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Joined 07-07-11, id: 3054606, Profile Updated: 09-29-16
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, Naruto, and Mass Effect.

A few readers have commented that they believe my story Potter Attraction is going to finish soon. While it certainly is in the latter half of the story I have planned out, I will declare that there is more to come than just a chapter or two. Although certain arcs are finished, others are still ongoing and a few are just starting to fire up.

I hope to have the next chapter out soon, though we have all seen that soon may be relative.

Again, and to all my readers, thank you for your patience!

In other news, I am planning on writing various sequels of sorts for Potter Attraction. These would be in the vein of crossovers with other settings such as Mass Effect. If anyone is interested in writing Omake for one of these, please PM me. I already have some ideas for these which may serve as inspiration for your own or you can submit your own. Credit will be given to the authors of these pieces in the form desired.

Lastly, if you have any questions or comments of any other nature, feel free to contact me.

Thank you for your time.

A complete version of my story (rated R) can be found on hpfanficarchive . com under the pen name Achilles. The link that used to be here also used to work until fanfiction.net decided that NO links should work in profiles except to their own site.

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Sucker Bet by slythefoxx2 reviews
Naruto's response to Jiraiya's training trip is much different than canon. Watch as the gutsy ninja faces the world with a new perspective as he pulls himself back together.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,589 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 7/28 - Published: 7/22 - Naruto U.
A sunny day in DC by dogbertcarroll reviews
Kicked out of his home universe and then booted from Marvel, Xander better hope DC has a more lenient immigration policy. A possible future for: Walking on Sunshine.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,582 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 1,927 - Follows: 1,782 - Updated: 7/27 - Published: 6/9/2016
A New Player In The Force by USSExplorer reviews
A dead soldier wins an afterlife lottery and is given the chance to live a new life in another universe while gaining access to Gamer-like powers. Not a full-on x-over, but has a lot of elements that are similar to those found in 'The Gamer' manhwa. OC/Quasi-SI. NOTE: This story starts almost 4000 years before the Prequel Era but will arrive there by there end of the Prologue.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 202,023 - Reviews: 1931 - Favs: 5,837 - Follows: 7,192 - Updated: 7/27 - Published: 5/22/2018 - OC
The Unwanted Fiance by Luan Mao reviews
You've seen the stories where two strangers are forced together by a marriage contract. They resist it and resent it but eventually fall deeply in love. This isn't that story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,206 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 55 - Published: 7/26 - Harry P. - Complete
The Inevitability of Oversight by Anne Camp aka Obi-quiet reviews
Anakin has been at the temple for a while now and his life seems to have stabilized, mostly. No small feat for a time-traveling former Sith. But, even with support from those who know, this tentative balance can't last. It's only a matter of time, and with Sidious involved, he can only prepare and hope; not something he's exactly good at. Sequel to Dangers of Foresight
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 107,041 - Reviews: 943 - Favs: 1,954 - Follows: 2,605 - Updated: 7/26 - Published: 7/13/2018 - Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker, E. Palpatine, Siri T.
With Sprinkles by dogbertcarroll reviews
Instant death or being granted a wish by a certain demon lord, decisions, decisions, decisions. Xander Harris makes an incautious wish and now has to deal with the consequences. Not exactly the road trip he was planning on taking, but there certainly is a lot of sights to see.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,146 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 1,882 - Follows: 1,779 - Updated: 7/25 - Published: 4/13/2017 - Xander H.
A Legacy of Chaos: A Ship of Line Story by andrewjameswilliams reviews
In the aftermath of Ethan Rayne's spell Xander Harris finds himself transformed into a capsuleer and finds himself drawn into the battle between Stargate Command and the Goa'uld Empire. *Chapter one edited.*
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,373 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 7/24 - Published: 3/20
Skywalker: Resurgent by Lennex MacDuff reviews
Luke Skywalker is one of the most powerful Force users to ever live. Fueled by his connection to the Force, his destiny was always bound for greatness and his battles always meant to be a legendary struggle of Light overcoming Dark. But what sort of future might he have now? Armed with new knowledge, will the galaxy be prepared? Star Wars, SI!Luke.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 117,539 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 1,875 - Follows: 2,276 - Updated: 7/24 - Published: 10/25/2019 - Luke S.
Heated Storm Yields a Wild Horse's Heart by rewind gone nuts reviews
Sometimes, the smallest change can have a big impact. In the world we all know, a summer shower saw Ranma the girl and Genma the panda arrive, to the relief of Akane Tendo and the dismay of her elder sibling Nabiki, who was looking forward to a cute boyfriend. But what happens if Ranma arrives as a boy instead, to Nabiki's delight?
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 144,088 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 880 - Follows: 1,139 - Updated: 7/16 - Published: 12/24/2018 - [Ranma, Nabiki] Ukyo, Shampoo
A Young Woman's Political Record by jacobk reviews
With the war over and her military career in shambles, Tanya von Degurechaff has to forge a new path for herself. Fortunately, she finds an opportunity to get involved in the political scene. A safe, easy job has never been closer at hand. What could possibly go wrong?
Youjo Senki: Saga of Tanya the Evil - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 304,498 - Reviews: 1548 - Favs: 1,895 - Follows: 1,920 - Updated: 7/13 - Published: 7/15/2018 - Tanya, Visha
Seals are Easy, People are Hard by slythefoxx2 reviews
Naruto's reaction to his isolation is different from canon. How will Konoha deal with a Seal Master Jinchuuriki with muted affect and a perverted streak a mile wide?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 117,567 - Reviews: 3312 - Favs: 10,230 - Follows: 11,935 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 8/29/2018 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S.
Kagekage by Sarcasm Dragon reviews
Shikimaru becomes the world's strongest ninja. By doing absolutely nothing. What is his secret? [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/5 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Taylor Hebert, Medhall Intern by ack1308 reviews
Taylor Hebert is interning for Medhall. She has no idea who's actually in charge. This should be interesting.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 43,094 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 906 - Updated: 7/5 - Published: 2/26/2019
The Villain Wrangler by lil'hawkeye3 reviews
When a sick child asks to meet a villain (instead of a celebrity or superhero like with most wishes), someone's got to have the guts to track these wanted individuals down. It's not as easy as one would think. And what's there to worry about: they're all big softies anyways... right?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 49,579 - Reviews: 2181 - Favs: 6,975 - Follows: 7,163 - Updated: 7/5 - Published: 1/2/2017 - Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, Selina K./Catwoman, OC
Back to the Beginning by burnable reviews
Harry finds himself thrust into his four-year old body, after Voldemort killed him in the forest in what would have been his seventh year. Knowing what he did, he decided to fix some things he never had a chance to before. He'd not go into the magical world untrained this time. OP Harry. Science, magic and discovery. Harem.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 343,433 - Reviews: 1577 - Favs: 3,303 - Follows: 3,391 - Updated: 7/2 - Published: 5/16 - Complete
Whiskey Time Travel by Sapper One reviews
When Unspeakable Harry Potter wakes up in 1978, he determines he's either A: In the past. Or B: In a mental hospital. At least the firewhiskey still tastes the same. Waiting tables at the Three Broomsticks, drunken death eater bar fights, annoying an attractive but pushy auror, and avoiding his mother's crush on him is just another day in the life of Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,948 - Reviews: 1978 - Favs: 10,466 - Follows: 13,095 - Updated: 6/26 - Published: 5/7/2015 - Harry P., Amelia B., Rosmerta, Nicolas F.
Harry Potter and the Scrambled Sorting by TendraelUmbra reviews
The houses of Hogwarts are growing stagnant, and a certain sentient Hat is dismayed over this turn of events. It decides to take matters into its own hands, taking advantage of several obscure rules to sort students where the Hat wants them, not where heredity or their own desires want them to be. The result? A mess that gradually pulls the student body into utter chaos.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 90,024 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 2,249 - Follows: 3,397 - Updated: 6/25 - Published: 4/8/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., Tracey D.
Raven by JustBored21 reviews
Harry Potter, master of death, finds himself in another world. He attracts the attention of Nick Fury and shield. Harry can't help but think of this as an opportunity, after all, a weapon needs something to aim at.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 252,899 - Reviews: 2474 - Favs: 5,322 - Follows: 6,141 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 11/5/2019 - [Harry P., Black Widow/Natasha R., Wanda M./Scarlet Witch] - Complete
Sasuke's No Good Very Bad Teammates by GwendolynStacy reviews
Naruto and Sakura have gone insane. Or: Just after becoming Team 7 Naruto and Sakura go through a massive shift in personality, leaving Sasuke out of the loop and wondering what in the name of sanity could have happened to them. His only consolation is that Kakashi is just as weirded out as he is.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 81,609 - Reviews: 1104 - Favs: 2,348 - Follows: 2,660 - Updated: 6/20 - Published: 3/20/2018 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hidden Harry by gbakermatson reviews
What if the "power he knows not" is simply LOTS AND LOTS of power? A silly story written for my own amusement about an OP Harry Potter who doesn't realize just how OP he is. Rated M for fear of the thought police.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,564 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 6/20 - Published: 3/20/2018 - Harry P.
The Last Prayer by GraeFoxx reviews
Sometimes, all it takes is the right voice to help you realize the greatness within and conquer the painful evil without. Uzumaki Naruto's voice of promise just so happens to be his own... from the future. Warning: Lemons, Moral Ambiguity, Gray Area Decisions, Slow Build, and Harem. Naruto w/ Kurenai, Ino, Sakura, Tenten, Hinata, Temari, Mabui, Samui, and Mei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 432,485 - Reviews: 2696 - Favs: 4,684 - Follows: 5,336 - Updated: 6/20 - Published: 3/18/2019 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Ino Y., Kurenai Y.
Harry & the Mysterious Curse of the Girl-Who-Lived by Lord Jeram reviews
Harry always knew that there was something unique about him. In a way, the arrival of the Hogwarts acceptance letters was almost expected... except, why are they all addressed to 'Harriet Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 179,543 - Reviews: 1030 - Favs: 2,324 - Follows: 3,110 - Updated: 6/15 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Harry P.
Sons and Daughters of Sineya by dogbertcarroll reviews
Buffy and Willow followed Xander through a wardrobe into a world of magic and wonder, the only thing it lacked was warm water.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,317 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 690 - Updated: 6/6 - Published: 5/16 - Xander H., Buffy S., Willow R.
On the Bounce by Knife Hand reviews
After the end of the Second Wizarding War, Harry decides that he is done with the Wizarding World, and Hermione goes with him. Welcome to the Mobile Infantry. Crossover with Starship Troopers Book. AU. Chapter 9 up
Crossover - Harry Potter & Starship Troopers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,194 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 6/6 - Published: 7/13/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Villain Wrangler Vol 2 by lil'hawkeye3 reviews
Sick and injured children asking to meet the super-powered elite isn't unusual when it comes to wishes, but when one of them asks to meet an infamous villain? Someone's got to take the job. Hopefully, they've all got a compassionate side...
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,849 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 933 - Published: 5/31 - Erik L./Magneto, Sabretooth, Charles Xavier/Professor X
For The Honor Of The Regiment by mp3.1415player reviews
Some time ago when I started thinking about a Worm fic, three ideas came to mind. This is one of them, which now seems to have started to turn into a real story. Updates will be sporadic in all probability. It's considerably darker than most of my other work, but nowhere near the level of insane grimness of most Worm fics. (title changed on 2018-07-10)
Crossover - Bolo series & Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 24 - Words: 141,873 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 1,169 - Follows: 1,240 - Updated: 5/28 - Published: 3/17/2017
Unintended consequences by fanfictionfanaticX reviews
A small change in the past by SG-1 may have unexpected side effects for the rest of the galaxy.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 359,790 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 736 - Updated: 5/28 - Published: 6/17/2018
FILFY teacher by Vimesenthusiast reviews
A Harry Potter who has tried to take control of his destiny from second year on finds himself in need of a fresh start due to his marital status changing abruptly. Armed with some abilities beyond the norm, a Mastery of Defense and a muggle-style teacher's license, Harry takes his daughter Lily Luna and takes a job offer at Kuoh Academy. Pairings undecided save Harry/Rias/many?
Crossover - Harry Potter & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 810,214 - Reviews: 2437 - Favs: 6,740 - Follows: 7,448 - Updated: 5/28 - Published: 12/24/2017 - Harry P., Rias G.
Ranma Sitri by HistorianoftheKais reviews
Being the son of Genma Saotome is hard enough, but throw in the Devil herself as your mother and you have Ranma Sitri's headache. How is a half human, half devil supposed to become the greatest martial artist in the universe with a family like his?
Crossover - Ranma & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 96,712 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 1,083 - Updated: 5/23 - Published: 12/17/2017
Too Many Champions by maschl reviews
Harry and Hermione decide to help Fred and George to enter their names into the Goblet of Fire. Then, they enter some more names. Chaos ensues... A story that combines humour, logic, canon concepts, and some unique plot bunnies into a 4th-year tale that's hopefully different. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 83,314 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 1,536 - Follows: 1,530 - Updated: 5/23 - Published: 1/24 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Potter and The Girl Who Tried by Kellar21 reviews
Daphne is locked in a marriage contract with Harry Potter, but she doesn't want any marriage contract, she wants the freedom to choose her husband, and the only way out is by killing him, so she tries, but Harry wasn't called the Boy Who Lived for nothing. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 267 - Published: 5/18 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
SHINOBI: The RPG - Act 2 by Fulcon reviews
The minmaxer is at his full build. Now, he has one final challenge left: To stop crying and love the game.(On hiatus)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 150,020 - Reviews: 1692 - Favs: 2,376 - Follows: 2,881 - Updated: 5/18 - Published: 3/4/2019 - [Anko M., OC] Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Post-Apocalyptic Potter from a Parallel Universe by burnable reviews
Harry finally defeats Voldemort, but only after the world has been destroyed. Harry has his vengeance, but gets pulled into Voldemort's ritual and is dragged with his body to an alternate universe. First Chapter sets up the first scene. You can skip it reasonably safely. - Complete - Now up on webnovel under my original author name, burnable.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 69 - Words: 562,275 - Reviews: 3145 - Favs: 6,640 - Follows: 6,452 - Updated: 5/16 - Published: 7/1/2019 - Harry P., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
The Best Kind Of Weird by Petrificus Somewhatus reviews
It has been eight hours since Harry was dragged out of Potions for the Wand Weighing Ceremony and he hasn't been heard from since. What is the reason for Harry's mysterious vanishing act? Will Hermione survive the wait?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,687 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 141 - Published: 5/14 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
What's a Gungan? by mjimeyg reviews
A teenager falls from the sky but has no presence in The Force. He doesn't even know what he landed on. He certainly isn't anywhere near home anymore.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 83,368 - Reviews: 1563 - Favs: 3,840 - Follows: 3,179 - Updated: 5/8 - Published: 4/30 - [Padmé Amidala, Harry P.] Yoda, Sirius B. - Complete
Chopping Wood by Dorothea Greengrass reviews
Harry has a new hobby. Daphne is torn about its side effects. With kudos to Roald Dahl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,899 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 155 - Published: 5/6 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
On the back of the turtle by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander didn't dress as a soldier this time... Overkill doesn't begin to describe it.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,227 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 2,222 - Follows: 2,156 - Updated: 5/5 - Published: 4/10/2014
A MODern Man by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry takes advice he shouldn't, to do something he really should have known better than to try. Still, all's well that ends well, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 65,717 - Reviews: 1112 - Favs: 2,610 - Follows: 2,999 - Updated: 4/29 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Betrayal of Betraying Betrayers by ZebJeb reviews
Harry Potter, after defeating Voldemort in his fifth year, finds himself betrayed by those he trusted most. Yep, totally betrayed, and there is no other explanation for it whatsoever. PARODY ONE-SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,399 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 92 - Published: 4/28 - Harry P., Hermione G., Albus D., Luna L. - Complete
A Semblance of Hope by Vimesenthusiast reviews
After a unlucky moment with the gang back in time, Ranma's forced to seek out the then-present day Happosai to steal his Namban Mirror to get home. When an explosion cracks the mirror, he's flung through time and space to land on Remnant, but he isn't alone. And what are these weird white and black creatures? Pairing undecided but will be either Yang or Pyrrha not a harem or multi!
Crossover - Ranma & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 363,140 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 2,251 - Follows: 2,247 - Updated: 4/27 - Published: 3/2/2016 - Ranma, Yang X.L., Pyrrha N.
One Punch Wizard by MrWriterWriter reviews
When the Dursleys die in a car crash, Dumbledore is left with a quandary as to where to place the Boy-Who-Lived. That is, until he remembers another relative of Lily's: a cousin in Japan. Rated M just be safe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & One Punch Man/ワンパンマン - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 49,988 - Reviews: 1809 - Favs: 4,902 - Follows: 5,737 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 2/7/2017 - Harry P., Saitama
Dodging Prison and Stealing Witches - Revenge is Best Served Raw by LeadVonE reviews
Harry Potter has been banged up for ten years in the hellhole brig of Azkaban for a crime he didn't commit, and his traitorous brother, the not-really-boy-who-lived, has royally messed things up. After meeting Fate and Death, Harry is given a second chance to squash Voldemort, dodge a thousand years in prison, and snatch everything his hated brother holds dear. H/Hr/LL/DG/GW.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 646,435 - Reviews: 8686 - Favs: 16,994 - Follows: 20,174 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 10/23/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., Ginny W.]
Ship of The Line – Effect 31 by Knife Hand reviews
Bored with how things are going to play out, Janus interferes more directly in Halloween, making things more interesting and changing the course of the entire Galaxy. (Buffy/Star Trek/Mass Effect) - Chapter 11 up
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,158 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 4/20 - Published: 10/16/2019 - Xander H., Buffy S., Willow R.
Little Swimmers by canoncansodoff reviews
A "Hermione Retrieves Her Parents" story. Harry and Ron tag along, and catch the interest of local witches who are dealing with the after-effects of a magical virus that has left most Aussie wizards casting blanks. Blissfully Molly-free; eventual H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 77,219 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 1,529 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 12/27/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Mass Effect: Plan for the Galaxy by bored peasant reviews
I was chosen because I had thought it through and because I knew what pain and suffering was. Now I have the chance to see if my ideas can help Shepard save the galaxy. SI.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 138,652 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 988 - Follows: 1,258 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 5/24/2017 - OC
Issei - The Gaming Gear by SeerKing reviews
Getting the [Boosted Gear] is expected for Issei. What if he gained it a month early and another one as well? Let the Games Begin... IsseiXHarem (if it wasn't, it wouldn't be DXD). Now has a TVTropes page!
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 125,430 - Reviews: 1622 - Favs: 6,360 - Follows: 7,634 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 3/26/2016 - H. Issei
Chiaroscuro by boomvroomshroom reviews
"They say the only thing to fear is fear itself. That, and a motivated Nara." Shikamaru is born with his father's intelligence and his mother's work ethic. The world is turned sideways.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 74 - Words: 338,887 - Reviews: 8645 - Favs: 9,685 - Follows: 10,602 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 5/23/2015 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Shikamaru N., Kakashi H.
Daphne's Letter from the Future by TomHRichardson reviews
Two days after returning home from fifth-year classes and O.W.L. exams, Daphne Greengrass finds on her pillow, a letter from her much-older self. Included in this letter is a Muggle envelope addressed to Harry Potter from his much-older self. This is an alt-universe GreenPot Harmony (H/Hr and HP/DG) story that bashes Albus Dumbledore and Ron Weasley.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 101,944 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 2,288 - Follows: 2,452 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 12/3/2019 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G.] Albus D. - Complete
Transcendent Humanity by Solaris242 reviews
Humanity never developed FTL. The Prothean archives contained no technology, no Element Zero, just a warning. Isolated from the rest of the galaxy for two thousand years, restricted to their only system, how will humanity have changed when they first meet the Turians? AU, alternate history of humanity and First Contact.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 26 - Words: 75,168 - Reviews: 2702 - Favs: 7,229 - Follows: 8,192 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 5/7/2013
The Demon Who Lived by Forthwith16 reviews
Reborn as Harry Potter, Lelouch now has an entire magical world to sort out that, to his surprise, actually seems worse than Britannia. Known terrorists freely walk the streets. Corruption is rampant. A fool sits as the head of government. Oh yes, and every single eleven-year-old is given a wand that can replicate the effect of every geass he's ever encountered, including his own.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 41,580 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 1,487 - Follows: 1,904 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 12/2/2019 - [Lelouch L., Kallen S., C.C.]
The Boneyard by Clell65619 reviews
The resting place of stories that started out strong before the muse that was driving them took off for parts unknown. All of these are up for adoption, if they appeal to you, and you think you can make them work, have at it. Let me know when you publish, so I can see how they look when they grow up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 95,274 - Reviews: 1378 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 11/30/2015
Harry Potter and the Elves Most Fabulous by Steelbadger reviews
Elfling!Harry. Except not. Jaded and cynical Master Auror Harry Potter gets sent to Arda to relive his non-existent childhood. Childhood sucks. Rated M for language.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,271 - Reviews: 1211 - Favs: 5,358 - Follows: 6,106 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 3/17/2015 - Harry P.
