INFO:

Name: Brittney
Drugs: Clean
Smoke: never
Drink: I drink Root Beer like it is a beer!
Height: 5'3 (Finally im not 5'2 anymore!)
Age: 16
Car: I have my permit though.
School: Connections Academy
State: Oregon

My formspring. Ask me anything!

Ask me anything http:///LoganHLover556

You Know you are seriously addicted to NCIS when:

Your computer malfunctions and you're looking around for McGee to fix it.

The television network shows a promo for a re-screen and you can name episode title AND number.

You wander the convenience stores hoping to find Caff-Pow.

You have an overwhelming desire to head slap anyone who ticks you off

You find yourself scanning bookstore shelves for a copy of "Deep Six"

You find yourself calling the office junior 'Probie'

You see everywhere someone who reminds you of an NCIS character, you could swear they were their double, when they're probably nothing like them!

You actually consider a spider web tattoo on your neck

You begin building a boat in your basement just like the one Gibbs has

You super-glued your co-worker's fingers to his keyboard and then left the room

You look on the Internet for a Mighty Mouse stapler

You postpone needed surgery because you might still be under when the show comes on

You ask a bunch of nuns if you can bowl with them

You take to drinking strong black sugarless pop by the gallon

You teeter on impossible stilettos

You confuse English expressions

You start talking to any dead creature

You talk to your PC, CD player, TV and all other forms of technology in your life

You hold conferences with your neighbours in the lift in your block of flats

You drive at breakneck speed ignoring traffic and traffic signs

You take to wearing a dog collar with studs or spikes instead of pearl necklaces

You dye your hair red

You're convinced your life will be complete if only you can obtain a farting hippo stuffed toy that you can name Bart

You dye your hair black and wear it in pigtails

You become a Goth

You start wearing black lipstick

You have a penchant for long winded stories Your catchphrase becomes "D'ya think?" or "On it boss!"

You write novels using your workmates as your source of inspiration

You get into forensic science

Your favourite hat is a bright orange beanie

You only notice young men who wear Italian designer label suits/footwear or silver-haired blue-eyed men who buy their clothes from Sears

You start referring to water cooler gossip as 'scuttlebutt'

You refer to the loo/restroom as the 'head' -- and you were never in the Navy

You talk about 'zulu time'

You 'profile' any potential friend/boyfriend/girlfriend/customer/neighbour

You insist that the second B in your name stands for 'B' - even if your name doesn't have a B in it!

You can eat cold pizza without your stomach churning

You can go on a frat holiday to Panama Beach

You have frat brothers even if you haven't the foggiest what that is

You start threatening people that bug you that you'll kill them 18 different ways with a paper clip, if they don't shut up.

Take to calling men 'skirt chasers'

Seriously look into getting color-contacts and try to copy the exact tint of Gibbs' eyes. or which ever character floats your boat.

You give up sunbathing to get that alabaster coloured skin

You sleep with a gun under your pillow

You give your lover honey dust

You take a liking to the smell of sawdust

You have problems using chopsticks when eating Chinese take-away

The idea of building a boat in your basement, even though you will have no way to get it out of the basement when completed without demolishing several walls, seems like a sane, rational, intelligent thing to do.

Drinking bourbon neat becomes your favourite tipple

You give up watching the 6 Nations Cup (rugby) to watch baseball

Get your partner to wear comfortable loafers instead of Doc Martens

You start addressing people, particularly men, by their surname, dropping the 'mister' entirely.

You connect with kids when before you'd have run a mile

You become versed in ballistics

You become fascinated by military acronyms

You begin calling your boss "Director"

You call wild drivers "Zivas"

You discover you can instill fear in people simply by glaring at them

When a friend asks for support you say 'on your six'

You think the FBI is inefficient

You consider you and your lover having a quickie at the local morgue

You begin to wonder what sex in an armoured personnel carrier would be like.

You suddenly like men dressed in Gunnery Sergeant uniforms with or without the cover (cap/hat)

You want your kids/lover/partner to carry a GPS chip about their person so they can be located at any time

You become a bomb disposal expert

You consider renaming your children/grandchildren Jethro and Abby

You spend most of your time reading/writing NCIS Fiction on Fan . (guilty!)

You buy DVD copies of movies that have NCIS cast members in, even though they are movies you wouldn't normally watch.

You spend another large amount of your time reading NCIS Fiction on Fan and

You get DVD copies of shows with NCIS cast members even if you don't like the shows

You rout You Tube for interviews/snippets of said cast

You're favourite car is a sedan

You have several duplicate mobiles/cellphones in case you break one

You have a new respect for the Israeli Army--especially the female members

You call the outsourced staff at your office 'liaison' workers

And if your big boss is female you address her as Madam, Director, or Ma'am

You refer to a stethoscope as a 'Rubber Ducky'

The randy smart-aleck male in your office is nicknamed DiNozzo
You start calling your husband/significant other My little hairy butt.

You ask your husband/significant other to call you Sweetcheeks instead of honey or babe.

You head slap everyone close to you who says/does something annoying.

You start acting out your fav scenes in your fav episodes

You call your friends/family NCIS characters Any long winded speaker or who frequently goes off at a tangent is affectionately called a Ducky

You begin to use "Elf Lord" as a pet name for your significant other

You want to buy an old fashioned typewriter, regardless of whether or not you actually write

You hope to take up knife-throwing in the near future

You look for "Lo Ball" CDs in every electronics section you visit and online stores like

You don't mind starting work at 7 in the morning

You go to work with a cold and when co-workers suggest that you see a doctor you look for Ducky.

