who isn't? Titan!Eren AU. Rated for safety.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,137 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Eren Y., Levi A., Hange Z.
Wild by angelrider13 reviews
They were isolated, silent, deadly. They were Wild. But they weren't always. There was a Before. Before the fire and the death and the loneliness. Back when they could pretend to be human. Can they learn again? Or are they too far gone? AU of Soulmates!verse. First two chapters originally posted in Deepest of Ties. DISCONTINUED. SEE PROFILE.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 55,406 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 843 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Luffy, Ace - Complete
Protégé by black.k.kat reviews
Yamamoto Genryūsai Shigekuni is, at heart, an old man who likes his tea prepared a certain way and has a soft spot for talented youngsters. His latest fledgling seems to be one Kurosaki Ichigo, substitute soul reaper. (Alternatively, a story in which Yamamoto is a crafty old man, Ichigo grows up to be utterly terrifying, and Aizen doesn't stand a chance.)
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,952 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 2,730 - Follows: 864 - Published: 12/3/2013 - Ichigo K., G.S. Yamamoto - Complete
Fruit Ninja by Clell65619 reviews
A Potterized classic Python Sketch
Crossover - Harry Potter & Monty Python - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 91 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
The Best Laid Plans by RadiantBeam reviews
"Ruby. This is a horrible idea. Please tell me you realize this is a horrible idea." ::One-shot, AU:: ::Ruby, Weiss::
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,135 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 70 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Ruby R., Weiss S. - Complete
What's in a Name? by Moczo reviews
Tired of the effort of choosing all the names for new teams at Beacon, Professor Ozpin acquires a new piece of software intended to make things a little easier on the staff. He probably should have done a little more window shopping first.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,636 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 172 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Ozpin, Glynda G., Roman T. - Complete
The Names We Carve In Our Skin by angelrider13 reviews
They mean something. All of them. Not just the name, but the place and the color as well. They are reminders. Treasures. Burdens. They are a promise. They are tradition.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,323 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Eren Y., Levi A., Eld J. - Complete
Intervention by Clell65619 reviews
Harry Potter was programmed to die. Sometimes thing don't go as planned. A crossover with DC Comics Deadman.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,551 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 217 - Published: 8/28/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Firebird's Son: Book I of the Firebird Trilogy by Darth Marrs reviews
He stepped into a world he didn't understand, following footprints he could not see, toward a destiny he could never imagine. How can one boy make a world brighter when it is so very dark to begin with? A completely AU Harry Potter universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 172,506 - Reviews: 3924 - Favs: 5,318 - Follows: 3,846 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Windows to the Soul by Whispering Darkness reviews
At first he had always thought that it was normal – that everyone could see what he saw. Eyes were windows to the soul, he had heard someone say, and he knew that that was true. But it had been distracting, seeing the truth shining through so clearly.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 192 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Complete
Straw Man by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. In the end, even heroes bleed. Fall. Fail. Die. That was only the beginning of Ichigo's troubles. Time travel gone wrong.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,151 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 1,217 - Follows: 268 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Project Naruto: Shinobi X by Contramancer reviews
A challenge response. Naruto is abducted by Orochimaru in an attempt to cure Kimmimaro's disease. Rejected as a dying failure, the Kyuubi makes him into something... more. As he learns about his new abilities, Naruto is still challenged on all sides by those who only see his prisoner. Can he save Konoha, and Hinata, from war and disaster? NaruHina. Rating to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 126,719 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 1,480 - Follows: 1,470 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 5/19/2013 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Masters of Genjutsu by Tsukune08 reviews
Naruto is known as being hopeless in the case of Genjutsu. From the beginning he is told he could never become a Genjutsu user. What would happen if those people were wrong and he had friends and a sensei who helped him to achieve that goal?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 343,886 - Reviews: 4237 - Favs: 6,764 - Follows: 5,268 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Beyond Secrets by Whispering Darkness reviews
He wasn't a threat here – he wasn't an issue. Just a bystander - someone who didn't know what was really going on here. Except that Harry did know – he knew enough, because he knew Bruce and he knew lies and he knew being hunted and in the end this was Bruce's choice. One-shot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,098 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 1,461 - Follows: 666 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Harry P., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
A Jaunt Through Time by Nia River reviews
COMPLETE. The odds of temporal displacement were tiny, too infinitesimal to count, and yet… The Harry Potter luck striking again, he supposed. So now there's an older, wiser, more mature Harry (well, the older part's true at least) stuck in the past. And he's determined that if he's going to change things, he'll have some fun doing it. (OR: Time travel minus angst equals this.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,630 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 2,728 - Follows: 794 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Family Affairs by Moczo reviews
In this pseudo-sequel to 'Behind Closed Doors', the great King Arthur prepares for war with her noble knights. Unfortunately, Lancelot has a minor surprise for everyone, including himself...
