Account Name: Beowulf Gudbrytare

Real name: *Taps nose* That would be telling.

Gender: Male

Aliases: The Divine Emperor, The Lord of Light and Night, Might of the Just, Vanquisher of the Outer Gods, Ruler of the Twelfth Sphere of Night, Great Vampire God, Drinker of Life, Devourer of Souls, God of Gods, Retribution Personified, the Great Hunter, the Blood Lord, Wielder of the Thirst Eternal, Monster of a Million Masks, Destroyer of Worlds, Time Twister, Watcher in the Void, Shaper of Realities, Wrathful Oblivion, He-who-Brings-the-Night, the Mortal made God, the God-breaker, the Terror of the Cruel, and "Bear" to friends. Take your pick.

Self-description: I am weird, strange, probably a madman. Let's start with that. I'm a madman with tech. Possibly with delusions of grandeur and all but that's okay.

Likes: My family, my friends, anime, TV shows, Music (metal is a big one), peaceful slumber, video games, History, Science, a lot of simple stuff really...and some big stuff too I guess

Dislikes: Racists, bullies, Treachery and Betrayal, Injustice, Unpunished criminals and cruelty, lack of retribution, and occasionally my brother

Favorite Franchises:

Doctor Who

Sherlock

Sandman

Sabaton

Powerwolf

Supernatural

Dishonored

Lucifer (TV show)

Constantine (TV show)

Harry Potter

Hellblazer

The Hobbit

Naruto fanfics (I find the alternate stories to be much more interesting)

Lord of the Rings

Overwatch

Team Fortress 2

Destiny 2

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

Favorite Quotes (this also includes quotes of my own) and conversations:

"Step 1: Pretend you know what you're doing. Step 2: Assume Survival. Step 3: Disregard step 2 because it might not work. Step 4: RUUUUUNN!" Me

"Happy birthday!"

"Yes, yes happy birthday. Wait what?" A friend and I on my birthday

"Doctor No More." The War Doctor in Night of the Doctor

"Don't be lasagna." The 12th Doctor in Into the Dalek

"I like the way your legs sound when they break." ZeRoyalViking

"Say hello! To my little friend!" Tony Montana in Scarface

"Even if Dunwall burns to the ground, one corner of the empire will still know your story. Daud, the Knife of Dunwall, killer of an empress." The Outsider in Dishonored: The Knife of Dunwall

"You so much as touch anyone or anything that I care for and I'll rain Hellfire upon you like it's the bloody Apocalypse!" Me

"Hmm? What? I didn't do anything, you can't prove it! Wait what?" Me

"Death walks among you!" The Reaper from Overwatch

"Ego Homini Lupus (I am a wolf to man)." Daud from Dishonored

"Hmm?! What?! YES! NO! Sorry, WHAT?!" The 11th Doctor in Amy's Choice

"Well, of course I'm being childish! There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes." The 4th Doctor in Robot

"An enemy without shelter is without hope." The Dreadnought from Warhammer 40K

"Never cared much for the word "impregnable". Sounds a bit too much like 'unsinkable'."

"What's wrong with 'unsinkable'?"

"Nothing. As the iceberg said to the Titanic."

"What?"

"'Gloop, gloop, gloop, gloop, gloop, gloop, gloop.'" A conversation between the 4th Doctor and Harry Sullivan in Robot

"Weeeeh! Waaaah! AHAHAHAHA! CRY SOME MORE!" The Heavy Weapons Guy from Team Fortress 2

"I have resolved never to start an unjust war, but never to end a legitimate one except by defeating my enemies." Karl XII, Carolus Rex, and the last Great King of the North

"People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly...timey wimey...stuff. The 10th Doctor in Blink

"Why would you want to be normal? Normal's boring! Now weird-erm, unique! Now that's good!" Me

"Gotta dash. Things happening. Well, four things. Well, four things and a lizard." The 10th Doctor in Blink

"Oh bugger!" Captain Jack Sparrow

"It's so simple, what could possibly go wrong?" Me when doing something difficult

