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Joined 02-26-09, id: 1849694, Profile Updated: 03-05-12
Author has written 12 stories for Naruto, Ironman, Fullmetal Alchemist, Code Geass, Power Rangers, Harry Potter, Watchmen, Super Robot Wars, and Underworld.

I AM THE COMEDIAN

"It's all a joke...It's all just a fucking joke..." - Last words of Edward Blake AKA The Comedian (Watchmen)

Name: Yep, got it.

Age: Shaving.

Location: Earth.


STORIES

Legend Of The Three Gates: Working on it.

Exodus Of Shadows: Also working on it.


FUTURE IDEAS

Demon: Challenge fic by DeExil, need his permission first, then I'll start. (02/07/10 Update: Probably not going to happen, several communication issues.)

Watchmen Reborn: The Watchmen are rediscovered in Konoha, and are reborn. OCs will be used for The Comedian and Doctor Manhattan since I can't think of anyone that would fit them. (02/07/10 Update: Started.)

??: Still thinking of a name and ironing out the details, completely original story. (02/07/10 Update: Wrong place for it, might put elements itno stories on here, but the original won't be.)

??: Kingdom Hearts/Naruto fic, The third Keyblade master...King Mickey, Sora...Naruto Uzumaki. Can he stop the return of the Heartless, even with the reincarnations of two warriors, one of Darkness, one of Light? (02/07/10 Update: Still trying to get a break in to work on it, remember what I had planned.)

??: Naruto/Halo crossover. The UNSC is losing to the Covenant. Badly. But years before the Master Chief destroyed the Halo where he discovered the Flood, contact was made on a distant planet...now the time for the shinobi to unite against a common enemy has come, but will it be enough to save the human race?

??: Naruto/Star Wars crossover. Revan, Dark Lord of the Sith, has fled from known space into the Unknown Regions. There he discovers a planet rich with the energies of the Force, including a young boy who may have the potential to surpass even Revan himself. Witness the rise of the greatest of all Sith Lords, a force unto himself.

Naruto: Rise of Legends (Working Title): Naruto/Rise of Nations: Rise of Legends crossover. Vinci. Alin. Cuotl. Three mighty nations, each with its own array of soldiers and weapons. Now the conflict has spread from the world of Aio to the Elemental Countries. With the might of the Cuotl, Naruto will rise from the ashes, and emerge as a dark god of Cuotl. Evil!Naruto.


ADOPTABLE IDEAS

Story Ideas - Idea 1

Naruto/Megaman: Battle Network

Keep in mind that I've only played Battle Networks 3, 4, and 5, and watched some of the NT Warrior series, none of it recently. However, while sifting through crossovers, I became overwhelmed by the utter lack of interesting ideas (not just in this one, but all crossovers) floating around, and I decided to throw this one out and see if anyone can make it work.

Premise: (Inspired by the summary of Naruto in the Cyber Matrix, the first one I found that was interesting) Naruto nearly dies at the Valley of the End, his body left paralyzed, and being swept away by rain and storm. Kakashi never finds his body, but looks anyway, being unsuccesful. Kyuubi knows that he can't fix Naruto's body, so he latches on to a distant signal from space, and transfers Naruto's conciousness into the Net. His body is left behind, but Kyuubi unknowingly transfers his own conciousness with him - separated from all of his power. They both end up in Lan's PET with Megaman.

From here on out, the overall plot will be yours, but I'll be willing to help anywhere you want. Conditions for the story are below.

- Proper grammar. Not perfect, but if you can't put capital letters where they belong, then the entire story will be an issue.

- Pairings. Absolutely no yaoi, in any way, shape, or form. Otherwise pairings are up to you.

- Naruto will essentially be a Navi alongside Megaman, both capable of entering the net on their own or simultaneously. Kyuubi will be 'linked' to Naruto, meaning wherever Naruto goes, Kyuubi follows, must always be within a certain distance. Means of keeping this are up to you. Kyuubi's form is also up to you, though if you can't decide, my suggestion is a glowing ball of red light, similar to the fairies(?) that follow Link around in Phantom Hourglass and other games.

- Timeline I suppose will probably start about Battle Network 3, though changes there are acceptable.

If you want any help at all, I'm more than willing. Anything from storyline to OCs.

Good luck, and enjoy.


Story Ideas - Idea 2

Naruto/Shin Megami Tensei: Persona 4

Again, I haven't finished this game, but I thought it would make an interesting crossover.

Premise: Naruto is the Fool, everything and nothing. Like the protagonist of P4, he can form bonds to strengthen himself. Instead of managing to learn the Kage Bunshin no Jutsu, Naruto is surprised by Iruka and Mizuki earlier. Unable to defend Iruka on his own, he awakens his Persona...Izanagi. He promptly defeats Mizuki, and tries to learn about this new power. The night after learning of Kyuubi from Mizuki, Naruto has a dream, of Igor and his assistant, and the Velvet Room. The night after he meets his team, he makes contact with Igor, and begins learning about his powers. Between then and the Wave Arc, he has his first encounter with Shadows(?), and gains his first new Persona. From then on he has occasional encounters, gaining Personas like in P4.

Again, I'll give any help you need story-wise or with OCs. Conditions are below.

- Proper Grammar. Same as last time, not perfect, but needs to be easy to read.

- Pairings. Again, no yaoi in any way, shape, or form. Otherwise you can choose pairings, though I might recommend Tayuya and/or FemHaku.

- Story. Naruto will fight Zabuza with Izanagi. Not winning, but putting up a good fight. Naruto will be strong, but not overpowered.

Enjoy.


says I am a...ShadowFire Dragon

In the war between good and evil, your inner Dragon self is rotten with the stench of EVIL.
When it comes to the powers of Chaos vs. those of Law and Order, your inner dragon tends to do things by the book.
As far as magical tendancies, a ShadowFire Dragon's nature does not lend itself well to the ways of Magic.
During combat situations, the ShadowFire Dragon shows a preference for the rending and slashing of Hand to Hand combat.

funny little quiz...

This is an awesome video, and great for listening to during fight scenes... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0dCceKoz10


FAVORITE SONGS

Numb by Linkin Park

i'm tired of being what you want me to be
feeling so faithless
lost under the surface
i don't know what you're expecting of me
put under the pressure
of walking in your shoes
caught in the undertow / just caught in the undertow
every step that i take is another mistake to you

i've
become so numb
i can't feel you there
become so tired
so much more aware
i'm becoming this
all i want to do
is be more like me
and be less like you

can't you see that you're smothering me
holding too tightly
afraid to lose control
cause everything that you thought i would be
has fallen apart right in front of you

caught in the undertow / just caught in the undertow
every step that i take is another mistake to you
caught in the undertow / just caught in the undertow
and every second i waste is more than i can take

but i know
i may end up failing too
but i know
you were just like me
with someone disappointed in you
--

Pain by Three Days Grace

Pain, without love
Pain, I can't get enough
Pain, I like it rough
'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all

You're sick of feeling down
You're not the only one
I'll take you by the hand
And I'll show you a world that you can understand
This life is filled with hurt
When happiness doesn't work
Trust me and take my hand
When the lights go out you will understand

Pain, without love
Paint, I can't get enough
Pain, I like rough
'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all
Pain, without love
Pain, I can't get enough
Pain, I like rough
'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all

Anger and agony
Are better than misery
Trust me I've got a plan
When the lights go off you will understand

Pain, without love
Pain, I can't get enough
Pain, I like rough
'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all
Pain, without love
Pain, I can't get enough
Pain, I like rough
'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing
Rather feel pain

I know (I know I know I know I know)
That you're wounded
You know (You know you know you know you know)
That I'm here to save you
You know (You know you know you know you know)
I'm always here for you
I know (I know I know I know I know)
That you'll thank me later

Pain, without love
Pain, can't get enough
Pain, I like rough
'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all
Pain, without love
Pain, I can't get enough
Pain, I like rough
'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all
Pain, without love
Pain, I can't get enough
Pain, I like rough
'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all
Rather feel pain than nothing at all
Rather feel pain

Rebirthing by Skillet

I lie here paralytic
Inside this soul
Screaming to you till
My throat is numb

I wanna break, out I need a way out
I don't believe that it's gotta be this way
The worst, is the waiting
In this room I'm suffocating

Feel your presence
Filling up my lungs with oxygen
I take you in
I've died

(Chorus)
Rebirthing now
I wanna live for love
Wanna live for you and me
(Breathe for the first time now
I come alive somehow)
Rebirthing now
I wanna live my life
wanna give you everything
(Breathe for the first time now
I come alive somehow)

Right now
Right now

I lie here lifeless
In this cocoon
Shedding my skin cause
I'm ready to

I wanna break out, I found a way out
I don't believe that it's gotta be this way
The worst, is the waiting
In this room I'm suffocating

Feel your presence
Filling up my lungs with oxygen
I take you in
I've died

(Chorus)

Tell me when I'm gonna live again
Tell me when I'm gonna breathe you in
Tell me when I'm gonna feel inside
Tell me when I'm gonna feel alive

Tell me when I'm gonna live again
Tell me when this fear will end
Tell me when I'm gonna feel inside
Tell me when I'm gonna feel alive

(Chorus)

Right Now (I come alive somehow)
Right Now (I come alive somehow)


FAVORITE SCENES

Gambol: to The Joker Give me one reason why I shouldn't have my boy here pull your head off.
The Joker: How about a magic trick?
pulls out a pencil and sticks it upright into the table
The Joker: I'm gonna make this pencil disappear.
Gambol's thug walks over to kill The Joker, who slams his face into the pencil and kills him
The Joker: Ta-daa! It's... it's gone.

Bruce Wayne: The bandit in Burma, did you catch him?
Alfred Pennyworth: Yes.
Bruce Wayne: How?
Alfred Pennyworth: We burned the forest down.

Gotham National Bank Manager: Do you have any idea who you're stealing from? You and your friends are dead!
Grumpy: He's out, right?
Bozo thinks a moment, then nods. Grumpy stands and takes aim, only to take the manager's last round in his shoulder, allowing Bozo to shoot the manager in the leg
Grumpy: Where did you learn to count?

Batman: to Joker Let her go!
The Joker: holding Rachel out of a window Very poor choice of words...

The Joker: to Gambol's thugs, being held helpless by his own Now, our operation is small, but there's a lot of potential for "aggressive" expansion. So, which one of you fine gentlemen would like to join our team? Oh, there's only one spot open right now, so we're gonna have...
breaks pool cue over knee
The Joker: Tryouts.
throws broken pool cue at the thugs
The Joker: Make it fast.

FAVORITE QUOTES (More coming soon)

"All the whores and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!' I'll look down and whisper, 'No.'" -Rorschach

"Because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn." -Alfred Pennyworth

"I took Gotham's white knight and I brought him down to our level. It wasn't hard. You see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push!" -The Joker

"The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules!" -The Joker

"You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." -Harvey Dent

"Let me get this straight: You think that your client, one of the wealthiest, most powerful men in the world, is secretly a vigilante who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands. And your plan is to blackmail this person? Good luck." -Lucius Fox

"Don't talk like one of them. You're not! Even if you'd like to be. To them, you're just a freak, like me! They need you right now, but when they don't, they'll cast you out, like a leper! You see, their morals, their code, it's a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these... these civilized people, they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve." -The Joker

"I just did what I do best. I took your little plan and I turned it on itself. Look what I did to this city with a few drums of gas and a couple of bullets. Hmmm? You know... You know what I've noticed? Nobody panics when things go "according to plan." Even if the plan is horrifying! If, tomorrow, I tell the press that, like, a gang banger will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will be blown up, nobody panics, because it's all "part of the plan." But when I say that one little old mayor will die, well then everyone loses their minds! Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It's fair!" -The Joker

"Wanna know how I got these scars? My father was... a drinker. And a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not-one-bit. So - me watching - he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it! Turns to me, and he says, "why so serious, son?" Comes at me with the knife... "Why so serious?" He sticks the blade in my mouth... "Let's put a smile on that face!" And...Why so serious?" -The Joker

PICS

Since I'm sure a lot of people who actually read my newest Naruto crossover, with Power Rangers, I figure I'll add these links to help my readers imagine what they'll be seeing.

Solaris Knight - http:///pic/power/Magic/magilamp/shine0.jpg

Wolf Warrior - http:///wiki/wolf-warrior.jpg

White Snow Ranger - http:///powerrangers/images/6/60/White_mystic_force_ranger.png

Solar Streak Megazord (Megazord Form) - http:///powerrangers/images/8/82/MF_Solar_Streak_Megazord.jpg

Solar Streak Megazord (Train Form) - http:///powerrangers/images/3/3d/MF_Solar_Train.jpg