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,330 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 59 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Saber, Berserker - Complete
Finding Home by cywsaphyre reviews
When Harry finally accepted the fact that he had stopped aging, ten years had passed and he knew it was time to leave. AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,162 - Reviews: 2855 - Favs: 15,044 - Follows: 7,445 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by Clell65619 reviews
The summer prior to 6th year Harry deals with Tom in a decisive, if accidental manner. That summer Harry gets a girl friend in Susan Bones, and sets about some self improvement. It is after this change to himself he discovers something a bit disturbing about the Wizarding World, something that Hermione Granger is determined to use to her advantage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 4,594 - Follows: 1,382 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Grit by his loss reviews
Maka Albarn set a fist at each side of the door frame and repeated herself. "I need a weapon." Chairs scraped against wood and every man save the piano player fled the saloon. [To be continued...] SoMa
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,513 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Allure Immune Harry by Racke reviews
Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 10,091 - Follows: 2,933 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
The Last Farewell Ride by Soul of a Lion reviews
"One day, your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure it's worth watching." On his new, perilous and internal quest, the Dragon Warrior will learn an important lesson in life: the foundation of peace is formed from the violent sacrifice of others.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 127,470 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Po, Tigress
He Who Fights Monsters by hawker-748 reviews
Tsukune Aono. An ordinary human in a dangerous place. When your life's on the line, there's nothing that you won't do to survive.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 93,163 - Reviews: 1899 - Favs: 3,850 - Follows: 1,996 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Tsukune A. - Complete
Sick Time by Moczo reviews
Rin does not get sick often. And when she does, she does not take it well, much to the dismay of her beset-upon Archer. But still... there really should be a LIMIT to just how badly a little cold should be taken. Written for Elf. Hi, Elf!
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,171 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 133 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Archer, Rin T. - Complete
All Hallows' Eve - New York by Whispering Darkness reviews
Harry Potter had never really managed a normal, peaceful Halloween, so he really shouldn't have been surprised when he was suddenly displaced from the grocery store and found himself in front of a maniacally cackling man in a very dramatic outfit.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 6,890 - Follows: 1,960 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Honestly by Whispering Darkness reviews
Akina wasn't a shinobi - she just knew a few family techniques. And quite frankly, just the thought (or memory) of facing off against one was enough to scare her out of her mind. Kakashi was... a bit... well, who knows? At least Gai for all his eccentricity, was a nice, honest person. And, Ibiki well, he was just amused. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,357 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 137 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Ibiki M. - Complete
The Pure and the Tainted by angelrider13 reviews
There was always one Angel and one Demon. No more, no less. One was pure, the other tainted. They could never co-exist, and yet, they find themselves inevitably drawn together. Slight AU. Soulmate!verse. Light AceLu.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,072 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 1,170 - Follows: 300 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Ace, Luffy - Complete
That Which Should Not Be by Angry Santo reviews
What if Shirou had been raised by Old Man Henderson?