Harry Potter, Unexpected Animagus by DWDuck reviews
With the love of a good woman, Harry becomes more confident and learns to handle the embarrassment that comes from being a teenage boy as well as an unexpected animagus. Set during the Tri-Wizard Tournament. Severe Ron bashing ahead.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 67,456 - Reviews: 1294 - Favs: 4,255 - Follows: 5,303 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Augment Gothic by gothicjedi666 reviews
A present-day Star Trek fan is forcibly thrust into that dimension and made anew as an augment, a genetically engineered superman, on the whim of a mischievous god. Armed with the knowledge of this dimension's past and future, he's determined to live well, have fun with alien women, and make it look easy. Elements of DS9/TNG/Voy/Ent. With Joe Lawyer as Co-Author. Abandoned
Crossover - StarTrek: Deep Space Nine & StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,991 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 1,144 - Follows: 1,232 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 5/16/2016 - OC
Second Chances by andrewjameswilliams reviews
AU Fic. When the SDF-3 is destroyed by the Haydonites Admiral Rick Hunter and others are sent back in time to change history and the outcome of the Robotech Wars.
Robotech/Macross - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 107,932 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Rick/Hikaru, Roy, Lisa/Misa
Imperium of Vader by AkumaKami64 reviews
The Empire faces the unthinkable: The Emperor is dead, secretly slain by his apprentice, Darth Vader. Now the reigning Lord of the Sith and Emperor of the Galaxy, Vader now tries to juggle keeping rebels underfoot and the Empire together while turning it into something to be proud of. Now he just needs to figure out what to do with the Death Star...
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,688 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 1,698 - Follows: 2,247 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 12/2/2019 - Darth Vader, Grand Moff Tarkin
Hindsight Is Not Perfect by Anne Camp aka Obi-quiet reviews
Paved with good intentions or not, the road back from Hell is a difficult, slippery slope for those who choose to walk it as Anakin has. Now he has to face the consequences of his choices, avoid suspicion of everyone from the Jedi Council to Palpatine and try to prevent the future from turning out as badly Before all while somehow finding a way to balance the Force...again! REVAMP
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,239 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 3,218 - Follows: 1,344 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
From Ruin by GraeFoxx reviews
It all went wrong. Harry is locked away in Azkaban for decades as Voldemort destroys and conquers the magical world and beyond unchallenged. However, Voldemort's greatest strength will be used against him, and Harry is sent back in time with one mission: to kill the Dark Lord before he rises again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 302,724 - Reviews: 1209 - Favs: 3,736 - Follows: 5,169 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 8/5/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Daphne G.
Flaming Maelstroms by thatdamnuchiha reviews
Flung back into the Warring Clans Era without the help of their sensei, Team Seven swear to avenge him and everyone else they lost. Zetsu would never know what was coming for him, and Kaguya's unfinished business would remain that way. They'd pay for taking sensei away. Of course it would've been far easier if Naruto hadn't decided to mess with their genetics on the way back.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,005 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 8/25/2019 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Madara U. - Complete
Incompatible System by mp3.1415player reviews
Technological incompatibility can cause serious issues even at a simple level. When it comes to interstellar travel, those issues can be quite profound...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 112,114 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 1,772 - Follows: 2,103 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 8/18/2019
Narcissa's Chance by ReluctantSidekick reviews
Thrust back in time Harry wants to destroy Voldemort. Narcissa Black wants a better life than marriage to Lucius. Time Traveling Harry Potter goodness. HP/NM HP/BL unrequited HP/MM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 156,262 - Reviews: 1275 - Favs: 4,969 - Follows: 6,253 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 3/15/2018 - [Harry P., Narcissa M., Bellatrix L.]
Fourth by Weldon Kenfield reviews
This is a Crackfic, meaning the story is not intended to be taken seriously. Taylor Hebert usually triggers in her Locker. But what if an out-of-context being interfered? Features Queen Administrator Taylor. T because of light, Worm-style swearing and a proportions joke.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,757 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 1,313 - Follows: 1,650 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 11/24/2017 - Skitter, Danny H.
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 200,216 - Reviews: 8344 - Favs: 14,810 - Follows: 15,906 - Updated: 12/25/2019 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Harry Potter and the Rule of Three by NCP18 reviews
On a trip to St. Mungo's to check on Moody after the Tournament, Amelia Bones sees a badly injured child in one of the beds. From that random encounter, everything changes. With a powerful ally fighting for him for once, not to mention growing affection from two lovely witches, Harry starts building his own family and begins to reach his true potential. Enemies beware. HP/HG/SB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 253,929 - Reviews: 2177 - Favs: 5,179 - Follows: 5,814 - Updated: 12/24/2019 - Published: 1/1/2019 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B.] Amelia B. - Complete
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 185 - Words: 803,427 - Reviews: 12184 - Favs: 5,723 - Follows: 4,705 - Updated: 12/19/2019 - Published: 9/4/2005
Are You Afraid of the Dark? by ack1308 reviews
Danny and Annette Hebert had a dark secret long before their daughter Taylor was born. Now widowed, Danny finds raising his daughter harder than he expected. When he finds out that she is being bullied, his reaction may be ... extreme.
Crossover - Worm & John Wick - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 53,580 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 2,069 - Follows: 2,325 - Updated: 12/15/2019 - Published: 2/26/2016
The Betrothal expanded by slytherinsal reviews
as requested from the drabble. When Pansy Parkinson opts for Ron Weasley as a suitable bridegroom to rescue her from abuse at home, it has a knock-on effect with Harry's life too as Pansy helps him understand his place in society and how to use it within the context of the Triwizard. Rated for mention of abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,004 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 52 - Published: 12/14/2019 - Complete
Big Words by maschl reviews
Harry always listened to Hermione's advice. But after a fight with Malfoy, maybe he should have listened a bit more closely. Crack fic. Violence. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 49 - Published: 12/8/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry and the Pirates by Technomad reviews
Harry Potter grew up in Roanapur, with his loving Aunt Petunia, his best friend/cousin Dudley, and the woman they all worked for, Balalaika! Until the day a mysterious visitor arrived with news that would change both boys' lives forever...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Black Lagoon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 185,765 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 1,067 - Follows: 1,176 - Updated: 12/6/2019 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Harry P., Balalaika
Annihilating Albus by senawario reviews
One responsible adult realises the inevitable (much earlier than he would have under a different author!) and decides to do something about it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,559 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 12/5/2019 - Published: 12/16/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B.
Wood it Work by dogbertcarroll reviews
Sunnydale is a magical place and has been so since long before Buffy was born. Willow's attempts to encourage Xander and Jesse to read when they are ten leads to worlds of adventure.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,532 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 1,513 - Follows: 1,338 - Updated: 11/28/2019 - Published: 6/4/2019 - Xander H., Willow R., Jesse M., OC
Harry Potter's most excellent adventure by wolfd890 reviews
Harry Potter simply wanted to take a break from being everyone's hero. Who'd have thought that being kidnapped by Jaffa out of some lousy Diner would do the trick? Poor SG1. They have no idea how far down the rabbit hole goes. Harry Potter/Stargate Crossover, eventual AU (COMPLETE, if you can believe it!)
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 143,446 - Reviews: 982 - Favs: 3,100 - Follows: 3,671 - Updated: 11/28/2019 - Published: 11/16/2015 - J. O'Neill, Vala, Harry P. - Complete
Shiver me Timbers! by wolfd890 reviews
He'd slumbered in Hoth's cold embrace for millennia before being exhumed by the Alliance. Could he help them defeat the Empire? A HP SW crossover(obviously)
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,101 - Reviews: 1205 - Favs: 4,381 - Follows: 6,154 - Updated: 11/28/2019 - Published: 12/18/2015 - Luke S., Leia O., Harry P.
This Isn't Kansas by andrewjameswilliams reviews
Returning from Orilla the Odyssey engages in a fierce battle with the Ori the outcome of which catapults the ship and her crew into a different universe full of dangers beyond anything encountered by the SGC before.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Robotech/Macross - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 100,194 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 11/26/2019 - Published: 4/5/2014 - D. Jackson, C. Mitchell, Gloval, Karl/River
Where the Heart Is by Xelan reviews
One summer, Harry visits Hermione's house and meets with her parents. Been done to death, in fact, I've written it a few times myself. Let's change it up a little, shall we? Rated M for safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,359 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 11/20/2019 - Published: 5/27/2015
Daddy's Home by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
A one shot for Penny's return in "The Greatest Kingdom". And a crossover to boot.
Crossover - RWBY & Futurama - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/14/2019 - Penny P. - Complete
Groundhog Harry's Descent Into Madness by zugrian reviews
After winning the war and defeating the Dark Lord, Harry thought he was finished being fate's chewtoy. He wakes up 14 again and has yet another date with the triwizard tournament. Now he's stuck in a time loop, trading his sanity for amusement, and the universe will never be the same. Includes: sex, violence, swearing, lunacy, bashing, and probably some silly tropes as well.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,791 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 939 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 10/27/2019 - Published: 3/13/2019 - Harry P., Parvati P., Susan B., Daphne G. - Complete
Groundhog Harry 2: Luna's Ecclectic Boogaloo by zugrian reviews
If Harry Potter thinks that he gets a chance to go hilariously bonkers and not take Luna Lovegood with him, he's got Another Thing Comin! Cue Judas Priest guitar riff!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,339 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 415 - Published: 10/27/2019 - Harry P., Luna L., Parvati P., Daphne G.
That Sounds Like Work by flabbyknight reviews
This is not what Taylor signed up for.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,604 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 10/20/2019 - Published: 6/10/2015 - Skitter, Grue, Regent, Tattletale - Complete
Recoil by ack1308 reviews
The fight against Behemoth in New Delhi goes horribly wrong. Taylor, almost the only survivor, is sent back into the past by Phir Sē to try to fix matters. But there are complications ...
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 403,211 - Reviews: 1184 - Favs: 2,263 - Follows: 2,559 - Updated: 10/20/2019 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Skitter, Tattletale, Danny H., OC
Harry Potter and the Energy Sight by Cookymons reviews
In this world not only did Harry die in the forest but most of his friends were lost in the war. He wakes up with several strange people around him who offer to send him back to try again with new powers and abilities. Very strong Harry only to try to equal out how strong Voldemort really was. Multi-paring. Mild Character bashing, mostly Malfoy, Snape. M for later Chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 138,179 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 1,408 - Follows: 2,083 - Updated: 10/17/2019 - Published: 6/8/2019 - [Harry P., Daphne G., Ginny W., Hermione G.]
Origin Story by Worldmaker reviews
Halloween ends, and Xander finds himself in a place he never thought was real, under circumstances he never saw coming.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 272,787 - Reviews: 1580 - Favs: 2,449 - Follows: 2,687 - Updated: 10/8/2019 - Published: 10/28/2013
Taking Responsibility by Forum Explorer reviews
Taylor has surrendered to the PRT and in doing so has ruined Cauldron's plans for her and her city. Alexandria has to do something about this but what? She could try a scheme to alienate Taylor by provoking her into a fight. She's invincible after all, and Taylor could easily escape prison once the dust settles. Or perhaps she should try just talking to Taylor about it first.
Worm - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,482 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/29/2019 - Skitter, Alexandria - Complete
The House of Potter Rebuilt by DisobedienceWriter reviews
A curious 11-year-old Harry begins acting on the strange and wonderful things he observes in the wizarding world. He might just turn out very differently, and the world with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 140,934 - Reviews: 1878 - Favs: 8,334 - Follows: 8,467 - Updated: 9/10/2019 - Published: 5/6/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
Atonement by old-crow reviews
Harry received some useful advice before the third task. The butterfly effect will be going full-speed. Not everyone is happy with the changes. Enjoy
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,355 - Reviews: 1915 - Favs: 2,192 - Follows: 1,828 - Updated: 9/10/2019 - Published: 7/28/2019 - Complete
Like the Galaxy Wasn't Strange Enough Already by MojoTheSpaceMonkey reviews
Harry felt the need to start over after the wizarding world took that final step off the ledge to insanity. What better place to begin fresh than a new galaxy where he would be the only magical?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 167,069 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 2,114 - Follows: 2,737 - Updated: 9/6/2019 - Published: 6/7/2017
Looking at Hermione by LeQuin reviews
Neville didn't mean to stare. He certainly didn't mean to cause any trouble. All he can do now is try to fix it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,459 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 101 - Published: 9/5/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L. - Complete
Playing by the Rules by RobSt reviews
Sometimes playing by the rules is not just your best option, it can be your only option.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,925 - Reviews: 1643 - Favs: 3,304 - Follows: 2,664 - Updated: 9/1/2019 - Published: 8/11/2019 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Returns by Nargled reviews
Harry Returns. To fight the real battle. Minerva won't know what hit her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/31/2019 - Complete
Mirror, Mirror by kb0 reviews
Sirius decides to stop brooding and asks a few pointed questions which leads Harry to an interesting choice.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,794 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 223 - Published: 8/29/2019 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Harry Potter and Future's Past by DriftWood1965 reviews
Starts out the day after the Battle of Hogwarts. Harry and Hermione meet the Goddess of Love, and she offers to let them go back in time. Strictly Harry and Hermione. Minor - well maybe major Ginny, Ron and Dumbledore Bashing. Soul Bond - Time Travel
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 326,387 - Reviews: 7532 - Favs: 15,706 - Follows: 18,365 - Updated: 8/24/2019 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Left Turn at Albuquerque by andrewjameswilliams reviews
When a weapons test goes horribly wrong the SDF-3 and a group of Robotech warships are sent hurtling into the Star Wars galaxy and a confrontation with the forces of the sinister Galactic Empire. *Chapter Nine new version*
Crossover - Star Wars & Robotech/Macross - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 83,616 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 8/18/2019 - Published: 2/26/2017 - Leia O., M. Mothma, Lisa/Misa, Rick/Hikaru
The Evil Overlord List by boomvroomshroom reviews
Villains always make the same dumb mistakes. Luckily, Tom Riddle happens to have a rather dangerously genre-savvy friend in his head to make sure that he does this "conquering the world" business the RIGHT way. It's about time the bad guys won for once.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 106,930 - Reviews: 2369 - Favs: 6,044 - Follows: 6,575 - Updated: 8/17/2019 - Published: 1/14/2015 - Harry P., Draco M., Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
Harry Potter, I will never make her cry again by Red Phoenix Dragon reviews
Looking at the GoF Yule Ball as portrayed in canon and movie, one sees a dark bitter jealous side of Ronald Bilius that Hermione sums up in one sentence. "Ron, you spoil everything!" Harry remembers who believed him and chooses Hermione. And that changes Everything! Ron has another bad experience due to his greed, fears, jealousies and Snape! HHr NLLL MOF Dumbledore Character death
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 94,438 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 935 - Follows: 1,225 - Updated: 8/17/2019 - Published: 4/7/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Neville L.
Through the Wormhole by dunuelos reviews
Harry Potter was unhappy with his life in Post-Voldemort Great Britain. Tired of the threats and expectations, he agrees to go through the Veil to help the DOM learn more about it. And there he meets the Prophets. They send him back to DS9 with the Sisko. He has a lot to learn about where he ended up. Now finished with Year One of DS9. Possible sequel to come.
Crossover - StarTrek: Deep Space Nine & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 154,691 - Reviews: 1406 - Favs: 1,630 - Follows: 1,692 - Updated: 8/10/2019 - Published: 11/18/2017 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Rise of the Trickster by Raolin reviews
Harry Potter, a superhero, and a supervillain walk into a bar. Things escalate a bit from there. Specifically, into my answer to the Blood Brandy Vegas Challenge, which will forcefully introduce Harry to the DC Universe just when a number of sidekicks and younger heroes are getting a little antsy with the current status quo. Things are gonna get crazy. Harry/Multi. AU Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 50,017 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 3,528 - Follows: 4,323 - Updated: 8/9/2019 - Published: 10/27/2018 - Harry P.
Worm snippets by mercva reviews
Just some ideas I have percolating.
Crossover - X-overs & Worm - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,196 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/2/2019 - Published: 3/24/2019
Like an Erumpent in a Graveyard by tyrannicpuppy reviews
We've all had a gut feeling that something was very wrong, but Harry Potter has been through so much more that he has a higher threshold for weird feelings. Meaning when he gets one, he tends to listen to it. So, what happens when he gets this feeling before grabbing the Triwizard Cup and instead accidentally knocks it into one of the many dangerous beasts in the maze with him?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,260 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 232 - Published: 7/31/2019 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Amelia B., Amos D. - Complete
It Gets Worse by ack1308 reviews
This is a Taylor Hebert centric story, starting just after the locker. Details after that are sketchy ...
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 152,972 - Reviews: 1720 - Favs: 3,607 - Follows: 2,987 - Updated: 7/26/2019 - Published: 12/4/2015 - Shadow Stalker, Danny H., Emma B., Madison C. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Great Getaway by JoeNobody reviews
Inspired by Clell65619's "Second Life," Chapter 27 of his "Boneyard," Harry Potter decides that he really, really wants to get way, way, way away from it all... for at least a little while. And Hermione knows just where to take him. Update: this story took a twist that caught me totally by surprise, but I just held on for dear life while it ran where it wanted to go.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,154 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 7/5/2019 - Published: 4/25/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Stand Ins and Stunt Doubles by dogbertcarroll reviews
Alcohol kills brain cells and magic wipes memories, so why in the world would he rely on either one? Because there just aren't any other options. Xander's quest to clear his mind and evict past tenants may just change the world more than it changes him!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,873 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 1,775 - Follows: 1,725 - Updated: 7/3/2019 - Published: 12/6/2013
The Bitter Taste by mistermisstep
Over a cup of tea and a platter of sweets, the Third Hokage takes care of the Uchiha problem sooner rather than later. He ultimately has Shimura Danzō to thank for that. (AU, one-shot, gen)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,281 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2019 - Hiruzen S., Danzō S. - Complete
Technically Speaking by mistermisstep reviews
The Ministry of Magic just passed a Marriage Law to increase Magical Britain's population. The horror! Good thing Hermione has a plan. (AU. One-shot. Gen.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/29/2019 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Ice Cream by Andrius reviews
Harry runs into the Ice Queen of Slytherin during a late night trip to the kitchens.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,147 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 1,974 - Follows: 867 - Published: 6/28/2019 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
A brand new day by dogbertcarroll reviews
What if Xander had listened to Willow up on the bluff and didn't talk her out of destroying the world?
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,499 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 1,553 - Follows: 1,493 - Updated: 6/27/2019 - Published: 12/16/2017
Women Are From Earth, Men Are From Krypton by turbomagnus reviews
A collection of my Smallville shorts, drabbles and snippets, works that aren't long enough to be stories on their own. Despite the title, not all of them will involve pairings. Characters, situations and any pairings that do appear may vary.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 63 - Words: 43,345 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/23/2019 - Published: 3/1/2014
Emma's Triggers by Steve2 reviews
Taylor Hebert triggered, turned into a cape, and became the hero of Worm. This is not a story about Taylor. It is a story about Emma (the girl who bullied Taylor into triggering), and how Emma triggered instead. Triggered with a power that no one would ever want. Including her.
Worm - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,409 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/15/2019 - Published: 6/1/2019 - Shadow Stalker, Emma B.
Trapped in a Broom-Closet by Dorothea Greengrass reviews
Two people become the victims of a sordid prank that changes their lives forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 124,600 - Reviews: 1091 - Favs: 4,598 - Follows: 6,139 - Updated: 6/10/2019 - Published: 11/22/2016 - [Harry P., Daphne G.]
The Petrov Gambit by OlegGunnarsson reviews
Albus Dumbledore decides to do everything he can to make sure that young Harry Potter enjoys his childhood. Things, as it turns out, get just a little bit out of hand. One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,765 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 66 - Published: 6/10/2019 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Five Patronii Hermione Could Have Had by Aurilia reviews
Just what it says on the tin. Total crackity-crack-crack.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,323 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/30/2019 - Hermione G. - Complete
Damaged Defenders by Sherza reviews
Thor realizes Loki is not himself. Tony knows and has done work for Charles Xavier. He is also friends with Warren Worthington III. Steve keeps his promise to Erskine. These simple facts, among others, change *everything* when Loki comes to Earth and the Chitauri come calling, and what happens after.