You start looking for DiNozzo, Kate, Gibbs and Col. Mann when you see service members in uniform.

You hit the Internet/library to find out what poison ivy looks like because you don't want to end up like poor McGee. (You also find the proportions for the baking soda/vinegar paste, and/or keep a bottle of calamine lotion with you at all times, just in case.)

Your reason for never getting a cold is because no virus/germ/bug would dare to even get near you - 'cos if Gibbs can get away with it, so can you

You try to imitate Gibbs' glare when people don't do what you want when you want in the way you want.

You get really excited when you find out you grew up in the same town Mark Harmon's father was from!

Every time you see a Dodge Charger, you look inside expecting to see Gibbs, Tony, McGee, and Ziva in the car.

You get a mini and drive Ziva-style (like a maniac

You know that you're addicted to NCIS when...
1. You have seen every episode several times and still never get tired of it.
2. You will yell if someone tries bothers you on Tuesday night when you are watching a new episode of NCIS.
3. You find yourself Gibbs slapping people. (Or yourself)
4. You have had a dream about it or involving one of the characters.
5. You daze out while sitting at your desk and imagine yourself running alongside Tony and Ziva with your gun drawn yelling, "Federal agents! Drop your weapon!"
6. You watch the movies that Tony has mentioned. As many as humanly possible that is.
7. You wish USA would put more than just three episodes a night on.
8. You have started using military references. Hit the head, scuttle butt, hit the rack, etc.
9. The majority of television you watch is of NCIS.
10. You smell something funny or hear a beeping sound and your mind goes to a chemical attack or a bomb.
11. You call people Probie and use McNicknames.
12. Your dog goes missing and you say to, "Put out a BOLO."
13. You try and convince every person you meet to watch it.
14. You use the term Hinky.
15. When anyone says your obsessed, you reply starts "Yeah, Gibbs would say that."
16. You have hooked your family and friends as well
17. On Tuesday, your friends ask and answer the question, "What are you doing tonight? Oh wait, it’s a Tuesday, never mind."
18. You make it a point to drink coffee black
19. You attempt to dress up as one of the characters on Halloween
20. You reference NCIS in your homework
21. When your friend can’t remember where he/she parked, you say "Put a BOLO out."
If any of these refer to you copy and paste it into your profile.

"You Know You're OBSESSED with NCIS when.."

You sing the song Tony sings when he goes undercover

You cry when Jenny dies

You cried on Judgment Day & kept crying even after Jenny died & you sat @ the TV screaming & yelling & cussing

You cry when Kate dies but in your head you say "yes, TIVA!"

You keep waiting for the return of Jenny so there can be JIBBS

You keep thinking "this is the eppy where Tony and Ziva get together.. but it never happens and you think "maybe next week"

You have Tuesday @ 8:00 checked off on your TV, circled on your calendar, & written on your hand

When you write under a photo description of facebook "i can come up with 200 ways to kill you with this spoon" when you're holding up a spoon with your BFF next to you

When you can come up with 200 ways to kill someone with a paperclip & spoon

When "it's kinda fun" is your catch phrase

When all your friends said they 'hated' NCIS.. a day later "OMG! NCIS is SOO GUD!!" your work here is done

The Soundtrack of My Life

Opening Credits: Kiss'n' Tell- Ke$ha

Waking Up: Honey I'm Home Shania Twain

First Day of School: Up- Justin Bieber

Summer Vacation: I'm Still a guy- Brad Pasley

First Love: U Smile- Justin Bieber

First Date: Let's Make this Last 4ever- Mitchell Musso

Fighting: That dont impress me much- Shania Twain

Emotional Breakdown: Pieces- Allison Iraheta

Breaking Up: Free and easy- Dirks Bentley

Getting Back Together: You've got another thing coming- Judas priest

Our Song: Hey Stephen- Taylor Swift

Theme Song: Wake Up America- Miley Cyrus

Proposal: Carry on wayward Son- Kansas

Wedding: What We Came Here For- Demi Lovato and Joe Jonas- Camp Rock 2 The Final Jam

Perfect Moments: Come Down With Love- Allstar Weekend

Final Battle: Famous In a Small Town- Miranda Lambert

Death Scene: Tell Me Why- Taylor Swift

Funeral: Sad But True- Metalica

End Credits: How You Remind Me- NickelBack

Here's the100 Themes challenge. It is 100 oneshots about:

1. Introduction
2. Love
3. Light
4. Dark
5. Seeking Solace
6. Break Away
7. Heaven
8. Innocence
9. Drive
10. Breathe Again
11. Memory
12. Insanity
13. Misfortune
14. Smile
15. Silence
16. Questioning
17. Blood
18. Rainbow
19. Gray
20. Fortitude
21. Vacation
22. Mother Nature
23. Cat
24. No Time
25. Trouble Lurking
26. Tears
27. Foreign
28. Sorrow
29. Happiness
30. Under the Rain
31. Flowers
32. Night
33. Expectations
34. Stars
35. Hold My Hand
36. Precious Treasure
37. Eyes
38. Abandoned

39. Dreams
40. Rated
41. Teamwork
42. Standing Still
43. Dying-
44. Two Roads
45. Illusion
46. Family
47. Creation
48. Childhood
49. Stripes
50. Breaking the Rules
51. Sport
52. Deep in Thought
53. Keeping a Secret
54. Tower
55. Waiting
56. Danger Ahead
57. Sacrifice
58. Kick in the Head
59. No Way Out
60. Rejection
61. Fairy Tale
62. Magic
63. Do Not Disturb
64. Multitasking
65. Horror
66. Traps
67. Playing the Melody
68. Hero
69. Annoyance-
70. 67%
71. Obsession
72. Mischief Managed
73. I Can't
74. Are You Challenging Me?
75. Mirror
76. Broken Pieces
77. Test
78. Drink
79. Starvation
80. Words
81. Pen and Paper
82. Can You Hear Me?
83. Heal
84. Out Cold
85. Spiral
86. Seeing Red
87. Food
88. Pain
89. Through the Fire
90. Triangle
91. Drowning
92. All That I Have
93. Give Up
94. Last Hope
95. Advertisement
96. In the Storm
97. Safety First
98. Puzzle
99. Solitude
100. Relaxation