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 157 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Shirō E., Lancer - Complete
Stages of Hope by kayly silverstorm reviews
Professor Sirius Black, Head of Slytherin house, is confused. Who are these two strangers found at Hogwarts, and why does one of them claim to be the son of Lily Lupin and that git James Potter? Dimension travel AU, no pairings so far. Dark humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 94,563 - Reviews: 4313 - Favs: 8,472 - Follows: 3,764 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Fly by Whispering Darkness reviews
Harry fled his past, flew away from the shadows that still haunted him. Steve had his own futuristic foes to battle. And even Fury wasn't sure how to go about debriefing a supposed mythical creature. Rated for Fury's coarse language.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,213 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 2,829 - Follows: 2,005 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Harry P., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Just My Luck by Whispering Darkness reviews
Staring at the one-eyed man across the table who was either trying really hard to use Legilimency on him or trying to reduce him to a pile of ash with his stare, Harry Potter couldn't help but wonder how in the world he always ended up in situations like these. Two-shot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,424 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 2,683 - Follows: 1,409 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Beauty, Danger: They Are The Same by fringeperson reviews
Naruto receives care from a collection of lovely ladies and the two men who own the club they work in. With such influences in his life, it should be expected that things work out differently. Hints of same-sex relationships if you squint. Don't own, Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,810 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 2,182 - Follows: 775 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Fight One: To Battle by Anne Camp aka Obi-quiet reviews
What first called Kenpachi's attention to the red-head was the utter calm. Something about this man told Kenpachi he'd assessed a seasoned fighter. As such, he couldn't wait to fight the brat. Too bad the kid refused to comply. Written for FicmasinJuly, Companion story to "Fight Two: To Kill"
Crossover - Rurouni Kenshin & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,972 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Kenshin, K. Zaraki - Complete
Temporary Teammates by Whispering Darkness reviews
Not many people knew that the most powerful wizard in the world lived in America. However, Director Fury made it his business to know these things, especially since he seemed a prime candidate for his Avengers Initiative. Unfortunately, the wizard in question didn't quite agree. One-shot
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 2,952 - Follows: 990 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Legal Alien by Whispering Darkness reviews
Normal people didn't have to worry about this sort of thing when they go on vacation. They worry about things like losing their luggage, catching a cab or something similar. Not alien invasions. Harry, however, had never been normal. Then again, neither were these guys. One-shot
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,262 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 4,709 - Follows: 1,505 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Jamie Evans and Fate's Fool by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Harry Potter stepped back in time with enough plans to deal with just about everything fate could throw at him. He forgot one problem: He's fate's chewtoy. Mentions of rape, sex, unholy vengeance, and venomous squirrels. Reposted after takedown!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 77,208 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 3,854 - Follows: 1,510 - Published: 6/2/2012 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] - Complete
Behind Closed Doors by Moczo reviews
Returning home after a long battle, the girl known to the world at large only as 'King Arthur' seeks naught but a brief respite from her troubles. Alas, circumstances rarely cooperate...
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 91 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Saber - Complete
With Feeling by RadiantBeam reviews
They do say love is a certain form of insanity, and what better way to tell a love story than through music? ::iPod shuffle challenge, one-shot:: ::Rin x Sakura::
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,803 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Rin T., Sakura M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sun Source by Clell65619 reviews
This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn't found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless with
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 111,868 - Reviews: 2463 - Favs: 8,954 - Follows: 5,312 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Wayne, what happened to those fountains! by Meinos Kaen reviews
Naruto returns to Konoha and finally works up the courage to confess his true feelings to the love of his life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,223 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 204 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Triwizard Tales by Clell65619 reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1598 - Favs: 7,311 - Follows: 2,738 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Naruto's Quirks by mapplepie reviews
We all know anime/manga Naruto's known as an idiot. Now, how about something different? Let's give him a new quirk, shall we? What about a REALLY ramen obsessed Naruto? A super-negative-emo Naruto? A Kakashi-must-die Naruto? Each chap, different quirk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,867 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 1,416 - Follows: 1,029 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Naruto U., Team Seven
White Lies And Other Misdemeanors by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. "I was never a child. Just a very short adult." In which Albus Dumbledore is perturbed, Voldemort is disturbed, and Harry is just Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,784 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 1,710 - Follows: 356 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Uninvited Guests by Moczo reviews
It began so simply. The 11th Division lost their barracks, and decided to move next door to bunk with the 10th Division. Surely such an ordinary beginning couldn't draw the entire Soul Society down into an ever-escalating spiral of chaos. Right?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 138,240 - Reviews: 1890 - Favs: 2,522 - Follows: 1,160 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 4/23/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 4,395 - Follows: 922 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Teamwork 2 by Asuka Kureru reviews
NaruSasuSaku OT3. Sequel to Teamwork. Training, house, baby, Kyuubi, Itachi, oh my. What, you thought life would be easy? ABANDONED, detailed summary of the ending linked in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 197,055 - Reviews: 1389 - Favs: 1,296 - Follows: 1,254 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 3/29/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
When Is It a Contract by Aealket reviews
Luna wants to have a better third year, so she asked her Daddy what to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,433 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 4,148 - Follows: 1,073 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
For the Love of Thor by The Sad Privateer reviews
There are some things about humans that Toothless just doesn't understand - A dragon's study of human behavior.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,241 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Toothless, Hiccup
Harry Potter and the Chance Meeting by Clell65619 reviews
After the fall of Voldemort, some people could deal with what they had to do in the War, others could not. Harry had pretty much left Wizarding Britain, thought not magic. Having a quiet drink in a pub, someone from his past re-enters his life HP/TD/DG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,698 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 3,209 - Follows: 2,883 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Harry P., Tracey D.