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 141 - Words: 356,568 - Reviews: 2016 - Favs: 2,000 - Follows: 1,988 - Updated: 5/23/2019 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Logan/Wolverine, Angel, Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
A Little Moody by JackPotr reviews
Interference in the bond Harry and Hermione share force them in different directions with no hope of reconciliation. Harry gets help from those who should have stood with him from the beginning and makes some friends who will help him fulfill his destiny. Hermione reacts in the extreme. Bad AD/MW/RW. Hard to categorize as it has a little of everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 74,529 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 910 - Updated: 5/22/2019 - Published: 1/24/2019 - Harry P., Alastor M.
Family - It's in the Blood by mjimeyg reviews
Somebody decides to teach Harry about the importance of blood.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,992 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 1,690 - Follows: 667 - Published: 5/21/2019 - [Harry P., Astoria G.] - Complete
Adventures Luna Never Had by alienyouthct reviews
A series of miscellaneous one-shots encompassing all sorts of crossover-related adventures that Luna never had. And possibly one or two non-crossover adventures. The jury's still out on that. Category 2 will drift relative to whatever the latest chapter includes.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Flash - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,284 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 5/9/2019 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Nora A.
Show me the Way by The Ferryman reviews
"She's a wannabe hero. Has been from the start, since the night Lung was first brought into custody." In the hospital after Leviathan, knowing the truth of Shadow Stalker's identity and with both Armsmaster and Tattletale threatening the Truce, Taylor proposes a compromise. Because no one can make the wrong decision every time.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,812 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 232 - Published: 5/8/2019 - Complete
Albus Dumbledore's bad day by keitaya reviews
A bad day...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/3/2019 - Albus D. - Complete
A Training Trip by Sarcasm Dragon reviews
Jiraiya has taken Naruto on a 3 year trip to train him to be able to face his future, but Konoha's #1 Unpredictable Ninja feels he's not making much progress. The group of Iwa nin who come across him might have to disagree. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,234 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 72 - Published: 4/23/2019 - Complete
Not Dumbledore by kathryn518 reviews
Ron Weasley knows something the Wizarding World does not.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,558 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 2,503 - Follows: 861 - Published: 4/21/2019 - Harry P., Ron W., Albus D. - Complete
Invincible by kathryn518 reviews
The night in the graveyard, produces a very different result as Harry discovers things he didn't know about his heritage. Before he only had a castle, now he has a whole wide world to get himself in trouble. At least he has his responsible godfather along for the ride. That should help... right? Or not.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 110,199 - Reviews: 1114 - Favs: 5,978 - Follows: 7,174 - Updated: 4/20/2019 - Published: 2/8/2016 - Harry P., Sirius B.
H & T Prank the Multiverse by Steve2 reviews
Harry Potter (Potterverse) and Taylor Hebert (Wormverse) each had one thing in common: they were killed much too early in their lives. Yes, they died. And met each other on the "other side" where they were offered jobs. As usual, nothing goes according to plan.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Worm - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 54,364 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 3/28/2019 - Published: 11/22/2018 - Harry P., Skitter
The Room of Lost Things by turbomagnus reviews
A collection of Harry Potter shorts and drabbles, usually featuring H/Hr. Treatment of other characters may vary.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,218 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 3/9/2019 - Published: 6/19/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
A Matter for Lawyers by The Ferryman reviews
"She could have drowned you in bugs," Calle said. Tagg wasn't certain if that would have been a mercy or a punishment.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,189 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 719 - Updated: 3/6/2019 - Published: 2/21/2019 - Skitter, Alexandria, Danny H., Tagg - Complete
SHINOBI: The RPG - Act 1 by Fulcon reviews
A min-maxing Self-Insert ruins himself at character creation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 70 - Words: 375,194 - Reviews: 3406 - Favs: 5,523 - Follows: 5,335 - Updated: 3/4/2019 - Published: 4/4/2017 - Naruto U., OC - Complete
Powerful Magical Artifact by kathryn518 reviews
The Goblet of Fire is a powerful magical artifact. Powerful enough to lock four powerful magicals to a binding magical contract even when one is unwilling. What else can it do to fulfill a contract? Pull someone to fulfill a contract from a distance? Reach across space and time? Summon the dead?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,192 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 4,297 - Follows: 5,292 - Published: 3/3/2019 - Harry P., Ron W.
Wizard Runemaster by plums reviews
A Weapon. A Hero. But now… a loose end. Harry Potter resolves to destroy the enemies who betrayed him on his terms, only to find all his plans torn asunder when he's summoned to a new world plagued with the same enemies as his own.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 283,018 - Reviews: 2579 - Favs: 8,087 - Follows: 7,097 - Updated: 3/3/2019 - Published: 1/21/2013 - [Harry P., Draenei, Night Elf, Onyxia] - Complete
Wizard Runemaster 2 by plums reviews
Harry and company confront a rising tide of enemies as they aid friends and allies while making new ones as they venture into the shattered realm of Outland. The Burning Legion is not prepared! Sequel to Wizard Runemaster. (Predominantly WoW Level 60 to 70 content)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 43,826 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 3,972 - Follows: 4,403 - Published: 3/3/2019
All I Wanna Do by tyrannicpuppy reviews
After both have been unfairly cast from magical society, Harry and Hermione find each other and a night to remember springs forth. But it's hard to have a night to remember when you can hardly remember yourself. SMUT! EWE. PwP. M for a good reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,506 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 112 - Published: 2/23/2019 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
A Grave Misunderstanding by McWhite reviews
Hermione and Harry have a bit of a misunderstanding about each other's thoughts about harems. Luckily, they might just be able to clear things up before it is too late.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 2/15/2019 - Published: 8/23/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Walking on Sunshine by dogbertcarroll reviews
Losing a bet and being forced to dress as Supergirl, Xander found Halloween a bit more of a hassle than he expected, but not nearly as much as the PTB did, so they sent him on a marvelous adventure.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Marvel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,449 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 1,921 - Follows: 1,806 - Updated: 2/6/2019 - Published: 4/13/2014 - Xander H.
Brandon Stark: The Wolf of the North by bigfan22 reviews
Born with memories of a life from another world, Brandon Stark is the chosen Champion of the Gods, whose light shall guide the realm through the Long Night. Watch as the Wild Wolf of the North bends all of Westeros to his will and changes the Game of Thrones forever.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 68,366 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 1,880 - Follows: 2,113 - Updated: 2/5/2019 - Published: 2/22/2018 - [Catelyn T., Eddard S./Ned] [Ashara D., Brandon S.]
In the Hollow of the White Hazel by OlegGunnarsson reviews
Lily Potter has second thoughts about hiding her family in Godric's Hollow. The alternative she chooses turns out to be nothing short of brilliant. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 97 - Published: 1/29/2019 - Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P., Peter P. - Complete
A DIC-less SI by dogbertcarroll reviews
Summary? We don't need no stinking summaries! Not your typical SI, as actually inserting myself would be dull as he would sit at home and read fanfics rather than actually do anything, so enjoy your generic fanfic-author insert!
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,752 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 976 - Follows: 897 - Updated: 1/27/2019 - Published: 4/15/2014
The Paths Diverge by Vaneria Potter reviews
Because there was NO WAY leaving a toddler on a doorstep in the middle of a winter night could POSSIBLY go wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,057 - Reviews: 1971 - Favs: 7,285 - Follows: 2,404 - Updated: 1/23/2019 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Save Me by Dorothea Greengrass reviews
Daphne is not looking forward to her sister's Christmas party. Little does she know that Santa has a surprise for her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,828 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 240 - Published: 12/23/2018 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Storybook Hero by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry is sure he's living in a fairy tale with himself as the hero. Really, what else makes sense?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,978 - Reviews: 1413 - Favs: 3,937 - Follows: 4,385 - Updated: 12/20/2018 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Harry P.
Detox by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
There really is an easy way to explain all the weirdness and ridiculousness in Star Trek: Voyager. And of course, it's all because of Neelix. Buckle in, kids, this is gonna be a doozy...
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 53,809 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 12/1/2018 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Kes, H. Kim, Seven of Nine - Complete
Yami: The Gamer Kage by I'mjusttryingtofindmyway reviews
A man wakes up to find himself inside the world of Naruto experiencing it via a video game. Forced to fight to survive, he sets upon a path of self-discovery, whether to save this world or destroy it. Self Insert. Finished, finally.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 313,722 - Reviews: 6878 - Favs: 8,289 - Follows: 7,735 - Updated: 11/18/2018 - Published: 1/12/2018 - OC - Complete
See Attachment by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Reg Barclay saves the galaxy with a little thing from the 21st century... Add-On to "I, Borg".
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/17/2018 - R. Barclay, J. Picard - Complete
A Matter of Equals by turbomagnus reviews
'...shall mark him as his equal'. Few thought about what it might mean for Lord Voldemort to consider someone his equal. Somewhat dark, not for Weasley or Dumbledore fans.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,184 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/8/2018 - Voldemort, Albus D. - Complete
Harry Potter: Humanity's Last Hope by Emperor Vanquest reviews
Harry, after discovering Atlantis, accidentally activates Janus' Dimensional Transport & Time Dilation device while en route from Lantea to Earth and triggered both a dimensional shift and a time jump, which rendered him unconscious. He awakens in a star system not too distant from Earth, and finds Atlantis has carried out his last order.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 64,511 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 943 - Follows: 938 - Updated: 11/4/2018 - Published: 9/3/2014 - S. Carter, Gen. Hammond, J. O'Neill, Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Price of Being Noble by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry helps Fleur in the second task of GOF and pays the price. HP/Fleur/Gabrielle/Hermione. A Veela bonding fic based on love. T Rated and it will stay that way. Thirteen year old Almost fourteen Gabrielle to start the story. Good Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 412,979 - Reviews: 5124 - Favs: 10,668 - Follows: 11,162 - Updated: 11/2/2018 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Gabrielle D.
Who Will Fill a Coward's Grave? by RobSt reviews
A certain Miss Granger takes steps to ensure she can contact her best friend during the summer holidays. After the disaster of the Triwizard tournament, she believes Harry shouldn't be left alone - no matter what Dumbledore says.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 142,906 - Reviews: 4162 - Favs: 6,651 - Follows: 6,674 - Updated: 10/25/2018 - Published: 8/24/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Marriage Law by ZebJeb reviews
After Voldemort's defeat, a new Marriage Law is put forth to increase the population. Harry expresses his extreme dismay with this development. ONE SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 105 - Published: 10/20/2018 - Harry P., Kingsley S. - Complete
Harry the Playboy by Elven Sorcerer reviews
The stress from the Triwizard Tournament was building up. Harry just hoped that the Yule Ball and his date with Lavender Brown might alleviate some of it. Lemons. Harry/Multi. Hermione, Cho, Fleur, Lavender, Susan, Hannah and more.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 128,220 - Reviews: 1133 - Favs: 6,481 - Follows: 7,169 - Updated: 10/18/2018 - Published: 5/16/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Susan B.
Uchibi Sasuke by Laryna6 reviews
Crackfic, AU. The Third Hokage granted Uchiha Itachi's request to spare the Uchiha children, only to realize too late that they were all horrible devil children. Literally. Which may be why Naruto fits right in with the rest of the little monsters Sasuke's too busy raising to brood.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 58 - Words: 109,423 - Reviews: 1582 - Favs: 2,390 - Follows: 2,229 - Updated: 10/17/2018 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Hinata H.
Reset by Knife Hand reviews
Everything in Harry Potter's life is not what it seems – inspired by zerohour20xx's Harry Potter the Game: Epic Edition - Chapter 7 up
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,283 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 1,608 - Follows: 2,207 - Updated: 10/14/2018 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Starting Over by kb0 reviews
Harry hoped that going to Hogwarts would be a good thing for him, his chance to start over. He was surprised by what he found.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,308 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 279 - Published: 10/9/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Bride Wars by mmoondragon reviews
The Triwizard Tournament forced Harry to be an adult, he could deal with this what he had issues with were the other contracts that this made valid. Powerful Harry just very reluctant. Rate M just because some jokes can degenerate very fast.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 65,040 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 2,361 - Follows: 2,757 - Updated: 10/6/2018 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Harry P.
Master of Shadows by ShiKuVeSiAquEn reviews
Naruto takes his Shadow Clone Jutsu to the logical extreme. Full Usage of Kage Bunshin's potential. Eventual Strong!Naruto. Rated M to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,758 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 1,504 - Follows: 1,658 - Updated: 9/12/2018 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Naruto U.
And Yet Again Still Even More Fragments by dogbertcarroll reviews
We are up to seven of the clinical proof that I have ADHD!
Crossover - Book X-overs & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 183,757 - Reviews: 2767 - Favs: 1,030 - Follows: 779 - Updated: 9/11/2018 - Published: 12/23/2016 - Complete
Teddy's Excellent Adventure by ReluctantSidekick reviews
Six-year-old Teddy Lupin hates how unhappy his uncle Harry is. He decides to fix things. Time Travel to the rescue. HONKS. Shout out to Chaos Snow Kitsune for the idea
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,332 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 1,662 - Follows: 1,012 - Updated: 9/11/2018 - Published: 8/2/2018 - [N. Tonks, Harry P.] Teddy L. - Complete
The Nargles are flying low today by McWhite reviews
In which Harry learns to value Nargles, their flying habits and especially how important it is to be properly protected from Wrackspurt infestations. It is very, very important.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,562 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 200 - Published: 9/3/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Daphne G. - Complete
Into The Black by RhysThornbery reviews
An incredible discovery prompts Harry and Hermione to venture into the unknown. Hoping to discover new worlds and bring home a certain lost Godfather. However they get a lot more than they bargained for when they step into this brave new world. A Galactic scale war, aliens and betrayal lie beyond. Tentatively rate T, may be raised to M if necessary. On Hiatus.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 123,304 - Reviews: 1326 - Favs: 3,954 - Follows: 5,459 - Updated: 9/3/2018 - Published: 1/8/2017 - Aayla S., Harry P., Hermione G.
Back Again? Siriusly? by Manchester reviews
The concept of the 'do-over' is used in, at the very least, hundreds of Harry Potter stories. Here's my own take, using a HP character that actually has a good reason for getting another chance to make things better.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 90,709 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 946 - Follows: 1,231 - Updated: 9/2/2018 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Sirius B.
Code of the Griffin by Knife Hand reviews
From a war ravaged future, someone is sent back in time to change the course of the war. Chapter 44 now up
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 45 - Words: 85,328 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 1,284 - Follows: 1,796 - Updated: 9/2/2018 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Nothing But Time by aadixon reviews
Harry's had enough of wondering what might have been and decides to do something radical.; AU after Epilogue; Harmony in the end; One-Shot; CrackFic, written by my 12 year-old son, JBDixon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,471 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/28/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Dark Lady Potter-Black by ReluctantSidekick reviews
Tonks and Harry are married. But that doesn't mean she has to stop being the Dark Lady she's always dreamed of being. It just means now Harry is even more along for the ride. Sequel to The Dark Lady Tonks. Don't take this story seriously, Lord knows I'm not
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,132 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 873 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 7/28/2018 - Published: 7/20/2018 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] - Complete
Second Chances by Gamana reviews
Things did not turn out well at the last second, so of course Urahara has a reset button. Suddenly, Ichigo is once again a nine year old boy watching his mother get attacked by a hollow. My own take on a Bleach time travel fic.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 168,153 - Reviews: 1567 - Favs: 5,136 - Follows: 5,840 - Updated: 7/27/2018 - Published: 11/2/2014 - Ichigo K., K. Urahara, S. Aizen
The Dark Lady Tonks by ReluctantSidekick reviews
ONE SHOT- When Tonks was six she discovered that there hadn't been a Dark Lady since Le Fey, she decides to become the Dark Lady Tonks. But there's a problem; every time she tries to do something evil, she ends up being a hero. Shout out to Chaos Shadow Kitsune for this idea- HONKS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,821 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 1,063 - Follows: 370 - Published: 7/11/2018 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] - Complete
Chosen Ones by arturus reviews
Born thousands of years apart 2 children of prophecy are thrown together after a cosmic accident. Paul Atreides is just beginning his journey while an emotionally scarred Harry has completed his and found that his life is still not his own. Beta read by XRaiderV1. Cover Image courtesy of Jonn Wolfe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dune - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 187,500 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 875 - Follows: 1,144 - Updated: 7/1/2018 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Harry P.
She Is a Prisoner, Right? by Forthwith16 reviews
Dear Diary, so yesterday I discovered some things my brother and sister-in-law left behind. Oh, you didn't know I have a sister-in-law? Well, neither did I.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,258 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 114 - Published: 5/10/2018 - [Kallen S., Lelouch L.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Daft Morons by Sinyk reviews
At the first task of the Tri-Wizard Tournament Harry sees his chance to strike down his enemies - and takes it. Here is a Harry who knows how to think and reason. Really Bash!AD, EWE, Clueful!HP Eventual HP/HG/DG/FD NL/HA/SB and others. Unapologetically!AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 84 - Words: 745,285 - Reviews: 11069 - Favs: 12,190 - Follows: 13,846 - Updated: 4/23/2018 - Published: 7/7/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Daphne G.]
Pencils down Death rays up by Vaunt reviews
This is it. No one listened to Shepard, and the Reapers invade Earth. But since this is an old World of Darkness crossover, invading Earth is a pretty dumb move.
Crossover - World of Darkness & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,874 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 1,793 - Follows: 1,667 - Updated: 4/12/2018 - Published: 4/3/2014 - Complete
The Price of Betrayal by Alsas1975 reviews
Voldemort has always wanted to kill him, and the support of magical Britain has been inconsistent at best. What happens when Harry learns that some of those closest to him are not what they seem? Harry Potter one-shot. H/HG. Rated M to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,706 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 1,009 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 4/3/2018 - Published: 3/14/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Hogwarts Harem The Rewrite by red-jacobson reviews
After driving Voldemort from his mind in the DoM, Harry discovers the connection between them is gone. This is a good thing, right? Except that now Harry has another problem. A crossover with the Fishbowl Series on this site MINOR CHAPTER EDITS 2/16/2018 New Chapter In Progress!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 151,646 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 1,052 - Follows: 1,119 - Updated: 3/31/2018 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Harry P.
A Dream to Remember by red-jacobson reviews
Harry is hit by a curse at the Final Battle, his friends come up with a unique cure. Harry/Cho/Multi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 70,530 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 834 - Updated: 3/27/2018 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Cho C., Luna L.
Entropy Effect by psychoman222 reviews
Most people who know him would call Sam Shepard a homebody. Completely uninteresting. When his son ends up missing in action, presumed dead, he turns to religion to help him through the loss. Unfortunately for everyone else, Sam doesn't practice a religion that anyone else in the galaxy has heard of...
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,884 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 764 - Updated: 3/22/2018 - Published: 10/24/2016 - [OC, Hannah S.] [Shepard, Tali'Zorah]
To Break Thy Chains and Cycles by WiseSilver reviews
Thought dead, Harry Potter reappears out of the Veil of Death, aged and far more powerful then before. After defeating Voldemort, Harry turns to his training under the Sith Lord Revan to conquer the Earth and spread humanity out into the stars. However he discovers that Humanity is not alone in the Galaxy and that an even darker evil than any Sith exsits. Harry x Fleur/ Grey Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,327 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 2,488 - Follows: 3,064 - Updated: 3/20/2018 - Published: 6/14/2013 - [Harry P., Fleur D.]
Reboot to the head by dogbertcarroll reviews
College is a time of changes and possibly changes in time. Ron Stoppable was enjoying his time at Greendale Community college when he awoke to a different world than he had gone to bed in.
Crossover - Kim Possible & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,841 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 11/3/2017 - Ron S.
Boom Goes The Dynamite by Pokere reviews
In which Team Seven has an unhealthy love for explosives and Kakashi is an enabler.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 794 - Published: 3/10/2018 - Kakashi H., Hiruzen S., Team Seven
Just a matter of time by Himeneka reviews
Kakashi is confused. (Short time-travel oneshot)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 102 - Published: 3/5/2018 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Not His Brother's Keeper by Right What Is Wrong reviews
In a world in which Harry's spoiled brat of a brother is thought to be the Boy-Who-Lived, Harry feels no obligation to be heroic. Crackfic. Oneshot. Parody of Wrong Boy-Who-Lived fics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,287 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 278 - Published: 2/28/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
Roll the Dice on Fate by Jackercracks reviews
What happens when a SI gets reborn in the world of Naruto and is willing to lie, cheat and steal his way to power? Magical Vivisectionist Pretty Oro-tan, eat your heart out - this is how you bootstrap your way to godhood. No re-treading the same old missions here.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 67,351 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 2,903 - Follows: 3,395 - Updated: 2/27/2018 - Published: 7/24/2015 - Sasuke U., Shikamaru N., Gai M., OC
Twenty One Nights of Paradise by red-jacobson reviews
Fleur Rewards Harry after the Second Task, but gets far more than she bargained for! Edited existing Chapters to correct formatting and Bold type issues And Edited Chapter Eight to correct an error in the number of witches in the coven. Sorry, there aren't going to be any new witches added. 4/1/2018
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 103,926 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 1,668 - Follows: 1,668 - Updated: 2/13/2018 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Thrint For Brains by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Shepard asks a certain creature some questions, and talks a bit about a certain ancient human science-fiction series. Crackfic. Spoilers for Leviathan DLC. Oneshot.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/12/2018 - J. Garson, Shepard, Leviathan - Complete
Passing On The Magician's Choice by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Shepard has a few inconvenient questions for the Catalyst. Oneshot. Pro-Destroy.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/12/2018 - J. Garson, Shepard, Catalyst - Complete
Ranma Saotome, Chi Master by SeerKing reviews
When Ranma shows up at the Tendo Dojo, he shocks the Tendo's by defeating a Panda with a bolt of blue light. Chi? What's that? Believably stronger Ranma who isn't a jerk. Ranma x harem. Now has a TVTropes page!