Did you know...
Kissing is healthy.
Bananas are good for period pain.
It's good to cry.
Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
Lying is actually unhealthy.
You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want you to make the first move.
It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
Chocolate will make you feel better.
Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
A good friend never judges.
A good foundation will hide a hickeys...not that you have any.
Boys aren't worth your tears.
We all love surprises.
Now...make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!
WISH WISH WISH!
Your wish has just been received.
Copy and paste into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...your wish will be granted

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

1. YOUR REAL NAME

Allison

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:
(first 4 letters of real name izzle.)

Alliizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME:
(fav color and fav animal)

Black Werewolff

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME:
(your middle name and the street you live on)

Topaz Jonhson

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME:
(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)

Henal

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME:
(Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite soda)

Blood Red Root Beer

7. YOUR IRAQI NAME:
(2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any
letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd
letter of dad's middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, and
last letter of your moms middle name)

lncormn

8.YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:
(both parents middle name)

Jennine Christopher

9. YOUR GOTH NAME:
(Black and the name of one of your pets)
Black Tay Tay

10 FAVORITE Songs

1. City is ours- Big Time Rush

2. Counting on you- Big time Rush/ Jordan Sparks

3. Big Time Rush- Big Time Rush

4. Famous- Big Time Rush

5. Superman (Its not easy)- Five For Fighting

6. First Dance- Justin Bieber

7. Favorite Girl- Justin Bieber

8. Love Me- Justin Bieber

9. One Time- Justin Bieber

10. Call Me- Shinedown

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
I am the girl who is afriad to tell my Christian parents im bi

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

WEIRD QUIZ THING:

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

and dad hear about this, I bet they'll let me

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

printer

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Ghost hunters. I have OGD (obsessive ghost disorder)

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

12:31 pm

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

12:31 (YES!)

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

The radio

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Taking my sister to her bus

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Music video to One Time by Justin bieber. So cute. :)

9. What are you wearing?

p.j.

10. Did you dream last night?

Yeah, The usual Nathan Kress.

11. When did you last laugh?

I was laughing what kicks brooks said on the radio.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Nathan Kress, Jonas Brothers, Miley Cyrus, Emily Osmet, Keke Palmer, Zac Efron, Sterling Knight, some plaques from my dad and grandpa.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

The weirdest thing is... i had a dream that Nathan Kress and Jarry Trainor danced, they did tap it was amusing accually

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Ugh... I don't think I shoud answer that. lol

15. What is the last film you saw?

Astro Boy. BTW that movie is so sad. I would say that any one under 10 shouldn't see it.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Nathan Kress. lol I am obssesed

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I have a crush on my bffl. Krystian

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

idk, there are alot of things that i want to do.

19. Do you like to dance?

No duhh... who doesn't

20. George Bush:

I have nothing to say to you quiz

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Kayliee Katrina

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Grant Bradley

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

What? I have no clue what that means.

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?

"Hell or heaven."lol

Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which colour do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

If you eat salt out of the container then copy and paste this in your profile

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

This about a little girl who was abused, if you care copy and paste this in your profile

My name is sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm sradishing to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I sradish to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

I was walking around in a Target store,

when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny,

are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to

buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went

to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give

this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for

Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after

all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her

where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can

give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be

with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He

then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't

forget me. "

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we

check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to

his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for

the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to

sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that

mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a wh ite rose for my

mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough

to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left w ith my

basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I

started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which

mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young

woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a

critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the

life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to

recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the

newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went

to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for

people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her

hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her

chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed

forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister

is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a

drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it n ever touched your heart

1) Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) Meow occasionally.
6) Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) Say "ding" at each floor.
8) Say "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) Drop a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) Swat at flies that don't exist.
22) Call out "Group hug" then enforce it.

Re-post this to help stop racism:
Black and White:

A black man was talking to a white man and said: "I'm black. When I was born I was black. When I grew up I was black. When I'm sick I'm black. When I go in the sun I'm black. When I'm cold I'm black. When I die I'll still be black. But you: When you were born you were pink. When you grew up you were white. When you're sick you're green. When you go in the sun you're red. When you're cold you're blue. When you die you'll be purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored.

If you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you.

I'M A COMPUTER LOVER so I Must be a tech geek

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut. (If you cetch in a skirt take a picture then kill me. please.)

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I ONCE FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST beb a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich. (OMG i hate shopping. it is so boring)

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

I'm eccentric and hyper, so I must be IMMATURE.

I'm young, so I must be NAIVE.

Check this out...

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pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocker, Fangalicious, Bellafan123, universe.disturber, XxiLove AmandaxX

Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who are'nt, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list.
AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley bored, Gem W, Bara- Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Carzy Billie Joe loving freak, shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/ fairy to be, The Gypsy- Pirate Queen, MCR Rocks, Andrew Laplante, Twilight's October Sky, LittleGothGirl13. KagomeMiko92, apparox148,-Lilly-Jackson-, LilyJackson, XxiLove AmandaxX

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

If you snorted Splenda up your nose, paste this in your profile

If you hyperventilated when you saw Jacob Black take his shirt off in the new moon sneak peek, paste this in your profile

If you think Gibby IS a mermaid copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever seen a film, TV show, or anything of the like, and can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

98 of teens do drugs and smoke. Copy and paste this into your profile if you like bagels.