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Obito-Sensei by Ser Serendipity reviews
During the fateful mission to the Kannabi Bridge, Obito is too slow, and Kakashi ends up paying the price with his life. Years later, Elite Jonin Mangekyou no Obito is placed in charge of a very familiar genin team, determined to keep them safe in a world at peace. Or: Obito surviving wrecks everything, in twenty steps or less.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 146,511 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 1,240 - Updated: 8/26 - Published: 2/28/2014 - Obito U., Team Seven
Blood Crest by Cauchy reviews
The bonds of blood hid Harry Potter from those who wished to harm him. Unfortunately, foreign dark wizard Joachim Petri had no idea who Harry Potter even was. A wizard "rescues" a clueless Harry Potter from the Dursleys, but not all wizards are good people. Eventually Necromancer!Harry, Master of Death!Harry, no pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 49 - Words: 386,004 - Reviews: 1124 - Favs: 2,374 - Follows: 3,051 - Updated: 8/16 - Published: 8/18/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Albus D., OC
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 187 - Words: 822,003 - Reviews: 12356 - Favs: 5,794 - Follows: 4,763 - Updated: 8/16 - Published: 9/4/2005
Inquisitor Carrow and the Phoenix Fiasco by littlewhitecat reviews
With Carrow forced into sick leave, much to his horror Timothy finds himself temporarily the Senior UnderSecretary to th Minister of Magic. Between dealing with political plots, unexpected business manoeuvres and the machinations of a bored Carrow, can he survive the year?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 160,873 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 1,065 - Updated: 8/15 - Published: 12/1/2018 - Complete
The Shadow of Angmar by Steelbadger reviews
The Master of Death is a dangerous title; many would claim to hold a position greater than Death. Harry is pulled to Middle-earth by the Witch King of Angmar in an attempt to bring Morgoth back to Arda. A year later Angmar falls and Harry is freed. What will he do with the eternity granted to him? Story begins 1000 years before LotR. Eventual major canon divergence.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 198,198 - Reviews: 5356 - Favs: 12,286 - Follows: 14,772 - Updated: 8/10 - Published: 3/15/2015 - Harry P.
Loyal Pet by H Bregalad reviews
Bellatrix is an animagus and escapes with Sirius, Harry catches her and decides to keep her for a pet, she decides to raise him into a Lord and Master that she can be proud to follow. Rated M for sex and animagus sex. Warning: Polyamory eventually. There is also violence, including towards children and animals. You have been warned. Based on timbarney110's challenge 'loyal pet.'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 148,719 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 8/3 - Published: 3/24
Take Two Round Two by Third Fang reviews
What do you get when you cross several interdimensional god like beings, raw boredom, a world of Naruto that went wrong, several years worth of off screen training, common sense, insanity, humor, sarcasm, the Log, explosions, plot, and overall chaos? Apparently a lot of headache medicine for Tsunade. May the Games Begin. Sequel to Yet Again With A Little Extra Help.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 888,011 - Reviews: 4433 - Favs: 3,718 - Follows: 3,847 - Updated: 8/1 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Naruto U.
Less Than Zero by Kenchi618 reviews
It's one thing to enter the world of heroes and villains, it's another thing entirely to find your way back out again. That's a bitter truth to swallow when you want no part of the life to begin with. A hasty decision from a young man with his back against the wall sends him down a path of which there is no return. OC main character.
DC Superheroes - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 452,129 - Reviews: 6012 - Favs: 7,454 - Follows: 7,592 - Updated: 7/30 - Published: 5/19/2014 - OC
Extraordinary Times by Kenchi618 reviews
The life of a young mutant is perilous enough on its own. Follow the experiences of a student entering the hallowed halls of the Xavier Institute for Higher Learning, learning just what it takes and what it means to count himself as one of a race that is feared and targeted by many. Welcome to the X-Men, Bellamy Marcher - Hope you survive the experience.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 427,376 - Reviews: 2622 - Favs: 3,380 - Follows: 3,539 - Updated: 7/30 - Published: 4/1/2016 - OC
An Uzumaki in Arendelle by Harpra reviews
Naruto is dying from an overheating chakra system, and to save his life he is sent to a land far far away where a lonely queen discovers him and perhaps something more. Naruto/Elsa. Naruto Frozen crossover. Post movie.
Crossover - Naruto & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 60,648 - Reviews: 892 - Favs: 2,964 - Follows: 3,511 - Updated: 7/24 - Published: 1/20/2014 - [Naruto U., Elsa]
Harry Potter and the Prince of Slytherin by The Sinister Man reviews
Harry Potter was Sorted into Slytherin after a crappy childhood. His brother Jim is believed to be the BWL. Think you know this story? Think again. Year Four starts on 9/1/20. NO romantic pairings prior to Fourth Year. Basically good Dumbledore and Weasleys. Limited bashing (mainly of James).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 138 - Words: 1,091,823 - Reviews: 15112 - Favs: 13,943 - Follows: 15,762 - Updated: 7/20 - Published: 4/17/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., Theodore N.
Kagemane Complete by Anbu-Dave reviews
Shikamaru makes a single, different choice at the beginning of the chunin exams. With it he makes a mortal enemy of Orochimaru and must try to outmaneuver the sanin. Adventure/humor/romance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 242,309 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 866 - Follows: 821 - Updated: 7/20 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Shikamaru N.
The Terrible Ideas Bin by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Threads of writing, ideas, and beginnings I'll probably never use. Or maybe I will, if something percolates long enough.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 51,879 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 7/16 - Published: 8/13/2011
Naruto: The Game of Life by SeerKing reviews
Uzumaki Naruto wakes up one day to find out that his life has been turned into a RPG game, thanks to his 'Gamer' ability. What should he do about this? Smart(er) Naruto. Elements of Romance Games included in later chapters, so possible upgrade to M later. NarutoxHarem. Now has a TVTropes page!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 175,216 - Reviews: 3803 - Favs: 12,089 - Follows: 14,418 - Updated: 7/15 - Published: 1/15/2015 - Naruto U.
Uzumaki Naruko: To the Victor, the Spoils V2 by SeerKing reviews
Uzumaki Naruko has just graduated from the Konohagakure Ninja Academy after defeating Toji Mizuki when her apartment is blown up. Fortunately, she receives a new home thanks to a little known Clan Law dating back to the time of the Nidaime Hokage. Yuri Harem. Weapon Mistress and Chakra Chain Naruko. Now has a TVTropes Page! That needs to be updated!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 352,725 - Reviews: 1410 - Favs: 4,539 - Follows: 4,999 - Updated: 7/8 - Published: 9/29/2014 - [Naruko U., Hinata H., Ino Y., Tenten]
Rippling Future by Airheaded dude reviews
All decisions impact the future just the same, be it minor or major. Repairing Orochimaru's damage was one and when Jiraiya decides to ask Naruto one question one month before the finals, he changes his attitude towards Naruto and instead brings about what Naruto was always meant to be, a truly strong Shinobi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 387,298 - Reviews: 979 - Favs: 3,341 - Follows: 3,693 - Updated: 7/3 - Published: 12/8/2013 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Nine Tailed Possession by AlexDnD reviews
At age 11 tragedy strikes Naruto. He becomes catatonic and the Kyubi takes over. The Kyubi isn't stupid however and knows if he bursts forth and wrecks havoc around him he will be sealed again. Instead he has another plan.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,938 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 768 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 7/27/2014 - Anko M., Kyuubi/Kurama
Humon? by Curious Kitsune654 reviews
While Naruto is fighting Sasuke at the Valley of the End, the Kyuubi uses the chance to try and rid the world of one more Uchiha by overloading his containers attack. This leads to unforeseen circumstances and two big questions. "What's a Digimon?" and "What happened to me!" Naruto x Mimi x Kari (New cover by Koniak007)
Crossover - Digimon & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 96,533 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 845 - Follows: 936 - Updated: 6/10 - Published: 5/1/2017 - Hikari Y./Kari K., Mimi T., Naruto U.
Black Flames Dance In The Wind: Rise of Naruto by DevilKeys Writing reviews
A storm is brewing. Casting a black shadow over the world, threatening to incinerate it and scatter its ashes to the winds. Humanity's only hope lies with a young boy. A boy sacrificed for their protection, yet condemned to a life of hatred and abuse. Will the pariah become the savior? Or will mankind be cast into oblivion by a monster of their own creation?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 55 - Words: 885,745 - Reviews: 4693 - Favs: 7,700 - Follows: 6,461 - Updated: 6/6 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Bits and Pieces a collection of sorts by BajaB reviews
A place to put all of the snippets and ideas that are never going anywhere. Mostly Crackfics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 82,200 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 6/3 - Published: 10/19/2010
Harry Potter and the Pale Horseman by alexandertheII reviews
There is not much Death cares about, but the Natural Order is perhaps the most important thing to him. Tom Riddle violates the Natural Order of Life and Death. But Death is cunning, and so he gives Harry three choices: Stay dead, go on or go back. What else could Harry choose but to go back when there's people to save? Got tired of being bashy, changing that. Still HHr, though.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 201,444 - Reviews: 1492 - Favs: 2,960 - Follows: 4,448 - Updated: 5/31 - Published: 3/23/2019 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Daphne G.
Harry Potter and the Deus Ex Machina by Karmic Acumen reviews
It was a normal day, until newly turned 8 year-old Harry Potter decided to make a wish upon the dog star (even though he'd almost never actually seen it) and set off something in the Unlabeled Room in the Department of Mysteries. Turns out Dumbledore was wrong. Again. It wasn't love that the Unspeakables were studying down there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 295,583 - Reviews: 1263 - Favs: 4,478 - Follows: 2,510 - Updated: 5/28 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Regulus B., Marius B. - Complete
Better Left Unsaid by Kenchi618 reviews
Mizuki never got to shoot his mouth off at Naruto the night he took the Scroll of Seals. Other than skipping a half-manic monologue from him, what exactly did this change for everyone's favorite blonde ninja? Who knows? Rated M for language/later events.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 80 - Words: 1,033,856 - Reviews: 9943 - Favs: 14,856 - Follows: 14,080 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 12/14/2010 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.] Team Ten
A Brand New Start by Fairywm reviews
Rita spouting lies, branded as a Dark wizard and goblins in a rage; Harry's had enough. So, he seeks to jump back in time to save himself from a life of misery and fickle loyalty, maybe a little revenge and mysteries along the way.Time Travel! A Harry raises himself fic. Non-epilogue compliant, non-slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 152,491 - Reviews: 1584 - Favs: 6,643 - Follows: 3,888 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 8/8/2015 - [Harry P., OC] Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
This Time The Potters by Fairywm reviews
Sequel to A Brand New Start: Time Traveler Harry Potter/Hydrus Black once again travels to 1981, hoping this time he can save Harry's parents along with Harry. Having saved Harry once, this time should be much easier with his past experience. If only things would go as he expects they should... Time Travel!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 115,398 - Reviews: 1042 - Favs: 2,505 - Follows: 2,963 - Updated: 5/17 - Published: 11/1/2015 - [Lily Evans P., James P.] Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Shinobi Menace by NeonZangetsu reviews
Cast adrift through space and time after a disastrous explosion, a single shinobi finds himself stranded in a galaxy far, far away; forced to fight a an evil even greater than Obito. Now, the mostwanted scum and villians of the galaxy have a new name to fear, a new face to dread. His name is...the Shinobi Menace! Narutoxharem? Pairing questionable. Hints of NarutoxShmi present.
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 125,313 - Reviews: 1441 - Favs: 3,589 - Follows: 3,785 - Updated: 5/6 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Aayla S., Shaak Ti, Shmi S., Naruto U.
A Conversation with the Master of Death by lazybum89 reviews
As Phil falls unconscious and starts to fight for his life after Loki stabs him, he dreams and has a conversation with someone who calls himself the Master of Death… What happens after he wakes up and he finds out others had conversations with the Master of Death?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,600 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 2,146 - Follows: 2,153 - Updated: 5/5 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S., Agent Phil Coulson
Marvel's Maelstrom by Pibbinator reviews
During the climactic battle with Kaguya, Naruto is transported to the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Realizing that no one is coming for him, Naruto sets himself on an odyssey filled with mad gods, powerful tyrants and a few stones to find his way back home.
Crossover - Marvel & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 337,865 - Reviews: 3966 - Favs: 7,575 - Follows: 8,006 - Updated: 5/5 - Published: 2/14/2017 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Power of the European King by ulfark reviews
AU: After the assassination of his mother Lelouch plots his revenge. He can never move freely inside the empire, so he must escape to another country without becoming another political hostage. However only one place is opposed to Britannia and can actually do something about it and that's the EU! Tags: political and manipulative.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 215,620 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 1,148 - Follows: 1,196 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Lelouch L., Kallen S., Leila M.
Far Too Many Time Travelers by Lord Jeram reviews
Someone has a daring plan to go back in time and fix everything. No wait, not him, I meant the other... how many people have time traveled anyway? Poor Harry seems to be the only normal one left.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 73,381 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 1,511 - Follows: 2,040 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Harry P.
Code Geass: The Prepared Rebellion V2 by SeerKing reviews
Imagine if Lelouch had prepared himself both mentally and physically for his war with Britannia. Lelouch X Harem. Has a TVTropes page!
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 49 - Words: 326,482 - Reviews: 2657 - Favs: 5,675 - Follows: 6,027 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 9/29/2014 - [Lelouch L., Kallen S., C.C., Kaguya S.]
Dodging Prison and Stealing Witches - Revenge is Best Served Raw by LeadVonE reviews
Harry Potter has been banged up for ten years in the hellhole brig of Azkaban for a crime he didn't commit, and his traitorous brother, the not-really-boy-who-lived, has royally messed things up. After meeting Fate and Death, Harry is given a second chance to squash Voldemort, dodge a thousand years in prison, and snatch everything his hated brother holds dear. H/Hr/LL/DG/GW.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 646,435 - Reviews: 8787 - Favs: 17,165 - Follows: 20,352 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 10/23/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., Ginny W.]
Time Flies Like An Arrow by katlou303 reviews
Sakura traveled back in time with the intent of changing everything, but something went wrong, and now she's a four-year-old civilian having nightmares about impossible monsters and losing friends she has yet to meet.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 273,245 - Reviews: 2347 - Favs: 2,322 - Follows: 2,447 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 11/8/2017 - Sakura H.
Synchronicity by slexenskee reviews
Ever since the seal broke, Naruto's life has changed. He's been thrust into ANBU: he's starting to lose sight of which half is him and which half is his demon, he can't seem to find his way back to team seven, and he's been having these weird dreams - with a sky wrenched apart by a broken moon, a man with a staff, and a version of him with glowing, nine-tomoe eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 149,489 - Reviews: 1736 - Favs: 3,474 - Follows: 3,635 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Naruto U., Yugao U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Yamato
Chiaroscuro by boomvroomshroom reviews
"They say the only thing to fear is fear itself. That, and a motivated Nara." Shikamaru is born with his father's intelligence and his mother's work ethic. The world is turned sideways.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 74 - Words: 338,887 - Reviews: 8693 - Favs: 9,776 - Follows: 10,682 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 5/23/2015 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Shikamaru N., Kakashi H.
Harry Potter and the Elves Most Fabulous by Steelbadger reviews
Elfling!Harry. Except not. Jaded and cynical Master Auror Harry Potter gets sent to Arda to relive his non-existent childhood. Childhood sucks. Rated M for language.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,271 - Reviews: 1216 - Favs: 5,401 - Follows: 6,176 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 3/17/2015 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Rejected Path by zArkham reviews
After one taunt too many by Draco & learning of dark things while possessed, Harry refuses to play his part anymore. Into this comes Luna with her own dark story to tell. They shall both get revenge and shake magical Britain before the end. - Harry/Multi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 414,962 - Reviews: 2990 - Favs: 7,407 - Follows: 8,218 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
The Newest Challenger by Kenchi618 reviews
No way home? Maybe so. But one Uzumaki Naruto doesn't believe that. This world is strange, filled with interesting people and things, but no matter where you are one thing never changes; with a strong will anything is possible. A few clones never hurt either.
Crossover - Street Fighter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 63 - Words: 816,670 - Reviews: 4998 - Favs: 4,239 - Follows: 3,470 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Naruto U.
Heroes Assemble! by Stargon1 reviews
After five years travelling the world, Harry Potter has landed in New York. He figures that there's no better place than the city that never sleeps to settle in and forge a new life. If only the heroes, villains, aliens and spies had received the message. Begins just before the Avengers movie and continues through the MCU. Encompasses MCU movies & TV, some others along the way.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 128 - Words: 603,414 - Reviews: 10001 - Favs: 13,955 - Follows: 15,417 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 1/4/2017 - Harry P. - Complete
Naruto: Great Clan Days by Kenchi618 reviews
Senju Hashirama's dream to unify all of the warring clans of his country under one village remained just that; a dream. Generations later, the ninja world still consists of pure clan affiliation. Enacting peace through understanding has fallen to the side. A catalyst is needed for any kind of change to occur, and it is all found in a little boy... for better or for worse. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 397,008 - Reviews: 2619 - Favs: 4,931 - Follows: 4,931 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Naruto U.
Hurricane Suite by Dr. Snakes MD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto grew up with lofty goals, guts, and determination. Instincts of a born fighter made him grow; duty to his home drove him. As the battle lines begin to blur, he must find a way to reconcile all he's ever known with the man he hopes to become. Large AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 189,969 - Reviews: 2382 - Favs: 6,066 - Follows: 6,078 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Naruto U.
All My Ghosts are at Rest by Zeionia aka Disturbed reviews
Seven year-old Naruto gets not one but two older brothers who are super-smart and can kick all kinds of butt. His destiny and that of the Elemental Countries will change for the better.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,505 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 910 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 8/18/2018 - Naruto U., Ichigo K., Uryuu I.
Inquisitor Carrow and the Tournament of Tribulations by littlewhitecat reviews
His plans to insert himself within the guts of the Ministry of Magic have been highly successful, his apprentices are proving to be both talented and intuitive, and his efforts to consolidate his position within the mundane world are proceeding nicely. But as he knows all to well, all plans disintegrate on contact with reality...and what is English Heritage anyway?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 143,504 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 1,507 - Follows: 1,065 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 7/1/2014 - Complete
Playing the Four Devils by Reign A.G.E reviews
Lust, Envy, Hate, and Jealousy are the four devils that define the world, but for Naruto, its a new way of life, especially due to his ancestors, the three Sparda sons that is. Naruto/Devil May Cry crossover, Naruto/Harem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 342,069 - Reviews: 1091 - Favs: 2,612 - Follows: 1,591 - Updated: 12/27/2019 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 200,216 - Reviews: 8358 - Favs: 14,928 - Follows: 16,018 - Updated: 12/25/2019 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
The Masks We Wear by Fan of Fanfics reviews
Stumbling upon an old mask in the Forest of Death, Naruto puts it on, and removes the one he's worn all his life. Dark Naruto, Rated M for a reason. Very Dark, read at own risk.
Crossover - Naruto & The Mask - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 12/6/2019 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Naruto U.
Konoha's Legion, Naruto: The One and The Many by Fan of Fanfics reviews
After falling off the bridge in Wave, Naruto enters the Matrix. Now, with a group of programs called Exiles, the Architect, The Oracle, Neo, and renegade Agent Smith residing in his mind, he will bring the machines back to their former glory, his way.
Crossover - Matrix & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,074 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 12/6/2019 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Naruto U.
Konoha's Ace of Knaves by Fan of Fanfics reviews
At age five, Naruto is left for dead in a barrel of wastes from a Chemical and poison factory that supplies poisons for Shinobi. When he gets out, he gets a new outlook on life, and a new look all together. Slight Crossover with DC universe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,980 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 12/6/2019 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Naruto U.
What If? by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A place for odd story bits that drip out of my brain.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 131,866 - Reviews: 2029 - Favs: 2,865 - Follows: 2,335 - Updated: 11/29/2019 - Published: 4/14/2007
Harry and Warhammer40k by August Sonereal reviews
What if James Potter was an avid Warhammer gamer and left his son the game? Now, what if that board game started to develop a mind of its own because a spell became self-aware? You get this. Based on Shinji and Warhammer40k is HARRY and Warhammer40k!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,484 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 11/23/2019 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Complete
Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion R-eset by SkyRig reviews
When you're granted an offer to change the past, would you take it? When you're granted power surpassing that of the King, would you accept it? Lelouch vi Britannia, formerly the 99th Emperor of the Holy Britannian Empire, has returned to the day when it all began... and he intends to change everything. Time-Travel Fic
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 39 - Words: 159,863 - Reviews: 1638 - Favs: 2,823 - Follows: 3,029 - Updated: 11/22/2019 - Published: 9/20/2014
The Number 1 Hyperactive, Knucklehead Master by Kenchi618 reviews
A little bit of misdirection was needed to coax Naruto into Jiraiya's infamous three-year training trip... but was this really the kind of 'training' that was supposed to happen? Rated for language and possible situations later on.
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 347,632 - Reviews: 2468 - Favs: 3,763 - Follows: 3,380 - Updated: 10/26/2019 - Published: 1/5/2012 - [Naruto U., Janine/Anzu] Jiraiya
Naruto: Captured by EdStargazer reviews
Naruto has failed the third attempt at his genin exam. Mizuki offers to pass him if he steals the Forbidden Scroll from the Hokage Tower. Things go wrong and Naruto is captured in the act. Chapter 26 Enter the Sannin 10/23/19
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 133,764 - Reviews: 1722 - Favs: 3,848 - Follows: 4,009 - Updated: 10/23/2019 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Harry The HufflePuff 4 by BajaB reviews
Not going to school would have been way too much effort, and besides, Harry had promised that since last year was a bit boring, he was going to not try to avoid everything this year..
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,753 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 3,029 - Follows: 3,602 - Updated: 10/14/2019 - Published: 3/10/2018 - Complete
The Endless Path by Child of Loc Lac reviews
Eight years ago Naruto Uzumaki disappeared. The four-year-old simply vanished into the night. Now a strange man has come forward with a most unique deal. A deal that could change Konoha and the Elemental Nations forever. Journey with Naruto and his mentor as they face any threat the world can throw at them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 195,097 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 797 - Updated: 10/11/2019 - Published: 9/15/2015 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Shino A.
The Ultimate Avenger by 007 James Bond reviews
Nick Fury, alarmed by the theft of the Tesseract and Loki's ability to bend people to his will effortlessly, decided to call in a “consultant” he had left off the books so far — an individual he preferred not to bother unless absolutely necessary. An otherworldly being trying to subjugate the planet would surely fit the bill, wouldn’t it? Rating may go up.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,002 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 1,385 - Updated: 9/22/2019 - Published: 9/12/2019 - Harry P., Black Widow/Natasha R.
A Price to Pay by High Pot In Noose reviews
Sequel to The Price is Right. It's not all fun and games being a wealthy orphan. I mean, yeah, Harry didn't have to deal with the Dursleys any longer, and lots of pocket money was great, but if someone could hold his hand while a monster was apparently on the loose? That'd be even better.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,240 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 2,325 - Follows: 3,112 - Updated: 9/14/2019 - Published: 7/10/2018 - Harry P., Mirror of Erised
The House of Potter Rebuilt by DisobedienceWriter reviews
A curious 11-year-old Harry begins acting on the strange and wonderful things he observes in the wizarding world. He might just turn out very differently, and the world with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 140,934 - Reviews: 1890 - Favs: 8,419 - Follows: 8,499 - Updated: 9/10/2019 - Published: 5/6/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
Contract of the Shinigami by KyuubiGoku reviews
Naruto nearly died at Final Valley, but Fate still wants him alive. The Shinigami finds interest in Naruto and makes Naruto it's first summoner. Watch Naruto as he shows the world what it's like to have the Death God for a summon. Incest warning NaruKushi. Uzumaki Eccentric.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 59 - Words: 735,120 - Reviews: 2968 - Favs: 7,442 - Follows: 6,755 - Updated: 8/25/2019 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Naruto U., Kushina U.
Growing Up Black by Elvendork Nigellus reviews
What if Harry had been rescued from the Dursleys at age six and raised as the heir of the Noble and Most Ancient, etc.? This is the weird and wonderful story of Aries Sirius Black. AU. Part I complete. Part II complete. (Warning: Part II ends on a cliffhanger. If you dislike that fact, Part II, Chapter 35, might be a better place to stop reading.) Part III is on indefinite hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 70 - Words: 235,062 - Reviews: 4964 - Favs: 8,876 - Follows: 8,687 - Updated: 8/19/2019 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B., Draco M., Marius B.