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 109,767 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 2,490 - Follows: 2,709 - Updated: 1/31/2018 - Published: 2/8/2014 - [Ranma, Akane, Shampoo, Ukyo]
Common Sense by Stone Elbow reviews
An 8-year-old Naruto sneaks into the library and finds a thin little book titled "How To Be a Ninja", authored by his hero, the Yondaime. Everything in the book is just common sense: a trait that no one in the Elemental Countries seems to have. Four years later, a Kage-level shinobi becomes a genin...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,989 - Reviews: 1219 - Favs: 7,888 - Follows: 8,565 - Updated: 1/28/2018 - Published: 9/10/2017 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Nothing To Miss by DobbyRocksSocks reviews
Post War AU - Tonks lives. Harry and Tonks are close following the war. The question is, how close?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/14/2018 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] - Complete
A Nasty Common Name by littlewhitecat reviews
Harry Potter, Harry J. Potter, Harry James Potter…such a nasty common name Aunt Petunia had always said. Turns out she was at least partially right…
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,630 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 249 - Published: 1/3/2018
Psi Effect by Cap'n Chryssalid reviews
A fun-loving asari mercenary finds herself a little in over her head when she ends up abducted by terrifying aliens from beyond the galactic frontier. These asari-like creatures call themselves 'humans.' They seem to be secretly nosing about on the borders of known space, acting through proxies, conducting covert operations, and they've got a deal for an enterprising asari...
Crossover - X-Com & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 43 - Words: 387,570 - Reviews: 1383 - Favs: 3,487 - Follows: 4,031 - Updated: 1/2/2018 - Published: 7/19/2014 - U. Wrex, Daro'Xen, J. Garson, OC
The Well Groomed Mind by Lady Khali reviews
On Halloween 1994, Harry learns his mind isn't his own. On Samhain morn, he vows to question everything. Armed with logic and an unlikely ally, Harry makes a last ditch bid to reclaim his life. The goal: survive at all costs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 193,050 - Reviews: 4277 - Favs: 10,007 - Follows: 11,004 - Updated: 12/30/2017 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Harry P.
Yuletide Blessing by Harry50 reviews
What if Hermione decided to teach Harry how to dance before the Yule Ball?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,871 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 1,485 - Follows: 1,421 - Updated: 12/23/2017 - Published: 9/9/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Mirror, Mirror by dogbertcarroll reviews
YAHF Xander gets a free costume from Ethan, but on reflection while it cost quite a bit, it was definitely worth it.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,750 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 1,466 - Follows: 1,427 - Updated: 12/5/2017 - Published: 3/21/2014 - Xander H.
Eternally Theirs by losthpfanficwriter reviews
After Hermione is petrified during the Chamber of Secrets incident something snaps inside Harry. He decides to do everything in his power to keep her safe from now on. UNFINISHED dark fic, aged up AU, H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,804 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 269 - Published: 11/25/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ginny W.
Arashi Uzumaki by UnknownUnseenUnheard reviews
Naruto Uzumaki, the Seventh Hokage, finds himself flung back in time. This is totally Sasuke's fault, and no one is convincing him otherwise. Realizing he might as well, Naruto does what he does best and turns the Shinobi world upside down, taking a new name and rebuilding Uzushiogakure in the process. One shot, complete
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,261 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 305 - Published: 11/14/2017 - Naruto U., Gaara, Jiraiya, Obito U. - Complete
Harry Potter and Dr Granger's Observation by EdStargazer reviews
On the Train platform after 4th year, Hermione kisses Harry on the lips instead of the cheek attracting the attention of her father to Harry Potter. He is not impressed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,672 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 218 - Published: 11/10/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Dr. Granger, Mrs. Granger - Complete
Wine And Women by turbomagnus reviews
AU. In a world where Robert's Rebellion had a different outcome, the greatest threat to King's Landing comes from an alliance between Lannister and Martell... Definite comedy, borderline crackfic.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/6/2017 - Jaime L., Oberyn M., Tyrion L., Elia M. - Complete
A Day Of Boredom by PixelWriter1 reviews
It's the summer, everyone is on holiday, and Ranma is bored. This is a dangerous thing! A bored martial artist is a martial artist who starts to experiment with new techniques. The result is, well, a little strange...
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42,327 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 574 - Published: 10/31/2017 - Ranma, Nabiki
Not even a first chance! by senawario reviews
(alt title: Disproportionate response). Give the death-eaters a second chance? No way, not even a *first* chance! This is a "redo" fic with a twist. The pairing will eventually be Harmony but a good part of the story happens when they are too young so hard-core Harmonians need to be patient. Rated M for possible violence in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 186,994 - Reviews: 1067 - Favs: 2,004 - Follows: 1,880 - Updated: 10/31/2017 - Published: 2/11/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Dobby - Complete
An Open Secret by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Really, it's a wonder they weren't found out immediately. So what if they were? ROTS Ep 3 AU, mostly comedy, AnakinPadme.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,739 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 10/22/2017 - Published: 5/2/2017 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala
Lucky Number Seven by LoveLifeForever reviews
When Harry Potter is ripped away from his home in the middle of the night, the last thing he expects is to wind up in America. There are plenty of places more likely - the Ministry, Buckingham Palace, maybe the Tardis? Let's see what he makes of Earth's Mightiest Heroes. Currently a collection of various oneshots. Some have no bearing on HP or AV.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 10/18/2017 - Published: 10/1/2017
What Betrothal? by Xelan reviews
Marriage laws, forced betrothals, the phrase, "It is what it is." I'm not in favor of any of these, so naturally I wrote a story that includes all of them. Light on the Ron and Molly bashing -for me. Eventual Harmony.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 142 - Published: 10/15/2017 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] Ron W. - Complete
The Warren by Xelan reviews
I keep getting attacked by plot bunnies. When I'm not being actively mauled by plot bunnies, this is where they reside. Perhaps one day, a lucky bunny will be spunky enough to become a plot rabbit. Rating bumped up for ch. 11.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 65,022 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 9/20/2017 - Published: 5/28/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
What's a Little Death between friends? by kathryn518 reviews
After the defeat of Voldmort didn't turn out quite like he envisioned, Harry stared into the Abyss preparing to prove something to himself, instead he tumbles into an experience he never expected, and he doesn't go alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 79,067 - Reviews: 1415 - Favs: 7,282 - Follows: 8,902 - Updated: 9/17/2017 - Published: 8/14/2016 - Harry P., N. Tonks
She2 by turbomagnus reviews
AU. Lister notices a gleam in Rimmer's eye when he reaches for Kochanski's hologram disc, so he quickly switches and puts what should be Rimmer's disc in the computer...
Red Dwarf - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/17/2017 - Kristine K., Lister, D., Rimmer, A. - Complete
The Last Casualties by muggledad reviews
"Lily, it's him! Take Harry and run!" It began the same way, but ended in a very different way. This change caused life instead of death for many. Life altering changes provide the Power The Dark Lord Knows Not. J/L, H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 386,442 - Reviews: 3137 - Favs: 6,091 - Follows: 6,817 - Updated: 9/17/2017 - Published: 2/26/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [James P., Lily Evans P.]
Queen of the Swarm by Vherstinae reviews
With all the biohazards in the locker, blood poisoning was inevitable. Contamination was also to be expected. What happens when a dormant brew gets added to a parahuman at the exact moment of a trigger event?
Worm - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 78 - Words: 224,968 - Reviews: 1681 - Favs: 3,254 - Follows: 2,936 - Updated: 9/3/2017 - Published: 12/24/2014 - Skitter, Tattletale, Shadow Stalker, Emma B. - Complete
The Adventures Of Harry Potter, the Video Game: Exploited by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter. HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 101,061 - Reviews: 4248 - Favs: 11,324 - Follows: 13,431 - Updated: 9/3/2017 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P.
Eloped by Harry50 reviews
A short one-shot about Harry after the Yule Ball
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,586 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 272 - Published: 9/1/2017 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Just One of Those Days by DarthMittens reviews
Harry has an awful day that leaves him feeling frustrated, and he wants nothing more than for the day to finally end so he can just put it behind him. Little does he know, the perfect remedy awaits him in the Gryffindor common room. H/Hr. Pure Fluff. One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,943 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 147 - Published: 8/30/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
On a Pale Horse by Hyliian reviews
AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,349 - Reviews: 4760 - Favs: 13,760 - Follows: 14,924 - Updated: 8/26/2017 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Harry P.
To Get a Date by jlluh reviews
Harry can't date until Voldemort is defeated. Harry/Luna. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,097 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 74 - Published: 8/26/2017 - Harry P., Albus D., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter and Questionable Rites by jukehero461 reviews
Harry performs a rite that he really should have thought twice about...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 96 - Published: 8/11/2017 - Harry P., Death - Complete
Legacy of Uzushiogakure by Marquis Black reviews
The 2nd Shinobi World War left Uzu destroyed out of fear. Its inhabitants were left slaughtered or scattered. However, what if the members of Uzushio's famed Uzumaki weren't as scattered as people thought? What would it mean for one Uzumaki Naruto?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 275,330 - Reviews: 2446 - Favs: 6,185 - Follows: 6,555 - Updated: 8/11/2017 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Naruto U.
The Perpetual Narutositting Mission by Lucillia reviews
The marriage contract made with the Uzumaki at Konoha's Founding was supposed to have been a symbolic gesture on the Uchiha's part. Then Itachi got desperate to stop the Massacre, and the Hokage decided to take advantage of the situation in order to get Naruto an Unpaid caretaker who can't quit. The very straight Uchiha Itachi is now stuck as "Mrs. Uzumaki" for the next five years.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,612 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 590 - Published: 8/7/2017 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Hiruzen S., Shisui U.
Hedwig Slightly Unhinged by Temporal Knight reviews
Hedwig is a very smart owl; none would dare deny that! So what is a very smart owl to do when she finds her human's living conditions unsatisfactory? Finding a new home is top of the list. Finding a mate for him is right after it. After all how is an owl supposed to justify having owlets if her human hasn't had children of his own yet? Very much a humor fic, no bashing of anyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,574 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 3,506 - Follows: 1,360 - Published: 8/6/2017 - Harry P., Hedwig - Complete
Sleeping With The Girls, Vol II: Chaos Theory by Admiral-Tigerclaw reviews
The experiment continues. What are the side effects of one's pressence if you give it a little time to percolate? Think you can call the shots?
Crossover - X-overs & Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 294,164 - Reviews: 949 - Favs: 1,430 - Follows: 1,484 - Updated: 8/4/2017 - Published: 6/14/2010
Making it Up to Sensei's Son by Lucillia reviews
Rather than finding himself in the afterlife when he'd sacrificed his life to help defeat Kaguya, Obito woke up to find himself in the past. Needing a new purpose in life, the not-entirely-reformed Obito decides to make it up to Naruto for having destroyed the boy's life the day he was born and give him the happiest childhood ever. If it costs a few lives along the way, too bad.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,655 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 1,090 - Follows: 1,195 - Updated: 8/1/2017 - Published: 7/12/2017 - Naruto U., Obito U.
Severus Snape's Final Revenge by Temporal Knight reviews
It's known that skilled Occlumens can fake memories. What if Severus Snape wasn't quite as committed to protecting Harry Potter as Dumbledore thought? What if Snape looked at Harry not as Lily's child, but as James' son? What if he was a bit...vindictive? A small oneshot about how such an event might shape things at the very end.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,593 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 122 - Published: 7/31/2017 - Harry P. - Complete
Thighs and Lows and Highs by DarthMittens reviews
Harry, Head Boy of Hogwarts following his victory over Voldemort, confiscates a picture of Hermione that she didn't know was being taken at the time, completely and utterly unaware of the feelings it will surface within him. H/Hr. One-Shot. Fluff! Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,212 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 169 - Published: 7/31/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
This Wasn't the Birthday I Was Expecting by Lucillia reviews
Naruto thinks it's a birthday surprise gone badly wrong which will only end when he finds where his birthday present has been hidden. Boruto and Himawari are desperate to get back to their own time. And, thanks to a misunderstanding, Hyuuga Hiashi is torn between arranging a shotgun wedding between Naruto and his twelve year-old daughter Hinata, or just using the shotgun on Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,354 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 7/17/2017 - Published: 7/11/2017 - Naruto U., Hiashi H., Boruto U., Himawari U.
Convincing Him by losthpfanficwriter reviews
When Hermione and Ron try to get Harry to form Dumbledore's Army, things don't go as in canon. Harry is angry at being manipulated by everyone. Can Hermione convince him to give it a chance? / One shot, quick and naughty fic (M for a reason).
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 234 - Published: 7/13/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Man's Absolute Most Bestest Friend by Lucillia reviews
Why the Uchiha don't let their kids keep pets anymore.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 115 - Published: 7/8/2017 - Complete
Why Naruto is not Allowed to Use Seals Ever by Pokere reviews
Also known as all of Naruto's seals summon hell beasts that try to attack him or any unfortunate ninja nearby
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 300 - Published: 7/6/2017 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Why Time Traveling is Inadvisable by Lucillia reviews
Naruto and Sasuke decide to combine the Oiroke Jutsu and Time Travel to pull a prank on their previous incarnations. It backfires. Spectacularly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 180 - Published: 7/2/2017 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Fallout From Naruto's First Kiss by Lucillia reviews
How a certain incident could've gone if it had been Hanabi who had the crush on Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 215 - Published: 7/1/2017 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Hanabi H. - Complete
Team Tobi by Lucillia reviews
Obito finds that he's not above a bit of petty revenge when he steals something from Kakashi that he knows that the man will dearly miss out of spite. Three somethings actually. Three somethings whose names happen to be Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura who are now the unwilling students of "Tobi" and unwilling Genin of Amegakure after having been taken while returning home from Wave.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,516 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 501 - Published: 6/29/2017 - Kakashi H., Obito U., Pain/Pein, Team Seven
The Makings of a Legend by Relim reviews
Good or bad, most people want to make some sort of difference to what is around them in their lives. Few rarely do, and even fewer are remembered for their attempts. Now, one shall rise a war tempered lord, whose name will ring out loudly for all to know. The world itself is rocked as a result, and a legend is born.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,323 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 1,064 - Updated: 6/21/2017 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Xander H.
Reparations by Gregg Landsman reviews
One hundred and seventy years after the Temple Ship, humanity has spread out among the stars and found to their surprise that the aliens they thought of as monsters and conquerors were saints and jerks just like everyone else. That and as it turns out the Ethereals were really, really sorry.
Crossover - X-Com & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 32,323 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 6/17/2017 - Published: 1/24/2017
Thirteen by Lucillia reviews
The Dursleys thought they had it bad when they'd been forced to take in their unwanted nephew. It could've been worse. Alot worse.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,330 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 6/15/2017 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Harry P., James P., Vernon D.
Best Served Cold by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Unexpected time travel can provide endless hours of entertainment...if you do it right. Under any other circumstances Harry would have done everything in his power to set things right the Gryffindor way. Too bad he's learned a lot since that final battle. Meet the biggest prankster in the Ministry's dreaded Audit department, and with one heck of a grudge to grind!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,785 - Reviews: 1642 - Favs: 6,274 - Follows: 6,187 - Updated: 6/6/2017 - Published: 9/14/2016
Harry Potter: One shot 2 by LordVishnu reviews
Just a quick little thing I wrote in an hour to poke a bit of fun at all the HP time travel stories where Harry just accepts he's time traveled in a calm and civilized manner. Something which I sincerely doubt any of us would do.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 61 - Published: 6/2/2017 - Complete
Taylor of Borg by Acaykath reviews
The Queen Administrator Shard is a little more tinkery than in cannon.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 51 - Published: 5/31/2017 - Skitter - Complete
Potter Trek by stephenopolos reviews
There's a bigger world out there for Harry than he'd ever dreamed of, if only he can untangle the web that ties him to planet earth first.
Crossover - StarTrek: Other & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,423 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 1,450 - Follows: 2,112 - Updated: 5/25/2017 - Published: 6/28/2014 - Harry P., OC
The Philosopher's Red Herring by White Squirrel reviews
At the end of first year, Harry gets an unexpected visitor with some even more unexpected news, and a new plan for his future. UP FOR ADOPTION.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,326 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 5/17/2017 - Published: 4/16/2015 - Harry P., Nicolas F.
Eyes can speak too! by senawario reviews
Eyes can speak too... especially when their owner suddenly realises he will die in a few seconds!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/13/2017 - Harry P., Vernon D. - Complete
Tempest of the Fae by D.Mentor reviews
A basic rule of time, it will fight change. Harry, Hermione and Luna return to stop Voldemort thanks to the last of the fae. But they are not alone and time will not bend to their will easily. They will fight, they will prank and they will be followed through time. Dumbledore, Ron and Molly bashing. Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 239,208 - Reviews: 2406 - Favs: 4,135 - Follows: 5,462 - Updated: 5/6/2017 - Published: 5/18/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
Taylor Hebert and the Army of Acromantula by twosmall reviews
Oneshot. What happens when Taylor finds out she is a wizard, after re-incarnating in the Harry Potter verse three years ahead of Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Worm - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 184 - Published: 5/1/2017 - Skitter - Complete
The Truth About Rumours by LeQuin reviews
Hermione was always a curious girl, but what do you believe when the information you uncover radically shifts your view on things that were always certain? One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,200 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 225 - Published: 4/30/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Mass Effect: Escherian Era by Akallas von Aerok reviews
First Contact AU: What would you do if you find out that you were revived from death by moving your consciousness into a robotic body and then also learn that your descendants have established an interstellar empire that bows to no one? That's my situation right now. My name is David Escher Senior, and welcome to my rather turbulent second life.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,740 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 4/29/2017 - Published: 2/15/2017
Transfiguration Trouble by Balthanon reviews
When Harry loses the Sword of Gryffindor in the Chamber of Secrets, only a firm desire to at least make it through to his first kiss, a generous helping of accidental magic, and a healthy dose of phoenix tears let him survive. Unfortunately, it also leaves him with a blind basilisk, an incensed Ginny, and answers that make him wish Lockhart was still around to Obliviate him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,817 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 4/17/2017 - Published: 2/14/2016 - Harry P., Ginny W., Basilisk
The Ilvermorny Champion by Vance McGill reviews
Instead of Durmstrang Academy, Ilvermorny School of Witchcraft and Wizardry was invited to take part in the 1994 Triwizard Tournament. When Ilvermorny arrives at Hogwarts, Albus Dumbledore is shocked to see the long-thought-dead Harry and Lily Potter appear, as well as the missing Sirius Black and Remus Lupin. Harry/Hermione/Daphne; Gabrielle/OFC; Alternate Universe. TEMP. HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 380,672 - Reviews: 3073 - Favs: 4,761 - Follows: 5,758 - Updated: 4/5/2017 - Published: 7/13/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G.] Lily Evans P.
Midgets and Mooncalves by Luan Mao reviews
All the cool kids are putting up fragments of stories. I'm cool - my mommy told me so - so I'm doing it, too!
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 18,948 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 3/28/2017 - Published: 10/28/2014
High Flying Gaara by Tactition101 reviews
AU where Naruto can use his mother's chakra chains and he and Gaara are the first match of the Chunnin Exams Finals. Because this idea was just too good not to put on cyber paper.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 75 - Published: 3/27/2017 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
The Terran Intervention by AmeliusTheAlteran reviews
It has been said that something as small as the flutter of a butterfly's wing can ultimately cause a typhoon halfway around the world. Now image what four massive EMPs could do in the midst of the Turian fleet above Shanxi. For want of a nail, civilizations will rise and fall. (REWRITTEN: Chapter 1-5)
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,683 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 935 - Follows: 1,455 - Updated: 3/25/2017 - Published: 4/10/2016
Harry and the Blue by MidKnight2089 reviews
Harry Potter didn't expect to end up in a frozen wasteland after being forced through the Veil. Nor did he expect to meet an injured blue dragon. (Rated T to be safe) *DISCONTINUED.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,891 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 1,050 - Updated: 3/9/2017 - Published: 3/2/2017 - [Harry P., Sindragosa]
The Power Of The Brick by Haugh Wards reviews
When Dolores Umbridge sent Dementors after Harry Potter she expected everything to go well. However when Harry can't find his wand during the attack, he tries something else on the Dementors, changing the future of the impending war. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,899 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 954 - Follows: 349 - Published: 3/4/2017 - Harry P., Dementors - Complete
The Bar Association by Xelan reviews
A simple story of Lily Potter in search of a place that serves liquor. Having found a place that fit her criteria, she meets someone and things begin to change. How will things turn out? Will things change for the better. Read and find out. Eventual Harmony.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,180 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 1/29/2017 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Lily Evans P.