5.5 million people are on the internet right now. Copy this onto your profile if you are one of them.

If you have ever pasted anything on your profile, paste this on your profile.

If you have a profile, paste this on your profile.

If you are a girl, paste this on your profile.

If you're on the computer, paste this on your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those iCarly fan girls, paste this into your profile.

If whenever you see or hear the name "Freddie" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have OSD put this in your profile! (Obsessive Seddie Disorder!)

If you are so obsessed with iCarly that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile

If you think that only losers hate/don't get iCarly, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you frequently have conversations with yourself and/or fictional characters from your favorite books, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If you started talking to an episode of iCarly, copy and paste this into your profile.

Icrossover ships- which ones I like, love, and hate- but you must know that Seddie will always be #1

Crossover ships I LOVE:

Miley/Justin (HM and WoWP)

Carly/Oliver (iCarly and HM)

Sam/Jackson (iCarly and HM)

Sonny/Max (SwaC and WoWP)

Crossover ships I LIKE:

Sam/Oliver (iCarly and HM)

Carly/Zack (iCarly and TSL)

Crossover ships I HATE:

Sonny/Ryan (SwaC and True Jackson, VP)

Lilly/Freddie (HM and iCarly)

Ships I LOVE:

Hannah Montana: Lackson, Liley, Moliver (I think that Lilly and Oliver are to alike)

iCarly: Seddie, Criffin

Wizards of Waverly Place: Jalex, Heke

Sonny with a Chance: Channy, Nortlyn,

True Jackson VP: Rulu, Jure, Ocamanda

Ships I LIKE:

Hannah Montana: Loliver, Mikiley

iCarly: Spam

Wizards of Waverly Place: Ralex

Sonny with a Chance: Nawni, Sawni

Ships I wish everyone would forget about:

iCarly: Creddie

True Jackson VP: Tyan, Limmy

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.

. . . Furbies

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Carebears
Lamb chop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . nough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever burst out laughing from something that happened YESTERDAY, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile.

YOUR GUY SIDE:

x You love hoodies.
x You love jeans.
x Dogs are better than cats.
x It's hilarious when people get hurt.
x You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
x Sad movies suck.
xYou own/ed an X-Box.
x Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
xAt some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
x You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
x You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
xYou watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
x You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
x You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
x Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
x You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
x Sports are fun
x Talk with food in your mouth. (sometimes, i don't most of the time because i try not to)
x Sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 19

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

x You wear lip gloss/stick.
x You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner. (sometimes)
x You wear the color pink
x Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
x You like hanging out at the mall.
x You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. (except for the whole filing part, but other than that i like it)
x You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
x Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance?
x It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
x You smile a lot more than you should.
x You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
x You care about what you look like.

x You like wearing dresses when you can

x You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
x You love the movies.
x Used to play with dolls as little kid.
x Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

TOTAL:17

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (That's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos:!...You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Well...duh, a bit late!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (I was hoping it was going to be frozen... darn.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (And...I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash!!...)
(In reality, they are forced to do that due to people with peanut and nut allergies. If they don't...MAJOR LAWSUITS!)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (...Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and put this on your profile to bring a smile to someone (maybe even a chuckle)...

Copy and Paste

If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you’re against child abuse (in any form) copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that's weird. If you agree then copy this into your profile.

If you wish you could just pop in and out of your favorite stories, changing the storyline as you go along to fit your own agenda, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, put this in your profile.

A large percentage of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you are one of the ones that do and want to deck 'em, put this in your profile.

If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I love krispy kreme donuts, EVERYONE loves kripsy kreme donuts... put this on you profile

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

98 of teens do drugs and smoke. Copy and paste this into your profile if you like bagels.

5.5 million people are on the internet right now. Copy this onto your profile if you are one of them.

If you have ever pasted anything on your profile, paste this on your profile.

If you have a profile, paste this on your profile.

If you are a girl, paste this on your profile.

If you're on the computer, paste this on your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If there are times you wanna annoy people for just the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this onto your profile!

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

Post this if you would rather have a few friends who you can trust, or a lot of friends with few you can trust?

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Cppy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

If you've ever fallen going UP the stairs, put this in your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

I hate sterotypes. I'm tired of being sterotyped, so I'm going to stop judging books by their covers, and read there descriptions. Post this in your profile if you want

If you act like a moron and don't care who sees you, post this in your profile.

92 percent of teens have moved onto rap. If you are part of the 8 that still listen to real music, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours a day reading, writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you wish you could just pop in and out of your favorite stories, changing the storyline as you go along to fit your own agenda, copy and paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you think Seddie is much better than Creddie, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever thrown something at a TV screen when you saw a character you despised, copy and paste this on your profile

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LET'S DO IT AGAIN!!"

A friend helps you up when you fall, a best friend continues walking while saying ''Walk much dumbass?" If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just to help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you just see two reviews, paste this in your profile

A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain, a best friend takes yours and say, "RUN, BITCH , RUN!" if you agree, post this on your profile.