His Britannia by Imperator's slave reviews
After killing his parents Lelouch made a different decision about world destiny. There will not be Zero Requiem. There will be Emperor Lelouch vi Britannia the conqueror of the world!
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 253,262 - Reviews: 1006 - Favs: 2,003 - Follows: 2,238 - Updated: 8/19/2019 - Published: 4/21/2016 - [Lelouch L., C.C., Kallen S., Dimensional Supervisor]
The Evil Overlord List by boomvroomshroom reviews
Villains always make the same dumb mistakes. Luckily, Tom Riddle happens to have a rather dangerously genre-savvy friend in his head to make sure that he does this "conquering the world" business the RIGHT way. It's about time the bad guys won for once.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 106,930 - Reviews: 2386 - Favs: 6,112 - Follows: 6,639 - Updated: 8/17/2019 - Published: 1/14/2015 - Harry P., Draco M., Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
Naruto and the Deathly Hallows by Reidluver reviews
SEQUEL to NGoF. Voldemort tightens his grip on the world and three wizards set out on a secret quest. Unable to stop them, the Order employs the help of three familiar shinobi, who soon realize they are in for more than they bargained for.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 77,124 - Reviews: 1180 - Favs: 1,070 - Follows: 1,367 - Updated: 7/31/2019 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Maverick by Drakai reviews
After getting Loki from Stuttgart the members of the as-of-yet-unformed Avengers, bar one brainwashed member, are sitting at the Helicarrier, when Director Fury throws them a curve-ball. Another member, one even Tony Stark had no idea was in the Initiative.
Crossover - Naruto & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,927 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 919 - Updated: 7/31/2019 - Published: 8/18/2013 - [Naruto U., Agent Maria Hill]
Messing With Time by slythernim reviews
Harry James Potter, the Boy-Who-Lived, the Defeater of Voldemort, Chief Auror, Master of Death, finds that he is five years old. It should not surprise anyone that things in Magical Britain immediately become rather strange.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,284 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 4,206 - Follows: 5,370 - Updated: 7/23/2019 - Published: 9/24/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Kaeru by Ann O'Neem reviews
Kaeru, the Toad masked ninja was a strange shinobi. He appeared from nowhere and adopted right away the jinchūriki Naruto. Riled up Uchiha Itachi, the famous ice king, and perverted Hatake Kakashi. Fought like an enraged beast and had a heartwarming smile. Kaeru knew too much. And... He was something out of time and space. TIME-TRAVEL and maybe slash. Kaeru isn't an OC.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 79,660 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 1,384 - Follows: 1,517 - Updated: 7/7/2019 - Published: 2/24/2014 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Kakashi H.
The Sun Dog by enembee reviews
I am Harry Potter and I've just destroyed everything; space, time, matter and all twenty-six dimensions of our fragile little world in the twinkling of an eye. I am Harry Potter and I have just irreparably violated Global Causality. Take that Hawking.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,434 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 1,629 - Follows: 2,216 - Updated: 7/2/2019 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Adventures in Magick by PseudonymousEntity reviews
"What Would A Hero Do?" Newly crowned wizard and avid reader of fantasy fiction, eleven-year-old Harry Potter makes friends with the goblin standing outside Gringotts with unforeseen consequences. Armed with an unlikely posse -his insatiable curiosity- and a pocket full of questions, Curious!Harry embarks on his first year at Hogwarts. Merlin help us.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 111,209 - Reviews: 3503 - Favs: 8,160 - Follows: 9,599 - Updated: 6/21/2019 - Published: 12/15/2015 - Harry P.
The Petrov Gambit by OlegGunnarsson reviews
Albus Dumbledore decides to do everything he can to make sure that young Harry Potter enjoys his childhood. Things, as it turns out, get just a little bit out of hand. One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,765 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 68 - Published: 6/10/2019 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
One Eye, Full of Wisdom by MrBright01 reviews
Kakashi survived his losses in spirit as well as in body, and having learned both wisdom and intellect from his experiences, he now seeks to pass those traits on to his students. Story emphasis is on tactical fighting, mind games, adventure, and the occasional bout of humor. GenFic, no story stealing OC's or creepy romance between children. Current Arc: Jashin Needs YOU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 258,113 - Reviews: 2048 - Favs: 3,670 - Follows: 4,168 - Updated: 5/25/2019 - Published: 2/1/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Lion In Snake's Clothing by General Obi-Wan Kenobi SIYE reviews
Daphne could still not believe her sister was smitten with none other than Harry Potter. Starts in PoA.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,539 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 1,084 - Follows: 1,401 - Updated: 5/23/2019 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Astoria G., Harry P.
An Unorthodox Hero by ScarletAesir058 reviews
During X-23 and Hellions mission to save Mercury from the Facility that had made Laura into what she was, Wolverine's clone stumbles across a ninja from another universe in cryo-stasis and rescues him. However no one could have hoped to have foreseen the sheer consequence of this decision and how irrevocably it would change the world. Strong/Smart Naruto, Naru/Harem. AU
Crossover - Marvel & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 113,854 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 2,541 - Follows: 2,924 - Updated: 4/1/2019 - Published: 7/22/2018 - [Naruto U., C. Danvers/Ms. Marvel/Captain Marvel, J. Grey/Marvel Girl/Phoenix]
DigiDestined of Darkness: Naruto Uzumaki by The Swordslinger reviews
After the biggest mistake of his life, finding himself with two odd creatures claiming to be his partners, told that he is stuck in a new world, and possessing no plan or idea of what to do isn't what he wanted. However, adventuring into the world of Digital Monsters and learning about it proves to be an experience Naruto never dreamed he'd be a part of. Naruto x Digiwomen Harem.
Crossover - Digimon & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 69,361 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 900 - Updated: 3/31/2019 - Published: 1/15/2018 - [LadyDevimon, Ranamon, Naruto U., Angewomon]
Students of the Snake by brown phantom reviews
Jiraiya and Tsunade were supposed to be the ones to watch over Naruto. What if that responsibility fell to Orochimaru instead? How will this affect both of them, and others? How will it affect Konoha? Eventual NaruHinaHarem, good Orochimaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 82 - Words: 308,824 - Reviews: 4557 - Favs: 6,691 - Follows: 6,185 - Updated: 3/14/2019 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Shinji and Warhammer40k by Charles Bhepin reviews
Shinji Ikari finds a boxful of insanity and becomes even more unhinged than before. Somehow, this is A Good Thing. As the grim dark future melts into stark bleak present, upon a throne of tropes humanity might find the savior it so requires. [story RESUMING]
Crossover - Evangelion & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 791,067 - Reviews: 2013 - Favs: 3,475 - Follows: 2,665 - Updated: 3/1/2019 - Published: 11/11/2007
Kurosaki Ichigo: Seireitei Gigolo by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
AU. After defeating Aizen, Ichigo decides he needs to find a job. Urahara and Yoruichi, unsurprisingly, have a suggestion or two...
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,910 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 1,339 - Follows: 1,197 - Updated: 2/24/2019 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Ichigo K., Ikumi U.
Catalysis by Teh Twinnesses Presents reviews
Work in progress. "Search for the value of that which you seek, for alchemy already knows." Alchemy knew what Ed wanted when his fingertips touched that circle, but Ed did not yet understand how value differs from price, how equivalent differs from equal. The Gate calculates with one small difference, and Trisha Elric lives - but the cost may be too high for Ed to afford.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 217,156 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 1,888 - Follows: 1,768 - Updated: 2/19/2019 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Edward E., Roy M.
Full Circle by tetsurashian reviews
Harry and Tom's souls are tied together. Which is why they're in this endless loop of rebirth. At some point, they stopped caring and just started fucking with people. (slightly crack AU w/ some seriousness) MoD!Harry, kinda soulmates!TMRHP SLASH M/M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 71,334 - Reviews: 3063 - Favs: 7,943 - Follows: 8,745 - Updated: 1/31/2019 - Published: 4/21/2016 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
101 Ways to Deal with Dolores by gredandforgerock reviews
It took a runty giant and a herd of centaurs to get Dolores Umbridge out of Hogwarts, but she wasn't gone. She lingered like bad breath or gas. How many ways could she have gone? 101, Dead or alive, any time frame. Some are more realistic than others, which are just ridiculous. Eventually 101 Chaps. Expect anything. No posting schedule, posted as I think them up.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,027 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 1/14/2019 - Published: 2/19/2016
Oath of Blood by Icy the Frostbringer reviews
"You can't change the world without getting your hands dirty" Lelouch vi Britannia's own words as he executed his brother. But when it mattered most, he was too weak to follow his own advice. What if he was strong enough to do what was necessary?
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 174,482 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 1,732 - Follows: 1,584 - Updated: 1/9/2019 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Lelouch L. - Complete
Devil's Advocate by livezinshadowz reviews
Character study. An accidental meeting brings Zetsu into Naruto's life as his tutor. With Zetsu trying to sway Naruto to his own philosophy of "the only one you can rely on is yourself", Naruto discovers that the world isn't as black and white as his tutor is, that there are at least two sides to every story, and that he has a lot to learn. Hinted NaruIno and NaruTen; grey!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 211,962 - Reviews: 1525 - Favs: 3,400 - Follows: 3,408 - Updated: 12/30/2018 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Tenten, Zetsu - Complete
Storybook Hero by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry is sure he's living in a fairy tale with himself as the hero. Really, what else makes sense?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,978 - Reviews: 1414 - Favs: 3,949 - Follows: 4,398 - Updated: 12/20/2018 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Harry P.
A Fallen God by Hostiel reviews
When Loki fell from the Bifrost he was expecting the cool embrace of oblivion, not to become a spirit and then be ripped apart and forced into the mind of a six-year-old named Harry Potter. With no physical form, he must keep the boy alive if he seeks to keep existing, and everyone knows that the best way to ensure continued survival is to simply become greater than everyone else.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 102,718 - Reviews: 2834 - Favs: 6,571 - Follows: 7,609 - Updated: 12/13/2018 - Published: 8/14/2015 - Harry P., Loki
Shinobi of the High Seas by Kenchi618 reviews
Naruto's age has passed him by as his time is over. Now he attempts to seek out a place for himself in the new world, and it's bigger than he ever figured it to be! Will be epic in length, NaruHarem
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 588,009 - Reviews: 9352 - Favs: 11,229 - Follows: 10,028 - Updated: 11/26/2018 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Naruto U.
Birth of a Nightmare Man by Tiro reviews
Prequel to The Nightmare Man. How did Harry Potter become a feared lord from ancient times? Here we'll see the start of it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 158,326 - Reviews: 1518 - Favs: 2,713 - Follows: 2,572 - Updated: 11/5/2018 - Published: 3/22/2015 - Harry P., George W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Price of Being Noble by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry helps Fleur in the second task of GOF and pays the price. HP/Fleur/Gabrielle/Hermione. A Veela bonding fic based on love. T Rated and it will stay that way. Thirteen year old Almost fourteen Gabrielle to start the story. Good Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 412,979 - Reviews: 5144 - Favs: 10,750 - Follows: 11,239 - Updated: 11/2/2018 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Gabrielle D.
Harry Potter and Childish Things by Type-00 reviews
Everyone dreams of having a pet monster, to protect you from bullies, to play with, and occasionally, inflict massive property damage and drive your enemies insane. Harry Potter just happens to be lucky enough to get one.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 126,581 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 929 - Updated: 10/31/2018 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Harry P.
A Shadowed Soul by devilblondie reviews
He was abandoned at a young age, the world believing him dead. They were wrong. Death Eaters believed untouchable are dying. Who is this assassin? Will he join Dumbledore or take the war into his own hands? Not typical powerful!politic!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 100,659 - Reviews: 3451 - Favs: 9,141 - Follows: 10,448 - Updated: 10/25/2018 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G., N. Tonks, Blaise Z.
The Best Laid Plans by arun2110 reviews
Madara had a plan. The Yondaime ruined it. Madara made another plan. One that could not fail. But the best laid plans of mice and men often go awry and this one had just run straight into the number one most surprising ninja in Konoha, one Uzumaki Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 194,612 - Reviews: 1293 - Favs: 2,457 - Follows: 2,366 - Updated: 10/15/2018 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Naruto U.
The Shock of it All by Fairywm reviews
A freak potion accident renders our hero without memory of who he is. Watch as the new Harry takes Hogwarts by storm. No one is going to tell him what to do. AU 4th year. Super!Unfettered!Cussing!Harry. Some bashing, but not stupidly so. Not a crossover, but with a lot of Sci-fi references. Harry's a bit of an ass.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 58 - Words: 222,797 - Reviews: 2541 - Favs: 4,017 - Follows: 3,794 - Updated: 10/5/2018 - Published: 6/22/2016 - [Harry P., Luna L.] Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Fruity Loops by SpiderLobb reviews
The truth is, Shinji was sane when he came to Tokyo 3 the first time. The second time? Not so much. Needless to say, things get a -little- weird. Pilot-centric, love triangle, harems, yaoi yuri snowballing motorboating golfcarting ALL OF THE TAGS ON THIS BEACH. SEE THE REDUX VERSION FOR THE CONTINUATION.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,748 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 9/27/2018 - Published: 5/12/2014 - [Shinji I., Asuka L. S., Rei A.] - Complete
Naruto the Angel of Death by Elredar Skylance reviews
When faced with rejection, a man has only two choices: To wallow and despair or rise above and take that step toward the future… For Naruto, it is no different. But he makes the right choice. He chooses to become a true shinobi. Now, watch as he goes forth into the world and carve his name into history. All will know his name - Naruto the Angel of Death.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 267,994 - Reviews: 2845 - Favs: 6,249 - Follows: 5,090 - Updated: 9/25/2018 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Naruto U., Team Seven
False Memories by Relden Calder reviews
What do you do when you wake up one day with perfect memories of the next fifteen years? Why, every time traveller knows that. You Set Right What Once Went Wrong.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 102,102 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 1,902 - Follows: 2,361 - Updated: 8/31/2018 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Naruto U.
Minato's: The Art of Being Dead by PyrothTenka reviews
Trust the Yondaime to turn death into a minor inconvenience.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,564 - Reviews: 1136 - Favs: 3,566 - Follows: 3,899 - Updated: 8/30/2018 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kushina U.
Harry Potter and the Invincible TechnoMage by Clell65619 reviews
Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noship
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 208,886 - Reviews: 6322 - Favs: 13,452 - Follows: 16,014 - Updated: 8/28/2018 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Harry P., A. E. Stark/Tony
Through The Looking Glass by James Spookie reviews
Dumbledore believes he's found the answer to how to end the war with Lord Voldemort by pulling a warrior from another dimension. Reworking of my original story of the same title.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 76,247 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 1,654 - Follows: 2,530 - Updated: 8/24/2018 - Published: 4/28/2018 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Lily Evans P.
Sith'ari by sarin555 reviews
Taking a walk at night was never a good idea. Naruto discovers that the hard way when he stumbles upon a device that transports him to a new world and a new adventure. Now, the galaxy will know him as the greatest Sith to ever exist. From a humble beginning to monstrous legend.
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 109,602 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 1,206 - Follows: 1,383 - Updated: 8/10/2018 - Published: 7/24/2014 - Jango Fett, Naruto U.
Naruto: Look to the Stars by Beastrider9 reviews
While in the Orphanage Naruto comes across a strange book. This Book holds ancient forbidden knowledge no man was meant to know. The Necronomicon has entered the ninja world.
Crossover - Naruto & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 163 - Words: 537,171 - Reviews: 1188 - Favs: 1,645 - Follows: 1,249 - Updated: 8/9/2018 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Naruto U. - Complete
Unmitigated Chaos by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Hermione is not surprised that Harry is spending their sixth year befriending Slytherins, releasing dangerous beasts in the dungeons, inciting House Elf rebellions, and generally causing trouble. This is Harry, after all. Sequel to Dear Order.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,925 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 4,156 - Follows: 5,254 - Updated: 8/9/2018 - Published: 9/19/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Pansy P.
It Could Only Happen to Harry by HoosYourDaddy reviews
After defeating Voldemort in his final year, Harry requires a rare ritual to save his life. Luckily, he has friends who are willing to help him. H/Hr, H/Parv, H/Luna, H/Tonks, H/Fleur. Canon personalities. WARNING: smutty comedy. Not for younger audiences.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 74,572 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 3,458 - Follows: 2,433 - Updated: 8/3/2018 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., N. Tonks, Parvati P. - Complete
The New Naruto by Squad-Zero-Taicho reviews
A small overdose of sake for Squad 7's first C rank client changes Naruto's life. A meeting and talk with the Kyuubi changes Naruto, but for better or worse? Watch as the land of waves discover a new Naruto before Konoha gets the full effect of him. Harem
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 234,182 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 3,376 - Follows: 3,324 - Updated: 8/3/2018 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Naruto U.
Branches by To Mockingbird reviews
Kakashi falls off a tree and lands in a different world. Literally. Now he's in a dimension where nothing makes sense—but he's used to that. Kakashi plans to wreak as much havoc as he can and find his way home . . . if he can.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,428 - Reviews: 1414 - Favs: 4,279 - Follows: 3,940 - Updated: 8/1/2018 - Published: 8/19/2014 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
Kid Kyubi by mellra reviews
What if, when Minato sealed half of Kurama's chakra away, he also sealed a good portion of his memories? After Kurama is sealed into Naruto, he regresses back into a fox kit, during the time of the Sage and the Biju's meeting. Eventual Naru/Hina.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,454 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 1,059 - Follows: 1,217 - Updated: 7/30/2018 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Kyuubi/Kurama
Harry Potter and the Game by Concept101 reviews
With his life turned into a Game, Harry now has to raise a Phoenix, uncover the Founders' darkest secrets, deal with political manipulations and live through Hogwarts all while trying desperately to not swear too much.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 45 - Words: 363,393 - Reviews: 7517 - Favs: 10,756 - Follows: 12,733 - Updated: 7/28/2018 - Published: 5/17/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Albus D.
The Price is Right by High Pot In Noose reviews
Point of deviation: Harry's primary school taught Home Economics. Harry's not going to let the wonders of magic take away his common sense, and if he can get a good deal, he's going to take it. Meanwhile, money is fun, but magic is funner. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,637 - Reviews: 1328 - Favs: 7,075 - Follows: 4,547 - Updated: 7/10/2018 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Harry P., Dean T., Justin F., Morag M. - Complete
Sword That Pierces The Heavens by Prince Mikhail reviews
"Abandon your fear Ichigo, face forward. Move forward and never stop. Retreat and you will age, hesitate...and you will die. Together, we will ascend and tear the very heavens asunder." With a better connection to his zanpakuto than we have seen before, Ichigo will finally fully realize his vast potential. BAMF Ichigo
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 114,602 - Reviews: 1580 - Favs: 7,299 - Follows: 7,503 - Updated: 6/23/2018 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Ichigo K., Zangetsu, Tensa Zangetsu
Masked Demon Vessel by Alban55 reviews
Every year, a festival is held to honor the defeat of the Kyuubi. However, Naruto is excluded from most events in the festival, and is not even allowed to wear the traditional masks that come with it. In fact, all the salesmen seem to ignore him... except for a strange, grinning salesman who has just dropped into town... with his evil looking mask.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 153,189 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 1,023 - Follows: 1,078 - Updated: 6/9/2018 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Naruto U.
Incident Report by MoonClaimed reviews
Whoever decided it was a good idea to leave Naruto alone with three twelve year olds for a YEAR should be stabbed. Repeatedly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,425 - Reviews: 1076 - Favs: 4,278 - Follows: 4,243 - Updated: 6/4/2018 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Naruto U.
Big Hero 7 by Harpra reviews
Naruto, suffering from amnesia, is stuck in a world of science with no way to return home, or even knowing where his home is. With only brief flashes of his memories, super human abilities, and no chakra, Naruto must help his new friends save the city, and learn about his past. [Complete For Now]
Crossover - Naruto & Big Hero 6 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,213 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 1,084 - Updated: 5/11/2018 - Published: 10/7/2014 - [Naruto U., Honey Lemon, GoGo Tomago] Aunt Cass - Complete
Crestfallen by Lionna reviews
When Harry lands on Asgard, he doesn't expect to be besieged almost immediately by two gods and a giant wolf. But he's always been the adaptable sort. (No pairing.)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 31 - Words: 65,278 - Reviews: 5221 - Favs: 11,284 - Follows: 13,999 - Updated: 5/10/2018 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Harry P., Thor
Atlas by Kagaseo reviews
"My name is Naruto Uzumaki. I don't have chakra. I can't walk on walls, I can't breath fire, and I certainly can't make a clone of myself. Who cares? I'm awesome anyway." Can Naruto be a good ninja in a world where everyone BUT him has superpowers? Yes. Yes he can.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 187,252 - Reviews: 1138 - Favs: 2,397 - Follows: 2,278 - Updated: 5/9/2018 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Daft Morons by Sinyk reviews
At the first task of the Tri-Wizard Tournament Harry sees his chance to strike down his enemies - and takes it. Here is a Harry who knows how to think and reason. Really Bash!AD, EWE, Clueful!HP Eventual HP/HG/DG/FD NL/HA/SB and others. Unapologetically!AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 84 - Words: 745,285 - Reviews: 11110 - Favs: 12,329 - Follows: 13,966 - Updated: 4/23/2018 - Published: 7/7/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Daphne G.]
Teeth by hathanhate reviews
Harry messes up the animagus process and begins a new journey. New friends and old share his discovery of life. What is in store for The-Boy-Who-Lived? What dangers will he face? Find out inside! WARNINGS: Begins entirely in HP world, crossover starts later. Harry is bisexual. Rated M to be safe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 62 - Words: 520,045 - Reviews: 3694 - Favs: 6,283 - Follows: 7,068 - Updated: 4/3/2018 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Harry P., Severus S., Loki, Hulk/Bruce B.
Harry Potter and the Magic of Life by Kate Carpenter reviews
End of 3rd year. While Sirius is on trial to prove his innocence, Harry is abandoned by the Dursleys who, after the Marge incident, have enough of him. Luckily Harry's picked up by Bill Weasley. And ends up joining Bill on a Cursbreaking expedition to Cambodia. He gets far more than he asking for! Disturbing news, promises, trouble and danger keep following Harry's every step.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 69 - Words: 326,810 - Reviews: 1262 - Favs: 3,956 - Follows: 4,091 - Updated: 4/1/2018 - Published: 1/27/2015 - Harry P., Fleur D., Bill W., Daphne G. - Complete
Brothers Of A Different Kind by Assassin of War reviews
Everyone knows the man, myth, and legend of Steve Rogers, better known to the world as Captain America. However, what most didn't know was that the man had a younger brother, a man who also participated in Project: Rebirth. While one brother thrust himself into the light of the world, the other was forced to walk in it's shadows, and they embraced him wholeheartedly.
Crossover - Naruto & Marvel - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 201,580 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 1,801 - Follows: 1,946 - Updated: 3/25/2018 - Published: 9/15/2015 - Naruto U.
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,190 - Reviews: 1566 - Favs: 9,350 - Follows: 3,222 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 3 - Harry's Year off by BajaB reviews
Sequel - Read the others first, of course. Lazy!harry is back for another year of doing nothing. This will not be a long story. Sorry for the wait.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,981 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 3,688 - Follows: 1,667 - Updated: 3/10/2018 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Complete
Not His Brother's Keeper by Right What Is Wrong reviews
In a world in which Harry's spoiled brat of a brother is thought to be the Boy-Who-Lived, Harry feels no obligation to be heroic. Crackfic. Oneshot. Parody of Wrong Boy-Who-Lived fics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,287 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 847 - Follows: 289 - Published: 2/28/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Known Facts by millenialraven reviews
Harry Potter was left in a basket with only a letter as explanation, but one of his father's friends took it upon himself to answer the Dursleys questions up front. This one change leads to a different life for Harry. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 63,441 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 933 - Updated: 2/12/2018 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Harry P.
Mind Farts by NarutosBrat reviews
Just a few drabbles and ideas for anyone whose interested.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 129,425 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 1/7/2018 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Naruto U.
The Well Groomed Mind by Lady Khali reviews
On Halloween 1994, Harry learns his mind isn't his own. On Samhain morn, he vows to question everything. Armed with logic and an unlikely ally, Harry makes a last ditch bid to reclaim his life. The goal: survive at all costs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 193,050 - Reviews: 4284 - Favs: 10,060 - Follows: 11,057 - Updated: 12/30/2017 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Harry P.