"Have you any idea why a raven is like a writing desk?" The Mad Hatter from Alice in Wonderland

"Wicked!" Ron Weasley

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets." Brigadier Alistair Gordon Lethbridge-Stewart in Robot

"No, I do the hand grabbing! That’s my job, that’s always me~!" The 11th Doctor in The Snowmen

"Once I wondered why things couldn't be easier. Why my life couldn't be simpler and quieter. But then I asked myself, 'Where would the fun in a quiet life be?'" Me in one of my more philosophical moments

"Can you just hurry up please or I'll hit you with my shoe." The 12th Doctor in Dark Water

"This is no time to play the fool."

"It's the end of the universe. It's the only time I've got!" Ohila and the 12th Doctor in Hell Bent

"Allon-sy!" The 10th Doctor

"GERONIMO!" The 11th Doctor

"Love, it's not an emotion. Love is a promise." The 12th Doctor in Death in Heaven

"Would you like a jelly baby?" Various characters in Doctor Who

"There are some corners of the universe which have bred the most terrible things. Things which act against everything we believe in. They must be fought!" The 2nd Doctor

"The Waves of Time wash us all clean." The 6th Doctor

"That was stupid!"

"You were stupid too!"

"Yeah, but I’m allowed. I’m good at stupid!" A conversation between the 11th Doctor and Clara in The Snowmen

"The least important things, lead to the greatest discoveries." The 1st Doctor

"Sir, permission to express my opposition to your current apathy."

"Permission granted."

"Sir, I am opposed to your current apathy." A conversation between Strax and the 11th Doctor in The Snowmen

"When life gives you lemons, ask why he/she's giving out lemons. Don't you have anything else to do?" Me

"What are you doing here?"

"Madame Vastra wondered if you were needing any grenades."

"Grenades?"

"She might have said help." Another conversation between the 11th Doctor and Strax in The Snowmen (There are a lot of good ones in this)

"Dear God. What is it like in your funny little brains? It must be so boring." Sherlock Holmes from Sherlock in A Study in Pink

"Cheers, Love! The Cavalry's here!" Tracer from Overwatch

"What did you expect?! I lost my mind years ago! Or was it yesterday?" Me, when people accuse me of screwing up

“Do what I do. Hold tight and pretend it’s a plan!” The 11th Doctor in The Snowmen

"If I knew what was going on, would I be asking?" Leaf Ranger

"When you find something brand new in the world—something you’ve never seen before—what’s the next thing you look for?"

"A grenade!" A conversation between the 11th Doctor and Strax in The Snowmen

"Stay back! I'm armed...with a screwdriver." The 11th Doctor

"Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, I hurt people." The Scout from Team Fortress 2

“Some people live more in 20 years than others do in 80. It’s not the time that matters, it’s the person.” The 10th Doctor in The Lazarus Experiment

"If life was easy, I wouldn't be sitting here talking to you about it." Me

"Silence worm! An inhuman monster like you...doesn't deserve any mercy at all!" Giorno Giovanna from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

“When you’re a kid, they tell you it’s all… Grow up, get a job, get married, get a house, have a kid, and that’s it. But the truth is, the world is so much stranger than that. It’s so much darker. And so much madder. And so much better.” Elton Pope in Doctor Who's Love and Monsters

“The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things. The good things don’t always soften the bad things, but vice versa, the bad things don’t always spoil the good things and make them unimportant.” The 11th Doctor in Vincent and the Doctor

"Why did I agree to this again? ... I'm gonna get compensation right?" Me, when I find myself in a bad/confusing situation

"Hey, do you mind if I tell you a story? One you might not have heard. All the elements in your body were forged many, many millions of years ago in the heart of a far away star that exploded and died. That explosion scattered those elements across the desolations of deep space. After so, so many millions of years these elements came together to form new stars and new planets. And on and on it went. The elements came together and burst apart forming shoes and ships and sealing wax and cabbages and kings. Until, eventually, they came together to make you. You are unique in the universe. There is only one _ _ and there will never be another. Getting rid of that existence isn't a sacrifice, it is a waste!" The 11th Doctor in The Rings of Akhaten