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REMEMBER WHEN

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HIGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'Mom' (was your hero)
when your W0RST ENEMIES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put this in your profile if you wish you were still 5

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

A True Boyfriend

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her
When she stare's at your mouth
Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and dont let go
When she start's cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong
When she ignore's you
Give her your attention
When she pull's away
Pull her back
When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared
Protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you
Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesnt answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay
When she look's at you with doubt
Back yourself up
When she say's that she like's you
she really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you
bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tell's you a secret
keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does
When she misses you
she's hurting inside
When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away
When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.-
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-
When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her-
because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up-
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-
Tease her and let her tease you back.-
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-
Give her the world.-
Let her wear your clothes.-
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-
Let her know she's important.-
Kiss her in the pouring rain.-
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking, Sweet??"
If you post this in the next five minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.
Guys post as: "i'd be this boyfriend."
Girls post as: "A true boyfriend " or " what a boyfriend should do"

Survey

1. What time did you get up this morning? I never went to sleep

2. Diamonds or Pearls? Diamonds

3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Tranceformers 2 Revenge Of The Fallen

4. What is your favorite TV show? Home Improvement.

5. What did you have for breakfast? bread (I wasn't hungry)

6. What is your middle name? Topaz

7. What is your favorite cuisine? i don't know. I should be asking you the same thing. lol

8. What foods do you dislike? Cheetos …

9. Your favorite potato chip? Classic. I am addicted

10. What is your favorite CD at the moment? Most Wanted By Hilary Duff

11. What kind of car do you drive? I can’t drive yet. They don’t give people under 15 learner’s permits

12. Favorite sandwich? I am a vegitaran

14. What are your favorite clothes? Whatever I’m wearing

15. If you could go anywhere on vacation where would you go? Honolulu

16. What color is your bathroom? Peach or brown as my mom calls it. It looks more like puke.

17. Favorite brand of clothing? I like a lot I don’t know what to pick

18. Where were you born? Aloah Oregon

19. Favorite time of the day? Noon

20. Where would you want to retire to? Florida

21. Favorite sport to watch? Non I rather be dancing myself. OR doing Karate

22. Who do you least expect to send this back? a monkey?

23. Person you expect to send it back first? I don’t know

24. Coke or Pepsi? They’re the same! They taste good mixed together though.

25. Are you a morning person or night owl? both but i rather be up at night and listening to the things that go bump in the night.

26. Any new and exciting news you'd like to share? I am a bored annoying emo princess

27. What did you want to be when you were little? A mom

28. What is your best childhood memory? When I was in third grade I met my bff Faith. Her account is Envios4Ever

29. What are the different jobs you have had? babysitting

30. Nicknames? Mandy, Manny, Manda, Bubbles, Dork.

31. Piercing? Not until I am done with Karate I am getting my black belt on Oct. 10 2008 at 5:30.

32. Eye Color? Brown

33. Ever been to Africa? No.

34. Ever been toilet papering? never will i do that

35. Favorite day of the week? Saturday

36. Favorite restaurant? I don’t know

37. Favorite ice cream? rocky road

38. Favorite fast food restaurant? McDonalds

39. How many times did you fail your driver's test? I haven’t taken it yet.

40. Before this one, from whom did you get your last e-mail? I don’t know THIS ISN’T AN EMAIL!

41. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? That depends on the limit of my credit card and whether I’m a millionaire.

42. Bedtime? Whatever time I fall asleep

44. Last person you went to dinner with? My Family

45. What are you listening to right now? Magic by Selena Gomez

46. What is your favorite color? Black

47. How many tattoos do you have? None

48. What is your religion if you have one? Crishtin

50. What is you GPA: 3.00

Vinestar's Quiz

1. Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say?! I don't have one

2. Find a book. Which one? Twilight

3. What can you hear right now? My sister being a loveable dork

4. Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself. Hey sis'

5. Turn on the T.V. What show is on? Sisterhood of the traveling pants

6. Type your name with your elbow: amzabnda

7. What happened last time you were typing here on this computer? I fell out of my chair

8. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around 3 times. Open your eyes. What’s the first thing you see? The door...oww, my head hurts now

9. If you could be anybody from Warriors who would you be? Haven't read that

10. Find the third letter of all of your answers. Underline them. What do they spell? OISYSZEEV

1. Your real name- Amanda

2. Your gangsta name (first three letters of real name plus izzle.) Amaizzle

3. Your detective name (your favorite color and favorite animal) Black warewolff

4. Your soap opera name (middle name, street name) Topaz Mobe

5. Your Star Wars name (first 3 letters of last name, first two letters of last name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name) adiody

6. Your superhero name (2nd favorite color, favorite drink) Dark red root beer

7. Your Arab name (2nd letter of first name, 3rd letter of last name, any letter of middle name, 2nd letter of mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of dad's middle name, 1st letter of sibling's first name, last letter of mom's middle name) maoormn

8. Your witness protection name (mother's middle name) Janien

9. Your goth name (black, and name of one of your pets) Black Tammy

Fave Actors: Nathan Kress, Jason Earls, Michal Musso, Jerry Trainor, Billy Ray Cyrus, Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Taran Noah Smith, Zachary Ty Bryan, Tim Allan,

Fave Actress: Miranda Cosgrove, Jennette Mccurty, Miley Cyrus, Emily Osmet, Demi lovato, Selena Gomez, Debbie Dunning, Patrica Richardson

Fave Anime/Manga: none

Fave Game: Up Words

Fave Book: i am writing one

Fave Movie: Tom and Huck

Fave Comic: kevin james, jeff dumham, brian regan!

Fave Cartoon: Sponge bob!!

Fave Tv Show: iCarly, hannah montana, Secert life of the amarican teenager, Home Improvement,

The guys i think are hott:

Taran Noah Smith, Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Nathan Kress

--Do You--

Have any siblings: 1

Have any pets: 6

Have a job: I wish.