Impacted Souls by ZRO4825 reviews
A couple years after Saffron's defeat, Second Impact occurred. Now several years later, a more mature Ranma deals with a vastly changed world.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Ranma - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 117,589 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 1/29/2017 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Makoto K./Lita/Sailor Jupiter, Ranma
I'm Still Here by kathryn518 reviews
The second war with Voldemort never really ended, and there were no winners, certainly not Harry Potter who has lost everything. What will Harry do when a ritual from Voldemort sends him to another world? How will he manage in this new world in which he never existed, especially as he sees familiar events unfolding? Harry/Multi eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 292,799 - Reviews: 5718 - Favs: 17,793 - Follows: 20,669 - Updated: 1/28/2017 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Harry P., Fleur D., Daphne G., Perenelle F.
Healing Hermione by LeQuin reviews
After Hermione is cursed the only way to cure her is with a risky ritual that ends up having some unexpected consequences. Now Harry and Hermione have to learn to deal with those consequences while they try to find her attacker before he can strike again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 77,343 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 1,768 - Follows: 1,103 - Updated: 1/27/2017 - Published: 1/9/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Beginning to Question by kissinghollie reviews
Starts summer after OOTP. Harry begins asking why, and gets help from an unexpected source to start facing his life head on. H/Hr will be H/Hr/others will contain m/f & m/f/f/f with occasional f/f and a soul bond with a twist. ****On Hiatus****
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 178,401 - Reviews: 1560 - Favs: 4,089 - Follows: 4,636 - Updated: 1/18/2017 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B., Daphne G.
It Could Only Happen at Hogwarts by Inusitatus reviews
Being doused in a sabotaged potion had some REALLY unexpected effects for Harry Potter. Voldemort really wasn't expecting this!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,645 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 850 - Follows: 649 - Published: 1/15/2017 - Harry P.
Intended by LeQuin reviews
Harry has been in love with Hermione for years but she is marrying his best friend. During Ron and Hermione's wedding Harry finds himself having to work out why the leading official is calling Hermione 'Mrs. Potter' and how on earth that could have happened.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,290 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 1,680 - Follows: 446 - Published: 1/15/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Picnic Panic by LeQuin reviews
Hermione is home for an Easter barbecue that her parents are hosting. She's brought her boyfriend and is thoroughly regretting that decision. She calls a dear friend to help with the damage control.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,146 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 3,994 - Follows: 1,223 - Updated: 1/14/2017 - Published: 12/8/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., OC, Dr. Granger - Complete
Contractual Invalidation by R-dude reviews
In which pureblood tradition doesn't always favor the purebloods.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 90,127 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 6,118 - Follows: 3,798 - Updated: 1/6/2017 - Published: 12/28/2015 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
My Grandfather Was A WHAT? ! by Lucillia reviews
Harry rather complicates his life and unwittingly gets revenge on his relatives when he sends out a letter addressed to "A Blood Relative Who Isn't Petunia or Dudley" and a former follower of Grindelwald who'd just gotten out of prison and was looking for a place to stay receives it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,739 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 2,522 - Follows: 3,384 - Updated: 1/4/2017 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Harry P., Petunia D., Vernon D., Dudley D.
Voice by turbomagnus reviews
Just another day in the Academy, distractions and all. Why did he have to have voices in his head?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/1/2017 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
The Next Lord of Kobol by jbern reviews
Carried to the far end of the Galaxy by the veil in the Department of Mysteries, Harry Potter becomes a veritable stranger in a strange land. But all the obstacles he has faced pale in comparison to the Cylon menace. Starts in the middle of Harry's fifth year and roughly eleven years before the fall of the Twelve Colonies.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,608 - Reviews: 1639 - Favs: 2,281 - Follows: 2,748 - Updated: 12/31/2016 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Harry P., M. Edmondson/Racetrack
Harry Potter and the Rune Stone Path by Temporal Knight reviews
10 year old Harry finds a chest left by his mother with books on some of her favorite subjects. Discovering he has a talent for understanding and creating runes sets Harry onto a very different path than anyone had expected. Shortcuts, inventions, and a bit of support go a long way! Pairings: H/Hr/NT/FD/DG. Ron/Molly bashing and GreaterGood!Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 517,796 - Reviews: 6074 - Favs: 16,464 - Follows: 13,137 - Updated: 12/28/2016 - Published: 4/15/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., N. Tonks] - Complete
The Mischief Maker's Mistletoe by LeQuin reviews
Harry and Hermione are caught in a prank by the twins at Christmas that has them looking at their relationship in a whole new way. Just a little Christmas present for all of you.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,697 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 192 - Published: 12/18/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Yet Again Still Even More Fragments! by dogbertcarroll reviews
Up to number six on the ADHD counter of random ideas. Enjoy!
Crossover - Book X-overs & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Parody/Supernatural - Chapters: 75 - Words: 164,147 - Reviews: 2127 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 12/2/2016 - Published: 4/12/2015 - Complete
After the Fall by mctazman reviews
When Harry gets killed in the Forbidden Forrest, he learns that he made a big mistake. One he gets a chance to correct. A re-do fic, obviously. Rating is just in case, may be lowered once finished.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,565 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 1,125 - Follows: 1,824 - Updated: 11/28/2016 - Published: 5/20/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Harry Potter and the Last Chance by LeQuin reviews
Response to Reptillia28's 'Don't Fear the Reaper' challenge. Harry has died for the twelfth time and his reaper sends him back for one last chance at completing his assigned destiny. Find extra deleted scenes by going to the author page.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 195,404 - Reviews: 2097 - Favs: 6,321 - Follows: 3,242 - Updated: 11/23/2016 - Published: 4/30/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Great Taboo Turkey Shoot by bissek reviews
Everyone fears to speak his name, because doing so brings his followers to you. He never considered that such a thing is a double-edged sword.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 183 - Published: 11/20/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
The Lake District by JackPotr reviews
Things change for our heroes as they face a life free of war and try to start living the life they fought for. Pure H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,246 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 110 - Published: 11/20/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Dawn of the Tok'ra by arturus reviews
Meet Dawn Summers, teenager, pan-dimensional key and host. Life on the Hellmouth was pretty weird but it was normality city compared to what she's facing now. Currently being re-written MAY 2018.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 26 - Words: 64,895 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 10/24/2016 - Published: 10/26/2014
Polyjuice Cocktail by LeQuin reviews
One-shot. A drunk Helen Granger has found something strange to drink in Hermione's room when Harry comes looking for Hermione after another fight with Ron. When Hermione shows up the next day she has to cope with the mess she finds.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,886 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 286 - Published: 10/9/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Dr. Granger - Complete
Accidental Evil by Rachelme177 reviews
Ever thought 'Really? You can perform the most evil magic known to wizardkind accidentally' Then this series of one-shots is for you. HP w/ most key players at some point. CHAPTER 14: Finally, another chapter. And it's funny. Yea!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,579 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 10/8/2016 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Harry P.
Three Plus Two by turbomagnus reviews
Reptilla28's challenge... with a twist of lemon, wrapped around a gold brick, so to speak... Daphne Greengrass, Su Li and Susan Bones have been charged by Death with a sacred quest - to get Harry Potter together with his soulmate so that he can fulfill his destiny. H/Hr/Su Li/Susan/Daphne
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,263 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 895 - Updated: 10/8/2016 - Published: 6/25/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Su L., Daphne G.]
Bolts from the Blue! by sprinter1988 reviews
A home for all my one-shot ideas. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,782 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 864 - Follows: 904 - Updated: 10/4/2016 - Published: 5/19/2014 - Harry P.
Leviathan of the Maelstrom by AkumaKami64 reviews
Demonic chakra can sometimes have some unpredictable side effects on Jutsu. So, when Naruto used it to summon a Toad, he got something else instead. To be specific, a seemingly infinitely long sea monster that thinks Toads are useless and that Jiraiya is a child molester. Bijuu, Summons, make way for a real monster! Pairing Undecided.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,547 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 1,508 - Follows: 1,586 - Updated: 9/23/2016 - Published: 6/11/2015 - Naruto U.
The Debt by mjimeyg reviews
Harry is owed many life debts. In his fifth year, someone decides to actually honour theirs.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,698 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 3,497 - Follows: 1,386 - Published: 9/16/2016 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Sirius B. - Complete
Ah, Screw It! by mjimeyg reviews
Harry goes to sleep after the final battle... but he wakes up at his first Welcoming Feast under the Sorting Hat. Harry has been thrown back in time into his eleven-year-old body. If he's going to have suffer through this again, he's going to do all he can to make sure he enjoys himself.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 229,619 - Reviews: 2888 - Favs: 7,636 - Follows: 5,437 - Updated: 9/15/2016 - Published: 8/29/2016 - Complete
Steel and Snitches by Lucillia reviews
Faced with a choice between employing Umbridge and employing a man who technically didn't even apply for the position and wasn't even a wizard in the first place, Dumbledore chooses the option of Not Umbridge. During his Fifth year, Harry is confronted with a Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor who doesn't want to hurt or kill him, but might anyways when he destroys the school.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,653 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 964 - Updated: 9/4/2016 - Published: 3/18/2016 - Harry P., Albus D., Erik L./Magneto
Wild Horse Chase by turbomagnus reviews
A collection of my Ranma 1/2 shorts, drabbles and snippets. Characters, situations and pairings may vary, but Ranma/Nabiki will likely feature prominently.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 63 - Words: 47,158 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 8/28/2016 - Published: 1/15/2014
Beware of Sith Trolls by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Vader finds the first Force-Sensitive child since the purge. Naturally he has to adopt the boy, who shares the name of a rather noted Sith from the ancient past. However Revan isn't just a force-sensitive child. He's an immortal wizard who de-aged himself out of boredom and to stir up chaos. Let the fun begin. CRACK FIC
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,795 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 2,437 - Follows: 2,550 - Updated: 8/26/2016 - Published: 7/25/2016 - Darth Vader, Harry P.
Harry Potter: Junior Inquisitor by sprinter1988 reviews
Before the start of fifth year Dumbledore changes the plans. Unfortunately he didn't bother to inform Harry. At his trial, Harry realises that it is down to him to save his own skin. To do so his Slytherin side must come out to play, and once it's out it sticks around turning life at Hogwarts on its head. Warnings: EvilDumbles, SheepOrder/Staff, GoodGuysDontGetEverythingTheirWay
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 218,697 - Reviews: 8711 - Favs: 14,731 - Follows: 17,937 - Updated: 8/20/2016 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A., Amelia B.
Parental Guidance by RumbleintheDumbles reviews
Taylor thought she had kept her powers hidden from her parents. Little did she know, it was actually the other way around. Kleptomania ensues.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,244 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 384 - Published: 8/17/2016 - Skitter, Danny H. - Complete
Wisdom Written in the Blood by HistorianoftheKais reviews
Naruto inherited many things from the Uzumaki clan. However, the Namikaze Clan also had something special for Naruto. While not a major ninja clan, a dangerous power was sleeping in the Namikaze. The most fearsome power a ninja can have is not raw chakra, a powerful physique, superhuman senses, or supposedly unbeatable jutsus. It is knowledge and the wisdom to use it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 59,398 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 989 - Updated: 8/11/2016 - Published: 11/1/2015 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Kiba I., Fuka A.
Richard Granger and his justice by broomstick flyer reviews
Mild mannered Richard Granger along with professor Flitwick decides to deal out some justice. Harmony.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,653 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 142 - Published: 7/29/2016 - F. Flitwick, Mrs. Granger - Complete
Ooop's by broomstick flyer reviews
A short drabble by Merlinsaprentice... Harry James Potter, wizard extraordinaire was simply trying to help out his best mates at their wedding when he just happened to create havoc for the Weasley's while he escapes with Hermione once again.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 92 - Published: 7/27/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Saving Her Saving Himself by hostial reviews
Harry Potter's world is dead. Everyone he ever loved and cared for is dead. Fallout from the world trying to rid itself of magic is just too great. Hoping the pain would end he went and walked through the veil only to be sent to save her. GWL Story H/Multi H-HG-FD-NT-OC Lemons, Fem-slash and other kinks. First story. Chapters 1-19 now beta'd.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 76,884 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 2,893 - Follows: 3,963 - Updated: 7/25/2016 - Published: 12/8/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., N. Tonks
Dark Lord of Naboo Outtakes by psychoman222 reviews
Various Outtakes/Omakes from Dark Lord of Naboo, as well as Star Wars one-shots. Warning: May include such insanity such as speculation into Darth Vader's sex life, stoned Count Dooku, and a 'beam war' between the Death Star and Goku from Dragonball Z.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,541 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 7/21/2016 - Published: 5/2/2015
Polite Battery by Lady Hallen reviews
"Excuse me," was spoken. It was said in the middle of an Invasion and Steve didn't really want to deal with it right now. Except the man was so polite that they had little choice in the matter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,983 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 4,384 - Follows: 2,680 - Published: 7/20/2016 - Harry P., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Lessons From a Grateful Veela by PD31 reviews
Fleur decides that Harry should be rewarded for saving her sister from the lake in the second task.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 38,614 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 2,894 - Follows: 1,637 - Updated: 7/17/2016 - Published: 5/20/2016 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] - Complete
A Sword Cuts A Swordsman by DisobedienceWriter reviews
My ideas file for the Game of Thrones. These are short stories that may or may not become longer pieces. Many are about the consequences of cruelty or other rash acts.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,948 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 1,078 - Follows: 894 - Updated: 7/9/2016 - Published: 5/22/2016
You're my Density by RobSt reviews
Just Suppose Harry hadn't heeded his godfather's advice, and actually lost his temper at his trial? Time travel fic and title is 'Back to the Future' joke.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 237,193 - Reviews: 7494 - Favs: 8,439 - Follows: 7,099 - Updated: 7/9/2016 - Published: 2/9/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Conspiracy by flabbyknight reviews
Harry Potter has discovered that an evil conspiracy has been controlling him his whole life and struggles to break free from Dumbles's evil grasp.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/7/2016 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Backward Without Purpose by birdwoman95 reviews
A re-do story full of cliches and cussing. I dislike the Weasley family in general and Ron in specific, so you may want to pass if he's your hero. Adult, Auror Harry is thrown back to his 10 year old body. What does he do? Kick @ and take names, of course. Rating is for the recounting of crimes by a Very Bad Man.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,477 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 1,237 - Follows: 313 - Published: 6/28/2016 - Complete
A Technological Singularity by 6thfloormadness reviews
AU. How did the Borg Collective come to be? What if the Systems Alliance had the Borg as allies during The First Contact War?
Crossover - StarTrek: Voyager & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 125,715 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 971 - Updated: 6/21/2016 - Published: 10/3/2011
A Marauder's Plan by CatsAreCool reviews
Sirius decides to stay in England after escaping Hogwarts and makes protecting Harry his priority. AU GOF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 87 - Words: 893,787 - Reviews: 11571 - Favs: 17,471 - Follows: 12,365 - Updated: 6/13/2016 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Packing Is Easy When You've Got Nothing by Lucillia reviews
Obi-Wan ends up with a different group as an Initiate, which leaves Qui-Gon with a problem he has little success in correcting after he takes him on as his Padawan. A problem that Anakin is stuck dealing with the entire time he knows the man, and Luke deals with like his father before him. Drabbles and oneshots which are not in chronological order.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,332 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 6/4/2016 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Luke S., Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J.
Security! by ack1308 reviews
A fanfiction writer finds himself within the story. What is he to do?
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 486,945 - Reviews: 1227 - Favs: 2,272 - Follows: 1,665 - Updated: 5/28/2016 - Published: 5/25/2014 - Skitter, Panacea, OC, Scion - Complete
The Power of an Angry Witch by Temporal Knight reviews
Daphne Greengrass, Harem Mistress, is quite perturbed with Umbridge ruining her plans. Now Harry's run off to the Ministry without her. What is a Harem Mistress supposed to do but to go retrieve her future boyfriend? If she happens to kill Voldemort along the way then so be it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 1,217 - Follows: 611 - Published: 5/25/2016 - Harry P., Luna L., Daphne G., Tracey D. - Complete
(Only) I Have Rights! by SpoonandJohn reviews
Quirrel: TROLL! Troll in the fic! Thought you ought to know. *thud* A badfic by John as "revenge" on Spoon. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,572 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 48 - Published: 5/20/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Revenge of the Goblet of Fire by Red Phoenix Dragon reviews
The Goblet of Fire had been enchanted by Salazar Slytherin. A cunningly brilliant, ambitious, devious and diabolical fiendish wizard. And two dark lords thought that they could use it for their own nefarious purposes! Can Hermione help Harry get out of the Tournament? Ronald has a bad experience due to V and his greed, fears and jealousies. MOF Dumbledore HHr NLLL Characters' death
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,746 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 5/17/2016 - Published: 4/1/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
Black Family Business by Nargled reviews
The war and the trials are over. Draco is finally going to become the Heir to the Black Family. And there's nothing that bloody Potter can do about it. Chapter two added, updated.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,676 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 5/11/2016 - Published: 3/19/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Dolores Meets Her Match by Roff reviews
Harry had about all he could take with the way he had been treated since Voldemort's return in the graveyard. The last thing he needed was Dolores Umbridge for his Defense professor. Things do not go as Dolores planned.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,859 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 147 - Published: 5/7/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Dolores U. - Complete
Crucible - Super Weapon or Trap? by BadLoki reviews
What if a certain someone that had been monitoring the Mass Effect reality had finally had enough? Mostly Mass Effect with a dash of Trek.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 90,576 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 5/4/2016 - Published: 2/4/2016 - Q, Shepard, D. Anderson, Illusive Man
Thanks for Nothing by megamatt09 reviews
Harry Potter receives an Order of Merlin for defeating Voldemort and has something to get off of his chest. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 184 - Published: 5/1/2016 - Complete
Worm Loops by gbear605 reviews
This is not her first time here. Nor will it be her last. Innortal-style time loops in the Worm verse.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 110,626 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 4/24/2016 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Skitter
Sorted For Bravery, Not Loyalty by Shenandoah76209 reviews
When Ron left them Harry wondered why he hadn't seen it coming. After all, Ron always left when things got hard. He was sorted for bravery, not loyalty.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,372 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 225 - Published: 4/5/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Saruman of many Devices by Saphroneth reviews
Alone of every power in Middle-Earth, Saruman innovates, notably gunpowder. But he lost. What if he had a little help? Actually a cross-over between LOTR and the General series by David Drake. Uses both book and movie elements.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 130,580 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 1,513 - Follows: 1,446 - Updated: 4/3/2016 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Saruman
Wild Wolf by Vimesenthusiast reviews
Fed up with life in Nerima, Ranma runs away, only to be followed by Happosai, who has a magic scroll he want to try out. It works but Ranma suddenly finds himself in Westeros replacing the champion chosen by the old gods in a time of great peril for humanity. How will the world change with the Wild Wolf raised in the den of wolves? A lot. Thanks to Naj. P. Jackson for the picture.
Crossover - Ranma & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 1,182,666 - Reviews: 2497 - Favs: 3,604 - Follows: 2,589 - Updated: 4/2/2016 - Published: 5/17/2014 - Ranma, Daenerys T./Dany, Myrcella B. - Complete
Love Multiplied by flowerchild33 reviews
The war is over and now Harry can live and love in peace. He and Ginny are back together, but other feelings and issues come into play. How will he cope when an unusual solution is proposed and how far will he go to help a friend? Rated M from the very first chapter. This has plenty of plot, but is one of my smuttier stories. M/F, F/F
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,440 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 3/30/2016 - Published: 2/19/2016 - [Harry P., Ginny W., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Memories Of Others by TheBeardedOne reviews
Sometimes a technique can lead to new discoveries, new paths. A chance discovery lets Naruto learn that which he was never taught... using the memories of others to aid his progress.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 135,436 - Reviews: 3073 - Favs: 4,841 - Follows: 4,288 - Updated: 3/7/2016 - Published: 9/6/2015 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Statute of Not Needed by Lucillia reviews
Ever since that day in 1973 when all eyes were on Magneto, a certain law pretty much became completely unnecessary. Unfortunately, the wizards didn't get the memo...