Naruto: Soldiers of Fortune by Kenchi618 reviews
AU in a more modern urban setting. Will be EPIC in length. Things aren't as they appear in this world. With a normal life out of reach, can Naruto figure out the mysteries that surround his existence and survive long enough to cash in on the potentially lucrative (and dangerous) career path of the mercenary? ...Either way it beats actually working for a living. NarutoxFem. Kyuubi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 424,252 - Reviews: 1711 - Favs: 2,671 - Follows: 2,320 - Updated: 12/29/2017 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Letters by TheEndless7 reviews
Students are required to write to a pen pal in the spirit of 'International Cooperation.' New friendships and a new romance arise going into the fourth year at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 200,872 - Reviews: 2456 - Favs: 8,237 - Follows: 4,087 - Updated: 12/24/2017 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Shinji and the Doctor by machiavelli reviews
Fourteen-year-old Shinji Ikari finds himself being mentored by the greatest English teacher in the multiverse. The real question is, will the strange man called the Doctor help save the world - or end it? (Cover art by Epsthian-Artist on DeviantArt. Used with permission.)
Crossover - Doctor Who & Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 121 - Words: 225,783 - Reviews: 1722 - Favs: 1,450 - Follows: 1,513 - Updated: 12/23/2017 - Published: 9/8/2011 - 10th Doctor, Shinji I., Misato K., Asuka L. S.
The Cupboard Series 6: Castle Voldemort by Stargon1 reviews
Hogwarts has fallen. In its place stands Castle Voldemort. With the Hogwarts students held hostage, the Ministry has surrendered. All of magical Britain is now under the rule of Lord Voldemort. All, that is, but for those few at Diricawl Academy of Magical Studies. But what can so few really do against such odds?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 92,785 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 1,344 - Follows: 1,224 - Updated: 12/20/2017 - Published: 5/3/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Six Paths of Rebellion by Lord Maximus reviews
Adopted from Kamen Rider Fourze. While battling Madara Naruto is sent into a new world with giant mechanical monsters used by a nation attempting to take over the world. With the aid of a girl named C.C. he plans to stop them by using power of Geass and the Sage of the Six Paths. DISCONTINUED. UP FOR ADOPTION.
Crossover - Naruto & Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 390,245 - Reviews: 2340 - Favs: 2,866 - Follows: 2,629 - Updated: 12/17/2017 - Published: 6/13/2014 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Time of Retirement by 0rigami reviews
When you still have a desire to change your future, time travel may be attractive. But would an old Harry really be interested in reliving his school years, with all those annoying school kids, classes and dark lords? Probably not - but sometimes you don't have a choice. No Slash - no clichè (beside time travel itself) - maybe no romance at all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 91,693 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 1,028 - Updated: 12/17/2017 - Published: 3/18/2015 - Harry P.
Another Magic by Youmightdietrying reviews
For Harry Potter, the Battle of Hogwarts came to an end with a shocking turn of events. By some unknown force of magic, Harry finds himself on the desert planet of Tatooine where he encounters an exiled Jedi Master. Under the tutelage of this new teacher, Harry will become something the Empire is not prepared for. He will fight a new evil.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,387 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 3,119 - Follows: 4,183 - Updated: 12/16/2017 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Obi-Wan K., Harry P.
No Competition by Evilgoddss reviews
What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 2252 - Favs: 12,470 - Follows: 12,455 - Updated: 11/13/2017 - Published: 3/20/2015
Prototype Ninja by theaceoffire reviews
Hated by everyone, he survived. Yet Naruto's largest challenge would occur tonight, long after his weary body collapsed onto his bed, worn down by defeating his traitor teacher Mizuki, by new knowledge, and from excessive chakra use learning a new skill. Godlike!Naruto, Possible (Small) Harem, Gore Likely.
Crossover - Naruto & Prototype - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 40,803 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 2,295 - Follows: 2,618 - Updated: 10/24/2017 - Published: 7/14/2016 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Rise of The Titans by BonesBoy15 reviews
Through means unknown, a hero is taken from his home. He stops crimes not with the might of will, but with honed skills. Evil quakes in fear whenever The Lantern of The Green is near. Rated T for language.
Crossover - Naruto & Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 63,909 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 1,622 - Follows: 1,785 - Updated: 10/19/2017 - Published: 7/8/2016 - Naruto U.
Conversations by SilverWolf7007 reviews
In which Remus is not going to steal James's wife. A few conversations between the Marauders and Lily over the years. Sort of prequel to Unmitigated Chaos.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,626 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 10/11/2017 - Published: 4/22/2017 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Adventures Of Harry Potter, the Video Game: Exploited by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter. HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 101,061 - Reviews: 4255 - Favs: 11,368 - Follows: 13,466 - Updated: 9/3/2017 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P.
Looking Glass by Random Flyer reviews
AU. "The village is being attacked," Sarutobi said against his better judgment, he was taking too long as it was, too long away from the front lines. "You are one of the goals of this attack, Naruto, so I'm going to send you somewhere I believe you will be safe." Rating may change. Please R&R. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 144,645 - Reviews: 1166 - Favs: 2,529 - Follows: 2,437 - Updated: 8/31/2017 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Rin, Minato N. - Complete
On a Pale Horse by Hyliian reviews
AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,349 - Reviews: 4769 - Favs: 13,866 - Follows: 15,010 - Updated: 8/26/2017 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Harry P.
Please Stop Eating The Hell Butterflies by Mistress Nika reviews
A missive to the Gotei 13 from Yamamoto.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 33,308 - Reviews: 1164 - Favs: 2,516 - Follows: 1,834 - Updated: 8/15/2017 - Published: 5/19/2010
Wanderer by cywsaphyre reviews
Life's a lot easier when no one knows you and your only worry is whether or not people in each world speak the same languages you do. Harry can attest to it; he's been jumping for years. He knows how to keep his head down and not get invested. On hindsight, with his track record, Harry supposed it was only a matter of time until he did exactly that.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,309 - Reviews: 1923 - Favs: 8,407 - Follows: 9,723 - Updated: 8/13/2017 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Harry P.
Of Strangers and Friends by cywsaphyre reviews
Five times Tony Stark crossed paths with Harry Potter and the last time that never really ended.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,591 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 2,398 - Follows: 2,506 - Updated: 8/13/2017 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
The Lives Worth Saving by cywsaphyre reviews
Naruto, at 26, has lived through 10 years of war. At the end, with nothing left to call home, he sends himself back to the beginning, to the day of his younger self's graduation, in an attempt to change it all. Time travel AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 134,188 - Reviews: 4139 - Favs: 15,255 - Follows: 13,718 - Updated: 8/13/2017 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Naruto U.
Legacy of Uzushiogakure by Marquis Black reviews
The 2nd Shinobi World War left Uzu destroyed out of fear. Its inhabitants were left slaughtered or scattered. However, what if the members of Uzushio's famed Uzumaki weren't as scattered as people thought? What would it mean for one Uzumaki Naruto?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 275,330 - Reviews: 2448 - Favs: 6,207 - Follows: 6,570 - Updated: 8/11/2017 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Naruto U.
Uchiha Kushina by Lucillia reviews
Kushina nee Sasuke has three goals in life: 1. Avenge her clan. 2. Restore her clan. 3. Become the girl her parents had wanted.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,015 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 8/8/2017 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Sasuke U.
Making it Up to Sensei's Son by Lucillia reviews
Rather than finding himself in the afterlife when he'd sacrificed his life to help defeat Kaguya, Obito woke up to find himself in the past. Needing a new purpose in life, the not-entirely-reformed Obito decides to make it up to Naruto for having destroyed the boy's life the day he was born and give him the happiest childhood ever. If it costs a few lives along the way, too bad.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,655 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 1,102 - Follows: 1,210 - Updated: 8/1/2017 - Published: 7/12/2017 - Naruto U., Obito U.
Just Check Both by Lucillia reviews
Moments in the life of a Naruto who inherited a rather useless Kekkei Genkai from his father. Not in Chronological Order.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 3,682 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 2,072 - Follows: 1,766 - Updated: 7/31/2017 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Naruto U.
Emperor by Marquis Black reviews
Some men live their whole lives at peace and are content. Others are born with an unquenchable fire and change the world forever. Inspired by the rise of Napoleon, Augustus, Nobunaga, and T'sao T'sao. Very AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 677,023 - Reviews: 2062 - Favs: 4,131 - Follows: 3,796 - Updated: 7/31/2017 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Harry P.
Minimum Requirement by Lucillia reviews
A pair of shinobi come up with a rather novel way of shirking Naruto watching duty when one of them learns the minimum requirements for enrollment in Konoha's Ninja Academy.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,559 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 3,284 - Follows: 3,539 - Updated: 7/30/2017 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S., Kō H., Fugaku U.
Echoes of Blood by Solvdrage reviews
Blood contains power. Blood creates connections. Uzumaki Naruto has awakened the dormant power of his blood. This new power will change the world. Chigan Challenge Fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,812 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 839 - Updated: 7/22/2017 - Published: 5/17/2011 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Team Seven
Session Transcripts by lastcrazyhorn reviews
What happens when a brain damaged Harry and a transgender Hermione both get sorted into Slytherin? Snape's not sure, but he thinks it's likely to be an interesting term. This story follows various first years through the trials of their first year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 134,660 - Reviews: 2584 - Favs: 4,245 - Follows: 4,774 - Updated: 7/8/2017 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Severus S., Harry P.
Thirteen by Lucillia reviews
The Dursleys thought they had it bad when they'd been forced to take in their unwanted nephew. It could've been worse. Alot worse.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,330 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 6/15/2017 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Harry P., James P., Vernon D.
The many Deaths of Harry Potter by ShayneT reviews
In a world with a pragmatic, intelligent Voldemort, Harry discovers that he has the power to live, die and repeat until he gets it right.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 78 - Words: 242,571 - Reviews: 3762 - Favs: 6,240 - Follows: 4,139 - Updated: 6/14/2017 - Published: 3/1/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Percy Jackson and the Game by I'mjusttryingtofindmyway reviews
Percy is given the gift of the Gamer turning his life into a video game with levels, dungeons and skill points. Now Percy, armed with this amazing ability, sets out to prove himself to the world of the gods and humans by becoming the best at he can be and fulfilling his destiny. And eventually maybe even find love. Swearing, OP Percy, oh and REVIEWS!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 64 - Words: 781,118 - Reviews: 10138 - Favs: 10,472 - Follows: 10,485 - Updated: 6/4/2017 - Published: 12/28/2015 - Percy J., Thalia G., Artemis
The Somewhat Cracked Mind of Uchiha Itachi by Kereea reviews
AU: Itachi didn't kill the clan, instead he and his friends are teaching the next generation to drive them (and maybe the rest of Konoha) crazy. Won't that be fun?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 126,246 - Reviews: 1355 - Favs: 2,570 - Follows: 2,459 - Updated: 5/31/2017 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Itachi U., Iruka U.
Core Threads by theaceoffire reviews
A young boy in a dark cupboard is in great pain. An unusual power will allow him to heal himself, help others, and grow strong in a world of magic. Eventual God-like Harry, Unsure of eventual pairings. Alternate Universe, possible universe/dimension traveling in the future.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 376,980 - Reviews: 5758 - Favs: 11,586 - Follows: 12,209 - Updated: 5/28/2017 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Harry P.
Goblin Prince by achebe reviews
Lily Potter's last wish was that Petunia Dursely would not take care of her son. Petunia agreed, and so she used the words Lily gave her to send the child somewhere else.
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,946 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 1,781 - Follows: 2,350 - Updated: 5/1/2017 - Published: 3/18/2015
Who Needs The Kyuubi! and other random ideas by HighValour reviews
Just random Naruto scenes and ideas that most likely won't become full fics. Random and sporadic updates. rated M in case of later ideas. If any of these ideas inspires you to write something, send me a link so I can read it.
Crossover - X-overs & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 90 - Words: 217,074 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 5/1/2017 - Published: 4/2/2012
Charlie does the Foxtrot – A new take by Steve2 reviews
Fudge believed that everything was going according to his grand plan when Harry Potter was found guilty of underage magic…. Oh Boy! Was he wrong! Now expanded! Crack-fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 126,464 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 1,310 - Follows: 1,198 - Updated: 4/28/2017 - Published: 9/29/2016 - Harry P., Sirius B., Luna L. - Complete
The Cupboard Series 5: United We Stand by Stargon1 reviews
Lord Voldemort has risen. The Minister of Magic is dead. War has been declared. Now is the time for those of the Light to unite, for to do so will give them a chance to stand, to face the Darkness and to survive. For we all know what hapens to those who are divided ...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 116,587 - Reviews: 1188 - Favs: 1,997 - Follows: 1,995 - Updated: 4/26/2017 - Published: 4/13/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Play to Your Strengths by Lady FoxFire reviews
Before the first task in the Tri-Wizard Tournament, Moody told Harry to 'play to your strengths' and Harry took those words to heart. Of course the Wizard World was less than pleased with the new Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,054 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 2,290 - Follows: 1,093 - Published: 4/22/2017 - Harry P. - Complete
Circular Reasoning by Swimdraconian reviews
Torn from a desolate future, Harry awakens in his teenage body with a hefty debt on his soul. Entangled in his lies and unable to trust even his own fraying sanity, he struggles to stay ahead of his enemies. Desperation is the new anthem of violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 28 - Words: 243,394 - Reviews: 2097 - Favs: 5,842 - Follows: 6,428 - Updated: 4/16/2017 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Harry P.
What's New, Naruto? by knuckz reviews
Uzumaki Naruto was not kicked out of Konoha; he left of his own accord. Not enough money, and no health or dental coverage? It was a bad job, really. Swearing and mature themes. Strong!Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 97,384 - Reviews: 708 - Favs: 1,646 - Follows: 1,536 - Updated: 4/3/2017 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Naruto U.
Holy Bananas Robin, It's The Fruitbat! by Lucillia reviews
Inspired by Rorscharch's Blot's Things I'd Like To See In a Fic #449: The movie Bruce Wayne saw before his parents were gunned down was Zorro, the Gay Blade, leading to a much more flamboyant superhero. (Collection of oneshots, not in any particular order).
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,469 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 3/19/2017 - Published: 9/1/2014 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing
The Sound of Love by swords of dawn reviews
Before his death, The Third Hokage managed to save one of Orochimaru's sacrifice's, but was he mistaken in doing so, or will it be one of the best things he has ever done. Rated M as it starts off as NarutoxKin, eventually TayuyaxNarutoxKinxharem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,328 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 1,401 - Follows: 1,238 - Updated: 3/16/2017 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Naruto U., Kin T., Tayuya
I was never a scarecrow by dogbertcarroll reviews
The Goblet of Fire doesn't just bind you to compete, it insures you will, calling you from wherever you may be for each event. So what happens if you happen to be under wards that are more powerful than the goblet itself?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,784 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 1,322 - Follows: 1,386 - Published: 3/15/2017
A Chance Encounter by spectre4hire reviews
What if Harry didn't bump into the Weasleys at Kings Cross on his first day? What if he met another family? A family that knew his parents. This simple encounter will set him on a different path including new friends and new ambitions. Includes: Slytherin!Harry, Good!Dumbledore, Conflicted!Snape, & Supportive!Remus. Future HP/DG & HG/TN. Years 1-2. Complete! The Sequel is posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 226,168 - Reviews: 2666 - Favs: 9,487 - Follows: 8,920 - Updated: 3/14/2017 - Published: 5/31/2011 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] Theodore N., Tracey D. - Complete
Family Reunion Extended Version by Lucillia reviews
When Naruto left the village for the first time on the mission to guard the bridge builder Tazuna, he ended up finding something unexpected across the battlefield...a living relative.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,064 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 3,586 - Follows: 3,730 - Updated: 2/26/2017 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Naruto U., Zabuza M.
One Twentieth of a Whole by Alban55 reviews
No one has ever been able to become a true Bijuu, Jinchuuriki or otherwise. Naruto is the first one to achieve this, despite not being used for the sealing. But, how will Naruto be affected by this turn of events?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 102,267 - Reviews: 1031 - Favs: 1,914 - Follows: 1,904 - Updated: 2/22/2017 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Naruto U.
First Try: Team Tetsuo by Lucillia reviews
Kakashi was a bit late to fill out a bit of paperwork, and Tetsuo manages to keep Naruto as his student and gain that year's Rookie of the Year and Top Kunoichi. With what he sees as a potential dream team, or at least one that won't drag Naruto down, he decides to prepare them for the Winter Chunin Exams that are coming up in two months. Diverges from First Try Chapter 11.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 91,014 - Reviews: 1485 - Favs: 3,104 - Follows: 3,388 - Updated: 2/22/2017 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Amalgum – Lockhart's Folly by tkepner reviews
Death wants free of its Master and proposes sending Harry back in time to avoid the unnecessary deaths in fighting Voldemort. Harry readily accepts, thinking he'll start anew as a Firstie. Instead, Harry's soul, magic, and memories end up at the beginning of Second Year — in GILDEROY LOCKHART!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 192,977 - Reviews: 1902 - Favs: 6,293 - Follows: 3,802 - Updated: 2/20/2017 - Published: 4/24/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Gilderoy L., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Dumbledore's Next Great Adventure Part 1 by dunuelos reviews
In a Universe where Albus Dumbledore responded differently, he dies as a respected figure on June 24, 1991. He then is asked to go to a new universe and fix the mistakes of his alternate. What a mess. No Pairings yet (Not Canon). Year One Complete. Sequel will come - eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 105,376 - Reviews: 1828 - Favs: 4,612 - Follows: 4,628 - Updated: 2/10/2017 - Published: 11/5/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Albus D., Neville L. - Complete
I'm Still Here by kathryn518 reviews
The second war with Voldemort never really ended, and there were no winners, certainly not Harry Potter who has lost everything. What will Harry do when a ritual from Voldemort sends him to another world? How will he manage in this new world in which he never existed, especially as he sees familiar events unfolding? Harry/Multi eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 292,799 - Reviews: 5739 - Favs: 17,972 - Follows: 20,839 - Updated: 1/28/2017 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Harry P., Fleur D., Daphne G., Perenelle F.
The 101 Guide To Writing the Ultimate Fanfiction by Concept101 reviews
A satirical comedy focused around Post-5th-Year stories and tropes that surround them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,692 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 1/27/2017 - Published: 1/24/2017 - Harry P. - Complete
The Golem Formator of East City by That-Hoopy-Frood reviews
After the Ishvalan War, many state alchemists turned in their pocket watches, renouncing their commissions as dogs of the military. Including Grace Rosin, the aging Kaolin Alchemist, who traded her neural alchemy for caregiving duties in a respected Amestrian home. But, as Alphonse will discover, wartime promises are not as easily discarded as pocket watches. (lil bit o Royai)
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,301 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/24/2017 - Published: 12/28/2016 - Alphonse E., Edward E., Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
A Switched Chance by LunaStorm reviews
In which Hermione attempts a time-travelling ritual without due preparation and Harry happily goes along for the ride, and both have to cope with living their best friend's life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 123,643 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 1,620 - Follows: 2,267 - Updated: 1/20/2017 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Blood Sings by Fireun Feather reviews
For Namikaze Minato, Yondaime Hokage, the day started out like any other. But then Jiraiya walked into his office with a teen that could have been Minato's clone and that bore the name of his vanished lover. His day just got very, very interesting. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 134,599 - Reviews: 1598 - Favs: 5,341 - Follows: 5,669 - Updated: 1/19/2017 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Naruto Shippuden: Namikaze's Return Redux! by The Engulfing Silence reviews
Starts right after the Sasuke Retrieval, Jiraiya takes Naruto on a three year training trip. Taking his training seriously Naruto strives to become the best he can and learn everything that Konoha denied him. Naruto/Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 495,145 - Reviews: 3316 - Favs: 10,675 - Follows: 8,287 - Updated: 1/16/2017 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Naruto U., Yugao U., Yugito N., Mei T. - Complete
It Could Only Happen at Hogwarts by Inusitatus reviews
Being doused in a sabotaged potion had some REALLY unexpected effects for Harry Potter. Voldemort really wasn't expecting this!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,645 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 661 - Published: 1/15/2017 - Harry P.
Back Again, Harry? by Jedi Buttercup reviews
WIP. Harry makes a different choice in King's Cross and is given the double edged gift of a second chance. Time Travel AU, DH canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 74,412 - Reviews: 3615 - Favs: 8,324 - Follows: 11,040 - Updated: 1/12/2017 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Echoes by Kagaseo reviews
AU. A modification of the seal holding back the Kyuubi has surprising consequences. When each choice brings about a new world, what will happen when different possibilities collide? Many Naruto wreaking havoc! Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 64 - Words: 661,151 - Reviews: 2404 - Favs: 2,619 - Follows: 2,102 - Updated: 1/1/2017 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Travel Secrets: Third by E4mj reviews
Harry's now going into his 3rd year again & it's getting complicated. Sirius still escaped & Harry has to deal with Slytherin politics & some extra timetravel on top of old drama. Rescuing Sirius is the number one mission, but things keep reverting & Harry is worried he can't change a Thing. Dumbledore/Goodguys bashing. 3rd in series. Rated M coz I'm paranoid. It all belongs to Jo!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 175,748 - Reviews: 2849 - Favs: 6,882 - Follows: 8,872 - Updated: 12/31/2016 - Published: 2/24/2014 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Job by Concept101 reviews
One day, Harry Potter read, "Newt Scamander, master of the magical creatures, is looking to hire one young intern for a summer wide assignment of adventuring, exploration and learning!" Watch as Harry travels the world on this journey full of larceny, thievery and drunken debauchery, all the while pissing over as many people as he can. Sometimes literally.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,158 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 1,238 - Updated: 12/28/2016 - Published: 7/21/2016 - Harry P., Albus D., Newt S.
Harry Potter and the Rune Stone Path by Temporal Knight reviews
10 year old Harry finds a chest left by his mother with books on some of her favorite subjects. Discovering he has a talent for understanding and creating runes sets Harry onto a very different path than anyone had expected. Shortcuts, inventions, and a bit of support go a long way! Pairings: H/Hr/NT/FD/DG. Ron/Molly bashing and GreaterGood!Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 517,796 - Reviews: 6095 - Favs: 16,678 - Follows: 13,243 - Updated: 12/28/2016 - Published: 4/15/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., N. Tonks] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Darkest Vindications by Xarkun reviews
How Harry's life would have changed had he never heard that Dark Wizards come from Slytherin. Would he still be the hero we know and love, or would he become even worse than Voldemort? How would he navigate obstacles? Who would help him along the way?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 74,491 - Reviews: 987 - Favs: 1,063 - Follows: 1,198 - Updated: 11/23/2016 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Harry P.
Sage by Digitize27 reviews
When Naruto is given a gift considered legendary even in a world where walking on water is a daily occurrence for some, will it lead him on a path towards peace or will the consequences of said gift leave a hole in his heart too large to fill?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 93 - Words: 511,296 - Reviews: 7461 - Favs: 10,412 - Follows: 7,443 - Updated: 11/13/2016 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Naruto U., Fū, OC - Complete
Naruto: Jinchuriki of the Six Paths by X009 reviews
When Naruto sees Sasuke seemingly sacrifice himself for him at wave, he awakens the Rinnegan. See how its power affects his destiny. Strong Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 262,194 - Reviews: 1572 - Favs: 6,253 - Follows: 6,529 - Updated: 10/26/2016 - Published: 11/30/2011 - [Naruto U., Fū]
Creator of Alchemy by HaretaSora reviews
Naruto, after the war is struggling to hold the Juubi that is sealed in him under his seal. So he decides to try something that Orochimaru gave him in his notes, something called a Philosopher Stone. After meeting the Truth he becomes an immortal and the unknowing first creator of Alchemy and Alkahestry. He decides to help keep balance in the world Naruto x Olivier Mira Armstrong
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 89,763 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 2,716 - Follows: 2,544 - Updated: 10/14/2016 - Published: 4/4/2015 - [Naruto U., Olivier A.] Edward E., Truth - Complete
THW by JMenace reviews