"None of you seem to understand. I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with me!" Rorschach from Watchmen

"I walked away from the Last Great Time War. I marked the passing of the Time Lords. I saw the birth of the universe and I watched as time ran out, moment by moment, until nothing remained. No time. No space. Just me! I walked in universes where the laws of physics were devised by the mind of a madman! I've watched universes freeze and creations burn! I have seen things you wouldn't believe! I have lost things you will NEVER understand! And I know things, secrets that must never be told and knowledge that must never be spoken. Knowledge that will make parasite gods blaze! So come on then! Take it! Take it all, baby! Have it! You have it all!" The 11th Doctor in The Rings of Akhaten

"THEY'LL BE BERYIN' WHAT'S LEFT OF YE IN A SOUP CAN!" The Demoman from Team Fortress 2

"Now kiss!" Me while chucking an enemy's head at another enemy in Dishonored

“You want weapons? We’re in a library! Books! The best weapons in the world!” The 10th Doctor in Tooth and Claw

"The road to hell? Why can't it be a waterslide of lava? WEEEE!" Me

“The universe is big. It’s vast and complicated and ridiculous. And sometimes, very rarely, impossible things just happen and we call them miracles.” The 11th Doctor in The Pandorica Opens

"Do you really think you can stop me? A for effort, F for f* off. Me

"Fix this. Fix it now."

"I-it's not possible. I can't."

"Yes it is. You can. And you will. Or this street, will be over. I'll show you and your funny little friends to whole laughing world. I'll bring UNIT, I'll bring the Zygons, gimme a minute, I'll bring the Daleks and the Cybermen. You will SAVE Clara and you will do it NOW, or I will rain hell on you for the rest of time."

"You can't."

"I can do whatever the hell I like. You've read the stories, you know who I am! And in all that time, did you ever hear anything about anyone who stopped me?"

"I know the Doctor. The Doctor would nev-"

"THE DOCTOR IS NO LONGER HERE, YOU ARE STUCK WITH ME! And I end you, and everything you love." The Doctor and Ashildr in Face the Raven

I'll probably add more as I go along.

Challenges:

The Hellblazer and the Faeries

This put bluntly is a crossover between the beloved comic series Hellblazer (along with the many other media forms like Justice League Dark and the TV show Constantine concerning the Mage John Constantine) and Fairy Tail. Because 1) Why not? and 2) Both use magic and it would be hilarious to see the archenemy of angels and demons alike, butt heads (and/or become allies) with the guild. That and the lack of other fandoms that involve magic not having crossovers in this category is just...sacrilegious!

Conditions:

1) The House of Mystery must be present and in the possession of John Constantine, with Black Orchid as the manifestation of the House's magic. Much like in the movie for Justice League Dark.

2) John Constantine's cunning nature must be made prominent alongside his knowledge of magic. In fact, the case could be made that Constantine rivals many mages in terms of power and knowledge. I mean, the guy not only outsmarted the First of the Fallen (the Devil) and his two brothers, but he rubbed it in their faces by flipping them off and disappearing! That, and the magical powers that John has, Synchronicity Wave Travelling i.e. Luck (yes he has that as a superpower), Curses powerful enough to kill with a glance, Summonings for Demons, Angels, and Gods, Necromancy, Golemancy (creating Golem soldiers), and Exorcisms, easily makes John possibly on par with S-class from what I could find.

3) Various allies of John (Jason Blood/Etrigan, Swamp Thing, Deadman, Jim Corrigan/the Spectre, Dream, etc.) must be at least mentioned and at least one of them must make an appearance.

4) While Constantine is not a man widely known, he is feared throughout Heaven and Hell for his feats and many on the mortal plane consider him dangerous and a harbinger of death. This fact must be incorporated into the story, perhaps as Makarov or another hearing of John's deeds.

5) Lots and lots of magical relics. John is known to collect many magical relics, i.e. Helm of Fate, Sword of Night, Twin Blade, etc. so I expect to see quite a few to be used by our Hellblazer. Especially the Moonblade/Twin Blade.