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 247 - Published: 2/28/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Nightcrawler - Complete
Messing With His Mind by turbomagnus reviews
When Jarod makes one of his late night phone calls, Miss Parker decides to have a little fun.
Pretender - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/28/2016 - Miss Parker, Jarod - Complete
Ship of the Line: Phoenix by wlfgang213 reviews
This is a response to the Ship of the Line challenge (#7035) on TTH. Xander gets a Starship for Halloween, the Starship Phoenix *ON HIATUS to work on Xanderpocalypse*
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,170 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 2/23/2016 - Published: 12/31/2015 - Xander H., Buffy S.
What About Our Points? by Fairywm reviews
There is a protest of the points given to the four Gryffindors in Harry's first year. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,874 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 104 - Published: 2/22/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
Uchiha Bogeyman by Madrigal-in-training reviews
Sasuke recognized his new sensei as the only man outside of the Uchiha Clan to bear a Sharingan. He did not take it well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 188 - Published: 2/19/2016 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Blue Robes by popcornfairy reviews
The political talks with their species were rarely done in person and instead happened over the extranet or by a single VI hologram that was inside their embassy. Even when they did meet in person they were always concealed, and hidden within the dark robes they wore. A ME one-shot AU, Elder Humanity.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,778 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 2/17/2016 - Published: 6/1/2014
Heart and Soul by Sillimaure reviews
The Dementor attack on Harry during the summer after his fourth year leaves him on the verge of having his wand snapped. Unwilling to leave anything to chance, Sirius Black sets events into motion which will change Harry's life forever. HP/HG/FD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 81 - Words: 751,333 - Reviews: 6475 - Favs: 11,552 - Follows: 8,450 - Updated: 2/16/2016 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D. - Complete
Time Travel Story by Stone Elbow reviews
I have read many time travel fanfics, and I have always found them unrealistic. This is the story of what Harry Potter would really do if he traveled back in time. Accidental time travel, back in time to 11-year-old body, one-shot. No pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,093 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 908 - Follows: 341 - Published: 2/14/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Voldemort, Amelia B. - Complete
A Teacher's Glory by Larry Huss reviews
"Zest to over-achieve" marks Team 7's entry into the Ninja world. Kakashi teaches lessons better than he imagines. *COMPLETE*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 162,921 - Reviews: 1346 - Favs: 4,123 - Follows: 2,742 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
That's Ridiculous, Madara by Madrigal-in-training reviews
Naruto calls bullshit on this whole reincarnation thing, because Sasuke couldn't possibly be Madara's reincarnation, if he was standing in front of them, and trying to single-handedly take over the world, right? And since the Nidaime's morally ambiguous forbidden jutsu clearly worked… (Warnings: highly suggestive themes)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 1,939 - Follows: 646 - Published: 1/16/2016 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Madara U. - Complete
This Time as a Namikaze by TwiceMarked reviews
A broken promise sends Naruto spiralling down into a depression after his greatest victory. He is given a chance to make things right, to make things better. But this time, he won't be alone. This time, he'll do it as a Namikaze. M just in case.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 177,185 - Reviews: 2633 - Favs: 5,394 - Follows: 5,604 - Updated: 1/10/2016 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Ups and Downs by Harry50 reviews
It was only two days since their wedding and they had already had three major quarrels and many more minor ones. They still slept together. She wondered for how long. Harry-Hermione-Ron
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,204 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 44 - Published: 12/26/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
I Am NOT Going Through Puberty Again! by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Our heroes did not come from a future where everything has gone horribly wrong. They did not travel back in time to save the world from a bleak or miserable fate. As a matter of fact, all they want to do is find a way back home as soon as possible. [cracky, epilogue-compliant time travel fic] [Now has a TV Tropes page!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 233,232 - Reviews: 4242 - Favs: 7,995 - Follows: 6,288 - Updated: 12/20/2015 - Published: 11/29/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] [Hinata H., Naruto U.] - Complete
Ronald Weasley vs The Sorting Hat by BrilliantLady reviews
Ronald has trouble with his sorting, and argues with the hat - it doesn't go at all well. Completed silly drabble. Gratuitous Ron-bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 78 - Published: 12/19/2015 - Ron W., Sorting Hat - Complete
Hagrid Ruins Everything by BrilliantLady reviews
Hagrid really was a poor choice as someone to introduce Harry to the wizarding world – Harry was very unimpressed with his drinking.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 204 - Published: 12/17/2015 - Harry P., Draco M., Rubeus H. - Complete
The Stuff of Legends by turbomagnus reviews
They promised each other that their friendship would be the stuff of legends. AU; Clark and Lex never ended their friendship, Lois never came to Smallville. Clark and Tess are a couple.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,999 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/25/2015 - Published: 4/8/2014 - [Clark K./Superman, Tess M./Red Tornado] Lex L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Three Rules by Brent Dax reviews
At age six, Harry Potter learned that he can't truly depend on anyone but himself. At age eleven, he was invited to join a world that wasn't quite expecting what it got.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,523 - Reviews: 1215 - Favs: 4,775 - Follows: 6,301 - Updated: 11/7/2015 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Revenge of the Wizard by Darth Marrs reviews
A Harry Potter cursed with immortality must not only survive the ravaging of Earth by monsters far more powerful than any humanity has encountered, but he must rise to save it, and in the process exact one wizard's revenge against the Galactic Empire.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 172,419 - Reviews: 4217 - Favs: 6,991 - Follows: 5,486 - Updated: 10/31/2015 - Published: 12/23/2014 - Complete
Harry's Best Friend by SnuggleKitten69 reviews
Harry meets Hermione on the train and names her his best friend. Not having been anyone's friend, let alone best friend, before, Hermione doesn't know what to do. Luckily, she finds a book by S. O. P. Black on how to be the best best friend a guy could ask for. Unwittingly (or not) she takes everything she reads to heart. EXTREMELY AU - responsible Dursleys, Ron bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,045 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 535 - Published: 10/26/2015
Medic by ParaDocksFF reviews
Another Worm AU, with Taylor having Bonesaw's powers. Wacky!
Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,544 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 920 - Follows: 1,124 - Updated: 10/22/2015 - Published: 6/23/2015 - Skitter
The Most Likely Inheritance by MacJack reviews
You know Sirius would treat adulthood like a big joke. You also know that, like everything else, somehow it will turn out to make Harry's life even stranger. Comic one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/18/2015 - Complete
Harry's Loophole by ThinkingSpeck reviews
[COMPLETE] Harry has been entered in the Triwizard Tournament, but during the shouting match with Ron he realises that he doesn't actually have to risk his life and look like a fool in front of everyone - he really only needs to show up for each task and make a token effort. Single-point-of-departure fic, departing early in book 4. Some text borrowed from J.K. Rowling.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 60,394 - Reviews: 986 - Favs: 3,643 - Follows: 2,890 - Updated: 10/1/2015 - Published: 4/17/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D. - Complete
A Protector's Pride by NeoRyu777 reviews
What if Ichigo had handled his Inner Hollow problem like he had everything else thrown his way? Instead of running from it, he faced it head-on? Rated M for future graphic scenes.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 84 - Words: 573,294 - Reviews: 6115 - Favs: 8,329 - Follows: 6,260 - Updated: 9/24/2015 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Arthur's Lament by Kedavra Lumos reviews
I blame this entirely on Clell's Big Box of Silliness! Or at least most of it. That rancid meatball last night may have had something to do with it. Meanwhile, it seems Arthur has a problem that he's hoping his Healer can help him with.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/21/2015 - Arthur W. - Complete
An Anthology of Wizard Wheezes! by sprinter1988 reviews
A collection of funny jokes and stories, old and new, told with a Harry Potter twist. WARNING: entries may be bad, mad, rude, crude, insulting, amusing or hilarious, resulting in groans, grins, giggles or full blown laughter depending on your own tastes, though there should be something for most. Probably should not be read by those under 15. Read at your own peril! Short Oneshots!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,908 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 9/13/2015 - Published: 1/17/2014
The Wizard of Harrenhal by DisobedienceWriter reviews
The Master of Death, Harry Potter, wakes one cold spring morning in Westeros. He has no idea why he's there - or how he'll get back. Harry always had bad luck, but a lot of persistence. He'll need it. Winter is Coming.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 56,547 - Reviews: 982 - Favs: 5,307 - Follows: 3,032 - Updated: 8/28/2015 - Published: 5/17/2015 - [Harry P., OC] - Complete
Cleaning no Jutsu by Erisah Mae reviews
She seemed determined enough. Maybe she'd be able to finally answer the question that had been bugging him for a while now, since he had realised he'd forgotten the answer years ago. What colour was his carpet? eventual OC/Gai Rated for swearing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,425 - Reviews: 957 - Favs: 3,796 - Follows: 1,710 - Updated: 8/24/2015 - Published: 6/21/2011 - [Gai M., OC] Genma S., Chōza A. - Complete
Sleeping Soundly by scriviner reviews
It's a terrible world out there. Sometimes a regular guy might have to take matters into his own hands to ensure that he can get a good night's rest. Sort of complete. Remote possibility of an eventual continuation, but one-shot for now.
DC Elseworlds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/21/2015 - Complete
Buffie the Vampire Layer by Lady FoxFire reviews
On day a package was delivered to the Slayer house for Xander and one of the girls open it… And that was a bad thing.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,172 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 117 - Published: 8/15/2015 - Complete
We're NOT Going Through This Again! by Lucillia reviews
What might've happened if Sasuke and Naruto found out about a certain "rebirth" a few years earlier.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 1,003 - Follows: 377 - Published: 8/9/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A child-genius by Racke reviews
Ryoga's success with age-mushrooms kind of snowballs into a mess. Don't worry Negi, the school nurse is just a year-or-so older than you. Physically, anyway.
Crossover - Ranma & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,770 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 328 - Published: 8/8/2015 - Ranma - Complete
Cold blood by DerLaCroix reviews
Sometimes, the tide of events really changes a person.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,748 - Reviews: 3674 - Favs: 7,898 - Follows: 6,452 - Updated: 8/5/2015 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Child Avenged by PandasWearGlasses reviews
Harry Potter is a good guy, really, but there are some lines that should never be crossed, and Nick Fury has just crossed them.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,360 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 7,947 - Follows: 3,262 - Published: 8/4/2015 - Harry P., Teddy L., Nick F. - Complete
The Infinite Improbability of Gate Travel by CubsKing reviews
SG-1 should have known it was a bad idea to let Vala suggest a planet to visit when she was bored...
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,012 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/21/2015 - Published: 7/16/2015 - S. Carter, C. Mitchell, Vala, Ford P. - Complete
Naruto: The Gamer Files by MaxFic reviews
Naruto has always had video games to fall back on growing up while the rest of the village pretty much treated him like garbage. What happens when Naruto wakes up to find his life has become one of the video games he loves so much. Naruto/The Gamer crossover. All Chapters Revised.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 217,812 - Reviews: 5712 - Favs: 12,226 - Follows: 12,943 - Updated: 7/18/2015 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Naruto U.
Death's Design, Fate's Plan by Illiandyandra reviews
My take on Reptillia 28's Challenge from Portkey, Really hope no one minds. Harry dies well before his time and is sent back to clean up the mess he left behind. This will be an Adult Story, contains Bashing and Character Death. Cleaning up the first/third person & tense changes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,116 - Reviews: 798 - Favs: 1,740 - Follows: 2,489 - Updated: 7/12/2015 - Published: 11/26/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
A Few Good Friends by Izzyaro reviews
Bruce is used to waking up alone after a visit from the Other Guy.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,696 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 43 - Published: 6/24/2015 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
The Safest Place in the Wizarding World by flabbyknight reviews
Harry wants to transfer to a different school.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/22/2015 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
A Good Teacher by Nia River reviews
COMPLETE. The other children in class stared at the teacher. Then they stared at Harry, then back to the teacher, then at Harry, in a never-ending loop. Harry found he couldn't blame them. Everything from the bespectacled emerald eyes to the messy black hair—the resemblance between them was uncanny!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,732 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 3,424 - Follows: 1,599 - Published: 6/2/2015 - Harry P., Petunia D., Dudley D. - Complete
Nothing but Trouble by Mister Cynical reviews
The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,990 - Reviews: 2327 - Favs: 4,944 - Follows: 3,648 - Updated: 5/30/2015 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
I'm the Juggernaut, Bitch! by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
In which Bruce recounts a strange battle, Tony realizes he's known as the Hulk's sugar daddy, and Natasha laughs. A lot.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 61 - Published: 5/29/2015 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hulk/Bruce B.
A Different Kind of Contact by andrewjameswilliams reviews
Allies and enemies old and new meet once again as first contact takes place between the Earth Alliance and the Minbari Federation *AU no Earth-Minbari War*
Crossover - Babylon 5 & Robotech/Macross - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,324 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 5/21/2015 - Published: 4/1/2015 - Complete
Bug Boy by Mrs.InsaneOne reviews
At the tender age of two and a half, little Harry's magic whisks him away from the Dursleys to the Hidden Countries where he is found and adopted by a shinobi clan of Konoha. Main Pairing: Harry (Satoshi)/Takigakure's Fu (host to the Nanabi).
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 339,217 - Reviews: 1770 - Favs: 3,605 - Follows: 3,698 - Updated: 5/18/2015 - Published: 7/21/2014 - Harry P., Shibi A., Shino A., Kakashi H.
The Mark by Nargled reviews
The Malfoys are finally on trial. What could possibly go wrong?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 28,635 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 5/17/2015 - Published: 5/16/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Dark Skies by CentuariAlpha reviews
Book 1 of 3. As ancient powers and enigmatic figures make their move, the stars will darken and the heavens will tremble as a scarred and battered humanity still reeling from the Combine occupation encounters the rest of the civilized galaxy.
Crossover - Half-Life & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,220 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 5/15/2015 - Published: 2/22/2014
Ashes of Tomorrow by Nemesis13 reviews
Sequel to Code Geass: Let Me Share the Burden. For two hundred years Emperor Lelouch vi Britannia has built a mighty imperium away from the eyes of the galactic community; drawn out by Turian aggression the Holy Empire of Britannia now stands ready to take its rightful place in the galaxy, whether the Council likes it or not. Please review folks
Crossover - Code Geass & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,864 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 1,061 - Updated: 5/2/2015 - Published: 6/10/2014
Steal My Thunder God by Nauro reviews
Naruto has always carried his father's legacy, in more ways than one. When an attempt to replicate the Fourth's greatest technique sends him to times long passed, he must take up that legacy, far more directly than he ever dreamed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 103,824 - Reviews: 1521 - Favs: 6,071 - Follows: 6,861 - Updated: 5/2/2015 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Naruto U.
Mass Effect: Synthesis by Jade Tatsu reviews
"To the Sol Alliance and all of Humanity, greetings. I am Harbinger and I have traveled across the galaxy to meet you." Shepard wasn't the first to reach the Catalyst, eons ago, someone else did and they chose synthesis, embedding the desire in the Reapers. They've searched for organics to merge with ever since and now they've found them. AU, First Contact, Humans / Reapers
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 203,198 - Reviews: 1677 - Favs: 2,349 - Follows: 1,675 - Updated: 4/18/2015 - Published: 11/5/2014 - J. Garson, Harbinger, Garrus V., Saren A. - Complete
Nymphadora's Beau by losthpfanficwriter reviews
In the summer prior to fifth year, Andromeda Tonks finds out her daughter Nymphadora has set her sights on Remus Lupin. She's not happy with this, and tricks Tonks into going for Harry Potter instead. What starts out as a way to "get back" at her parents, turns into an uncommon romance... Canon until the start of Book 5 'Order of the Phoenix', mild lemons. / No updates, on hold.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,035 - Reviews: 2246 - Favs: 5,586 - Follows: 6,516 - Updated: 4/14/2015 - Published: 4/9/2014 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] Hermione G.
Yet Still Even More Fragments! by dogbertcarroll reviews
Started on a fifth one to keep the chapter numbers down. And man do I have a hard time NOT coming up with random ideas every five seconds!
Crossover - X-overs & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 112,591 - Reviews: 1910 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 4/12/2015 - Published: 6/28/2014 - Complete
Focus by Luan Mao reviews
Given one interesting object to focus on, even the flightiest person can be grounded. Rated for smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,952 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 356 - Published: 4/2/2015 - [Luna L., Harry P., Hermione G.]
Break the Pattern: Tri-Wizard by Squirrel of Shadow reviews
As Tri-Wizard tournament approaches, Harry Potter prepares himself. He is unwilling to dance to the whims of manipulative old men, and he's laid the groundwork for what he has to do. This year's Quiddich has already been cancelled, and with the shadow of the Tournament threatening him with peril, Harry's got a plan to slip the old manipulative bastard's leash. Crack-ish! Bash!Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,084 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 3/27/2015 - Published: 3/15/2015 - Complete
One Shots by Alpha-The-Omega reviews
Some stories I began, but really have no motivation to finish. If you'd like to go with the plotline/story, go for it, just let me know.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,523 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 3/25/2015 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Harry P.
I, Scion by ack1308 reviews
This is a silly crack fic that I decided to write up. It's technically the sequel to I, Panacea, which is in turn the sequel to Security!. In it, Mike Allen shows up in Scion's head. Hijinks ensue.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,499 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 3/20/2015 - Published: 2/14/2015 - Alexandria, Eidolon, E. Piggot, Scion - Complete
Always Read the Fine Print by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT. After being entered into the Tri-Wizard Tournament against his will, Harry does some independent research on what precisely "magically binding" means...and comes up with a very different approach to the competition. As they say, the pen is mightier than the sword...but is the quill mightier than the wand?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,463 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 4,194 - Follows: 1,417 - Published: 3/16/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
The Voyage Home by Kinsfire reviews
The battle at the Ministry ended differently for Harry. When he came out of the fog of Time Turner dust, he found himself over 300 years in the future. Now he needs to find his home again.
Crossover - StarTrek: Other & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,505 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 1,031 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 3/16/2015 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35546 - Favs: 26,511 - Follows: 19,535 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Spring Equinox by Harry50 reviews
Umbridge wants to restore a certain old tradition. It backfires nicely with some very unexpected results. Harry/Harem
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,253 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 2,423 - Follows: 1,741 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 11/29/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Minerva M.] - Complete
Spock Unleashed by BajaB reviews
Spock decides the temporal Prime directive has a different interpretation to his original one.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,566 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 114 - Published: 3/12/2015 - Complete
Never Give Me A Marriage Law Challenge by Ares.Granger reviews
A Harmony fic featuring a marriage law. One morning at breakfast the lives of a large chunk of Hogwarts students are changed forever. How will they cope? Will there be a happily ever after or will relationships fall apart? not canon, AU, no horcruxes, not so nice to Ron but seeking redemption for him. I apologize for a poor summary. Prologue offers more details about the story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,772 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 1,831 - Follows: 1,224 - Updated: 3/5/2015 - Published: 10/5/2014 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] - Complete
Hermione Granger and the Marriage Law Revolution by Starfox5 reviews
Hermione Granger deals with the marriage law the Wizengamot passed after Voldemort's defeat - in the style of the French Revolution. Old scores are settled but new enemies gather their forces, determined to crush the new British Ministry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 127,718 - Reviews: 952 - Favs: 1,844 - Follows: 1,323 - Updated: 2/28/2015 - Published: 8/5/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W., Viktor K. - Complete
Anything Goes by turbomagnus reviews
After another argument between Ranma and Akane, Nabiki decides to prove just who the best practicioner of 'Anything Goes' really is.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,505 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/27/2015 - Ranma, Akane, Nabiki, Tatewaki - Complete
Amber and Emerald by Contramancer reviews
Response to whitetigerwolf's Polyjuice Cat challenge. When Hermione is told her Polyjuice problem is permanent, Harry refuses to let his best friend go through this alone. He chooses to drink a similar potion, and the consequences of that choice are unpredictable and far-reaching. Rating for later themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 78,854 - Reviews: 1518 - Favs: 3,949 - Follows: 4,614 - Updated: 2/16/2015 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Made From a Different Metal by CGKrows reviews
Tony Stark is many things. He's a billionaire, he's an immature genius-level playboy, he's the superhero Iron Man, and not to mention a guy who's into philanthropy. But things like that can change within the blink of an eye, especially when something explodes in your face. After all, the man's made from a different kind of metal than most would honestly expect... (BEING REVISED)
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,157 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 874 - Updated: 2/14/2015 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Aragorn, Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Jarvis
Courting Uzumaki by Madrigal-in-training reviews
Or why Minato Namikaze started learning fuuinjutsu. MinaKushi
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 157 - Published: 2/13/2015 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Aniki's Guard by Madrigal-in-training reviews
Naruto develops an impressive tolerance towards killing intent from a young age.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 1,778 - Follows: 608 - Published: 2/13/2015 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Man From The Bureau by turbomagnus reviews
Someone visits Clark to deliver a message - Trask lied about who he worked for.