Things Fall Apart by MoonClaimed reviews
Ever read a story and ask, "...What?" Well, question no more! Each chapter is a facet of the zutara fandom that has a serious flaw in logic, whether it's purpose is to bring them together or keep them apart. No character bashing. Chap 12 Zuko's Emo Corner
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,053 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Zuko, Katara, unknown 9 - Complete
Samsara by Chuckman reviews
Shinji's music player breaks, leading to a musical, magical journey of self discovery, personal growth, and teaching Pen Pen how to drive.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,853 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 150 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Shinji I., Asuka L. S. - Complete
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3665 - Favs: 7,183 - Follows: 3,629 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Harry Potter and it's a Hufflepuff Omniverse by Clell65619 reviews
Harry is sent to a alternate reality by a petulant Tom Riddle, and the Hufflepuff Collective isn't happy about it at all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,175 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Harry P.
Like Minded by Fabulist reviews
Eugene is bored out of his mind at another ball until he spots someone spiking the punch. Oneshot. Appearances from many Disney characters.
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 96 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Flynn R. - Complete
You're NOT my best friend anymore! by JackOfBladesX reviews
After the battle at Tenchi bridge, Naruto and Sasuke meet...and decide to find different best friends. Insanity ensues. Note Naruto/Sasuke friendship. Not Yaoi. Rated for language. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,521 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 51 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Science of Failure by N.L. Rummi reviews
Roxanne discovers that she and Megamind define failure a bit differently.
Megamind - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
The Closet by Asuka Kureru reviews
Rukia snorts. 'We can't have a housewarming party in my closet. Who would fit in here with us? ' Orihime's voice goes quiet. 'Kurosaki kun could, if we tried.' Post HuecoMundo. RukiIchiHime Romance, friendship, humor. Now with crack sequel! Poor Ichigo.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,852 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Rukia K., Orihime I. - Complete
i'm where i meant to go by vega-de-la-lyre reviews
Ye gods, look at what she's done to him. Post-movie.
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,945 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete
Blue Skies and Sunshine by The Croc Shop reviews
A completed collection of vignettes. Tiana and Naveen honeymoon, work on their restaurant, discuss fashion and finances, and in one universe, attend Hogwarts.
Princess and the Frog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 19,752 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Tiana, Prince Naveen - Complete
After by VickyVicarious reviews
Not a single Mugiwara showed any shame. And not a single one hid. -futurefic-
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 126 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Straw Hats P. - Complete
On the Line by glamaphonic reviews
Five times Roy Mustang drunk dialed Riza Hawkeye. RoyRiza.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,698 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 60 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Zest of an Orange by The Storybooker reviews
The bird is overloaded, Sanji needs to borrow a bra, Hancock wants to make babies, Luffy is hallucinating... The reunion of the Straw Hats. Crack!fic.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Luffy, Straw Hats P. - Complete
Brighter Than the Dawn by glamaphonic reviews
Roy wakes most mornings to the sunlight warm on his face.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Take Aim by glamaphonic reviews
Riza Hawkeye, before. RoyRiza.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,667 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 45 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Broken China by messengercat reviews
Of broken crockery, cutlery and the March Hare.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2010 - March Hare/Thackery Earwicket - Complete
Nakama Day by Roseveare reviews
Luffy decides to give meaningful presents to his crew. Short, sweet, and maybe a *tad* cracky.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Luffy - Complete
Hedwig and the Goblet of Fire by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 4,467 - Follows: 1,148 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Parvati P. - Complete
Prince Under Foot by The Croc Shop reviews
Tiana cooks. Naveen helps.
Princess and the Frog - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,412 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Prince Naveen, Tiana - Complete
Contemplating Clouds by Tehan.au reviews
Apathetic Occlumency teacher twisting your mind out of shape? Never fear, there's a charming young girl in the year below to twist it back in the opposite direction. Just hope it doesn't snap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,222 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 2,035 - Follows: 2,094 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Harry P., Luna L.
