Author has written 14 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, X-Men, Dexter, Evil Dead/Army of Darkness, Baki the Grappler/グラップラー刃牙, and Dexter's Laboratory. UPDATE (12-17-09) Yay I now have a Devientart page... go visit... http:/// Why hello there all, my name is Ezra, and I love reading fanfiction. Every story on my favorites list I have read several times. Some of the styles that I especially love are Harry Potter (sans Harry/Ginny (I can only deal with so much of it (although my favourite by far is Jeconais's "This Means War"))) and Naruto Cross Overs and regular Naruto Stories (sans Naurto/Hinata (Same reason as Potter)). I'm male, I'm a Scorpio (So it is pretty safe to say that I love Harem stories), I'm from Tennessee (but Pittsburgh, Pa Born and Raised (Three Rivers Woot Woot)(Go Penguins)) and my birthday is the Twelfth of November (born in 1984). I have a new Anbu Tattoo (it's the picture) I had it done on the Tenth of January 2009 (I Love It XD). I have a Fictionpress.com account where all my poetry and my new story that I am working on is located. Go visit :P. Some of my favourite Quotes from fan-fiction... “Take it in the face fuckwad!”... (Raxxieal to Kyuubi) - Naruto Uzumaki Jinchuuriki of the Storm “OH GOD DAMNIT! I'M THE FUCKING HOKAGE! THIS IS MY TOWER BITCH! I WILL CURSE WHEN I FEEL LIKE IT.” (Sarutobi to Kakashi) - The TenTailed Dragon “I’m here to kick ass and eat cups of ramen, and I’m all out of ramen.” (Naruto to the crowd) - Windows of the Soul “Yes, the Uchiha style may be a powerful one, but it is nothing compared to the very ancient, very powerful ‘Slap the silly bitch’ style,” (Naruto to Sasuke) - Tuebor “Ne, Deidara-niisan, what are those mouths in your hands for? Biting peoples’ butts or something?” (Naruto to Deidara) - Master of Puppets, Demolition Chief "Information obtained: Gai either has some really good weed, or some really bad crack." (Naruto to himself) - Fetish? What's a Fetish? "Hey Pinky McFlatchest do us a favor and shut up because no one here speaks howler monkey." (Naruto to Sakura) - Naruto Namikaze: The Legendary Shinobi Mage "Some stupid Death Eater lost his wand and decided to punch me in the tit," (Luna to the gang) - Mage Rising Great parts in fan-fiction (If the story is not located on fanfiction.net I will post link)... Harry Potter Quoted Parts: Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor "Why do boxers even have that opening?" Hermione questioned, a bit scandalized. "I reckon it's an escape flap," offered Harry. Harry Potter: Rise of the Technomancers » by Agent Perry the Platypus Making his way down the cobblestone street, he saw the different shops he knew from earlier years, Olivander’s to his right, Elops Owlry to his left, the Magical Menagerie a block down, and a few new shops he had never seen before such as Bart’s Butterbeer Products, and, of all things, a Starbucks. Ugh, here too? He asked himself with a bit of disgust. The Naked Quidditch Match: To: Albus Dumbledore / Headmaster You know, Albus, it's all fun and games until someone gets the Killing Curse flung at them. Minerva Quote 2: To: lestrange@ The old boy has been watching the "Star Wars" trilogy again. Damn Muggles. It's obviously rattled his brains some more. Now he's the "Dark Lord of Sith" If he starts wearing a black shiny mask and breathing heavy, I'm outta here. Anyway, we have a small legal situation on the horizon. Problem being, our Master has killed off all the lawyers we've hired to represent him. Any suggestions? Good luck with the Dementors! Hope you've got that drool problem under control. - Lucky Naruto Quoted Parts: Naruto: The Third Eye: “I will kill you.” Gaara said. “Thats it? You came by like ten floors just to say that?” “I will kill you.” Gaara repeated. Naruto slammed the door in his face and sat down. A knock again. “I will kill you.” Gaara said again. “Okay fine, you can kill me, but can it be done at a decent hour it's like 11:00 at night.” “Okay I'll kill you tomorrow then.” Gaara said having a tone that sounded disappointed and with that he left. “Weird guy.” The Gambler: “Ano... Naruto-kun?” Lee asked with a raised eyebrow. Naruto looked at him with wide eyes. 'How can he lift those things?! They're huge! They probably weigh a ton! Maybe... Maybe it's some sort of alien symbiont...' Naruto thought and his eyes widened. 