Author has written 1 story for Sonic the Hedgehog, and Jak and Daxter. Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master... He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher... He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer... He had no army, yet kings feared him... He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World... He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him... He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us... If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son then copy and paste this in your profile If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says... 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Copy and paste this into your profile if you would gladly rip off Edward Cullen's skin, make a dress out of it, then give it to the next twilight fan you see. My best friend is insane, if you agree or have an insane friend, copy and paste this on your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both... copy and paste this on your profile. If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, Copy & Paste this into your profile. 95 percent of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas brothers and Justin Bieber on top of a skyscraper about to jump off. Copy and paste this into your profile if you're the 5 percent that would shout, "Jump assholes!" Rules Men Wish Women Knew! 1. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2. It is ok for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: · When a heroic dog dies to save its master. · The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. · After wrecking your boss’ car. · One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into “The Crying Game”. 3. Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4. Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5. If you’ve known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6. Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy’s fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7. No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy’s birthday is strictly optional. 8. On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest. 9. When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who is playing. 10. You may be flatulent in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she’s officially your girlfriend. 11. It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you’re sunning on a tropical beach… and it’s delivered by a topless model and only when it’s free. 12. Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts. 13. Unless you’re in prison, never fight naked. 14. Friends don’t let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed. 15. If a man’s fly is down, that’s his problem, you didn’t see anything. 16. Women who claim they “love to watch sports” must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers. 17. A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight. 18. Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that’s just greedy. 19. If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you’d better be talking about his choice of beer. 20. Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she’s withholding sex pending your response. 21. Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting weights: · Yeah, Baby, Push it! · C’mon, give me one more! Harder! · Another set and we can hit the showers! 22. Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing (i.e. both urinating, both waiting in line, etc.) For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need. 23. Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary. 24. The morning after you and a girl who was formerly “just a friend” have carnal drunken monkey sex, the fact that you’re feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was occurs. 25. It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours. 26. Thou shall not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue. 27. The girl who replies to the question “What do you want for Christmas?” with “If you loved me, you’d know what I want!” gets an Xbox. End of story. 28. There is no reason for guys to watch ice skating or men’s gymnastics. Ever. |