Have a cellphone: yes

Have any special talents or skills: I can sing. And i am pretty good at Karate. Well i must be if i am a black belt

Have any fears: spiders

Have a bedtime: No

Sing in the shower: Yes

Want to go to college: Yes.

Get along with your parents: Occasionally, more often than not, but I love them.

Have any piercings: no

Have any tattoos: No

Swear:No

Smoke: No

Drink: No.

Do Drugs: No

--Love & All That Crap--

Ever been in love: yes
Ever cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend: never had a boyfriend

Are you single: Yes.
Are you in a relationship: Read the question before
Do you have a crush on someone: Yes
Ever been dumped: No
Ever dumped someone: no

--This or That--

Fruit or Vegetable: fruit
Black or White: Black
Lights On or Lights Off: off
TV or Movie: Movie
Car or Truck: Car
Cash or Check: Cash
Rock or Rap: Rock
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
French Toast or French Fries: french toast
Strawberries or Blueberries: srawberrys
Cookies or Muffins: Cookies
Winter Break or Spring Break: Winter Break
Hugs or Kisses: Hugs

--Have You Ever--

Danced in a public place: Yes
Smiled for no reason: Yes
Laughed so hard you cried: Yes
Talked to someone you don't know: Yes
Drank alcohol: no
Done drugs: No
Partied 'til the sun came up: no
Gotten a ticket: No
Been arrested: No
Been convicted of a crime: No
Been in a wreck: No
Been out of the country: Yes

--Random & Silly Junk--

Are you a virgin: Yes
Ever TP'd someone's house: No
Ever egged someone's house: No
How many languages do you speak: 2 partly spanish and english
Who do you compare yourself to: No one. I am my own person.
Ever regret anything: Sometimes
Do you like being tickled: No.
What are your goals: To get discovered. For my books. Or voice
Are your fingers tired: No
Are you tired of this survey: No
Are you happy:I am happy for no reason

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN IT! we fucked up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Are yor personal crying sholder.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost

Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING!
This game has a funny/spooky outcome.
Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.
First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.
Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!
1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.
2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.
3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.
4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.
5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)
6. Finally, make a wish.
And now the key for the game..
1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.
2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.
3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.
4. You care most about the person you put in 4.
5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.
6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.
7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.
8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.
9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.
10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life
NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...
If you don't it will become the opposite.

Fill in #s 1-12 with name sof people from your favorite characters and answer the questions. You can mix shows or not. Your choice.

1. Logan Mitchell

2. Carlos Garcia

3. James Diamond

4. Kendall Knight

5. Katie Knight

6. Camille

7. Gustavo Rocque

8. Mama Knight

9. Kelly Weinright

10. Tyler

11. Buddha Bob

12. Jo

Ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Buddha bob and Camille...eww and im pretty sure thats illigal

Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Kendall yeah he's pretty hot. ok hes delious. but i wont put him at the top of my list

What would happen if Three got Four pregnant?

James got Kendall pregnant. Maybe i think its alittle possible but it would be extreamly rare

Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Not much but maybe a couple

Would Two and Eleven make a good couple?

Carlos and buddha bob? wow bob likes illigal couples i guess

Five/Eight or Five/Ten?

Katie and mama Kight aor Katie and tyler... Katie and tyler the other one is just wrong

One walked in on Five and Six having sex?

Logan walking in on Katie and Camille. He would problably be heart broken. Hes girlfriend is having sex with his best friends little sister.

Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

James and tyler? Tyler need help with his mom and james was right there to help

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Logasn and Mama Knight holy cheese is there a couple that isn't wrong

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Jo and Gustavo... hmmmm... idk

What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Logan and Kendall...

Don't really have one for that at the moment. Give me a couple days...

What might Three scream at a moment of great passion?

CARLOS!!!!

If you wrote a song'fic about EIght, what song would you choose?

This is our someday big time rush

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fanfic, what would the warning be?

WARNING: Jo cheating on Kendall with Logan and Camille.

What might be a good pick-up line for one to use on two?

Logan: Nice helmet

What would happen if One woke you up in the middle of the night?

I'd say "Logan you better go back to sleep before i hit you. I love you honey" :)

What would happen/ what would you do if Three walked into the bathroom while you were showering?

Idk, because what im thinking about should not be something a fourteen year old should be saying on the internet. lol

Four announced he/she' going to marry Nine tomorrow?

You're kidding right? I'm dreaming your not real the concerts in a week (Sry james moment)

Five cooked you dinner?

Idk i would prly eat it.

How would you react if Eight got into the hospital somehow?

No mama Knight you were always like a mom to me.

Nine made fun of your friends?

Kelly is too nice to make fun of my friends. Thats why i would do it for her.

Ten ignored you all the time?

I never liked tyler anyways. (Lies threw her teeth) excepy he's the cutist kid on the show. besides katie

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What would One do?

Logan would save my life and we would live happliy ever after :)

You're on vacation with Two and suddenly manage to break your leg. What does Two do?

Carlos would call logan and Logan would call the hospital

It's your birthday. What does Three get you?

James would prolly give me my choice of head shoots. I would love that

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does Four do?

Kendall would prollu carry me out of the buliding

You're about to do somehting that will make you extremely embarrassed. What will Five do?

Katie will stand around and watch then embarres me after its done

You're about to marry Ten. What's One's reaction?

Im about to marry tyler Logan will try to stop it. I will let him.

You got dumped. How will Seven cheer you up? Gustavo

By falling on his butt or ask me to right a break up song about ti.

Which number do you think is the hottest?

I cant choose just one. Its one and two.

What's your favorite couple?