'Oh, my god! They're trying to take over the world! First Gai-sensei, now Lee! They're reproducing!' Essence Of Time:The True Naruto: ''No way I'm sorry Naruto but there’s no way your eating Ramen the whole time now eat your damn vegetables or I'm lighting you on fire.'' The Blood God » by FlyingThundergods: A/N FT: as we said before Orochimaru… no buts! Orochimaru: awwww… Sasuke: well at least he isn’t interested in me anymore Orochimaru turns around and looks at Sasuke with hearts in his eyes FT: you spoke a little tooooooooooooo soon. Sasuke runs off with Orochimaru chasing him Mean while Sasuke was just thinking ‘no… way… A guy in GREEN SPANDEX owns me!! Only to have HIS SENSEI ALSO IN GREEN SPANDEX… not to mention that their EYE-BROWS LOOK ALIVE!! THEIR UBER BROWS HOLY SHIT!!’ Naruto, the Lycan Ninja » by mdizzle: Naruto found himself once again in front of Kyuubi’s cage. Only this time he found Aleu torturing the once mighty demon. “Fuzzy Wuzzy was fox, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no socks. And when the Yondaime came out to play, Fuzzy Wuzzy got sealed away.” Mocked Aleu. “I HATE YOU!! Oh what did I ever do to deserve this?” asked Kyuubi. Quote 2: “We just got to wake the medium up. A nice punch to the face should do it.” said Lupine. “I could pee on him.” offered Luna. “Oh honey, that’s so sweet that you offered, but I’m afraid all that’ll do is make him stinky.” Key Through the Heart » by Andrew Joshua Talon: “KAITEN!” He bellowed, releasing massive amounts of chakra as he spun, holding his arms out. Tenten watched, fascinated, as the streams of energy were shaped into a dome around Neji. The technique was truly amazing, and the fact that Neji had gotten it this fast-! Fwip. Tenten blinked as something fell on her head. Reaching up, she pulled it off and stared at the object in her hand. A white, elastic, ripped boxer-briefs shaped object. She turned back just as Neji disengaged the jutsu. She was acutely aware of the torn clothing littering the area. And the very pale, very mortified looking, very naked Hyuuga genius standing before her. Her mouth opened, but no sound came out as her cheeks burned bright red. Coughing and dropping the torn underpants, she averted her gaze as Neji tried to preserve some sense of modesty, covering his crotch with his hands. “Um… Neji… Why don’t we… Pick this up… A little later, ahem… After you get some more clothes… I think my uh… Goldfish is on fire.” Quote 2: “Well, now we know why the caged bird sings, eh?” He asked Neji. The Hyuuga prodigy glowered. "This is just fate, I guess." "MMPH! MMPH! MWAH! Neji, if you start that shit again I'll kick your ass! Sakura, STOP! GIVE ME MY PANTS BACK!" Wolf In Fox's Clothing » by MrWriterWriter: "YES, MY YOUTHFUL STUDENT! IF WE CANNOT DO 500 CRUNCHES, WE SHALL RUN 25 TIMES AROUND KONOHA!" "Hai, Guy-Sensei!" Naruto winced, holding his ears at the noise. Asuma said he was odd, but...what in Kami's name was the man wearing!? "That's just wrong.." Kyuubi shuddered at what he had on. Naruto has a new 'pet' » by ares88: “Whats your name?” Naruto asked looking with his bright blue eyes deeply to her soul. “Onami Ronoa.” She whispered blushing deeply. “Nice to meet you.” ‘His eyes are so beautiful. He must be thinking something important. Something life altering.’ ‘She has weirdest eyes I have ever seen. Is that blue or green?’ Naruto and Ino Choice: Gaara who had finally came around was dropped on the ground. He groans and said "I had the most horrible night...OH NO, ITS STILL HERE" as he points at the tampons box and starts running away toward Suna. A Swordsman's Road » by Dirty Reid: He opened them, and looked over at Hiashi. He was twitching. Suddenly he grinned maniacally and yelled out: “DOG PIIIIILE!” and he jumped into the fray. Naruto sweatdropped, as did Kyuubi in his mind. The Laughing Fox » by Lord Dragon Claw : “You make a very compelling argument; allow me a rebuttal,” said Naruto. “BOOT TO DA HEAD!!” Secrets in the Will of Fire » by foxofmiracles : She knew she’d never be able to forget the horror. How someone as small as Naruto could pack away that many bowls of ramen that fast… maybe he had a storage seal in his throat? One Man Army » by Wyrd Darcnyzz : After waiting a few minutes, he pulled the water off of the stove and poured it into his cup ramen. Afterwards, he opened up his refrigerator to grab some milk. …before slamming the fridge door shut again. He opened it a smidge and peeked inside. The lunchmeat flipped him off again, before returning to its make-out session with the mold growing on the cheese. “Well, geez, so-rry. Asshole.” He was immediately beaned in the head with the milk jug, which appeared to be solid, judging from the huge lump now adorning his forehead. Quote 2: Inuzuka Kiba jumped out of his seat and shouted “HERE THEY COOOOOMEEEE!!” Every male in the room ducked beneath their desks and covered their ears. By now the building was rumbling and shaking. Naruto looked over to his desk mate, one Uchiha Sasuke. “Dammit Sasuke-teme! Can't you control them?! They’re YOUR