6) No alterations to John's personality or habits. He's prickly, sardonic, and crude, etc. but that is part of his charm as a character, so no OOCness for Constantine and no memory loss fics. (This prickliness also means that Fairy Tail is not going to take lightly to John)

7) One of John's adversaries must make an appearance. This ranges from the King of the Vampires, to the Inner Circle of Demons which includes the First of the Fallen.

8) Good grammar and spelling, because I am a stickler for such things (I am perfectly happy to beta read if need be)

The 'Fairy' from Hell

This challenge is to incorporate one particular character from DC comics, Jason Blood/Etrigan into Fairy Tail. This should be great because Jason Blood and Etrigan are such good characters, yet they don't get much attention. This is perfect. That, and the Take Over magic is quite similar to Etrigan's summonings, though of course, Etrigan's is FAR stronger.

Conditions:

1) Jason Blood will have his own forms of power and will NOT rely on Etrigan. While I myself am a sucker for the Rhyming Prince of Hell, Etrigan is sealed into Jason Blood for a reason. That too, Jason has his own powers as well, and while these are not very powerful compared to Etrigan, Merlin, and other magical beings, they are impressive. But I do expect Jason to receive a powerup of sorts in terms of his magics.

2) Even though Jason will not rely on Etrigan, the demon must make frequent appearances. After all, this is Etrigan the Demon, Hell's Hitman we're talking about here!

3) Mentions of Jason's/Etrigan's acquaintances and/or allies, like the Spectre, Morgaine, Klarion, or John Constantine. At least one of each, an enemy and an ally, must make an appearance.

4) Etrigan and Jason are known to use certain relics/weapons with them and this is no exception. Most notably, the Crown of Horns and the Ace of Winchesters. Jason must have possession of these, though as these are powerful relics, the situation must be urgent for them to be used.

5) The House of Mystery must be present (and you can choose to leave it in Jason's possession), with Black Orchid as the manifestation of the House's magic. Much like in the movie for Justice League Dark. (I'm kind of a sucker for the House of Mystery. Come on! Cain used to live there!)

6) No memory loss or OOCness. Jason is over 1500 years old and has had to live alongside Etrigan in his mind. So, he is highly resilient to mental tampering, so no memory loss stuff (if you choose to reduce him to a younger aged body, sure, why not).

7) Again, Good grammar and spelling, because I am a stickler for such things (I am perfectly happy to beta read if need be)

Hell's Watch

Overwatch is a world that, put simply is very technologically advanced and futuristic. And in such a world, things like magic, gods, and superstition are just that, superstition...right? No. Dark forces are afoot as the world of Overwatch is on the verge of another Omnic Crisis. Only this time, it's not Talon, or Null Sector, or anything like that. It's something more...sinister. Something more supernatural. And it seems that a certain John Constantine and his allies, have returned to fight the good fight. They may not all be heroes, but they certainly aren't demons or omnics. Well, some of them are.

Conditions:

1) Must include John Constantine and at least 3 of his allies from Justice League Dark or others (examples are Etrigan/Jason Blood, the Spectre/Jim Corrigan, and Swamp Thing)

2) Members of Overwatch must meet and join forces with Constantine and co. eventually. It doesn't have to be immediately, but it must happen.

3) The House of Mystery must be present and in the possession of John Constantine, with Black Orchid as the manifestation of the House's magic. Much like in the movie for Justice League Dark. (Again, sucker for the House of Mystery)

4) Again, John and his allies' strengths and powers should be made clear and prominent, as stated in the other challenges above.

5) No OOCness for John and his friends. OOCness for Overwatch characters is acceptable to a degree

6) Constantine and his friends' reputations should be clear, as in my other challenges (i.e. Constantine is the World's Greatest Conman, Jason Blood is a well-known/documented Occultist)

7) As is a staple, good grammar and spelling, etc. Again, perfectly happy to Beta read.

Do PM if you need to ask anything, want to take up the challenges, or if you have an idea for something!