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 15025 - Favs: 23,733 - Follows: 9,674 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Alchemist by Pyralis Anacreon reviews
Edward Elric, as seen by ten mutants.
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,462 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 101 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Edward E. - Complete
Oh, Did You Have a Sob Story Too, Sasuke? by Sarah1281 reviews
Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 2,318 - Follows: 458 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1308 - Favs: 8,840 - Follows: 2,218 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Of Many Hats by Random-Battlecry reviews
There's a new hat shop in town, and Alice finds the hat maker and his assistant strangely familiar. Mr. Carter seems to have mistaken himself for someone else, however, and Mr. Hasen is thoroughly occupied with getting the tea on. Some Alice/Hatter.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,784 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Alice, Mad Hatter/Hatta - Complete
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4833 - Favs: 12,934 - Follows: 5,982 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Weapons by Random One-Shot reviews
The Shinigami have duty. The Arrancar have Aizen. The Hollows have hunger. The Vaizard have revenge. But what does it take for a bunch of human children to fight?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,072 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 78 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Chad/Y. Sado, Ichigo K. - Complete
The Boy Who Fell, A HP Starwars Crossover by Darth Marrs reviews
The Boy Who Lived didn't. Now 13 years after Harry Potter was murdered by the Dursleys, magical England is on the verge of collapse. So Luna Lovegood wishes for someone to come and make it all better.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 135,413 - Reviews: 1086 - Favs: 1,654 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Ben Skywalker, Luna L. - Complete
Zoro’s Directions by peroxidepest17 reviews
Correct file now! Zoro gives directions.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 2,269 - Follows: 333 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Sanji, Luffy - Complete
A Father's Ire by MoonClaimed reviews
Ichigo and Rukia fight over his life, her death, and the logistics of a necrophilic relationship. Isshin says his part to the girl who might have been, and might yet still become, his daughter-in-law. Sometimes you have to fight for your happy ending.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Isshin K., Rukia K. - Complete
The Grass Is Always Greener by kb0 reviews
During the second term of Harry’s sixth year, he ends up saving Daphne Greengrass from a fate worse than death. To repay him, she teaches him Occlumency and they get to know each other well enough to learn that labels are not always useful... HP/DG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 100,620 - Reviews: 1108 - Favs: 7,844 - Follows: 2,885 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Curse of Fate: Outtakes by Mistress Nika reviews
Pervy wandmakers, sudden unexplained metamorphosis, world domination, massive destruction, G Dubbya, a terrified sorting hat, evil/insane Harry, things you absolutely should NOT do at Hogwarts, traumatized Severus and so much more!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,533 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 12/27/2006
Learn Your Place by RadiantBeam reviews
How utterly ironic. She says those words all the time, yet even now she still doesn’t know her place or where she belongs. ::One-shot:: ::Inner Moka x Tsukune::
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Moka A., Tsukune A. - Complete
Shattered by RadiantBeam reviews
On the morning of the fourth day, her fever broke. And Zuko wondered if this meant she'd finally return to the way she used to be. Mai x Zuko Rated to be safe
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,768 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 10/28/2008 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Mai, Zuko - Complete
Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts by Clell65619 reviews
The War is Over, Harry has won. But at what cost? At odds with Dumbledore, estranged from the Weasleys, betrayed by Lupin, Harry tries to carry on for his 7th year. Harry/Daphne. There will be Humor, there will be Romance, also Drama and Angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,198 - Reviews: 2267 - Favs: 7,958 - Follows: 3,290 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Alyssa Lies by RadiantBeam reviews
Daddy, tell me why. ::Modern day AU:: ::Slight Kataang, oneshot songfic::
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Aang, Katara - Complete
Three of Swords by Mini Nephthys reviews
Rin gets what she wants, even when that happens to be two men who hate each other's guts. Oneshot, Rin x Shirou and Rin x Archer, peripheral Iskander x Waver. Post UBW, light spoilers.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Rin T., Shirō E. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6353 - Favs: 17,103 - Follows: 5,973 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Male Bonding by glamaphonic reviews
Katara understands why Zuko had to join them. What she doesn't understand is why he and Sokka had to spend every waking moment in each other's company. Zuko&Sokka, Katara.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,444 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 1,498 - Follows: 185 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Sokka, Zuko - Complete
Love and the Art of War by DarthAmmonite reviews
Nanao X ...Zaraki? I have no excuse, explanation, or defense of this pairing whatsoever. So very, very sorry. The crack! It burns!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,846 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 11/17/2007 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Nanao I., K. Zaraki