(Being rewritten) Naruto's chakra is warped at birth. Instead of strengthening his body and mind, it shrieks and wails like wind through his coils. Thrust into a war of ruthless shinobi and roaming Bijuu, he'll need the resolve to fight through his greatest weakness and survive- or, the determination to make it his greatest strength and win. (Lovecraftian AU)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 212,784 - Reviews: 998 - Favs: 2,564 - Follows: 2,380 - Updated: 10/13/2016 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Naruto U.
Everybody Wants To Rule The World! by PseudonymousEntity reviews
We do stupid things when we're angry...like wandering the Chamber of Secrets alone in the middle of the night. Mistakes like this are easier to hide when they aren't following you around, whispering advice and invading your personal space. InvoluntaryApprentice!Harry. A basilisk wasn't the only thing Hogwarts kept locked away for centuries.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,691 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 1,100 - Updated: 9/26/2016 - Published: 8/31/2016 - Harry P., Salazar S.
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 7116 - Favs: 14,712 - Follows: 11,569 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
A Village Hidden In Hope by Marz1 reviews
Naruto botches his first attempt to summon and ends up in a land without Ninja. Now a bunch of monks called Jedi think he's up to no good, the only way home may require the Darkside aka the Fox, and home may no longer be there.
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 83,740 - Reviews: 1395 - Favs: 3,252 - Follows: 3,765 - Updated: 9/17/2016 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Anakin Skywalker, Naruto U.
Code Geass: Domination by Hendy853 reviews
AU: Lelouch vi Britannia, the disgraced prince who has submitted to his father's Empire. Naoto Kozuki, the rebellious noble who has chosen his mother's homeland over his father's. Everything hinges upon these two men, the power they will wield, and the choices they will make. Title changed from Resistance to Domination.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,971 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 8/28/2016 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Lelouch L., Naoto S.
Wither by Concept101 reviews
"A pair of familiar eyes stared widely back at him. And it was at that moment, Harry finally realised, that he had never been free." A dark spin on the last chapter of the Deathly Hallows, 'Nineteen Years Later'. One Shot! Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 72 - Published: 8/24/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
Dauntless by Allora Gale reviews
Lelouch had been quite happy with his life. Sure they were living in obscurity, but he and Nunnally were safe. All of that changes however, when his identity is revealed and Lelouch is forced back into the fold of the Imperial family.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 98 - Words: 674,275 - Reviews: 8230 - Favs: 6,161 - Follows: 5,501 - Updated: 8/21/2016 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Lelouch L.
Harry Potter: Junior Inquisitor by sprinter1988 reviews
Before the start of fifth year Dumbledore changes the plans. Unfortunately he didn't bother to inform Harry. At his trial, Harry realises that it is down to him to save his own skin. To do so his Slytherin side must come out to play, and once it's out it sticks around turning life at Hogwarts on its head. Warnings: EvilDumbles, SheepOrder/Staff, GoodGuysDontGetEverythingTheirWay
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 218,697 - Reviews: 8717 - Favs: 14,790 - Follows: 17,981 - Updated: 8/20/2016 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A., Amelia B.
Not Sick by Ser Serendipity reviews
In one world, after defeating his brother, Itachi Uchiha dropped dead, victim of a mysterious disease, and the future of the ninja world was set for the worse. However, in another, Itachi was not sick. From this small difference, many changes will spring, and many plans will be overturned. The path of the last of the Uchiha, and the world itself, will be altered forever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 39 - Words: 331,120 - Reviews: 1902 - Favs: 2,592 - Follows: 2,276 - Updated: 8/20/2016 - Published: 11/24/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Dragons! by Meteoricshipyards reviews
The first task of the Triwizard Tournament, but with different dragons.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 86 - Published: 8/15/2016
How To Find A Phoenix by Concept101 reviews
A one shot in which Harry and his friends solve the mystery of how Dumbledore found his phoenix. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 116 - Published: 8/11/2016 - Harry P., Albus D., Fawkes - Complete
Your Summon is Pink by Lord Dragon Claw reviews
Attempting to summon a creature without a Contract is literally gambling with your soul. However, Uzumaki Naruto is extremely lucky when it comes to gambling and manages to summon something that won't kill him outright.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,842 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 1,892 - Follows: 2,048 - Updated: 8/11/2016 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Pinkie Pie, Naruto U.
Outfoxed by hazeleyes180 reviews
After a life-changing event, Naruto meets Kurama early and they become partners...even good friends. With a better outlook on life, he meets many who want to join him and help achieve their dreams and goals together. Among those friends are many beautiful women who have realized just how important he is to them. Smart/Strong Naruto. FemKyu. Implanted Sharingan. NarutoxHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 517,549 - Reviews: 3677 - Favs: 10,845 - Follows: 10,979 - Updated: 8/5/2016 - Published: 6/12/2012 - [Naruto U., Hinata H., Anko M., Ino Y.]
Have Chrome, Will Travel by Deadlandmarshal reviews
Albus Dumbledore has been looking for his young charge for a long time, he is being assaulted on all sides by those who are looking for the young man he lost so long ago. He has taken a final desperate gamble with the coming of the Tri-Wizard Tournament, he wanted Harry Potter… the Chrome Wizard has come! Betaed by the amazing pazed!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 76 - Words: 199,687 - Reviews: 3018 - Favs: 4,866 - Follows: 4,830 - Updated: 7/29/2016 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Where the Heart Is by Kwizzic reviews
After spending his childhood traversing the globe with Jiraiya, twelve-year-old Naruto Uzumaki has returned to the Hidden Leaf for the first time. (Now on Arc II: Wind Country)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,355 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 1,012 - Follows: 1,187 - Updated: 7/24/2016 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Naruto U., Kiba I., Jiraiya, Team Seven
Harry Potter Rants by tkepner reviews
Observations about the Harry Potter Universe and ; i.e., Marriage Contracts, Lordships, Copyright, the billionaire Harry, and so forth.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 19,772 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 7/19/2016 - Published: 4/26/2016
You're my Density by RobSt reviews
Just Suppose Harry hadn't heeded his godfather's advice, and actually lost his temper at his trial? Time travel fic and title is 'Back to the Future' joke.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 237,193 - Reviews: 7504 - Favs: 8,513 - Follows: 7,132 - Updated: 7/9/2016 - Published: 2/9/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harriet Potter by tkepner reviews
Death Eaters expect a boy so Dumbledore hid Harry, temporarily, as a baby girl. Vernon makes it stick and pimps her out. Then her letter comes. Who IS this Harriet girl? What will Snape do? The people, scenes, and places are J.K. Rowling's, I own nothing. This is a dark story, with references to non-consensual & consensual sex. Not graphic. Various pairings. No M/slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 204,964 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 7/1/2016 - Published: 5/4/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Rubeus H., Neville L.
A True Wizarding Name by Steve2 reviews
Wherein a certain red-headed wizard gets the name, power and the recognition that comes with it denoting his status as a wizard. Crack-fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,371 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/28/2016 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Naruto: The Next Death by ozorcard reviews
Naruto has been dead for countless numbers of years, but he was never buried properly. Naruto evolves to a higher being and must now make the ultimate choice. Will he side with or destroy the Shinigami or will his power destroy him before he can make the choice? Naruto must also face the past and present or lose himself to nothingness.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,091 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 2,036 - Follows: 2,089 - Updated: 6/27/2016 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Naruto U., Yoruichi S., Suì-Fēng, T. Harribel
Heirs of the Founders by Animekitty2 reviews
A more mature, knowledgeable and motivated Harry Potter goes to school. His fated encounter with Hermione Granger comes sooner as they share a compartment aboard the Hogwarts' Express during their first journey to school. With greater self-confidence, the muggle-born and halfblood will start the long needed reformation of the magical world, hand in hand. HP/HG/DG/LL/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 296,160 - Reviews: 1236 - Favs: 3,437 - Follows: 4,292 - Updated: 6/25/2016 - Published: 10/3/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Never Again by Kuma2216 reviews
Having been ill Hermione does not arrive for her seventh year until September 9th. Everything should be fine right? Harry can't get into that much trouble in just 9 days... Does not follow cannon. HP/HG NL/LL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,068 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 50 - Published: 6/25/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Genius Sensei by AlexDnD reviews
What if Kakashi had recovered from his deep depression? What if he turned out to be a true genius as a sensei? Watch as team 7 develops into a truly capable shinobi team!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 72 - Words: 331,494 - Reviews: 2630 - Favs: 3,892 - Follows: 3,332 - Updated: 6/22/2016 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Kakashi H., Team Seven
The Best Laid Plans of Mice and Men by Lucillia reviews
When Naruto decides to skip past the Kage Bunshin and picks another jutsu to learn from the Forbidden Scroll, Madara - who'd dearly love to kill the brat - is left scrambling to salvage his plans.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,537 - Reviews: 1080 - Favs: 4,524 - Follows: 4,682 - Updated: 6/20/2016 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Naruto U., Madara U.
Odds and Ends: Stories Without Ends by Temporal Knight reviews
A small collection of random ideas that haven't yet gotten the full story treatment. Some may become actual fics, some will forever lounge here until inspiration strikes further.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,377 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 6/18/2016 - Published: 6/12/2016
Sound of Madness by BonesBoy15 reviews
There are some demigods who go rogue, even before the Second Titan War. Some demigods who are seen as potential threats are quickly chosen to be trained to deal with other rogues that never make it to camp. This is one such demigod, the son of Dionysus. This is Naruto Uzumaki, and he's crazy for carnage. Rated M for language and imagery. Alternate Universe. Possibly One-Shot.
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,793 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 1,075 - Follows: 985 - Updated: 6/9/2016 - Published: 2/4/2015 - Naruto U., Dionysus, Percy J.
Program X by AbyssNight98 reviews
Program X, subsidiary of Root and secret organisation. In a horrible event, Naruto's life is thrown into this project and taught to be more than just a ninja; more than just a Jinchuriki. This is his story as the hyperactive ninja with quite the mouth. Genderbent character, Good!Kyuubi
Crossover - Marvel & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,951 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 6/6/2016 - Published: 1/13/2016 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Distaff Side by Clell65619 reviews
Voldemort knows the prophecy, when he is reborn following the 3rd task of the Triwizard Tournament he takes action to ensure that Harry is no longer a threat. AU. HPLL This story will be updated slowly so that I can finish my other stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 73,791 - Reviews: 1895 - Favs: 3,857 - Follows: 4,690 - Updated: 6/6/2016 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Harry P., Luna L.
Let Sleeping Dogs by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Sequel to Scars and third in my Shaggy the Dog Handler series.
Scooby Doo - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,630 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 201 - Published: 5/31/2016 - Complete
Out of the Unknown by axellon2008 reviews
Naruto discovers a crashed starship outside his village and his life is forever changed. Under the unorthodox tutelage of a Sith Lord's spirit, he will learn the technology and history of a larger galaxy that he, and no one else from his planet, ever knew existed.
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 35 - Words: 636,110 - Reviews: 2999 - Favs: 4,165 - Follows: 3,765 - Updated: 5/21/2016 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Naruto U.
Oh Youthful Kazekage! by Lord Darkly reviews
Gaara has many strengths. Intelligence, leadership, self-control, but physical strength is not on that list. Surely, Gai's workout regime is something he can handle, right? Collaboration with Igornerd.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,273 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 5/2/2016 - Published: 7/15/2015
Cousin Harry by nicnac918 reviews
She had been dating Dudley Dursley for almost six months when the topic of Cousin Harry came up the first time.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 1,426 - Follows: 414 - Published: 4/30/2016 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
The Cupboard Series 4: The Fourth School by Stargon1 reviews
The TriWizard Tournament has been revived and the three largest and most prestigious schools in Europe are due to compete - Hogwarts, Beauxbatons and Durmstrang. And in a mark of respect, the newest and smallest school in not only Britain but also all of Europe, has been invited to watch. If only things were that simple.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 144,556 - Reviews: 1908 - Favs: 2,623 - Follows: 2,265 - Updated: 4/13/2016 - Published: 3/25/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Tales of Babysitting Uchiha Itachi by PyrothTenka reviews
Or: Why you should never leave Uzumaki Kushina alone with little prodigy ninjas. Series of drabbles. (Rated T because violence is just a part of writing ninjas.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 4/4/2016 - Published: 5/17/2014 - Itachi U., Kushina U.
Team Kage by PyrothTenka reviews
After the battle with Madara and the Juubi, a fierce argument starts between Naruto and Sasuke over who will become the next Hokage when Tsunade brings up a startling complication. They're both still Genin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,048 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 4/3/2016 - Published: 2/25/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Gaara
Breaking the Rules by 10000 Fists reviews
Naruto uses a jutsu from the Scroll of Forbidden Seals, and gets a lot more than he bargained for! Catapulted to the Marvel Movie-Verse, can Naruto find his way back, or even survive this strange new world? Rated M for Gratuitous Violence, and eventual sensual content. Eventual Sarcastic!Naruto, Not-Dumb!Naruto.
Crossover - Marvel & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,030 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 1,212 - Follows: 1,475 - Updated: 3/30/2016 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Naruto U.
Changing Tides by mortenavida reviews
After Stane's death, Harry has come to terms with fully immersing himself into Tony Stark's new life. When that starts to involve Norse Gods, Super Soldiers, and a man that can turn into a large, angry troll… well, he starts to question what he's doing. It doesn't help that he's dying. [Sequel to An Iron Magic]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 62,599 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 1,216 - Follows: 1,477 - Updated: 3/27/2016 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Blaise Z., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
A New Man by Steelbadger reviews
Torn from his family and lost in an unfamiliar world Harry Potter will fight with all he has to return to them. He has to navigate self-absorbed geniuses, secretive government agencies, megalomaniacal Norse gods and a huge green rage monster if he is to find his home. Post-epilogue story.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,163 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 2,935 - Follows: 4,159 - Updated: 3/27/2016 - Published: 4/19/2015 - Harry P.
A Necessary Gift: A Harry Potter Story by cosette-aimee reviews
The war drags on after Voldemort's defeat and the Order of the Phoenix is fighting a losing battle. When Harry is hit by yet another killing curse, he wakes up years in the past and in an alternate reality. As an unknown child in a foreign world, Harry has a chance to change the outcome of the war - while dealing with new magical talents, pureblood politics and Black family drama.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 178,578 - Reviews: 4149 - Favs: 10,903 - Follows: 12,840 - Updated: 3/12/2016 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Master of the Basics by shadowsrisen reviews
Overpowered jutsus are overrated! Watch as Naruto uses only low rank jutsus (C rank or lower) and his wits to defeat his opponents. Smart Naruto Naruto x Harem Naruto x femHaku x Tenten x Fu x Samui Part 1 of 2 and will cover Pre-Timeskip. [Abandoned, Adopted by aroneden]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 135,552 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 1,353 - Follows: 1,490 - Updated: 3/5/2016 - Published: 1/23/2015 - [Naruto U., Haku, Tenten, Fū]
Halstead: The Fortress by Fairywm reviews
A fast paced adventure, where a betrayed Harry and Hermione stumble across an old fortress. Who built it? What secrets will it hold? Will they find the answers they need to ending this war? Can they use the castle as a sanctuary? Will Harry finally become the Dark Lord's equal? What's up with the ghost? Follows canon up to Ron's leaving; AU from there. Powerful Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 96,732 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 1,129 - Follows: 729 - Updated: 2/26/2016 - Published: 1/15/2016 - [Harry P., Luna L.] Hermione G., Neville L. - Complete
Changing Hogwarts—Literally by Fairywm reviews
As the chosen heir to Hogwarts, Harry feels it would be more cost effective and safer if the school was a little smaller and brighter. then came the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,375 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 153 - Published: 2/23/2016 - Harry P., OC - Complete
The Prince by LoliBat reviews
"The first method for estimating the intelligence of a ruler is to look at the men he has around him."- Niccolò Machiavelli, The Prince. After Loki's actions in Manhattan, he is escorted back to Asgard in chains with his pride stripped. Yet, during his imprisonment, he finds an unlikely ally in the form of a guard with the same green eyes as the ones he sees in his own reflection.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Thor - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,164 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 1,641 - Follows: 645 - Published: 2/20/2016 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
Harry Potter and the patients of Arkham by Chibi-Chan71 reviews
To be rid of Harry, Vernon tosses him in an insane Asylum in Gotham. This is the story of Harry's struggle within it's walls and his life with the other 'Inmates' of Arkham. Dark fic. Joker/Harley Harry/OC? Ivy, Crane, Croc, and other villains as well.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,690 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 1,433 - Follows: 1,835 - Updated: 2/17/2016 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Harry P., Joker
Heart and Soul by Sillimaure reviews
The Dementor attack on Harry during the summer after his fourth year leaves him on the verge of having his wand snapped. Unwilling to leave anything to chance, Sirius Black sets events into motion which will change Harry's life forever. HP/HG/FD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 81 - Words: 751,333 - Reviews: 6480 - Favs: 11,642 - Follows: 8,513 - Updated: 2/16/2016 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D. - Complete
Harry Potter, the Chosen One by DWDuck reviews
After Harry follows Sirius through the Veil of Death, the two of them are thrust through time and space to a point long, long ago in a galaxy far, far away. Under the training of Yoda and Ahsoka Tano, Harry will learn the skills he needs to fulfill his destiny as the Chosen One, and defeat a dark lord back on Earth.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,422 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 2/12/2016 - Published: 12/18/2015
The Good Left Undone by Darth Malleus reviews
The war ends in the worst way imaginable. Naruto, hell bent on revenge, finds it just out of his grasp, but through that loss he finds himself in a place much bigger than home, forming new friends, loved ones and enemies, but his past is not forgotten, especially with the chief cause staring back at him. Nothing is as it seems.
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 340,214 - Reviews: 3606 - Favs: 5,627 - Follows: 5,271 - Updated: 2/11/2016 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Aayla S., Naruto U.
The World of Tomorrow by Clell65619 reviews
During in the raid on the Ministry of Magic at the end of Harry's 5th year, Harry ended up in a firefight in the Time Room and vanished.
Crossover - Futurama & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,974 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 349 - Published: 2/1/2016 - Complete
A Teacher's Glory by Larry Huss reviews
"Zest to over-achieve" marks Team 7's entry into the Ninja world. Kakashi teaches lessons better than he imagines. *COMPLETE*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 162,921 - Reviews: 1351 - Favs: 4,141 - Follows: 2,749 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Drunken Space-Time Ninjutsu by Igornerd reviews
The day after a wild party to celebrate the end of the war against Madara, Naruto, the remaining Konoha 12 (and some guests) can't help but wonder what happened last night as they wake up in a different Konoha. Time-Travel. Rated for language, alcohol and just to be sure.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 109,686 - Reviews: 1934 - Favs: 4,586 - Follows: 5,301 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Naruto U., Minato N.
The Application Process by Type-00 reviews
Fred and George have judged Malfoy and found him wanting. With the Triwizard Tournament about to start, and all eyes on Hogwarts, they decide to contribute by helping Harry find a new rival more appropriate to his skill level. From quidditch superstars to first year fanboys, no one is turned away from trying to rival the great Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,612 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 1/29/2016 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Fred W., Harry P., George W.
Team Anko by EagleJarl reviews
(AU) [Rationality, meet Naruto] - Anko never wanted to lead a genin team. Sadly, the Hokage isn't okay with that; he hands her Naruto, Hinata, and Shino and orders her to "make them the best ninja and, more importantly, the best *people* possible." She's got her work cut out for her. M for combat and occasional cursing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 164,368 - Reviews: 798 - Favs: 1,471 - Follows: 1,539 - Updated: 1/28/2016 - Published: 3/3/2015 - Anko M., Naruto U., Hinata H., Shino A. - Complete
The Truth Decays by Marz1 reviews
Edward Elric can't get back to his own world, so he tries to make a life for himself in the closest one he can find. Yep a nice quiet life, no military breathing down his neck or monsters trying to live forever, but then a kid in an orange jumpsuit...
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,947 - Reviews: 3003 - Favs: 5,336 - Follows: 5,897 - Updated: 1/17/2016 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Naruto U., Edward E.
Civilian School Blues by Lucillia reviews
They've got blonde hair and blue eyes and, thanks to a client who'd wanted to hedge his bets when it came to the protection of his daughter, they're posing as sisters at an all girl boarding school that isn't exactly what it seems on it's placid surface. Oh, and did I mention that they're both male and one's in the Akatsuki and the other's a certain Jinchuriki we all know and love?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,302 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 1/1/2016 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Naruto U., Deidara
Adventures in Child Care and Other One Shots by Perspicacity reviews
An assortment of Harry Potter one shots. Though listed as "Humor/General," the collection also contains Drama, Horror, Family, and Tragedy, as well as a few experimental fiction stories as I work out my stylist chops. Contain crossovers with several fictional worlds, including the Cthulhu Mythos, Starship Troopers, Star Wars, and James Bond.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,590 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Harry P., Padma P. - Complete
Effects and Side Effects by Pheonix Dawn reviews
Voldemort didn't like what happened at the Department of Mysteries and viewed the connection as a liability he could no longer afford. The steps he took changed Harry's life forever, and set him on the path to victory. Fem Harry. Harry.Multi.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 453,769 - Reviews: 2122 - Favs: 4,589 - Follows: 5,023 - Updated: 12/30/2015 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Harry P.
0800-Rent-A-Hero by brainthief reviews
Magic can solve all the Wizarding World's problems. What's that? A prophecy that insists on a person? Things not quite going your way? I know, lets use this here ritual to summon another! It'll be great! - An eighteen year old Harry is called upon to deal with another dimension's irksome Dark Lord issue. This displeases him. EWE - AU HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 159,580 - Reviews: 3761 - Favs: 10,993 - Follows: 12,789 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 4/4/2015 - Harry P.
Darker Than Blood by PseudonymousEntity reviews
Shunned by the school for becoming the fourth TriWizard Champion, Harry Potter re-enters the Chamber in the night. Once there he discovers Hogwarts' darkest secret and what just might be the key to his survival. Disclaimer:This is a FANFICTION.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,528 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 633 - Published: 12/13/2015 - Harry P., Draco M., Luna L., Salazar S.
Legend of Olympus by Kocona reviews
AU. When Perseus Jackson, five-year-old orphan, wandered the world, he is taken in by the least likely Olympian. Overtime, Percy became a ruthless warrior—the secret weapon of Olympus. Without knowing it, Percy sets a whole new prophecy in motion, rousing an ancient enemy; one that will require all of Olympus to destroy. How will history differ this time? Percy/?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 49,788 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 1,415 - Follows: 1,584 - Updated: 12/12/2015 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Percy J.
Jar of Sins by Acerola Orion reviews
AU. For some reason, Percy knew her name before she even said anything. "I am Annabeth Chase," she declared, "and this is the 746th time I've tried to stop this loop without success. So, for a change of pace, I'm declaring war with you, Percy Jackson." The struggle begins! What secrets about his life and the people around him will Percy discover when his ordinary life is destroyed?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,032 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 100 - Published: 12/6/2015 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Thalia G., Piper M.
I didn't sign up for this by erimies reviews
Time travel, the ultimate hoax to cheat in life and turn bad odds to your advantage. Or, it would be if Naruto had any idea what he was doing. Trying to save lives he holds dear, he somehow ended up as an international S-class criminal with a flee-on-sight order. Oops.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,185 - Reviews: 1365 - Favs: 7,068 - Follows: 8,050 - Updated: 12/5/2015 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
In Limbo by Nia River reviews
COMPLETE. When Voldemort came to, he realised he was completely stark naked … in the middle of King's Cross Station … which was illogically silent and empty save for himself and a grinning Harry Potter. This was just a bizarre dream, surely. (Gen, MoD!Harry, oneshot)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,141 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 1,194 - Follows: 466 - Published: 11/4/2015 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Revenge of the Wizard by Darth Marrs reviews
A Harry Potter cursed with immortality must not only survive the ravaging of Earth by monsters far more powerful than any humanity has encountered, but he must rise to save it, and in the process exact one wizard's revenge against the Galactic Empire.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 172,419 - Reviews: 4245 - Favs: 7,048 - Follows: 5,513 - Updated: 10/31/2015 - Published: 12/23/2014 - Complete