Lois and Clark - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/12/2015 - Clark K./Superman - Complete
Recursion by losthpfanficwriter reviews
'Those who do not learn from their mistakes are doomed to repeat them' - sometimes literally so. A Harry Potter 'Groundhog Day' story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,219 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 249 - Published: 2/4/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B., Leanne - Complete
Diversion by Madrigal-in-training reviews
Naruto chooses a singularly odd method of distracting the S-ranked ninja who are out to kill him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 2,147 - Follows: 734 - Published: 1/26/2015 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Never Use Shadow Clones to do Your Paper Work by gentlemankitsune reviews
Arranged marriage: the concept of being engaged and married to your partner without having known the person beforehand. A concept usually applied only to the lords and ladies of the elemental nations, but not the Ninja. Never the Ninja. Too risky. Too dangerous. Suffice to say, Minato was a very trusting man as he lived. Too trusting. Forced Harem. Yugito Temari Fu Mei Kurotsuchi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 226,939 - Reviews: 1356 - Favs: 2,780 - Follows: 2,369 - Updated: 1/25/2015 - Published: 2/4/2014 - Naruto U. - Complete
Inheritances by Luan Mao reviews
Getting what's coming to you. And then fighting it. And then getting what's coming to you.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,423 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 95 - Published: 1/20/2015 - Complete
A Long Way From Home by turbomagnus reviews
'Insurrection' added scene - The plan on how to relocate the Baku had to originate from somewhere...
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2015 - Complete
Time to Put Your Galleons Where Your Mouth Is by Tsume Yuki reviews
Harry had never been able to comprehend a sibling relationship before, but he always thought he'd be great at it. Until, as Master of Death, he's reborn one Turais Rigel Black, older brother to Sirius and Regulus. (Rebirth/time travel and Master of Death Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,303 - Reviews: 3114 - Favs: 20,342 - Follows: 7,868 - Updated: 1/14/2015 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Regulus B., Walburga B. - Complete
He who will change the Shinobi by mlickko reviews
During the battle on the bridge in Wave, when Naruto used Kyuubi's power, Nine-Tails felt something he detested: Sasuke's new Sharingan. Discovering that something was preventing his host from reaching his full potential, he did the math. Results? He will give a small helping hand to his host so that he could surpass the Uchiha. /SmartishNaruto, rating may go up. ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 191,516 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 4,352 - Follows: 4,867 - Updated: 1/7/2015 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Naruto U.
Hunt by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry had noticed a lot of things that didn't add up around him. He did something about it. When Ron left the tent during the hunt for the horcruxes, he finally manages to get the true Hermione back. With a better plan they start the hunt anew.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 51,741 - Reviews: 907 - Favs: 4,476 - Follows: 2,139 - Updated: 1/1/2015 - Published: 12/24/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Bill W. - Complete
Unending Sacrifice by Knife Hand reviews
What if there was someone else aboard the Odyssey just before the reversal of the time dilation field. And they are not part of the crew. Short One Shot.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/31/2014 - Complete
With You by My Side by HermiHugs reviews
Harry and Hermione are 'child prodigies'. Destiny managed to throw them together and they form a bond far stronger than any seen in the wizarding world. They use their intelligence to bring innovations into the world that have not been thought before.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 315,467 - Reviews: 2556 - Favs: 6,454 - Follows: 5,220 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 2/3/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [Sirius B., Amelia B.] - Complete
Phantom of Steel by kujikiri21 reviews
Henge. Transformation. Able to change your form into someone or something else. An E-rank technique. Considered almost useless at the higher echelons of power. Let's see a fox turn that sort of thinking upside down. SCRAPPED/DISCONTINUED/BEING REWRITTEN.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,254 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 939 - Follows: 1,049 - Published: 12/29/2014 - Naruto U. - Complete
Chaotic Space by Vimesenthusiast reviews
Ranma learned on his 'grandma's' knee to look to the stars, and dreamed of going to space when they watched an alien ship crash land on Earth. Now years later after various plans have come to fruition he gets his chance. But is space and the space navy ready for Ranma? Pairing Ranma/Kasumi/Lisa/Miriya
Crossover - Ranma & Robotech/Macross - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 433,320 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 1,006 - Follows: 641 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Ranma, Kasumi, Lisa/Misa, Miriya/Milia - Complete
Unconventional Win by NarutosBrat reviews
They'd always known that Naruto was completely and utterly unpredictable when fighting. They'd known he was prone to using unusual tactics on opponents. No one, however, had ever expected this.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,825 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 1,683 - Follows: 703 - Published: 12/27/2014 - Complete
A Different Godaime by Igornerd reviews
Things went differently during the night of the sealing. Ten years later, Naruto Uzumaki is at it again... One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,795 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 189 - Published: 12/27/2014 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Remus Lupin and the Restaurant that Attracts Annoying Customers by dukeofpoorplanning reviews
Twenty years after a falling out with the rest of the Marauders, Remus Lupin has completely cut himself off from the wizarding world and opened a restaurant in the muggle one. Unfortunately for him, his past comes back to haunt him in the most irritating way possible: his restaurant seems to attract the weirdest possible customers, both magical and muggle. Episodic, Remus-centric.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,746 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 128 - Published: 12/25/2014 - Remus L.
Tricksters and Gods by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Loki's in for it now. Odin has had enough and has banished him to Earth to relearn some lessons. Too bad he hadn't paid attention to where Loki ended up. Now Harry Potter, the Boy-Who-Lived, has to deal with memories that aren't his own while he gets his revenge on those who sought to use him as a weapon. Can Harry regain what he lost, or will his past self take control first?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 54,615 - Reviews: 1988 - Favs: 7,973 - Follows: 5,260 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 3/10/2014 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
The Potter Chronicles Revelations by Knife Hand reviews
As time passed, the tale of Harry Potter took on mythical proportions, much like the tale of King Arthur and his Knights. Now, amongst a panel of so called 'Experts', comes the true tale of what happened, from ones who lived it. (Chapter 1 up)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,923 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 12/22/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G.
In Vino Veritas by avidbeader reviews
It started one night in a pub... Post-Hogwarts AU written for the Fandom for Leukemia and Lymphoma Society's annual fanfic fundraiser. Harry/Hermione one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,435 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 61 - Published: 12/12/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Unrepressed by turbomagnus reviews
'Pariah' AU, Alicia survived, Tim's in jail and now it's time for Clark to deal with the other side of the situation. C-Ali pairing.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,117 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 4/2/2014 - [Clark K./Superman, Alicia B.] Lex L., Jason T. - Complete
A Boon for Bill by canoncansodoff reviews
Extreme measures are taken to distract Molly long enough for Bill to both neutralize a love potion and ask Harry to help make his engagement to Fleur possible. A kinder, smuttier alternative to Book Six's "An Excess of Phlegm" chapter. H/Hr, Bill/Fleur.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 218,013 - Reviews: 1622 - Favs: 3,432 - Follows: 4,501 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Ship of the Line: Pioneer's Dawn by andrewjameswilliams reviews
Janus unhappy with how things are being handled in Sunnydale and elsewhere by the Powers That Be decides to intervene and in so doing changes the destiny and fate of an entire planet forever. *Discontinued, full rewrite in progress*
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Robotech/Macross - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,869 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 12/5/2014 - Published: 5/22/2014 - Xander H., Buffy S., Lisa/Misa, Rick/Hikaru - Complete
A Different Horcrux Hunt by JackPotr reviews
Things change after Ron leaves. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,057 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 962 - Follows: 309 - Published: 12/3/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Lily's Diary by Red Phoenix Dragon reviews
A First Year story starting with Harry giving Hermione a special birthday gift. An unused Emerald Green leather covered diary that had belonged to his mother Lily. Harry had found it in his trust vault the day Hagrid had taken him to Gringotts. T M. Riddle was not the only one who could enchant a diary. MoF Dumbledore & over the top Ronald. Happy Birthday Hermione. 190979 HHr NLLL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,698 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 698 - Updated: 12/2/2014 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Neville L.
Just the Usual Habits by mapplepie reviews
Sakumo has no idea where all of these habits of Kakashi's are coming from. In which five-year-old Kakashi forgets the existence of his left eye, loses his ability to lie believably, and is a little too knowledgeable about the Birds and Bees. Still, no matter what oddities went on in Kakashi's head, one thing is certain – the boy will always love his father, through thick and thin.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,170 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 2,795 - Follows: 859 - Published: 11/29/2014 - Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Sakumo H. - Complete
Harry Potter: Geth by mjimeyg reviews
During the final battle Harry is hit with a luck spell... but who exactly got lucky? Harry finds himself in the future fighting a new war when all he wants to do is have a nice and easy life. So he decides to have fun instead.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 276,717 - Reviews: 2694 - Favs: 7,104 - Follows: 3,794 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 10/27/2014 - [Tali'Zorah, Harry P.] [Shepard, Ashley W.] - Complete
Spider Solo by turbomagnus reviews
Nearly every Spider-Man/Justice League crossover has Spider-Man joining the League... What if he chose to remain an independent hero, even in this strange new world.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,636 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 11/14/2014 - Published: 7/7/2014 - Peter P./Spider-Man
Consequences Are For Lesser Mortals by Sarah1281 reviews
After it's all over, Sakura isn't sure why they're even bothering to pretend that they need to decide Sasuke's fate. Everyone knows that they've been planning to just ignore everything he's done since he left Konoha years ago and she honestly can't see a little thing like, oh, every little act of high treason Sasuke's committed since then changing any of that.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,537 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 126 - Published: 11/11/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
The MILF and the Veela by whitetigerwolf reviews
When Harry doesn't step forward after his name is drawn from the Goblet of Fire, Dumbledore uses the Goblet to summon his wayward student. Awkwardness ensues. ONE-SHOT, COMPLETE. M for...embarrassing situations and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 1,998 - Follows: 818 - Published: 11/6/2014 - [Harry P., Narcissa M., Fleur D.] Draco M. - Complete
Detention with Umbridge by guardsmansparky reviews
Just something I'd like to see happen in a fic where Harry's super strong. One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/14/2014 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
I have an Idea, Harry by Cloud Zen reviews
On the night of their wedding, Harry has a glass too much champagne, and accidentally gives Hermione an idea. Hermione plus Idea equals Changing the World as Everyone Knows It. Now a drabble repository. AU H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,911 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 10/13/2014 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Do Over by Kyogre reviews
Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,823 - Reviews: 1581 - Favs: 11,534 - Follows: 5,255 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kyuubi/Kurama, Kushina U. - Complete
How Harry Turned Hogwarts Around by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Wizard lack common sense. Hermione had declared that in their first year at Hogwarts. Well, even after the war, with Voldemort dead, wizards refused to change the things that were important to prevent events that led to the war in the first place to repeat themselves. Time for Harry to make sure, at the right time and place, to teach them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,210 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 4,088 - Follows: 2,043 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 8/24/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Uncharted by Lucillia reviews
Someone once told me that back during the Golden Age they handwaved Clark Kent's lack of Military service during WWII by having him being declared 4-F after he accidentally read the eye chart in the wrong room. What if the consequences of the misreading hadn't ended with the examination? What if Clark Kent had accidentally convinced someone who spread the word that he was "blind"?
Superman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,010 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 9/15/2014 - Published: 9/2/2014 - Lois L., Perry W., Clark K./Kal-El/Superman - Complete
Too Many Dates by fantasy1290 reviews
What if Harry's friends tried to help him out in getting a date to the Yule Ball and he suddenly found himself with too many dates? Hilarity and romance ensues of course. Harry/Multi and eventual harem.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 195,714 - Reviews: 1754 - Favs: 4,262 - Follows: 3,509 - Updated: 9/12/2014 - Published: 7/25/2013 - [Harry P., Luna L., Padma P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Harry Potter and his Veela Mate by Ares.Granger reviews
A Harmony story. Hermione is a Veela and discovers this shortly before their fourth year. What will Hermione's new powers do to alter Harry's fourth year? Warning- there's Ron-bashing ahead. If you dislike Ron-bashing, don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 66,667 - Reviews: 1033 - Favs: 4,732 - Follows: 2,235 - Updated: 9/11/2014 - Published: 8/20/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Save Button is Your Friend by Transcendent Oddity reviews
Living your life once is tough. Living it twice is a nightmare - but hey, at least this time someone turned on the help menu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 79,273 - Reviews: 1674 - Favs: 4,325 - Follows: 4,724 - Updated: 9/8/2014 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Naruto U.
Tea for Two by Aealket reviews
Hermione has an unexpected visitor drop in for tea.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,042 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 149 - Published: 8/31/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Self Insert X by Lucillia reviews
The Author ends up with all the powers of Superman. Unfortunately...
Superman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 45 - Published: 8/28/2014 - Clark K./Superman/Kal-El - Complete
A Special Task by Generatedname reviews
A Salarian STG team is sent to begin the covert uplift of a race known as the Humans. What happens next will forever change the face of the galaxy, as a new race enters the galactic stage. OC heavy. My first fic, so constructive criticism is appreciated. Rating may be subject to change.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 40,627 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 780 - Updated: 8/23/2014 - Published: 5/1/2014 - Admiral Hackett, Shepard, OC
There's a REALLY Good Explanation for This, But by Lucillia reviews
Clark Kent did his job a little too well. So well in fact, that when his coworkers find a certain something of his, the first thing that popped to mind wasn't "Clark Kent is Superman".
Superman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 56 - Published: 8/21/2014 - Clark K./Superman/Kal-El, Lois L., Jimmy O., Perry W. - Complete
Don't Poke the Golden Goose by Lucillia reviews
Lois discovers that Clark, Clark who can't make his deadline half the time, gets paid more than her at Perry's recommendation.
Superman - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 8/14/2014 - Published: 7/21/2014 - Lois L., Perry W. - Complete
Saving him from the tournament by Avana92 reviews
She will do anything to keep him out of the tournament, including standing up to the most powerful wizard in Britain.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,967 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 322 - Published: 8/14/2014 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] Albus D. - Complete
The New Pack: Playing For Their Lives by red-jacobson
Tara, Chao-Ahn, Astoria Greengrass and Lisa Turpin are captured by Vamp Xander, and have to play a very high stakes game. M/F, F/F,
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,318 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/4/2014 - Chao-Ahn, Xander H., Tara M., Astoria G. - Complete
Sentinels by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
What if the US government response to mutants was a bit more... Measured? One-shot.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 70 - Published: 8/3/2014 - Complete
Aw, Nuts! by Lucillia reviews
This just wasn't Clark's day. Nor Superman's for that matter...
Superman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/1/2014 - Clark K./Superman/Kal-El - Complete
It's a SIN by dogbertcarroll reviews
My SI bit it in Marvel and wakes up in a while new world, but can he survive in an anime universe as the main character?
Crossover - Marvel & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,394 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 7/27/2014 - Published: 7/18/2014
Dumbledore Is An Idiot by Manchester reviews
Alternative Potterverse drabble scenes when this Hogwarts Headmaster demonstrates (often very much to the cost of his health and/or dignity) that excessive lemon drop consumption obviously causes severe impairment to the higher brain functions.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,095 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 52 - Published: 7/25/2014 - Complete
Faery Heroes by Silently Watches reviews
Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor, some bashing included; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 245,545 - Reviews: 6438 - Favs: 12,499 - Follows: 8,424 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
He has a dog by dogbertcarroll reviews
The Order of the Phoenix calls in outside help to deal with their little problem...
Crossover - Scooby Doo & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,818 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 7/18/2014
The Message In The Shoes by turbomagnus reviews
After the "Purple Pond" episode, Brennan decides to deliver a message in terms that she's sure that Booth will understand.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/17/2014 - [T. Brennan, S. Booth] - Complete
SIM Life - Self Insert Marvel by dogbertcarroll reviews
My always ready Pseudo-SI (More a Genre Smart OC) is dropped into Marvel after allowing Godogma play with his character sheet. Really, there should be a law against that.
Marvel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,248 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 6/28/2014
Biting the Hand That Feeds You by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
AU Start to Sixth Year. What do you do to stop a genocidal dark wizard? Try appeasement. If it sinks your entire economy, well... That just makes things more interesting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 120,263 - Reviews: 1057 - Favs: 1,706 - Follows: 1,326 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Pansy P. - Complete
Terran Ingenuity by Xeno Major reviews
The Great Wars are over. Jim Raynor and his men have left the Koprulu Sector behind, choosing to settle a world away from that sector of space. Unfortunately, the colony of Shanxi is not safe; hostile aliens have invaded, intent on controlling the Terrans and their bizarre technology. Unfortunately for the Turians, the Terrans have experience fighting hostile alien invaders.
Crossover - StarCraft & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 90,510 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 1,848 - Follows: 2,060 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 3/24/2013
Oh Dear! by Lucillia reviews
The TARDIS translated the Second Doctor's favorite exclamation as "Oh dear", but...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/1/2014 - 2nd Doctor, Jamie M., Zoe H. - Complete
Indomitable by ShaperV reviews
Naruto isn’t a moron. Jiraiya isn’t a clueless loser. The Kyuubi doesn’t intend to die. Three simple facts that will change the course of history. Eventual Naruto/Multi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,589 - Reviews: 1460 - Favs: 5,392 - Follows: 5,870 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Naruto U.
I'm His Favorite! Me! by Madrigal-in-training reviews
An unusual response by Harry Potter to Draco Malfoy leaves Dumbledore amused, Minerva confused, and Severus bemused. "You're just jealous that Professor Snape likes me best!"
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 2,429 - Follows: 666 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Crow by RobSt reviews
What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 106 - Words: 737,006 - Reviews: 28424 - Favs: 25,837 - Follows: 16,469 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
XCOM: To Boldly Go by JohnLocke94 reviews
First attempt at XCOM: Enemy Unknown crossover fic with Star Trek... hoping to carry on for quite a while down the line. As a general guideline, I like to either write horribly dark and depressing thoughts on why humans are such awful things, or just embrace it and go, Humanity! F**k Yeah! This is the second type of story.
Crossover - StarTrek: Other & X-Com - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 52,069 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Complete
When Civilizations Meet: Tali's School Days by Generatedname reviews
A less serious side story to my fic 'When Civilizations Meet', this fic details Tali and her fellow Psionic Quarian students' adventures in a Terran Alliance elementary school. This fic has little to no effect on the storyline of When Civilization Meet. WARNING: Contains My Little Chryssalid.
Crossover - X-Com & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,806 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 6/6/2014 - Published: 5/18/2014 - Garrus V., Tali'Zorah, Kal'Reegar, Solana Vakarian
Well, That Plan's Been Shot To Hell by Lucillia reviews
A good friend will help you move. Your Best Friend will help you turn your new home into a death trap for Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 182 - Published: 6/3/2014 - Peter P., James P., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Invisible Fox by TheBeardedOne reviews
An accident bestows a completely new Kekkai Genkai on an orphaned boy, a bloodlimit that nobody could have foreseen...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 113,757 - Reviews: 2190 - Favs: 6,099 - Follows: 4,509 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Public Safety by Yunaine reviews
Harry fails to draw his wand quicker than Dudley manages to punch him. Harry is kicked out of the house and travels to the magical world where he's confronted with the steady destruction of his reputation. The public should have realised Harry never stands idle when faced with injustice. - Set after fourth year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,746 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 3,755 - Follows: 1,148 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Inseparable by Ares.Granger reviews
A hopefully different time travel story. Adult Harry and Hermione jump back in time to the Halloween the Potters were killed and baby Harry became an orphan. These adult versions change the past in the hopes of a better future. Won't-know-what-hit-him Dumbledore, AU, Harry/Hermione. Summaries are hard.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,068 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 3,541 - Follows: 1,999 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 12/17/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
One Wizard Too Many by KUCrow1997 reviews
Harry gets picked for the Triwizard Tournament. He does not like this. Mayhem, destruction, and HHR. OOC Harry. M for violence and frequent profanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,117 - Reviews: 1911 - Favs: 5,367 - Follows: 6,253 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
No Way In Hell by Lucillia reviews
After Kakashi inadvertently slips up, Sasuke and Sakura discover who Naruto's parents were. Sasuke refuses to believe that Naruto is the son of the Fourth Hokage despite all of the evidence he gathers that points to that fact.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,121 - Reviews: 1181 - Favs: 4,781 - Follows: 2,521 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Scīenra Cwēna by wedgegeck reviews
Harry Potter elects to take a bit of pride in himself, and in so doing changes the way he views others, and they view him. Fourth Year divergence story. HP/HG/FD.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 104,468 - Reviews: 1004 - Favs: 4,201 - Follows: 5,154 - Updated: 5/9/2014 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D.
Double The Pleasure Double the Blond by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Blond-verse continues as the Uzumaki's deal with the fall out of changes being made to the timeline. Can they keep each other and their friend safe or will they lose it all. first 24 chapters combined and slightly cleaned up. Ino/Naru sappiness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,667 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 1,157 - Follows: 1,247 - Published: 5/1/2014 - [Ino Y., Naruto U.]