Disclosure by glamaphonic reviews
Sex, Zuko had discovered, was a very troublesome thing. MaiZuko.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,077 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Zuko, Mai - Complete
Detective Ikari 2: The Price of Blood by Mister Cynical reviews
Spades can't say that he wasn't warned about SEELE. Too bad SEELE can't say they were warned about Spades.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,998 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Shinji I. - Complete
A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 5,627 - Follows: 1,539 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
The Original Naked Quidditch Match by Evilgoddss reviews
When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,510 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 4,551 - Follows: 1,017 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
150 Things Konoha Shinobi Are Not Allowed To Do by afriendtosell reviews
Just for fun. Mostly Crack. [Sometimes you just need to take a break from all of the seriousness]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,654 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 1,353 - Follows: 333 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1645 - Favs: 4,249 - Follows: 555 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
Kiss and Yell by Narf-for-the-Garthoc reviews
In which everyone finds out more about the Sexy no Jutsu than they EVER wanted to know and Naruto and Ino realize that violence is the spice of life. NaruIno
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,824 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 1,537 - Follows: 422 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Four things that Nami has to put up with by Maaya reviews
Nami has to put up with a lot. LuffyxNami
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Complete
Harry's Bad Hair Day by Angry Hermione reviews
Harry gets some advice on how to tame his hair. Entertaining ThreeShot, full of innuendo, thus the rating is just to be safe. Complete! Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,270 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 9/21/2006 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Ultimate Taijutsu Technique by Cyberwolf reviews
Lee tries out a new Ultimate Taijutsu Technique on Neji. Much to his team's dismay. Except Tenten, she thought it was funny.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 133 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Kakashi's Lesson by Lady Jaye1 reviews
With a little help from Team Gai, Team 7 teaches Kakashi a lesson on the consequences of being late.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 1,430 - Follows: 250 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Detective Ikari by Mister Cynical reviews
He never wanted to go back to Japan. Funny how fate has a habit of kicking you in the balls. Now he's back, if only temporarilly. Can Japan and NERV survive the return of Ikari?
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,483 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 4/21/2006 - Published: 10/14/2005 - Complete
Love Sacrifices and Dinner Preparations by Sakiku reviews
... or: Why Sasuke Rightfully Fears Fangirls. Mr. and Mrs. Haruno are having a little talk about their daughter's infatuation with a certain Uchiha heir...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Turned Traitor by Diva-esque reviews
Three traitors, three other ways things could have gone.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Kabuto Y., Sasuke U. - Complete
Presents by Kilerkki reviews
Three Christmasses in Kakashi's life, he's received presents. Once, he gives one. [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,040 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakumo H. - Complete
Late! by Soul's Confession reviews
Hatake Kakashi was waiting for his team. It was a novel experience.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 1,231 - Follows: 200 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Complete
Icarus by MarbleGlove reviews
Some successes are only measured in how long you last before falling. Hermione writes a letter and begins a relationship. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,303 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 9/2/2005 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
Shinji Just Snaps and Totally Wales on Everything by MidnightCereal reviews
The world's only three part one shot. More fun than getting kicked in the teeth!
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,181 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 8/12/2005 - Published: 7/30/2005 - Complete
Evil Be Thou My Good by Ruskbyte reviews
Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,554 - Reviews: 1973 - Favs: 8,982 - Follows: 2,492 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
No Thanks by old-crow reviews
Complete. Harry makes a decision at the train platform at the end of year 5. Two little words change lives forever. Revised 606.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 95,688 - Reviews: 3395 - Favs: 7,666 - Follows: 2,257 - Updated: 5/26/2005 - Published: 2/21/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Teamwork by Asuka Kureru reviews
NaruSasuSaku. Why are Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura waking up in the same bed anyway? What has got the Council so freaked? How will Team 7 cope with the repercussions? OT3, not love triangle. With plot! COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 47,357 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 1,764 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 3/8/2005 - Published: 8/6/2004 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2817 - Favs: 7,157 - Follows: 586 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
He Comes for Us All by X-parrot reviews
But there are exceptions to every rule. Not, in fact, a death fic.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 936 - Follows: 84 - Published: 6/23/2004 - Complete