He's Not Dead Yet by Redbayly reviews
When Harry offered himself up to Voldemort, he discovered the people in the Ministry of Death are not happy with him at all. To make up for his years of blunders, Harry is sent back in time to correct everything that went wrong and to get some revenge. Harry/6 girls, Bashing of Dumbledore, Snape, and certain Weasleys. Written for humor only. Lots of cliches. Reviews welcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 34 - Words: 156,481 - Reviews: 2378 - Favs: 8,962 - Follows: 6,532 - Updated: 10/30/2015 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
I've Always Wanted to Use that Spell by White Squirrel reviews
One-shot. McGonagall finally got to awaken the statues in the Battle of Hogwarts, but she wanted to do it for a long time. Given all the times she missed her chance, it was no wonder she was so eager when the time came.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,844 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 208 - Published: 10/28/2015 - Minerva M. - Complete
From the Shadows by Hostiel reviews
Many prophecies had been spoken about the six year-old Harry Potter, but one fact was common in every foretold future: the boy would be great. Ra's al Ghul knew this, but he also knew that under his mentorship, the boy could grow to be the greatest. He would train him in the ways of mortal and magic alike, and the world wouldn't know what hit them until it was already too late.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,918 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 765 - Updated: 10/18/2015 - Published: 8/12/2015
Soul Chess by draconichero21 reviews
After the events of Zero Requiem Lelouch goes to Soul Society and aims to atone for his sins by becoming a Soul Reaper, but old habits die hard and the ex-prince soon finds himself in a live chess game attempting to save the after life from a mad man. No yaoi. This is a Shared Universe of Code Geass and Bleach so the canon facts that change or are inconsistent are because of this
Crossover - Bleach & Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 209 - Words: 1,784,804 - Reviews: 3922 - Favs: 1,649 - Follows: 1,053 - Updated: 10/14/2015 - Published: 4/30/2011 - S. Aizen, Lelouch L. - Complete
Nine Minutes by serpentguy reviews
During the final fight with Crocodile, Luffy makes a mistake and ends up dead. His heart stops beating for over nine minutes, before he is finally resuscitated. Who knew what a difference those nine minutes would make? Luffy/harem.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 376,948 - Reviews: 2754 - Favs: 3,743 - Follows: 3,388 - Updated: 10/13/2015 - Published: 6/7/2014 - Luffy, unknown 1
A Protector's Pride by NeoRyu777 reviews
What if Ichigo had handled his Inner Hollow problem like he had everything else thrown his way? Instead of running from it, he faced it head-on? Rated M for future graphic scenes.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 84 - Words: 573,294 - Reviews: 6116 - Favs: 8,367 - Follows: 6,295 - Updated: 9/24/2015 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Ichigo K. - Complete
The Perfect Jutsu by serpentguy reviews
The Shadow Clone Jutsu had always been incomplete. It was meant to be the most unstoppable technique, but it had never been perfected. At least, that was until Naruto Uzumaki accidentally did something that should have been impossible... Strong, unique Kekkei Genkai Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 71,266 - Reviews: 1170 - Favs: 3,130 - Follows: 3,625 - Updated: 9/21/2015 - Published: 12/7/2014 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Potential Realised by Iron Monkey Fist reviews
The old man survived the invasion and acknowledged Naruto's services to Konoha. How would the shinobi world cope with a Naruto who realises his full potential and becomes the splendid shinobi only few believed he could be?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 309,648 - Reviews: 3857 - Favs: 9,480 - Follows: 9,438 - Updated: 9/17/2015 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Naruto U.
Konoha's Yellow Flash Really Hates Paperwork by Sir Chris reviews
Namikaze Minato expected to be the Shinigami's dinner, not his judge of the dead. Now he must spend his days judging those that have died and file the paperwork when he is done. Maybe he should have stayed in the Shinigami's stomach after all. A humorous take on the life of a legend after his death, and what he finds as the years pass. Finished after nearly ten years!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 237,225 - Reviews: 2084 - Favs: 1,684 - Follows: 1,300 - Updated: 9/14/2015 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Zabuza M., Minato N., Madara U., Shinigami - Complete
An Anthology of Wizard Wheezes! by sprinter1988 reviews
A collection of funny jokes and stories, old and new, told with a Harry Potter twist. WARNING: entries may be bad, mad, rude, crude, insulting, amusing or hilarious, resulting in groans, grins, giggles or full blown laughter depending on your own tastes, though there should be something for most. Probably should not be read by those under 15. Read at your own peril! Short Oneshots!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,908 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 9/13/2015 - Published: 1/17/2014
To Define Treachery by en extase reviews
Blind faith is easily shaken. In the Chamber of Secrets, the Horcrux-shade of a Dark Lord regains physical form and Harry finds within himself something he was never meant to know: ambition.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,595 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 1,272 - Follows: 1,533 - Updated: 9/13/2015 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Fox In A Stormcoat by Omegon's Cipher reviews
After leaving his home world at a young age Naruto was found and raised by the Schola Progenium. After serving four years in the Guard under his mentor, Naruto is now saddled with the responsibility of his own regiment. Whether he wants it or not. AU.
Crossover - Warhammer & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,896 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 9/7/2015 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Naruto U.
Naruto And The New Game by Temairine reviews
Naruto dies in the forest of death. GAME OVER. Yes, his life is now a video game, the starting point a year before he graduates the academy. Originally intending to do everything the same, just better, random game mechanics ensure that he does everything differently instead. New team, new jounin-sensei and new missions, even a new role as The Gamer/The Protagonist; chaos awaits.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,981 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 775 - Updated: 9/6/2015 - Published: 8/30/2015
Shinobi no Kami by AlexDnD reviews
Hiruzen was considered the 'God of shinobi.' This story makes the assumption that the title was entirely justified. What happens when the Shinobi no Kami has a different response on the Hyūga abduction attempt? It is time to let slip the dogs of war.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,941 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 983 - Follows: 1,115 - Updated: 9/5/2015 - Published: 6/6/2015
Jackie Chan Adventures: The Child of Prophecy by NeoNazo356 reviews
Having been caught up in the spell meant to seal Bai Tza away forever, Jade finds herself lost in the Demon Netherworld. As she's makes her way toward Shendu's portal and freedom, she just so happens to come across one who has been there since long before the Demon Sorcerers were sealed; a now-jaded soul that may yet receive compensation for the hellish life he'd lead before.
Crossover - Jackie Chan Adventures & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,347 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 772 - Updated: 8/12/2015 - Published: 2/16/2012 - [Jade C., Naruto U.]
A Child Avenged by PandasWearGlasses reviews
Harry Potter is a good guy, really, but there are some lines that should never be crossed, and Nick Fury has just crossed them.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,360 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 8,045 - Follows: 3,295 - Published: 8/4/2015 - Harry P., Teddy L., Nick F. - Complete
Time Mixup: Time Snarl by Lucillia reviews
Sequel to Time Mixup. Jiraiya, Tenzo, Kakashi and Gaara have to teach a mentally twelve year-old Godaime Hokage Uzumaki Naruto how to be a Kage in order to preserve a fragile peace that could shatter at any sign of weakness while a forcibly time-shifted older Naruto, his prankster proteges Sasuke and Neji, and some buddies from Iwa get to wreak havoc on yet another timeline.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,890 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 7/29/2015 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya
Little Uzumaki by Lucillia reviews
After he and his team have an accident with the Fountain of Youth, the now two year-old Naruto somehow manages to save the day. Melting Gaara's heart with his cuteness and inspiring others to do good and to defeat Orochimaru and the Akatsuki along the way
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,964 - Reviews: 1627 - Favs: 4,639 - Follows: 4,265 - Updated: 7/25/2015 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Wand and Shield by Morta's Priest reviews
The world is breaking. War and technology push on the edge of the unbelievable as S.H.I.E.L.D. desperately tries to keep the peace. Soldier and scientist no longer hold the line alone, as an ancient fire burns alongside them. The last of all wizards.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 260,787 - Reviews: 7364 - Favs: 14,822 - Follows: 16,475 - Updated: 7/22/2015 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Harry P.
Naruto: The Gamer Files by MaxFic reviews
Naruto has always had video games to fall back on growing up while the rest of the village pretty much treated him like garbage. What happens when Naruto wakes up to find his life has become one of the video games he loves so much. Naruto/The Gamer crossover. All Chapters Revised.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 217,812 - Reviews: 5714 - Favs: 12,287 - Follows: 13,010 - Updated: 7/18/2015 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Naruto U.
The Lion's Pride by Silently Watches reviews
Rufus doesn't know why Harry Potter thinks him such a villain, but he certainly does not appreciate the churlish attitude. Canon scene from a different POV
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,206 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 87 - Published: 7/3/2015 - Harry P., Rufus S. - Complete
Naruto: Ouroboros by maneyan reviews
AU: In the toss of a coin destiny is changed. Instead of a demon's might the power of science is born. Read on as Naruto the scientist, son of Minato, apprentice of Orochimaru, brother to the Kyuubi's jinchuuruki live out his days. Now M-rated.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 312,620 - Reviews: 3077 - Favs: 4,907 - Follows: 3,779 - Updated: 6/23/2015 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Naruto U., Mei T. - Complete
Bric-à-brac by CycoMW reviews
A few short works. Tiny one-offs. Misc ideas. Bit and bobs. You get the idea. Humour/Light: 'Pranking the Sorting Hat', 'Potter Travels to the Forest Moon (parts 1 & 2)', and 'Harry Potter Narrated.' Humour/Dark: 'Confringo is Easier', 'Transfiguration Practice' and 'Oblivious'.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,395 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/21/2015 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Complete
Not Your Friendly Neighborhood Uzumaki by Dark Patrician reviews
In just about every Spiderman/Naruto crossover Naruto gains the powers of Spiderman or Venom somehow. This not one of those stories. What if Naruto got the powers of somebody else? Or more than one person?
Crossover - Spider-Man & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 76,226 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 6/17/2015 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Doc Ock/Dr. Octopus, Naruto U.
Cliff Notes for Ninjas by Kaori reviews
A series of Coulda Been Shinobi'sGuides. All of the stories that didn't meet my requirements for Guide status ended up here. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,590 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/14/2015 - Published: 9/1/2006
Losing Control by serpentguy reviews
There had been a time when Eren vowed to destroy all Titans, but then he had to fight Annie in Stohess District and, for the first time, he hesitated. He never knew it, but Annie hesitated too. What might have happened if they had both lost control just a bit more?
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,889 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 6/13/2015 - Published: 6/11/2015
Naruto of the Homunculus by Trace Carter reviews
Naruto finds a new power in the Forbidden scroll. How will the ninja world survive when Naruto has the powers of the Homunculus? now with Sky Rider as Beta Reader.
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,970 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 976 - Follows: 1,080 - Updated: 6/12/2015 - Published: 4/1/2013 - [Naruto U., Hinata H., Haku]
Deus Mortis by GallonsoftheStuff reviews
(Or - The Time Hel Got Told Off by Her Boss for Leading a Guy On and Indirectly Causing Mass Destruction Across the Universe.) If there was anything more boring than watching over the dead, it was doing paperwork on them. - Inspired by The Plot Bunny Whisperer's Deus Ex Machina. [COMPLETE]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,714 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 2,596 - Follows: 1,009 - Updated: 5/11/2015 - Published: 4/16/2015 - Harry P., Thanos - Complete
A Sale on Ramen by shadowtiger23 reviews
When Naruto learns of his heritage the night of the scroll, he decides to forge a new path. A path that will let the world know the name Naruto Uzumaki. With a new team, new sensei, and a created jutsu, the blonde shinobi will have all the support he needs.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 95,592 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 1,743 - Follows: 1,757 - Updated: 5/10/2015 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Naruto U., Ayame
A Freak, A Creep & A Psychopath by Legendary Legacy reviews
A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,196 - Reviews: 1584 - Favs: 4,512 - Follows: 3,834 - Updated: 5/4/2015 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Kakashi H., Team Seven
Harry Potter and the Something Something by Legendary Legacy reviews
Hey, wouldn't it be cool if someone took as many fanfic cliches as possible and stuffed them all into one story? No? Well, I went ahead and did it anyway. Multi-chapter Mockfic. This summary is actually a lot better than I originally thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,891 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 5/4/2015 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Harry P.
Steal My Thunder God by Nauro reviews
Naruto has always carried his father's legacy, in more ways than one. When an attempt to replicate the Fourth's greatest technique sends him to times long passed, he must take up that legacy, far more directly than he ever dreamed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 103,824 - Reviews: 1522 - Favs: 6,089 - Follows: 6,876 - Updated: 5/2/2015 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Naruto U.
Uzumaki X by Fan of Fanfics reviews
Naruto gets sent to the X-Men Evolution universe. Your basic chaos ensues. Harem is set as Naruto*Phoenix*Rogue*X-23/Laura. As always, no like, no read. As of Chapter 17, story has been bumped to M-rated.
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 57,258 - Reviews: 953 - Favs: 2,406 - Follows: 2,396 - Updated: 4/29/2015 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Naruto U.
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 15205 - Favs: 23,017 - Follows: 20,238 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Power of the European King Side Stories by ulfark reviews
Everything i don't have enough screen time for or consider too M to place in the main story. Ranging from fluff to dead ended plotlines that have no relevance to the main story anymore.
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,353 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/21/2015 - Published: 2/9/2015 - Lelouch L., C.C., Kaguya S.
Deus Initium by The Plot Bunny Whisperer reviews
(Or - The Time Death Shanghaied Harry into Becoming Death and Got Away With It.) If he had known one hundred and eight years ago the trouble picking up the Elder Wand would cause him, he would have left the damn thing where it was. Admittedly, the chair almost made it worth it. [Sorta prequel to Deus Ex Machina)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 282 - Published: 4/19/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
The King of the Green by Psudocode Samurai reviews
Challenge from NHunter. A normal day of playing for Naruto turns wrong when he falls into an ancient temple, one containing the last of an ancient material, and the remains of the Messiah. 'crystal' bloodline Naruto, darker Naruto, Kane as a 'big brother'. Harem fic.
Crossover - Command & Conquer & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,800 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 4/13/2015 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Kane, Naruto U., Guren, Pakura
My Friend Tom by CycoMW reviews
When Voldemort gave Harry that scar he gave him two other things; a part of his soul and a friend. The last remnant of Tom Riddle's humanity mentors Harry. (1st year complete, now on hiatus until inspiration for second year strikes)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 101,744 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 1,858 - Follows: 2,453 - Updated: 4/12/2015 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Zephyrs by DuckButtFangirl reviews
The Edo Tensei called people back from the dead. According to the laws of nature, that was a big no-no. Only the child of prophesy can restore the balance. The Shinigami is even willing to help, and he has just the idle souls for the job. Slight Time-Travel, if being sucked into the death God's stomach and spat back out years later counts.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,009 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 1,479 - Follows: 1,829 - Updated: 4/3/2015 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kushina U.
Harry Potter and the Power of Paranoia by arekay reviews
The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,719 - Reviews: 4307 - Favs: 9,104 - Follows: 6,945 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Cupboard Series 3: Potter Haven by Stargon1 reviews
After the disastrous events at King's Cross Station at the end of Harry and Hermione's second year, Harry's been expelled from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and is now on the run. Hunted by the Ministry of Magic and Albus Dumbledore alike, Harry must somehow learn to survive alone while at the same time continuing his magical education.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 105,820 - Reviews: 1335 - Favs: 2,320 - Follows: 1,511 - Updated: 3/25/2015 - Published: 12/6/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Game of Style and Brutality by BarneyXII reviews
From Hogwarts' historic pitch to the famous stadiums of Europe, Harry fights to earn his place amongst the all-time greats. The stakes are high, and sheer talent is never enough. It's more than just a game. A Quidditch story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 118,478 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 1,586 - Follows: 1,804 - Updated: 3/22/2015 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Harry P., Daphne G.
The Nightmare Man by Tiro reviews
In the depths of the Ministry, there is a cell for the world's most dangerous man… and he wants out. Read warnings. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 114,577 - Reviews: 1180 - Favs: 4,684 - Follows: 2,531 - Updated: 3/22/2015 - Published: 3/12/2014 - Harry P., Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
Technological Ninja Naruto Uzumaki by WraithRune reviews
One night, falling stars streaked across the sky. When Naruto accidently came into contact with one of the craters where the stars had fell, he found a device that contained all the knowledge of an advanced civilization. Technology, Mokuton Naruto.
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 123,925 - Reviews: 1865 - Favs: 5,219 - Follows: 5,172 - Updated: 3/19/2015 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Naruto U.
Always Read the Fine Print by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT. After being entered into the Tri-Wizard Tournament against his will, Harry does some independent research on what precisely "magically binding" means...and comes up with a very different approach to the competition. As they say, the pen is mightier than the sword...but is the quill mightier than the wand?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,463 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 4,267 - Follows: 1,445 - Published: 3/16/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35611 - Favs: 26,663 - Follows: 19,639 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Scars by Rorschach's Blot reviews
The sequel to my first story in the Scooby Doo fandom, Vietnam. Story can be found towards the bottom of my profile page.
Scooby Doo - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,679 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 266 - Published: 3/11/2015 - Shaggy, Scooby Doo - Complete
Harry Potter: WiB - Wizards in Black by Steelbadger reviews
Drabble Oneshot. A wry look into the everyday life of an Obliviator, draws from Men in Black (as you might expect).
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 105 - Published: 3/6/2015 - Harry P., Padma P. - Complete
The Power He Knows Not by Steelbadger reviews
A decade ago Harry Potter found himself in a beautiful and pristine land. After giving up hope of finding his friends he settled upon the wide plains below the mountains. Peaceful years pass before a Ranger brings an army to his door and he feels compelled once again to fight. Perhaps there is more to be found here than solitude alone. Harry/Éowyn.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 68,753 - Reviews: 979 - Favs: 5,501 - Follows: 2,847 - Updated: 2/27/2015 - Published: 2/6/2015 - [Harry P., Eowyn] - Complete
Harry Potter Goes On Holiday by Steelbadger reviews
Harry Potter never did have the best luck with holidays. How do you even begin to fight a creature the size of a large building? Harry Potter vs Trespasser.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pacific Rim - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,891 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 253 - Published: 2/11/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Feeling Hollow by Daricio reviews
Instead of visiting the Vaizard, Ichigo realizes that fighting and defeating his inner hollow isn't the only way to deal with his problem. Could the two possibly form an alliance? -All chapters revised! More details in first and last chapter.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 87,835 - Reviews: 1045 - Favs: 3,632 - Follows: 3,102 - Updated: 2/6/2015 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo - Complete
I'm Not Dark I'm Crazy by gredandforgerock reviews
AU - Harry defeats Voldemort in fifth year, so why is Dumbledore now dead set on sending him to Azkaban? The lies force him to take matters into his own hands. Now he's after revenge and it starts with the aurors trying to take him to the horrific prison. For some reason Snape is one of he few he doesn't kill. Time travel. No romance or pairs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,108 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 2/6/2015 - Published: 2/1/2015 - Complete
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1697 - Favs: 8,926 - Follows: 4,172 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Bleached thoughts by Writing bunny reviews
Drabbles. Exploring small ideas and plotholes. Various characters. Mostly funny. Ch.160: Promotions and paperwork
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 160 - Words: 94,152 - Reviews: 1095 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 2/2/2015 - Published: 8/17/2010
A Sorting Like No Other by Stargon1 reviews
The Sorting Hat (or Brian to his friends) has had enough of being told by Albus Too-Many-Names Dumbledore exactly how certain new students should be sorted. For once, he's going to take matters into his own, um, hands? The incoming class of 1991 isn't going to know what hit them. Get ready for a Sorting like no other! One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,845 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 2,169 - Follows: 728 - Published: 1/29/2015 - Sorting Hat - Complete
Armed Resistance by SixTwoSixFour reviews
Lelouch, long-lost prince, has been plotting his revenge on Britannia for years. But he's slowly realizing that his excuse for fighting has become more than just an excuse. Between his old anger and new purpose, which will he follow? AU, first person. [Dead]
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 41 - Words: 229,611 - Reviews: 845 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 1/26/2015 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Lelouch L.
The Birth of Evil by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,965 - Reviews: 970 - Favs: 7,232 - Follows: 2,096 - Updated: 1/26/2015 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
How Sasuke Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Mangekyo Sharingan by Ekusukallybaa reviews
The Mangekyo Sharingan reveals things to its users. Many, many things. Like the fact that the entire world is an illusion, and the only way to escape is to die. Sasuke just decides to speed this process along. (Collaboration with Ser Serendipity, Crackfic.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,539 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 1/23/2015 - Published: 11/1/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Obito U., Pain/Pein
The Hyuga's Hound by Solvdrage reviews
There are many possible paths of fate and on the day of the Hyuga Affair, Naruto will take a different path. No matter the path, Naruto Uzumaki is loyal to his precious people.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 137,498 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 1,697 - Follows: 1,872 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 12/9/2010 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Look Underneath the Underneath by LoliBat reviews
Humor, gen, possibly canon. What Kakashi really means by look underneath the underneath...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/14/2015 - Kakashi H., Team Seven - Complete
Time to Put Your Galleons Where Your Mouth Is by Tsume Yuki reviews
Harry had never been able to comprehend a sibling relationship before, but he always thought he'd be great at it. Until, as Master of Death, he's reborn one Turais Rigel Black, older brother to Sirius and Regulus. (Rebirth/time travel and Master of Death Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,303 - Reviews: 3140 - Favs: 20,547 - Follows: 7,948 - Updated: 1/14/2015 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Regulus B., Walburga B. - Complete
Time Turned Back by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Harry was sick of it all. So when he catches Draco in Snape's private stores, he decides that he isn't going to stand back and let Draco lie about it. During the fight, a rare and unusual herb is hit, and Harry gets splashed with the concoction...and wakes up in his parent's fourth year! Determined not to be used again, he befriends a younger Snape and changes his name.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,462 - Reviews: 1417 - Favs: 5,788 - Follows: 2,850 - Updated: 1/13/2015 - Published: 6/1/2014 - Harry P., Severus S., Marauders - Complete
Death's Avenger by mathiasgranger reviews
Being the Master of Death was not just a ceremonial title. Harry soon learns of his new responsibilities, and where he can do the most good.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 48,576 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 3,284 - Follows: 4,106 - Updated: 1/5/2015 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Harry P., Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B.
Harry Potter and the Boy Who Lived by The Santi reviews
Harry Potter loves, and is loved by, his parents, his godfather, and his brother. He isn’t mistreated, abused, or neglected. So why is he a Dark Wizard? NonBWL!Harry. Not your typical Harry’s brother is the Boy Who Lived story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 147,796 - Reviews: 4666 - Favs: 12,367 - Follows: 12,449 - Updated: 1/3/2015 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Harry P.
The Hatake Kakashi Home for Orphaned Children by kilmenow reviews
With a resigned sort of exasperation, Kakashi gives up all thoughts on leading a free, uncomplicated life immersing himself in the lovely world of Icha Icha, and figures that he might as well have set up an orphanage in his tiny two-room apartment.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,374 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 766 - Updated: 12/27/2014 - Published: 9/12/2014 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Tricksters and Gods by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Loki's in for it now. Odin has had enough and has banished him to Earth to relearn some lessons. Too bad he hadn't paid attention to where Loki ended up. Now Harry Potter, the Boy-Who-Lived, has to deal with memories that aren't his own while he gets his revenge on those who sought to use him as a weapon. Can Harry regain what he lost, or will his past self take control first?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 54,615 - Reviews: 1988 - Favs: 8,024 - Follows: 5,299 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 3/10/2014 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