Weary Wizard by Yunaine reviews
When a few inappropriate questions derail the meeting at the Hog's Head, Harry lets the situation play out. Eventually, he refuses to commit his free time to teach a bunch of easily distracted fools. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,450 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 8,909 - Follows: 2,493 - Published: 4/26/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Past an Hour the Prospect's Black by White Squirrel reviews
One-shot. Harry suspects the Second Task will involve hostages, but he still can't find a way to breathe underwater. In his desperation, what other options might he devise?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,601 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 297 - Published: 4/25/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Yet More Fragments by dogbertcarroll reviews
Started on a third one to keep the chapter numbers down. Random ideas that aren't ready for prime time!
Crossover - X-overs & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 131,163 - Reviews: 1719 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 2/7/2014 - Complete
A Short Introduction by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Pun definitely intentional...
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Nick F. - Complete
Swapping The Cage by Rathanel reviews
Konoha wakes up one morning to find that the Naruto they knew is gone. But the replacement claims he's Naruto too, and they can't be that different... right?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 157,409 - Reviews: 1176 - Favs: 2,464 - Follows: 2,376 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Kyuubi/Kurama
Evolutionary Imperative by The Woodsman reviews
Good. Evil. All of it is so... trite. Only one thing matters. Knowledge. Once you understand how the universe ticks... well, only then can you truly be special.
Crossover - Heroes & Worm - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,120 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 137 - Published: 4/14/2014 - Sylar/Gabriel G., Skitter - Complete
Just Takes A Little Longer by turbomagnus reviews
After the unauthorised flight of the NX-Beta, the Vulcan ambassador confronts the human engineer who assisted in the operation.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/10/2014 - C. Tucker, Soval - Complete
Don't fear the reaper by dogbertcarroll reviews
Summoning the Death God to seal the fox into his son goes slightly wrong...
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,190 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 324 - Published: 4/9/2014 - Complete
Wait, What? by Publicola reviews
Points of divergence in the Harry Potter universe. Those moments where someone really ought to have taken a step back and asked, "Wait, what?" An ongoing collection of one-shots. Episode 16: Why I Like You.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,551 - Reviews: 1355 - Favs: 1,929 - Follows: 1,792 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D.
Making Uzumaki by PsyckoSama reviews
Naruto's always had big dreams, but unbeknownst to him he's heir to a legacy that dwarfs all of them. Sometimes all it takes is the beat of a butterfly's wings to put you on the path to greatness. With some luck, some help, and a whole lot of hard work, Naruto is going to make the name Uzumaki something to be respected once more. Naru/Haku, probably multi later on.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,343 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 3,073 - Follows: 3,264 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Naruto U., Haku
Dangerous and Deadly Lord Voldemort by Kevin3 reviews
A tale of illusion and deception - what better bedtime story could a magician tell his son than when he managed to pull one over on the entire wizarding world?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,842 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 4/3/2014 - Published: 2/20/2014 - Voldemort, Albus D., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Innuendo by Lucillia reviews
The Brigadier has a discussion with the Doctor regarding his behaviour in relation to his new assistant.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/16/2014 - 3rd Doctor, Brigadier - Complete
Harry Potter and the Helping Hand of Death by Tremor230 reviews
Reptilia chall. I have not abandoned Naruto, I just need something different, Harry Keeps getting killed, his personal Grim Reaper is not happy, HE WILL BE FIRED! so it's time for a certain young wizard to be trained to achieve his destiny, get his soulmate and kill Voldy, kicking ass and taking names, a strange teacher will help. AU, OOC, RATED M so I won't hear about kids safety
Crossover - Harry Potter & Asura's Wrath - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 63,010 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 8/28/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Augus - Complete
Grave Differences by turbomagnus reviews
Superman TAS AU with Justice League references. 'To the victor goes the spoils', they say. Some days, the winners aren't who anyone would expect.
Batman/Superman Adventures - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2014 - Complete
Nine-Tenth by dogbertcarroll reviews
Law is a tricky wicket, especially three million years after the death of the last lawyer while in deep space.
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 45 - Published: 2/27/2014
Saving for a Rainy Day or Twelve by Lucillia reviews
There is something that the Doctor is saving up for when his twelfth (technically thirteenth) self comes into being, since he knows that he'll use them up practically all in one go.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/25/2014 - 3rd Doctor, 12th Doctor, Brigadier - Complete
Revolution by Shadrac reviews
Harry makes a gruesome discovery that leads to realization that his whole life has been a lie. He comes up with a plan to fix everything and goes back to where it all began and meets his eleven yr old self at the Leaky Cauldron. Will bash almost everyone. Chapter 5 rewrite now up!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 62,325 - Reviews: 1423 - Favs: 3,587 - Follows: 5,086 - Updated: 2/18/2014 - Published: 2/10/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Harry Potter and the Garden by rumblestiltsken reviews
Harry has a power the Dark Lord knows not, and this time it is weaponisable. Who needs the power of love? A Comedy!Punshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/18/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Just Another Day in Ward 37 by apAidan reviews
A simple auror undercover mission, polyjuice, Draco Malfoy's hair, and the Half Blood Prince's potions text combine to find Harry in yet another hospital bed trying to explain a couple of things to Hermione. Rated T for mild cursing on someone's part Every time a Neo Death Eater cries, an auror gets his wings
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 59 - Published: 2/17/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., OC - Complete
Stupid by The Seamonkey reviews
DH spoilers. Hermione's wandering train of thought as she washes the dishes. 'Ron will kill me if he sees me cleaning without a wand. You're a witch, act like it! he'd say. He doesn't understand that I need the distraction...' HHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 78,044 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 982 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 2/4/2014 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Epilogue Part 2 by sprinter1988 reviews
Just a short, HP/HG based follow on the the Epilogue featured at the end of Deathly Hallows. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 128 - Published: 2/2/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Unlucky Thirteen by RonsFriend reviews
Response to Reptilia28's challenge. When Harry is killed by Voldemort in the forest, instead of arriving at Kings Cross, he arrives in Death's waiting room. Sent back to the age of 8, he must do it all again to save those he can and complete his destiny. Eventual H/Hr. Manipulative but good Dumbledore. Ginny bashing. Good Ron.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 71,281 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 1,461 - Follows: 2,247 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
So, Why a Train? by Lucillia reviews
Though it may not seem like it, the creation of the Hogwarts Express was actually a rather logical solution to a very real problem.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 103 - Published: 1/27/2014 - A. Dippet, C. Binns, Phineas Nigellus - Complete
Ron Gets His Wish by Nargled reviews
Total crack fic. A horcrux worn around the neck for 12 hours makes you tired, grumpy and head for the dark side. Harry has had one in his head for 15 years and... nothing? I don't think so. Ron has always been jealous of Harry. Harry decides to grant him his wish. Somewhere in book seven. Rated M for death and language and general craziness. You have been warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,126 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 43 - Published: 1/26/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Hostage by Xelan reviews
Our favorite witch, held captive, chained by fearsome manacles. A crazy captor. Harry nowhere to be seen. The traditional damsel cliché? Didn't he already do that? Maybe... Read on and maybe you'll be amused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 146 - Published: 1/19/2014 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] - Complete
Kurama's Last Stand by Lucillia reviews
When all hope seems lost, Kurama uses what he knows about Uzumaki females in a last ditch effort against Madara.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 1,580 - Follows: 484 - Published: 1/15/2014 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Karin U. - Complete
NBH by Chilord reviews
Switching opponents with Shikamaru during the preliminary round before the third stage, leads to an opportunity for Naruto, one that starts to drastically change his course in life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 195,041 - Reviews: 1441 - Favs: 3,849 - Follows: 2,628 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 11/27/2013 - Complete
Ice and Darkness by Racke reviews
A screwed up spell sends Eva into the middle of Kyuubi's sealing process. She spends the next decade kicking the annoying little thing around their cage for shits and giggles. Then Naruto makes a friend, and suddenly Team 7 causes a bit more chaos than they really ought to. Crack (Now with extra Omake)
Crossover - Naruto & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,309 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 1,834 - Follows: 893 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Naruto U., Evangeline A.K. M. - Complete
The Challenge of the Goblet by Luan Mao reviews
Harry knew that Fourth Year was going to be a challenge. It was almost like he'd seen it before. Rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,865 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 1,019 - Follows: 368 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Whirlpool Sky by Skysaber reviews
Self-Insert characters have potential to be enormously powerful because they enter the situation already knowing of the important secrets, events and people. But what if someone were to insert into a ninja world gone massively AU where NONE of that was true?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,266 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 11/14/2013
Harry Potter: Game of the Year Edition by Flux Casey reviews
Harry Potter dies in the graveyard of Little Hangleton. GAME OVER. Start new game? Concept borrowed from Majin Hentai X and Chibi-Reaper. ABANDONED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,205 - Reviews: 1510 - Favs: 4,224 - Follows: 5,210 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Better Be- Ravenclaw! by Ares.Granger reviews
This story came from the thought that the Weasley introduction was a setup. This is NOT a time-travel story. The premise is that the Dursleys got him there very early and Hermione, being the perfectionist that she is, also arrived very early. Thus they meet and the glory of H/Hr begins. AU For now not a T rating, will probably change in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,769 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 4,744 - Follows: 1,915 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 11/24/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
His Choice by Ares.Granger reviews
Oneshot, absurd, ridiculous story. Harry has to have sex to defeat Voldemort (to be fair, I already said it's absurd and ridiculous) and the adults in his life as usual make the decisions. This time Harry stands up for himself. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 1,093 - Follows: 314 - Published: 12/7/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Squad 7 and their Accidental Instructor by OTT-False reviews
Adopted with permission from Rorschach's Blot. Naruto sets out to retrieve his team's wayward sensei and comes back with...her?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,414 - Reviews: 857 - Favs: 3,470 - Follows: 3,365 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Team Seven, Anko M.
Death's Pride by Paladeus reviews
Harry dies, again, and his Death Angel is NOT happy. Sent back for the last time with his memories intact, he tries to do it right. And his Death Angel won't leave him or his soul mates alone. Challenge by Reptilia28; H/Hr/L Nev/Sus B/Han A
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 630,526 - Reviews: 3561 - Favs: 6,954 - Follows: 7,366 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
Mass Effect: Invictus by General Meridius reviews
In This Story Humanity And The Systems Alliance Are Stronger. Pushing the Turians Back And Becoming an Independent Sovereign Nation. The Galaxy Watches With Hungry Eyes, Waiting For The Right Moment To Claim Everything Humanity Has Created. Events Are Set Into Motion Behind The Scenes, Revelations Will Occur But All Will Come To Understand the Human Term Invictus. AU and Rated M
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,430 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Councilor Tevos
Ninja Who Lived by 88mph reviews
Harry dies at the end of Deathly Hallows and is reborn as Naruto. Now Harry is on the case of uncovering all the secrets around Naruto and deal with his enemies. Find out how Konoha deals with the Master of Death Ninja-in-training.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,566 - Reviews: 1555 - Favs: 5,712 - Follows: 6,107 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P.
Three Word Reply by Lucillia reviews
Harry notices a slight oddity when it comes to previous Death Eater targets and learns why that is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 118 - Published: 11/8/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D. - Complete
R4 by Eternal Payne reviews
At the moment of his death during Zero Requiem Lelouch was sent back, back to when he first received his Geass in Shinjuku Ghetto. That time he was determined to do everything right, and he did. Yesterday he was the Hero who United the World, aged 87 and in bed with his wife, so why is he back in Shinjuku Ghetto, C.C.'s body at his feet, if everything went right?
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,011 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 681 - Updated: 11/1/2013 - Published: 8/1/2013 - [Lelouch L., Kallen S.] Nunnally L.
Good Though by Diresquirrel reviews
Harry Potter is sick and tired of cooking every meal while they camp out during the Horcrux Hunt. He decides to change things up a bit. Silly Humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 36 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
A Parody of Sirius' Will Reading by Diresquirrel reviews
I've read one too many stories with long drawn out will readings where Sirius leaves Harry more money than the UK's GDP. In response I came up with this abomination.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 141 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Complete
The Tale of Sir Harry by losthpfanficwriter reviews
Sir Harry, Knight of the Gryffindor Table, is on a quest. Crackfic set in fourth year.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Monty Python - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 60 - Published: 10/28/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Parvati P., Lavender B.] - Complete
Motivation by Durandall reviews
Kakashi made a mistake. Shikamaru is smart. Shino is skilled. Naruto is strong. Maybe something amazing could happen, with the right ... motivation.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 136,375 - Reviews: 1051 - Favs: 4,038 - Follows: 3,917 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 2/18/2011
Harry Potter and the Trouble With Sorting Hats by Durandall reviews
A mild send-up on a popular genre of Harry Potter fanfiction. As much as I enjoy them, some practical considerations come to mind. Inevitably, Harry has one specific ally in all those fics ... but what if that entity took a different view on things?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 1,048 - Follows: 339 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Harry P., Sorting Hat - Complete
The Founders Riddle by Drake Dune reviews
AU- after 3rd year. Harry becomes Closer to Sirius after helping him escape from the Ministry. and In the Process learns many things about his inheritance and Family. He also gets Closer to a long time Friend. H/Hr/DG. Rated M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,921 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 1,698 - Follows: 2,210 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G.
A Parody of Peggy Sues by Diresquirrel reviews
Noting the cliches and tropes of Peggy Sue style time travel in the HP world. Silly, silly, silly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 39 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
The Year's Entertainment by Lucillia reviews
Based on Rorschach's Blot's Things I Would Like to See in a Fic #403. The Philosopher's Stone wasn't bait, it was a distraction.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 93 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Albus D., Q. Quirrell - Complete
Aftermath by PixelWriter1 reviews
The wedding has failed. Destruction and chaos abounds. Ranma is missing, everyone is arguing, and Kasumi is thinking.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,658 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Ranma, Kasumi - Complete
It's Not Sexism, Your Show Just Sucks by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Maggie Simpson. Stewie Griffin. And a daycare that's too small for both of them...
Crossover - Simpsons & Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 41 - Published: 9/24/2013
19th September by sprinter1988 reviews
It's Hermione's Birthday. See how she celebrates it. One shot, NOT FOR RON FANS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,307 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 208 - Published: 9/19/2013 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
The Wedding of Ron Weasley by Xelan reviews
Despite the title, Ron has very few lines. This story focuses on whom he's trying to marry. Another wedding at the burrow, but something is amiss. Heron fans will not be pleased and do remember I'm a Harmony author.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 100 - Published: 9/9/2013 - Hermione G. - Complete
Beltane Child by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry needs some time to let his guard down in the war. So he goes to a celebration just before he, Ron and Hermione plan to get Hufflepuff's Cup from Bellatrix Lestrange's vault. Who could have guessed what the consequences would be?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,992 - Reviews: 1097 - Favs: 5,061 - Follows: 2,474 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Rules Revisions by Knife Hand reviews
Additional Hogwarts School Rules 1991-1998
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,113 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 92 - Published: 7/30/2013
Knowledge is Useful, But Power is Power by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry and Hermione are gifted a handwritten book at the beginning of Fourth Year. A book that reveals horrible truths about the world they live in. Prepare for a tougher Harry and a battle focused on the Ministry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 93,462 - Reviews: 1473 - Favs: 4,551 - Follows: 3,078 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Complete
Density by Xelan reviews
I believe Ron is fairly dense. How dense, you may ask? Well, let's explore that. Also, Hermione is well know for her hugs. What if she was as enthusiastic with kisses? Let's explore that. Actually, let's explore both those topics at the same time. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,670 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 122 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Sharingan No Kami by Unlimited Blade Works reviews
He was called many things in his life, god, savior, messiah, child of prophecy, Shinigami, demon, hero, monster. Sent over twenty years into the past Namikaze-Uzumaki Naruto wonders what they will call him now. Will the savior that lost everything fall into darkness? or will he live up to the title his people gave him, can he live up to the title of Hero?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,721 - Reviews: 1002 - Favs: 3,201 - Follows: 3,205 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Naruto U., Kushina U.
Hogyoku ex Machina by Mac Ceallach reviews
In the final battle with Aizen a different choice is made, and now Ichigo and his greatest enemy have gone back to the beginning. His best friends are powerless, his allies don't know him, and everything he loves is in danger. No non-canon pairings. Complete, with the sequel now posted.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 172,592 - Reviews: 1860 - Favs: 6,118 - Follows: 2,584 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Seeing Death Eaters by losthpfanficwriter reviews
Harry is transported to a graveyard following the Third Task of the Tournament, and finds a creative solution to survive the fight with Voldemort and his minions.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Monty Python - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 170 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Young Toad in Love by Poetheather1 reviews
Trevor is having his usual day at the start of school during Neville's 5th year when he is struck dumb by a vision of beauty and his life is changed forever. Trevor x Umbridge No really.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Dolores U., Trevor - Complete
Naruto: Back to the Unknown by darkflyer531 reviews
After the collapse of the ninja world, Naruto uses the Kyuubi's ability to travel back in time to the day of his birth. Watch how he transforms the course of history with the help of his knowledge and family. NaruHarem
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 123,258 - Reviews: 1096 - Favs: 2,948 - Follows: 2,799 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Naruto U.
Gaijin by ContraBardus reviews
A man from another world finds himself alone in a strange world, and fighting for his life. This puts him at odds with The Senshi, the Youma, and the Yakuza. Can a mere human last long against such forces?
Crossover - Sailor Moon & X-overs - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 545,673 - Reviews: 992 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 9/15/2001
On An Island In The Sun by Rorschach's Blot reviews
You don't like the way this country operates? You think its bureaucrats corrupt, its politicians moronic, its people apathetic sheep? Fine! Go make your own!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 32,584 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 3,729 - Follows: 1,329 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Complete
Harry amidst the Vaults of Stone by NothingPretentious reviews
Following the fall of Voldemort, it is up to the Gringotts goblins to carry out the terms of the Potters' will. What will happen when young Harry Potter - halfblood, Parselmouth, curse-scarred, outsider - is raised in the stalagmite city of Underfoot?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 157,245 - Reviews: 2178 - Favs: 3,934 - Follows: 4,568 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Harry P.
Remedial Lessons by SymphonySamurai reviews
AU OotP. What if Hermione had taken a more proactive stance against Harry's treatment by Snape and Umbridge? How far is too far to go to protect someone you love? Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,661 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 1,381 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Wrong to Right by Harry50 reviews
Hermione and Ron had just been engaged, yet Harry finds it difficult to be happy for them, despite being with Ginny. M to be on the safe side.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,155 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 56 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Spark of Genius by michaelsuave reviews
Xander Harris was never called a genius, but after a different choice of Halloween costumes he is hit with a 'spark' of mad genius, the abilities that go with it, and flung into a far different world. Come and enjoy the madness. GirlGenius vers costume. HIATUS
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 532,972 - Reviews: 2957 - Favs: 2,956 - Follows: 2,539 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Xander H.
A Lifetime of Chances by The Wandering Delusion reviews
It was a freak accident. A series of events joined together to achieve the impossible. Now Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke are living their lives over and over again, with no end in sight. So they decided, be it a blessing or a curse, to make the most of the situation they find themselves in. They will live by their own rules and do whatever they want to do. This is their story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 133,285 - Reviews: 888 - Favs: 3,848 - Follows: 3,391 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Naruto U., Team Seven
Note to Self by jacobk reviews
Gilderoy Lockhart was a successful con man, but that's all he was. So how did he talk Dumbledore into hiring him? And why was he such a failure as a teacher that a bunch of twelve year olds could see through him? One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 61 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Gilderoy L. - Complete
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Elements of Attraction reviews
Sequel to the Potter Attraction set centuries after Reunification and the discovery of Martian ruins, after unification under the Solar (later Stellar) Alliance, after eezo, magic and chakra combined to take people to the stars. Peace was theirs in a Golden Age until a strange ship showed up out of the black. What followed would upset everything. Partially published as Casus Belli.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,757 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 11/17/2018 - Published: 9/30/2018
The Potter Attraction reviews
He was a runaway child who knew no one wanted him. They set out to prove he was wrong. Harry meets a pair of visitors from far away and together they change the world. AU, Harry/Harem.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 731,792 - Reviews: 1335 - Favs: 2,869 - Follows: 2,801 - Updated: 7/22/2018 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Naruto U.
Casus Belli reviews
The Turians called their first meeting raiding a pirate base. The Alliance called First Contact a reason to go to war. A teaser for a longer story I have in the works.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 149 - Published: 10/12/2017 - Complete
Warning: Tormadoes Ahead! reviews
How Ron Weasley helped save the Wizarding World - and regretted it. Not to be taken too seriously, hence the Humour category.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/29/2017 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
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