fangirls!” Said teme replied, “They’re fangirls! GOD can't control them!” before putting his head back between his legs. Naruto Unlimited: Naruto smirked causing Aoi to get a bit nervous. "Tell me, Rokusho-san...what was ancient earths capitol of Thailand?" Naruto asked in a conversational tone. "Huh...??" Aoi asked. "What the hell is Thailand...??" "Bangkok!" Naruto's foot shot up and delivered a bone crunching blow to the missing ninja's family jewels. Return of the kuchiki clan » by piercing kage kitsune: “What ever you say crazy mutated bunny,” Naruto said, with a salute and after he said that a brief pause started in between the three, until Kushina broke out laughing and rolling around the grass while screaming “FOR GIVE ME KYUUBI-SAMA BUT TS JUST TO FUNNY!” And Kyuubi started shouting “I AM NOT A MUTATED BUNNY I AM A FOX YOU IDDDIIIOOOTTTT!” Hell hath no fury like a woman Kisame was mesmerized by Lee. Not by his fashion sense, nor his grace. Not even for his ‘youthful’ ways. He was mesmerized by his eyebrows. ‘Those can’t be real’ he thought as he watched them. They seemed to have a mind of their own as they undulated with each word the man spoke. Eventually curiosity got the better of him as he reached forward to touch them. His index finger just brushed against one when he felt a sharp pain in it. Pulling it back, he looked at it. The skin at the very tip seemed to have been bitten. Looking from his finger back to the eyebrow, he swore he heard a quiet hiss. The Reaper By: The Fifth Rider of Armageddon "Umm...Naruto where is Senza-san?" Haku asked her blond companion...her answer was when Senza ran through the camp, chasing a rabbit, flailing his tanto laughing like a madman. "Does that answer your question?" Naruto dead-panned as Senza ran through the camp again...only to be chased by a bear with the rabbit on top of its back. "What is wrong with him?" "He has a bipolar disorder that makes him totally unpredictable, oh speak of devil hey Senza...where are your pants?" Naruto asked Senza, while Haku covered her eyes in embarrassment. "The bear took it." Senza said sitting on a stump. He-Man Naruto by: Maverick9871 Rin said "No problem. Now lets go see what our idiots are doing." as she opened the door and sweat dropped. Sakura walked out and asked "What are you both doing." Naruto and Obito both were standing upside down on their heads with a straw in their mouths drinking some milk and both fell over spilling the milk. Obito said "I won." Naruto said "It was a tie, we both got distracted." Rin slapped her head and asked "What the hell were you idiots doing." Obito said "He hates milk as much as I do so we decided to play a game. First one to finish their glass of milk wins." Naruto said "And we decided to do it standing on our heads because I learned almost all the taste buds are on the tongue so by drinking upside down we didn't have to taste the milk." Rin sighed and saw Sakura with a tick on her forehead and said "Welcome to the club." Sakura said "Team 7 is cursed." House of Dark Creatures By: Wildcard72 Harry landed amongst the hiding hunters. His sword flashed in the dark as men were dispatched with a coldness. Harry looked at the massacre as his troops walked up and surrounded him looking for survivors. There were none. They turned to their leader looking for guidance. Harry stepped up on the burned out carcass of a hummer and raised his sword in the air. He roared into the night forcing all that bloodlust out in that one action. His troops, Werewolves, vampires, a few house elves and a goblin, yelled with him. They roared and howled, screamed and yelled to show their enemies that they were strong. The world thought they were just half breeds and monsters. If they wanted monsters. Then they would give the ministry monsters. Vampires from throughout the house stood on the front steps, in the doorway, and in windows, their leader standing with his family on the balcony. They stared at this force of nature. They had been saved by one man. It seemed inconceivable, but as they stared at this man they saw not a vampire. They saw a god of war surrounded by his warriors straight from hell. He looked the part, splattered with blood and gore. The fire from the burning vehicles glinting off his mask. (I got massive goose pimples from this scene) That Look By: lord of the land of fire Feeling something stirring on top of her Anko opened up her eyes. Her chocolate orbs were staring straight up into a pair of blue ones. Naruto was lying on top of her with his chin right between her breasts. For one horrible second she was terrified she had done something criminal with the twelve year old. Fortunately she hadn’t been completely wasted and managed to recall