The Hand Bites Back by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
The sequel to the extremely confusing and over the top "Biting the Hand That Feeds You!" More economics shenanigans! More giant magic robots! More romantic hijinks! And even more crack!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,474 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 790 - Updated: 12/18/2014 - Published: 11/27/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Pansy P.] Luna L.
Ninety-Nine Trope Subversions And A Deckchair Party by NothingPretentious reviews
Harry Potter and friends kick back and relax at the First Annual Post-Voldemort Party And Jamboree. What did Bill Weasley refer to as his "Rod of Wonder"? Where is Crabbe Castle? How did Voldemort get an army of steampunk ice giants? Who is Albus Baker? What does Hermione need the chloroform for? Why is Ginny a lich? Get ready for none of these questions, and more, to be answered.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,383 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/12/2014
Harry's Happy Cursing by White Angel of Auralon reviews
A mysterious illness spreads all over wizarding Britain. No healer knows the reason and they are helpless in finding a solution. Though once the truth about the origins of the sickness come out, people Change their tune quickly. Just a one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,805 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 2,366 - Follows: 684 - Published: 12/7/2014 - Harry P., Helga H. - Complete
The Cupboard Series 2: Hermione's Book Nook by Stargon1 reviews
Even bars on the window, locks on the door and a demented house-elf can't keep Harry away from his friends. The Ministry hearing, though, might be a different story. And then there's that letter from his dad ... A second year fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 107,620 - Reviews: 1188 - Favs: 2,387 - Follows: 1,323 - Updated: 12/6/2014 - Published: 8/28/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Naruto Counts to One Million by Rikkudo reviews
Come up with a worse idea. I dare you.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,864 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/25/2014 - Published: 4/18/2014 - Naruto U.
Five Alarm Death March by Becky Blue Eyes reviews
Because despite Tadashi being a good person, Hiro is his baby brother, his otouto, and grief can do savage things to the gentle mind. Dark AU, multiple character deaths, implicit gore. SPOILERS FROM BIG HERO 6
Big Hero 6 - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,749 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 11/9/2014 - Baymax, Hiro Hamada, Prof. Callaghan, Tadashi Hamada - Complete
Too Many Travellers by Inusitatus reviews
Harry letting himself get hit by Voldemort's killing curse had slightly different results in this particular AU!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,468 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 1,136 - Follows: 357 - Published: 11/11/2014 - Complete
Naruto: A Cliche Parody by NarutosBrat reviews
This is a parody of all the most cliche plotlines in fanfiction that I can fit in to this story. Rated M for consistency.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 173,031 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 11/10/2014 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Naruto U.
A Shotgun Full of Rock Salt by firefly reviews
After Itachi dies at the hands of his brother, he thinks he's finally free of his accursed existence. But when he's miraculously revived, he realises his hell is only just beginning. Welcome to the universe of ideals, where murder is only misconduct, death is just a pit stop, and the institution of marriage solves everything. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,791 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Temari, Team Seven
Naruto: Fractured Fate by 10000 Fists reviews
During his battle with Sasuke at the Valley of the End, Naruto passes away only to find that his life is a video game. Intelligent!Naruto, Sarcastic!Naruto. Rated M for violence, language, and some sensual content much later on.
Crossover - Fallout & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 94,018 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 2,437 - Follows: 2,744 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Naruto U.
Common Sense by DisobedienceWriter reviews
My odd ideas file. Little snippets that don't quite merit their own stories. Some funny; some less so.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 118,728 - Reviews: 1809 - Favs: 2,158 - Follows: 1,348 - Updated: 10/21/2014 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
New Wind Nation: Alliance by Kyogre reviews
AU. Hidden Sand genin Naruto has gained a good friend in Gaara, but now he and the entire village are facing a new crisis. It's a race to convince their leader to abandon his plans of an invasion, or they just might find themselves on the brink of a new war. (Sequel to New Wind Nation.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,805 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 1,297 - Follows: 965 - Updated: 10/17/2014 - Published: 8/1/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Gaara, Rasa - Complete
True Warriors Never Die by Kenchi618 reviews
With enough time anyone can call themselves a master of life, but no matter how much time goes by one cannot truly understand existence as a whole without first having experienced death. How will one blond handle his brush with it? - "Wait... what?"
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 388,985 - Reviews: 4332 - Favs: 7,364 - Follows: 6,393 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Naruto U.
The Melody of the Fox by Jetslinger reviews
Naruto is determined to bring Sasuke back to Konoha. However, someone he didn't expect wants to help. NarutoxTayuya.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 302,773 - Reviews: 4262 - Favs: 4,880 - Follows: 4,151 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Naruto U., Tayuya
The Biggest Toad in the Puddle by Tsume Yuki reviews
In which the Master of Death finds himself reborn and Jiraiya get's confirmation of what he's always known; he has no idea what to do with a kid. Good thing this one came self-sufficient. (MoD and reborn Harry) DISCONTINUED
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,034 - Reviews: 1126 - Favs: 7,014 - Follows: 8,070 - Updated: 10/14/2014 - Published: 9/5/2014 - Harry P., Jiraiya, Team Seven, Team Ten
Naruto: The Gamer Files Stats by MaxFic reviews
The running Stats, Gear, and other data for the Naruto: The Gamer Files story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,552 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 170 - Published: 10/13/2014
Do Over by Kyogre reviews
Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,823 - Reviews: 1587 - Favs: 11,624 - Follows: 5,299 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kyuubi/Kurama, Kushina U. - Complete
Kitsune: Son of Catwoman by BonesBoy15 reviews
AU Naruto is fourteen, homeless and starving on the streets of Gotham. He has no recloation of his past, and in his journey to find it, he is assisted by a unexpected feline foe of a certain Caped Crusader. Is his way right, or will he turn? N/SG/Art/BG. M for language. Cancelled.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 21 - Words: 87,747 - Reviews: 2008 - Favs: 3,729 - Follows: 3,182 - Updated: 9/22/2014 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Unforgivable Tournament by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT: Harry asks an obvious question during his first class with Professor Moody...and everything changes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 4,400 - Follows: 1,394 - Published: 9/21/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Go Through His Pockets and Look For Loose Change by Lucillia reviews
Naruto is a good ninja and a good person. Aside from his little corpse robbing habit that is.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 1,561 - Follows: 1,457 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Naruto U.
Uncharted by Lucillia reviews
Someone once told me that back during the Golden Age they handwaved Clark Kent's lack of Military service during WWII by having him being declared 4-F after he accidentally read the eye chart in the wrong room. What if the consequences of the misreading hadn't ended with the examination? What if Clark Kent had accidentally convinced someone who spread the word that he was "blind"?
Superman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,010 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 9/15/2014 - Published: 9/2/2014 - Lois L., Perry W., Clark K./Kal-El/Superman - Complete
The Save Button is Your Friend by Transcendent Oddity reviews
Living your life once is tough. Living it twice is a nightmare - but hey, at least this time someone turned on the help menu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 79,273 - Reviews: 1674 - Favs: 4,335 - Follows: 4,732 - Updated: 9/8/2014 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Naruto U.
On the Way to Greatness by mira mirth reviews
As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts—and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 232,797 - Reviews: 3908 - Favs: 11,334 - Follows: 12,499 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P.
The Cupboard Series 1: The Cupboard Under the Stairs by Stargon1 reviews
A mysterious green inked letter banished Harry from his cupboard. But does taking the boy out of the cupboard also mean that you've taken the cupboard out of the boy? A first year fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 51,345 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 3,089 - Follows: 1,420 - Updated: 8/28/2014 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Lt Sgt Shaggy's List of Things Not to Do by Half Baked Cat reviews
Lt. Sgt. Shaggy is part of the Scout Regiment. And like most scouts after being in the field a few times, he has developed a few eccentricities. Some of which he is no longer allowed to do.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/28/2014
Demon's Luck by Half Baked Cat reviews
Naruto stumbles across a weekly high stakes poker game. He walks away set to have a happy childhood. How will this affect his future career as a ninja?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,231 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 2,223 - Follows: 2,147 - Updated: 8/28/2014 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Naruto U.
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 1493 - Favs: 8,813 - Follows: 3,468 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
Weres Harry? by DobbyElfLord reviews
Dark curses don't play nice- not even with each other. When nine year-old Harry is bitten by a werewolf, the horcrux fights back. The result could only happen to Harry Potter. Canon-ish for the first three years of Hogwarts - AU from that point forward.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 152,524 - Reviews: 3974 - Favs: 9,736 - Follows: 10,389 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Harry P.
TriWizard Alternatives by Larry Huss reviews
The TriWizard Tournament was a year-long plot by Voldemort's minions. Something that long and complicated with so many parts all having to mesh perfectly had many occasions when something could have gone wrong. Especially as some of the actions of the false Moody required experimental spells, never before attempted. Some minor glitches could have brought disaster for the villains.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,409 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 100 - Published: 8/13/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Of Demonic Mutation by Stone Shield reviews
Naruto comes to the Marvel Universe as a result of a fubar in the extraction process by Akatsuki. Naruto and potentially multiple girls.
Crossover - X-Men & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,071 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 1,147 - Follows: 1,252 - Updated: 8/2/2014 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Naruto U.
New Wind Nation by Kyogre reviews
Complete. AU. Naruto is a new genin of the Hidden Sand Village. Unfortunately, no one except Naruto believes he'll last long – especially not when he volunteers to become Gaara's teammate.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,777 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 2,404 - Follows: 1,130 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Memories of Things To Be by Rikkudo reviews
There's nothing more disorienting than knowing things that haven't happened yet . . . by REMEMBERING them. In which Kakashi thinks he's going insane.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,699 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 6/28/2014 - Kakashi H., Rin, Minato N., Obito U.
Faery Heroes by Silently Watches reviews
Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor, some bashing included; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 245,545 - Reviews: 6449 - Favs: 12,607 - Follows: 8,485 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Amenaza by Alban55 reviews
After Naruto dies, he changes into a Hollow. This single death will change the lives and afterlives of many. And it's not exactly for the better.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 66 - Words: 399,441 - Reviews: 4011 - Favs: 4,370 - Follows: 3,287 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Fuin Kenkyu Shotai by outlawpoet reviews
Time Travel is harder than it looks. A desperate research programme (by the Fuin Kenkyu Shotai - Sealing Research Group) in a devastated Konoha results in the ability to send back a message, but it is received by an unexpected person. Crackfic-ish, no apologies.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,020 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Tenten, Tsunade S.
Rebuild of Nobody Dies One Point Zero by Gregg Landsman reviews
In the end, man grew proud. That which shouted I AM brought ruin. But man is not alone in its hubris. As the children of the White Egg descend upon the Fortress City, the game begins two years late. Destiny, what was to be, has become muddled and unreliable. And it is not only Man who can adapt.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 144,949 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 7/18/2014 - Published: 2/21/2013
Winry's New Automail Designs by iTorchic reviews
Winry has gotten ahold of some new designs for Edward's automail and they go from useful to epic to downright strange. Things are going to get crazier, that's for sure! Semi-crack. Similar to my story '333 Ways to Get Kicked out of HQ'. I hope you enjoy!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 6,015 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 7/16/2014 - Published: 5/9/2010
The False Apocalypse by Master Xeion reviews
A dimension hopping adventure where a man from a dying world is flung into the multiverse and finds purpose as it's protector on his journey back home. With powerful allies and stronger enemies, can there be any hope for saving his begotten home or the multiverse? The rewrite is now active.
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 41 - Words: 299,469 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 7/12/2014 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Complete
Harry Potter: The Avenger by kb0 reviews
Harry becomes disillusioned with his world after defeating Voldemort and decides to go traveling, ending up in another dimension that's similar but not quite the same as his original one. He makes friends with the Avengers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,538 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 3,677 - Follows: 2,226 - Updated: 7/11/2014 - Published: 6/22/2014 - Harry P., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
The Uzumaki Descendant by Iron Monkey Fist reviews
AU. In the aftermath of the Kyūbi attack, Sarutobi Hiruzen ponders his greatest dillema yet: the fate of one Uzumaki Naruto. Fortunately - or unfortunately, depending on how you look at it - another Uzumaki still lives. Will be epic in length.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 71,725 - Reviews: 811 - Favs: 1,951 - Follows: 2,057 - Updated: 7/11/2014 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Naruto U.
Biting the Hand That Feeds You by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
AU Start to Sixth Year. What do you do to stop a genocidal dark wizard? Try appeasement. If it sinks your entire economy, well... That just makes things more interesting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 120,263 - Reviews: 1057 - Favs: 1,709 - Follows: 1,326 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Pansy P. - Complete
Inquisitor Carrow and the Bureaucracy of Failure by littlewhitecat reviews
Now he has been officialy declared an adult Inquisitor Carrow can start to implement his plans, turning Ancient Terra in to the God-Emperor fearing world he knows it should be, and what better place to start than with the Wizarding World? Be afraid, be very afraid...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 143,355 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 1,627 - Follows: 1,011 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Ultimate Eye by Caboosetrain reviews
What if Danzo had gotten his paws on Naruto and experimented with him to make him the ultimate weapon that he wanted since Naruto's birth. Danzo had scientists discover how to make a philosopher stone from centuries ago from notes from a place called Amestris, wipe out the Uchiha Clan,and inject the stone into him creating a homunculus named Wrath. More Summary first chapter.
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,470 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 12/23/2013
Indomitable by ShaperV reviews
Naruto isn’t a moron. Jiraiya isn’t a clueless loser. The Kyuubi doesn’t intend to die. Three simple facts that will change the course of history. Eventual Naruto/Multi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,589 - Reviews: 1460 - Favs: 5,402 - Follows: 5,875 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Naruto U.
Lelouch of Britannia by Cal reflector reviews
History often hinges on a moment. What if young Lelouch avoided the fate of exile and remained with the royal family? All roles become reversed. The tale of Lelouch's quest for power and vengeance as the Black Prince of the Empire.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 138,685 - Reviews: 3122 - Favs: 4,870 - Follows: 4,317 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Lelouch L.
The Emperor is Dead, Long Live the Emperor by Lucillia reviews
Growing tired of his old apprentice and becoming a bit too impatient to wait for Luke to come to him since he isn't getting any younger, the Emperor decides to go looking elsewhere for an apprentice. Unfortunately for him, things don't quite go to plan.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 11/14/2012 - E. Palpatine
The Sharingan Fairy by Kyong Kybis reviews
Once upon a time, his mother told him the tale of the Sharingan fairy, who would gift the Uchiha with their doujutsu in times of great need. After he lost everything that fateful night, he has all but forgotten about her. But when his classmates show worrying signs of possessing the Sharingan, Sasuke has no choice but to figure out why the hell she has decided to visit all of them.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,624 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 6/14/2014 - Published: 5/30/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Danzō S.
Harry Crow by RobSt reviews
What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 106 - Words: 737,006 - Reviews: 28480 - Favs: 26,088 - Follows: 16,595 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Naruto: Game of the Year Edition by Majin Hentai X reviews
On Hiatus due to Real Life and I'm sorry so deeply sorry for the broken promise
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 208,515 - Reviews: 2769 - Favs: 5,412 - Follows: 5,402 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Naruto U.
Midnight Gold, The Rise Of The Forgotten Lord by InheritanceConfessor2011 reviews
The chronicles of the rise of Lord Harry James Potter and his battle to rebuild the Potter family to its former glory, while working to prove himself worthy of the Potter name and its ancient legacy. Neville is true B-W-L, Rated M for mature themes, No slash. . Chapter 43 reposted - ON HOLD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 44 - Words: 446,559 - Reviews: 2425 - Favs: 4,139 - Follows: 4,251 - Updated: 6/2/2014 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Harry P.
The King of Games by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Naruto fails to become a ninja and leaves Konoha for the world beyond the mists. He finds that things are ruled by the heart of the cards and he works to become the king of games. Naruto/Tea pairing. Naruto/Rin family Yu-Gi-Oh x-over.
Crossover - Yu-Gi-Oh & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 76,885 - Reviews: 2222 - Favs: 2,885 - Follows: 2,666 - Updated: 5/30/2014 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Anzu M./Tea G., Naruto U.
Public Safety by Yunaine reviews
Harry fails to draw his wand quicker than Dudley manages to punch him. Harry is kicked out of the house and travels to the magical world where he's confronted with the steady destruction of his reputation. The public should have realised Harry never stands idle when faced with injustice. - Set after fourth year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,746 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 3,788 - Follows: 1,162 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Leftovers by Viraqua reviews
Due to certain events, Kurenai finds herself the reluctant sensei of a student that makes her genjutsu look like infomercials. Thus is the story of Team 11. Rated MA because I'm evil...and possible lemons, drug references, harems, depravity, and everything else I can think of. No, Kurenai and Naruto don't get together.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 72,328 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 3,117 - Follows: 3,200 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Kurenai Y., Naruto U.
One Wizard Too Many by KUCrow1997 reviews
Harry gets picked for the Triwizard Tournament. He does not like this. Mayhem, destruction, and HHR. OOC Harry. M for violence and frequent profanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,117 - Reviews: 1915 - Favs: 5,380 - Follows: 6,269 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Devil Children by Lucillia reviews
When the surviving members of the Konoha 12 plus Sai wake up to find themselves in the past, and that their future would be there waiting for them when they got home, they decide to have some fun. If Past Konoha gets trashed in the process, well...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,949 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 1,468 - Follows: 1,438 - Updated: 5/22/2014 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H., Shikamaru N.
No Way In Hell by Lucillia reviews
After Kakashi inadvertently slips up, Sasuke and Sakura discover who Naruto's parents were. Sasuke refuses to believe that Naruto is the son of the Fourth Hokage despite all of the evidence he gathers that points to that fact.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,121 - Reviews: 1183 - Favs: 4,802 - Follows: 2,533 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto: Ninja Burger Chronicles by Kaori reviews
We've fused the worlds of Ninja Burger and Naruto together to form a positively wacky Naruto parody! Naruto, orphaned at a young age due to drunken idiocy and now company property, dreams of becoming Franchise Manager! What wacky hi jinks will ensue? You WILL taste the Ninja Burger difference...or else!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 66,486 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Team Seven - Complete
Vigilance! by Kwizzic reviews
After the events at Godric's Hollow, Albus Dumbledore resigns as Headmaster. His successor? Mad-Eye Moody.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,047 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 2/26/2014 - Harry P., Alastor M.
The Return of the Fullmetal Alchemist by Celestia Craven reviews
When giving his brother Alphonse his body back, Ed made a deal. He would be doomed to live a cursed life again. When Naruto is given "fairytale" books that his parents wanted to have passed down to him, he slowly learns of Alchemy, and his eyes fade from blue to gold.
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,432 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 866 - Updated: 5/4/2014 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Edward E.
Harry From Another World by sprinter1988 reviews
When things go wrong in one world, wizards seek help from another. Unfortunately what you want and what you get can sometimes be entirely different things. A tale featuring Harry, Hermione, Luna, Susan, Neville and a whole host of others. Loosely inspired by "The Meaning of Fear" by Rorschach's Blot. Rating for highly probable violence, and likely bad language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,548 - Reviews: 1444 - Favs: 3,996 - Follows: 4,982 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B., Lavender B.
Weary Wizard by Yunaine reviews
When a few inappropriate questions derail the meeting at the Hog's Head, Harry lets the situation play out. Eventually, he refuses to commit his free time to teach a bunch of easily distracted fools. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,450 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 9,014 - Follows: 2,524 - Published: 4/26/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Who is Dudley Dursley? by CycoMW reviews
Harry Potter disappeared well before he ever was meant to go to Hogwarts and Dudley was the one that got the letter from Hogwarts. Dudley has a big secret, he's not who everyone thinks he is. Mostly a narrative after Dudley arrives at Hogwarts. All six chapters now posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,924 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 4/25/2014 - Published: 4/20/2014 - Complete
Swapping The Cage by Rathanel reviews
Konoha wakes up one morning to find that the Naruto they knew is gone. But the replacement claims he's Naruto too, and they can't be that different... right?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 157,409 - Reviews: 1177 - Favs: 2,467 - Follows: 2,381 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Kyuubi/Kurama
Angels of the Apocalypse by 666 Black Panther reviews
Naruto wins at the Valley of the End but is ran out of town where his life changes when he stumbles into a cave. Naruto/AVP Xover. M for violence and gore. Naruto/Harem Tenten, Hinata, Sakura & Ino
Crossover - Aliens/Predator & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 102,993 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 2,342 - Follows: 2,081 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Naruto U.
444 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do in Amestris by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
There are lots of things you shouldn't do if you want to survive in Amestris...too bad our favorite characters are going to do it all anyway. The country can use all the chaos it can get! How many headaches can one group of people cause? Let's find out!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 37,896 - Reviews: 1315 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 4/9/2014 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Edward E., Roy M., Alphonse E., Riza H.
Wait, What? by Publicola reviews
Points of divergence in the Harry Potter universe. Those moments where someone really ought to have taken a step back and asked, "Wait, what?" An ongoing collection of one-shots. Episode 16: Why I Like You.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,551 - Reviews: 1355 - Favs: 1,935 - Follows: 1,798 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D.
Making Uzumaki by PsyckoSama reviews
Naruto's always had big dreams, but unbeknownst to him he's heir to a legacy that dwarfs all of them. Sometimes all it takes is the beat of a butterfly's wings to put you on the path to greatness. With some luck, some help, and a whole lot of hard work, Naruto is going to make the name Uzumaki something to be respected once more. Naru/Haku, probably multi later on.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,343 - Reviews: 843 - Favs: 3,079 - Follows: 3,275 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Naruto U., Haku
Overheard Conversation by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry overhears a conversation between two of his teachers early into the first year at Hogwarts. What he hears makes him ponder about how he's going about his school work. He decides to take action and make his parents proud of his performance. Just how will that little change influence the events taking place at the school?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,027 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 3,673 - Follows: 1,679 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
The Laughing Fox by Lord Dragon Claw reviews
What if Naruto were to be raised by the Joker? Such an idea is so wrong, and yet so right. Not to be taken too seriously.