1 and 2 who doesnt want to see two sexxii guys together making out. oh yeah

"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three."

"Logan and Kelly are in a happy relationship until kelly suddenly runs off with kendall. Stephanie, heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with Buddha Bob and a brief unhappy affair with Jo, then follows the wise advice of Katie and finds true love with James."

Not my fave couple, deffenatly hot.

An iCarly Survey

What’s your favorite episode?

iTwins

Have you put any of the episodes on your iPod?

No, but if I could I would put iPie definaly

Who introduced you to the show?

My bff was watching the show while I was at her house so i liked it.

Did you watch the sneak preview of the first episode when it came on TV?

No. i was a computer fanatic

What do you predict for the characters in the future?

Carly will become an actress still living with spencer so he doesn't hurt him self. Sam and Freddie will get married, and Sam will become a director and Freddie will make new soft ware and become a millionare. Spencer will design stuff for Sam's movie sets.

Who’s your favorite character?

Sam

Who’s your favorite girl?

Sam

Who’s your favorite guy?

Freddie

What’s your favorite line from one of the episodes?

Your toilet water’s blue! -Chuck the no personallity delivery guy

What’s your favorite Seddie moment (other than the kiss)?

When Sam hugged Freddie then pulled away acwerdly

What’s your favorite Spam moment?

When Sam walked in the kicten while Spencer was making a sock cake, she said 'what you making handsome'

What about your favorite moment between Carly and Sam?

When Sam and Carly were going to jump out of the plane in iGo to Japan and they were holding hands.

What’s your favorite argument between any of the characters?

My favorite fight was when Sam hit Freddie with the tennis raquet when Freddie had put down Freds videos.

Which episode title is your favorite?

iPie because I love pie

Is this one of your favorite shows?

YES!!

Seddie or Creddie?

SEDDIE!

Season one or season two?

Season two!!

Spam or Sam/Jonah?

Spam

Were you more excited for “iGo to Japan” or “iDate a Bad Boy”?

I think iDate a Bad Boy

Are you more excited for season two DVDs or “iFight Shelby Marx”?

“iFight Shelby Marx”- it’s new!!

“iTwins” or “iMust Have Locker 239”?

“iMust have locker 239”!! SEDDIE FOREVER!!

Who do you want to see Freddie with: Sam or Carly?

SAM! They have such chemistry and just… they have it all for me. And for each other!

Sam or Carly?

Sam

Carly or Freddie?

Freddie

Sam or Spencer?

Spencer

Spencer or Freddie?

Freddie

Jonah or Pete?

Pete he is so hott. and he is on another show I love. It is called The Bill Engvall Show

Tureen or Wendy?

Wendy because she mentioned Freddie’s act of selflessness that was all for Sam!

Sam or Freddie?

BOTH! Well, if I had to pick, I would pick Sam.

Granddad or Mrs. Benson?

Mrs. Benson because her paranoia is hilarious.

Griffin or Jake?

Griffin. He was more of a character than Jake.

Griffin or Freddie?

FREDDIE!!

Carly or Spencer?

Spencer

Ms. Briggs or Mr. Howard?

Ms. Briggs! She’s so funny because she’s crazy!

Nevel or Mandy?

Nevel! He’s the greatest because he’s totally messed up.

Nevel or Tureen?

Umm… Nevel.

Who’s the better guest star: Emmett the eating kid or Chuck the deliveryman with no personality?

CHUCK! That was funny that he was like, “Your toilet water’s blue!”

The girls on the show or the guys on the show?

The guys!

How did you first hear about the movie events?

The guy on the commercials.

Are you excited for iFight Shelby Marx?

Of course! It’s iCarly!

What do you think of the casting on the show?

It’s all absolutely perfect. They act their roles perfectly. The casting guy should be really proud.

Do you watch it religiously?

Yes!

Do any of your friends watch it?

Yes, all my bff's watches it and we are Seddie shippers.

Do you think it will run a long time?

I think it will run past season 5. At least it better.

What episode did you like Sam the best?

iTake on Dingo

How about Freddie?

iSaw him first

And what about Carly’s?

iTwins

Which character would you meet in person?

Freddie, of course!

Which actor would you meet in person?

Either Jennette or Nathan… can’t decide

Favourite Couples are:

Sam and Freddie (iCarly)-They love each other, but wont admitt it

Lulu and Ryan (True Jackson VP)- They are so in love but they don't know it yet.

Emma and Sean (Degrassi)- They are the perfect couple

J.T. and Liberty (Degrassi)- They love eachother and Liberty will never forget J.T. even though he died.

Alice and Jasper (Twillight)-So cute

My favorite line from a Home Improvement episode is I am not at Liberty to say Wilson says it.

It is hilarous

Vist my You Tube channel. My channel is http://www.youtube.com/citywalk214092

Try not to cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

Scary-a.. thing..
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

0h This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up 4 him he will stand up for you.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

female come backs
pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing

Here's a joke...

there are 3 men who need to get across a lake...

the 1st one prays to God asking for the strength to get across...

he gets big muscles and swims across...

but almost dies 5 times...

the 2nd 1 prays to God for the strength and the tools he needs to get across...

he gets his big muscles and boat and rows across...

but he almost dies 3 times...

the 3rd 1 prays to God, for the strength, tools, and the brains...

he turns into a woman...

walks 4 yards...

and crosses the bridge

there were 3girls

They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really
scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said
anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your
bathroom,

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

Repost or you are going to die

Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line :)

10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL

10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks

9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies

8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly

7. Our magazines have horiscopes

6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around

5. Our friends don't say "hi" by punching us in the arm

4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month

3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have

2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket

1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing

Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost
Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

Friend: Will help me learn to drive
Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away
Best Friend: Won't let me go away

Friend: Will help me up when I fall down
Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

Friend: Will bail me out of jail
Best Friend: Will give me up to the police for his freedom

Friend: Will go to a concert with me
Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me

Friend: Asks me for my number
Best friend: Asks me for his number

Friend: Hides me from the cops
Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place

Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public
Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

Friends: Fade
Best Friends: Are FOREVER...