undressing him and putting him to bed with her. Knowing nothing had happened she decided to have a little fun and screw with him. She deliberately gave him one of her big too friendly smiles that made him start to pale and shake. “You realize of course that I’m going to have to kill you now right?” She said to him. “Yeah,” he gulped. “Well, since I’m going to die anyway…” he put both hands on her breasts and squeezed. Her mouth fell open in shock. I just got felt up by a twelve year old! She was so stunned she continued to just stare at him for a second. Naruto gave a second squeeze. “Wow, they’re soft,” he murmured. Making Uzumaki By: PsyckoSama “Sasuke, that's a girl,” he said loudly, in his best kindergarten teacher voice, attracting the attention of the two drunken kids in the tub. Naruto just sat dumbfounded in place while Haku eeked and ducked under the water to preserve what little feminine modesty she had already thrown to the wind. “See?” Kakashi continued, in his lecture voice. “Those are boobies. Only girls have boobies. Boobies, can you say boobies? I know that you can!” He looked at Sasuke expectantly. Sasuke flushed and averting his eyes, growled out, “Boobies.” “Good boy!” Kakashi exclaimed as if her were praising a small child. “Now, apologize for telling everyone Naruto was making out with a guy.” Sasuke stood in place with a furious blush on his face and then after a long moment, muttered out a very sad “Sorry”. Harry Potter and the Sun Source By: Clell65619 "He was raised in Korea, in a peasant village, by a father who considers "beauty" to be how well a woman can work in a field, keep a home, and raise children in a land where starvation is a constant specter. By those standards, the current model of Western beauty would be a twig who couldn't do ANYTHING useful. Whereas a woman who could one-punch a water buffalo would be a goddess." Naruto: Nightwalker By: AlphaDelta1001 And now, after half a night of sleeping with his eyes open and the other half actually sleeping, Naruto was now receiving a rather strange wake up call. Since he had very strange sleeping habits, he tended to sprawl out over a wide distance, and at this point had moved out from under his blanket and had rolled across Shino and Sasuke. With his head resting on Shino's blanket like a pillow and his legs over the Uchiha, things didn't seem that strange until he stuck his foot in the boy's mouth by accident. Waking to the taste of something foul, Sasuke's eyes widened when he realized he was sucking on someone's toe, and sat up, yelling and gagging. "GAAOOHHH! DISGUSTING! GET OFF OF ME, DOBE!" Sasuke yelled, retching and spitting. "GOD! DO YOU EVER CLEAN YOUR FEET?" The commotion seemed to rouse Sakura and Hinata, both of whom looked towards the Uchiha in annoyance. "Hey… what's with all the noise?" the pink haired girl groggily asked. "We're trying to sleep… please…" Hinata mumbled, before falling back onto her pillow, picking it up and smothering her face with it. "Too tired…" she yawned. Naruto sat up as well, blinking as he woke himself up slowly. He pushed off of his pillow, which he didn't realize was Shino. The bug boy also woke when he felt an unexpected discomfort on his chest, and looked down his body to see his blonde companion using him as a pillow. "W-What's going on?" the whisker marked boy asked, scratching his head. He was dressed in just a singlet and a pair of black track pants. He moved his other foot off of Sasuke, who was still holding in the urge to puke. "Why is my foot wet?" "YOU STUCK YOUR FOOT IN MY MOUTH!" Sasuke shouted. "Eh…?" "YOU VIOLATED MY TONGUE WITH YOUR CORNS! HOW ELSE DO YOU EXPECT ME TO RESPOND!" Sasuke yelled a second time. Looking away, he stuck out his tongue and started cleaning it with his hands in a futile attempt to get rid of the taste. "Ngh…" With a shrug, Naruto rolled onto his side and went back to nuzzling his pillow. Shino sweated animatedly as he watched the other ninja pat his blanket covered stomach, and shook his head in disgruntlement. The member of Team 8 then watched as the groggy and dazed blonde slowly began to realize how uncomfortable his 'pillow' was, with Naruto sitting up to show this realization. "Hang on a second… this isn't my pillow…" the spiky haired boy mumbled. Sitting up fully, he looked at the other end of his puffy head-rest, where he discovered to his shock he had been lying on Shino the whole time. The bug boy nodded to him, glasses over his face as per normal. "Comfortable?" Shino asked. Naruto's face fell into a look of despair and the lines on his head turned to a sickly blue state. "Oh God… I wasn't drooling on you the whole night was I?" "Not by my reckoning…" Well thats all, 'k thx bai |