I was walking around in a Target store,

when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny,

are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to

buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went

to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give

this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for

Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after

all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her

where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can

give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be

with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He

then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't

forget me. "

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we

check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to

his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for

the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to

sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that

mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a wh ite rose for my

mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough

to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left w ith my

basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I

started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which

mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young

woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a

critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the

life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to

recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the

newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went

to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for

people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her

hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her

chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed

forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister

is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a

drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it n ever touched your heart

Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator

1) Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) Meow occasionally.
6) Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) Say "ding" at each floor.
8) Say "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) Drop a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) Swat at flies that don't exist.
22) Call out "Group hug" then enforce it.

Re-post this to help stop racism:
Black and White:

A black man was talking to a white man and said: "I'm black. When I was born I was black. When I grew up I was black. When I'm sick I'm black. When I go in the sun I'm black. When I'm cold I'm black. When I die I'll still be black. But you: When you were born you were pink. When you grew up you were white. When you're sick you're green. When you go in the sun you're red. When you're cold you're blue. When you die you'll be purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored.

female come backs
pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing

A girl and a guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road...

Girl: Slow down. I'm scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, you're really scaring me!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug. Girl hugs him
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It's bugging me.

(In the paper the next day) A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived.
The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes went out, but he didn't want to let the girl know.
Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.

19 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Don t use any punctuation.
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat...use a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme.
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance , Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Coworkers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out of The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling, "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

Friends poem

As childhood friends, we grew up together,

Swearing to be friends forever and ever. Sometimes we would argue and fight,

Other times we would laugh and stay up all night.

We went from playing with games and toys, To talking and dreaming about different boys.

My thoughts and feelings, to you I would confide, Never having anything to hide.

Friends we do remain, Things changing, and things staying the same.

To each other we still listen and share, About each other, we will always care.

RANDOM QUOTES:

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

If you think things can't get worse, it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.

You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.

Anyone who uses the phrase "easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried taking candy from a baby.

Every rule has an exception. Especially this one.

He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.

Percussive maintenance - the art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again

"A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort." Herm Albright

When I say LOL I'm not laughing out loud. I just have nothing better to say.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Never hire a colorblind electrician.

At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote.

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.

The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway.

SARCASM is just another free service I offer.

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Don't follow in my footsteps; I run into walls.

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Sometimes I wonder 'why is the Frisbee getting bigger?' then I get hit in the face.

"I am sick of people having a near death experience and saying they saw the light. You know what the paramedics do when they first arrive? THEY SHINE A LIGHT IN YOUR EYE! That’s not GOD…it’s a MAGLIGHT!” Tony V.

I didn’t say that it was your fault…I said I was going to blame you.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.

Life was so simple when boys had cooties!

I ran with scissors, and lived!

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

People say that I have totally lost it. I wasn't even aware I had it.

If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?

You don't have to be faster than the bear; you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

Forever isn't as long as it use to be.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.

Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.

Practice makes perfect but nobody is perfect so whats the point of practicing?

Parents spend the first part of a child's life teaching them to walk and talk. The second half is spent teaching them to sit down and shut up.

Everything here is eatable. Even me, but that my children is called cannibalism, and is frowned upon in most societies.(Willy Wonka)

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it!

Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

People are like slinkies, basically useless, but it’s hilarious to watch them fall down stairs

I'm going on a quest, to the deepest, darkest corners of my room, in search of what some would call a "floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me my friends, wish me luck, for I may not return alive

My imaginary friend thinks that you have serious problems.

If your heart was really broken...you'd be dead so shut up.

Did you just call me a bitch? Well a bitch is a dog, and dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature, nature is beautiful. So yeah, thanks for the compliment.

My mother told me never to talk to strange people. I never talk to myself, parents, or friends anymore.

It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. Just drink it and get it over with!

You always get whats coming to you; unless it gets lost in the mail.

Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything.

Forecast for tongiht: darkness

Never go to a docter whose office plants have died

On those restaraunt signs that say 'No shirt, no shoes, no service,' does that mean you can wear a shirt and shoes, but no pants, and they have to serve you?

I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes

We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

You, you, and you panic. The rest of you follow me.

Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor.

PMS: Every woman's legal right to be a bitch.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then its hysterical

If idiots could fly this place would be an airport.

I know KUNG-FU and 42 other dangerous words

I ran into my ex today. Then I put it in reverse and hit him again.

I burst laughing out in class today...I got that joke you told yesterday

Have you considered sueing your brain for non-support?

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable; like a coma?

Stupid things! In bold are the thing's I've done... haha.

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out-
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men's dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a 'beware of dog' sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class.
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.

Survey : Big Time Rush

Favorite character: Logan
Least Favorite character: Jo/Jett
Character with the best hair: Kendall (Before he got his hair cut)
Character with the best eyes: Kendall
Character I'd most like to kiss: Logan
Character I'd most want to hug: Carlos
Character I'd make lunch for: Carlos
Character I'd go singing in the rain with: Logan
Character I'd go shopping with: James
Character I'd go dancing with: Lgoan
Character I'd take over the world with: Katie
Character I'd most want to cosplay as: Logan :)