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,908 - Reviews: 1565 - Favs: 3,491 - Follows: 2,974 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Naruto U., Joker
Clarity on a Monday Night by LoliBat reviews
Thunk- yet another photograph to be pinned to the corkboard. Harry James Potter, immortal assassin at the back and call of the gods, was bored, for a lack of better word. "Who do you need offed this time?" he asked. Green eyes glanced at the image before him, already wondering if his corkboard had any room left for its soon to be newest addition.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,156 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 218 - Published: 3/18/2014 - Harry P., Light Y., L - Complete
To Shape and Change by Blueowl reviews
AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,332 - Reviews: 10081 - Favs: 23,708 - Follows: 13,715 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
There is no try by CycoMW reviews
Harry Potter gets interested in Star Wars and after a small piece of accidental magic starts to believe he is force sensitive and his magic powers develop accordingly. Deviates from canon quickly and without apology. Multi-year story. First year is posted. Second year, and Luna's first appearance, will follow when it's finished. Currently only Star Wars fiction influenced.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,841 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 1,674 - Follows: 2,027 - Updated: 3/13/2014 - Published: 3/4/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Neville L.
Naruto Shippuuden: Botsuraku by MaxFic reviews
Sequel to Naruto: Shinobi Institute of Performance Analysis. Botsuraku... Downfall... The Villages have a purpose now, joined together by Akatsuki's war game can they come together and do what's necessary. One year to prepare and then open season begins. The question remains, who's downfall will come first.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,127 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 3,192 - Follows: 3,965 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 1/23/2014 - Naruto U., Karin U., Fū
Improbable History by Clell65619 reviews
When Harry is six and a half, he meets a pair of strangers on the street. One is leaving for his own life, and the other is looking to start over. Harry volunteers to help and discovers a world of adventure such as he never dreamed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,812 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 282 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Complete
The Everlasting Sins by Mon Esprit Libre reviews
A sin lasts forever, even if other things do not. Naruto's debilitating disease doesn't, nor does his hatred. His past, however, forever continues to follow him. Smart, powerful Naruto. Rewritten in collaboration with The Sin of Justice, the original author. Side-NaruHina in extremely late chapters. Rated T. Currently on a somewhat-not-really-I-don't-know hiatus, but not abandoned.
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 83,388 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 2/18/2014 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Naruto U., Edward E.
The Leaf's Naruto by Morta's Priest reviews
There's something to be said for keeping the past as it was - makes it predictable, malleable. Naruto never bought those arguments. He's always been the one to power through adversity rather than wait it out, so why would now be any different? He'll do what has to be done, even if he steps on a few butterflies along the way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 188,736 - Reviews: 3205 - Favs: 8,085 - Follows: 8,722 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Naruto U.
The Spring of the Plague by Zenthisoror reviews
When Konoha ninja return from investigating one of Orochimaru's laboratories, they bring back a devastating strain of chakra bacterium - Kimimaro's sickness developed into a bioweapon. As Naruto and his surviving friends struggle to live in Plague-stricken Konoha, Madara plots, an anti-ninja cult demands repentance, and, in the midst of it all, Sasuke seeks a perfect revenge.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 137,394 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Madara U., Neji H. - Complete
Genius and Insanity by Ekusukallybaa reviews
Tales in the life of an Itachi who had the distinct misfortune of being placed on a time-traveling Naruto's genin team. Nonmassacre, Flashfic.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,050 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 1/31/2014 - Published: 1/28/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Mikoto U.
To Win by Losing Points by brainthief reviews
A genuine offer accidentally turns less than innocent. It leads to the halls of Hogwarts hosting a cat and mouse game. Desperate, Harry introduces a third type of animal. Because some snakes are predictable.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,706 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 127 - Published: 1/26/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Bullet Train by Flippant Wisdom reviews
The war is over, and Naruto has found the way to peace, but no one is left to enjoy it. Including himself. Dying and unable to give up, Naruto does the only thing he can: give the last living member of Team 7 a second chance. Whether Kakashi wants it or not. [Time Travel Fic ]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 40,322 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 1,760 - Follows: 2,041 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Kakashi H., Obito U.
Playmate by Yunaine reviews
Gabrielle Delacour makes a spontaneous decision that changes her entire life. Unfortunately, the consequences are permanent. - Set during and after fourth year
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,683 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 1,382 - Follows: 480 - Published: 1/16/2014 - Gabrielle D. - Complete
40k: ToyHammer by Rogue Vector reviews
In the near future of the 21st century, there is only boredom for Michael. Until the finest of the 41st Millennium start appearing in his living room. While shrunk down to miniature scale. With functional weapons. And they are really, really pissed off...
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 179,721 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 1,463 - Follows: 1,311 - Updated: 1/14/2014 - Published: 10/29/2009
Honestly, Harry! by AvalonianDream reviews
Harry and Hermione exploit various aspects of magic as defined in fanfiction to achieve tremendous succes in stupidly easy ways.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,804 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 1,629 - Follows: 1,323 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 12/5/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Diabolic by Yunaine reviews
Harry and Albus end up at the outskirts of Tristram where they overhear three unlikely heroes arguing. When Harry joins one of them into the depths of the monastery, he experiences more than he bargained for. - Set at the end of fifth year; Harry/Rogue
Crossover - Harry Potter & Diablo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,713 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 158 - Published: 1/11/2014 - [Harry P., Rogue] - Complete
Naruto: The New Keyblade Master by Dragon and Sword Master reviews
Sora feels a great darkness through his bones, but knows that he cannot be able to stop it. Therefore, the great Keyblade Master of the Light finds an apprentice: Naruto. Taken from Bill Alain with permission. Naruto/Yugito/Sakura. Good Kyuubi.
Crossover - Naruto & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,337 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/11/2014 - Published: 8/6/2009
How to Win Friends, Influence People by sparrowette reviews
And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,776 - Reviews: 1565 - Favs: 6,515 - Follows: 3,720 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Order of Arrival by Ekusukallybaa reviews
Sasuke arrives before Jiraiya at the small hotel in Tanzaku-Gai, where his brother and Kisame confront Naruto, and Itachi makes a decision with horrifying, long-lasting consequences. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 126 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Harry Potter: Game of the Year Edition by Flux Casey reviews
Harry Potter dies in the graveyard of Little Hangleton. GAME OVER. Start new game? Concept borrowed from Majin Hentai X and Chibi-Reaper. ABANDONED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,205 - Reviews: 1511 - Favs: 4,229 - Follows: 5,213 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Time MixUp by Lucillia reviews
Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,082 - Reviews: 2362 - Favs: 5,101 - Follows: 3,751 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Yamato - Complete
Jedi Knight Naruto by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Revan and Naruto, immortal beings return to the Republic as it heads towards war once again. what events will these two alter? FemRevan/Naruto, Obi-wan/Padme
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 47 - Words: 100,454 - Reviews: 2023 - Favs: 3,665 - Follows: 2,702 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Obi-Wan K., Finn, Naruto U. - Complete
Transposition by Lucillia reviews
He has wings and scales and breathes fire. He's three feet tall and has hairy feet. They fight crime!
Crossover - Hobbit & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 79 - Published: 12/13/2013 - Bilbo B., Smaug, Sherlock H., John W.
30 Ways to Ask by JoanyChan reviews
Because when the girl you fall for is Kushina Uzumaki, you better have Plans A-Z prepared...and since an entire alphabet's worth of plans won't be enough, you better double those letters while you're at it. AU. MinaKushi & side pairings. M for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,224 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Minato N., Kushina U.
Summoning the Shinigami by Writing bunny reviews
The Shiki Fuujin. A forbidden technique created to summon the Shinigami. But which one? A series of independent oneshots.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 19,915 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 952 - Follows: 764 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Minato N., K. Zaraki
Goal-Oriented by Emerald Ashes reviews
After defeating his evil older brother, Sasuke decides to return to Konoha and rebuild his clan...Why is everyone being so difficult about this? In which Sasuke completely missed the plot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,837 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 1,342 - Follows: 506 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Dark Lord Syndicate by Yunaine reviews
Taking over the world is a career like any other. He could live with the bad hours, the lousy pay, the non-existent healthcare, the incompetent colleagues, and every other hurdle that came along. If only his boss didn't thwart his every attempt ... - Set at the very beginning; Parody
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 223 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
It's About Time by Yunaine reviews
Harry decides he needs more time for his training. - Set at the start of sixth year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 192 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Squad 7 and their Accidental Instructor by OTT-False reviews
Adopted with permission from Rorschach's Blot. Naruto sets out to retrieve his team's wayward sensei and comes back with...her?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,414 - Reviews: 857 - Favs: 3,488 - Follows: 3,377 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Team Seven, Anko M.
Fruit Ninja by Clell65619 reviews
A Potterized classic Python Sketch
Crossover - Harry Potter & Monty Python - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 94 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Give It Your Best Shot by Zenathea reviews
Some men were born average and went on to live an average life. He was not, had never been, and would never be one of those men. With his ancestry, it was hardly a surprise. Facing off against enemies old and new, very few things could come more naturally to him. No Slash. AU. Dimension Travel with a dash of Time Travel. Darker themes: war, politics, questionable morality, and etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 135,039 - Reviews: 1181 - Favs: 2,992 - Follows: 3,516 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 5/3/2012 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] Harry P., Sirius B.
Little things by Prince Mikhail reviews
From Rokudaime Hokage to the Second coming of the Snake Sannin, from Kumo's Thunder God to the Water Demon of Uzushiogakure, the being known as The Eternal Sage has journeyed across an infinite number of realities and played an infinite number of roles. Now, he takes the place of Uzumaki Naruto and shakes the very heavens themselves. Note: this is not a serious fic...Godlike Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 88,905 - Reviews: 774 - Favs: 3,124 - Follows: 2,863 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Naruto U.
Thinking in Little Green Boxes by Diresquirrel reviews
A certain young wizard ends up at 4 Privy Drive instead of 4 Privet Drive. He is raised with loving care by a cuddly Merc with a Mouth. WARNING: now with 19.96% more Death Eaters and a Rodent of Death.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 103,699 - Reviews: 967 - Favs: 2,841 - Follows: 2,228 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Harry P.
The Youngest Avenger by BonesBoy15 reviews
Post-Avengers/Sai&Sasuke arc: Naruto's encounter with Orochimaru and Kabuto came to a quick and sudden end when he was plucked from his universe and sent to another. Who are these strange people, and why do they care so much?
Crossover - Naruto & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,821 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 1,933 - Follows: 2,060 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Naruto U.
Three Word Reply by Lucillia reviews
Harry notices a slight oddity when it comes to previous Death Eater targets and learns why that is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 118 - Published: 11/8/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D. - Complete
Surprise! It's an Adult! by I. H. Scribe reviews
"You do know how babies are made right?" "Of course I do, but what does that have to do with-" "All the ways?" "There's more than one?" "Oh. My. God," Harry said, banging his head against the cabinet above the stove. "Sit down, Gramps. We have a lot to talk about." There's a surprise waiting for Steve at Stark Tower.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,174 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 4,098 - Follows: 1,284 - Published: 11/5/2013 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Weapons of Mass Destruction by Allora Gale reviews
Eight years after the beginning of the invasion, Japan is still steadfastly at war with its Britannian invaders thanks to the skilful leadership of Genbu Kururugi and the skills of a pair of boys with the potential to turn the war around.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 99,892 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 1,332 - Follows: 1,434 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Lelouch L.
Itachis Diary of Doom by xXxTriggerxXx reviews
Itachi takes the time to reflect in the 'privacy' of his diary. After all, living in the Akatsuki base with a bunch of hyper active, bored criminals has got to be funny enough to write down for future reference. Due to complaints, I am obliged to warn people not to read later chapters during class.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 71,974 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 10/28/2013 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
Quoth the Raven, Nevermore by GenkaiFan reviews
The Tower of London has a dark and bloody past both in the muggle and wizarding worlds. Besides being a prison, it also served as a sanctuary in times past, what if it became one yet again? -AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 114,515 - Reviews: 5029 - Favs: 6,709 - Follows: 4,292 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Motivation by Durandall reviews
Kakashi made a mistake. Shikamaru is smart. Shino is skilled. Naruto is strong. Maybe something amazing could happen, with the right ... motivation.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 136,375 - Reviews: 1051 - Favs: 4,043 - Follows: 3,922 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 2/18/2011
Harry Potter and the Trouble With Sorting Hats by Durandall reviews
A mild send-up on a popular genre of Harry Potter fanfiction. As much as I enjoy them, some practical considerations come to mind. Inevitably, Harry has one specific ally in all those fics ... but what if that entity took a different view on things?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 1,066 - Follows: 346 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Harry P., Sorting Hat - Complete
Naruto: Ramen Days by Rathanel reviews
After dying at the end of the Sand-Sound Invasion, Naruto finds that his life is governed by a strange set of rules that he is still trying to figure out. VideoGame!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 122,571 - Reviews: 2033 - Favs: 5,259 - Follows: 5,480 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Naruto U.
Clone Story by DehNutCase reviews
Takes the perspective of one of the clones summoned on the night of the Forbidden Scroll Heist, who decides to stick around. Likely to stick quite close to cannon plot-wise. (Setting is 'slightly' AU) Rated M because people die when they are killed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 98,285 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 10/18/2013 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Naruto U., Naruko U.
Fox's Family by Saphroneth reviews
Sonic finally, finally realizes that he doesn't have much idea where his oldest friend actually came from. Tails has the answer, but it involves their perennial enemy, Dr. Robotnik...
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,613 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Tails, Dr. Robotnik/Dr. Eggman - Complete
Baby's Day Out by Lucillia reviews
Due to a moment of inattentiveness on his first C-Rank, Uchiha Itachi aged 7 loses the very individual he should be watching. Hopefully he can get his pint-sized diaper-clad charge back before anyone realizes that he's missing...Meanwhile, Uzumaki Naruto aged 2 is having the time of his life as he explores the world around him and makes friends with the Konoha wildlife.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,466 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
The Burdened Deathcake by Naruto6023 reviews
What would've happened if it was Naruto instead of Ichigo? What if it was Rangiku instead of Rukia on that night? What if it was Konoha instead of Karakura town? How GREAT/ DISASTROUS the consequences would be? NaruHarem.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 191,359 - Reviews: 1438 - Favs: 2,573 - Follows: 2,258 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Naruto U., Ayame, R. Matsumoto
Harry Potter and the Wrath of Jashin by MegaKiraraLover reviews
After his defeat, Hidan is confident Jashin will come rescue him and make the world a better place. Too bad no one would have believed him if he were to tell. More importantly...too bad he's right. Not!Romance!Centered Super!Godlike(literally)!Harry!is!Jashin HAITUS
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 86,029 - Reviews: 1615 - Favs: 3,609 - Follows: 3,823 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Harry P., Hidan, Jashin
Delenda Est by Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is a prisoner, and Bellatrix has fallen from grace. The accidental activation of Bella's treasured heirloom results in another chance for Harry. It also gives him the opportunity to make the acquaintance of the young and enigmatic Bellatrix Black as they change the course of history.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 392,449 - Reviews: 7792 - Favs: 15,601 - Follows: 9,545 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
19th September by sprinter1988 reviews
It's Hermione's Birthday. See how she celebrates it. One shot, NOT FOR RON FANS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,307 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 209 - Published: 9/19/2013 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Temporal Beacon by willyolioleo reviews
At the end of 3rd year, Hermione asks Harry for some help with starting an interesting project. If a dark lord's got a 50-year head start on you, maybe what you need is a little more time to even the playing field. AU, Timetravel, HHr, mild Ron bashing. Minimizing new powers, just making good use of existing ones.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 428,826 - Reviews: 5634 - Favs: 6,348 - Follows: 6,872 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
When All the Stars Are Calling by GenkaiFan reviews
A series of lectures on ancient languages puts Garion Williams, aka Harry Potter, into a position to right an ancient wrong when Garion befriends Daniel Jackson. Non-slash! Friendship DJ/HP.
Crossover - Labyrinth & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,549 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 1/25/2013 - D. Jackson - Complete
A Blond and a Redhead Walk Into a Chunin Exam by Lucillia reviews
In which Karin was still a Genin of Kusagakure when she ran into Naruto during the Exams and accidentally derails Orochimaru's plans. Also in which Naruto is forced to fend off Karin's attempts at restoring the Uzumaki Clan. Naturally, all of this is complicated by the events and people surrounding them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,950 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 1,842 - Follows: 2,010 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Naruto U., Karin U.
Travel Secrets: First by E4mj reviews
Harry Potter is living an unhappy life at age 27. He is forced to go on an Auror raid, when the people he saves are not who he thinks. With one last thing in his life broken, he follows through on a plan for Time-travel, back to his past self. Things were not as they once seemed. Slytherin!Harry. Dumbledore and order bashing. No pairing YET. Book one. (The world belongs to Jo!)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,973 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 5,887 - Follows: 2,387 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
The Loudest Silence by DuckButtFangirl reviews
With Konoha on the edge of war, Naruto was sent to aid an ally in a different fight, and went missing in battle. His friends are sent to find him, but what they didn't expect was to find him deaf, mute, and silent as the grave. Whoever the fool was who said "silence is golden" was sorely mistaken. STRONG Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,333 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Naruto U.
Teach Your Children Well by AvocadoLove reviews
After Madara final attack on the village, Rokudaime Kakashi uncovers a time-travel scroll. Now he's Team Seven's sensei again. And this time, he's going to do things differently. A time travel fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,849 - Reviews: 3602 - Favs: 6,676 - Follows: 5,175 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Dimension Hopping, World Saving, and Other Adventures by reyriot reviews
It was a perfectly ordinary day for Bruce Banner until a guy appeared from nowhere, fell off a cliff, and died. Except he didn't STAY dead. And so began the adventures of Harry Potter and Bruce Banner. Harry Potter/Bruce Banner epic friendship for the ages, no slash, Master of Death!Harry, starts out pre-Avengers, but we'll get there. Title may be and probably should be changed.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,059 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 1,098 - Follows: 1,700 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Hulk/Bruce B.
The Sealed Kunai by Kenchi618 reviews
What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 670,128 - Reviews: 11351 - Favs: 15,913 - Follows: 10,672 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
He Who Must Not Be Named In Front of Sherlock by Lucillia reviews
Call him a freak, and he'll just brush it off. Mention a certain name or look like you're going to mention that name in front of him however...
Crossover - Star Trek: 2009 & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 42 - Published: 8/20/2013 - John Harrison/Khan, Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Harry Potter: Hero of the Wizarding World? by JK Pratchett reviews
An aged Harry reveals the scandalous truth about his youthful exploits. Read how a lying, womanising coward became the hero of the magical world. Rated M for language and sexual content. Title changed to comply with website's guidelines.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 66,935 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010
Decidedly Different Dursleys by CycoMW reviews
A short where Vernon changes rather dramatically one year before Harry turns up on his doorstep. Vernon's actions during Harry's early years and his first two years at Hogwarts covered in brief.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,964 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 99 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Harry P., Vernon D. - Complete
World's End Rhapsody by slexenskee reviews
Perhaps time travel isn't what it's all that cracked up to be. OR: Naruto inadvertently trains his younger self for the Chunin exam, and therein learns a lot more about himself than he ever really wanted to. CAS sequel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,960 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 1,402 - Follows: 1,797 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Naruto U.
The Empty Cage by Rathanel reviews
AU. Desperate and rushed, Minato Namikaze is forced to rely on the Death God's seal, a seal he doesn't fully understand, and his son pays the price with his life. So who is the blond-haired kid running around Konoha? M for language and violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 58 - Words: 373,732 - Reviews: 1943 - Favs: 3,048 - Follows: 2,695 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Kyuubi/Kurama
Of Vampires and Foxes by Jasticus reviews
Very little is known of the Shinso, even by those who act as their guardians while they sleep. It hasn't been that long since the last time Naruto was awoken to solve a crisis. This time, however, the impact of his awakening reverberates throughout all of creation, and there is nothing he can do to stop it. Naruto x Moka x Kokoa main. 'Guilty Pleasure' type fic.
Crossover - Naruto & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,827 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 1,005 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Naruto U., Moka A., Kokoa S.
Devolution by What-Ansketil-Did-Next reviews
Tamper with the deepest mysteries – the source of life, the essence of self – only if prepared for consequences of the most extreme and dangerous kind. It appears that one or more of Lord Voldemort's experiments have worked. A disturbing one-shot. No pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,280 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Little wooden men by Writing bunny reviews
Naruto gets adopted at an early age. How far can he get with somebody actually supporting him? And how will he influence the Elemental nations? Rating for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 63 - Words: 335,255 - Reviews: 1167 - Favs: 2,253 - Follows: 2,157 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Naruto U., Hana I., Yamato
Code Geass: The Game of Kings by Lord Bear reviews
The lines between player and piece have become blurred with the scars of sacrifice; the world destined to descend into even greater chaos as two enemies return to the board to rearrange their pieces. Sometimes, nobody knows who the enemy King truly is.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 112,198 - Reviews: 1002 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 729 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Lelouch L., Kallen S.
He came for a Shave by WhiteRusskie reviews
These are the last moments of Jack the Ripper
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Complete
The Two From Class B by Lucillia reviews
Despite the fact that Hyuuga Hiashi and Hyuuga Hizashi were probably on one of the most renown teams in Konoha history, learning under Jiraiya of the Sannin alongside Namikaze Minato himself, they were never going to say a single word about it. As far as they were concerned, they'd never been Genin, and anyone who said otherwise was lying.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,276 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Jiraiya, Minato N., Hiashi H., Hizashi H.
Handler of the Jinchuuriki by Writing bunny reviews
Most Hidden Villages have a person assigned to take care of their jinchuuriki. Konoha doesn't. Why? Maybe there's a reason.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,108 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 1,046 - Follows: 826 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S.
Once More with Feeling by Crazy-88 reviews
Third Impact AU. Shinji Ikari survives Third Impact only to find out that the end of everything is just the beginning...
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 277,351 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 2,104 - Follows: 1,939 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 8/20/2007
Knowledge is Useful, But Power is Power by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry and Hermione are gifted a handwritten book at the beginning of Fourth Year. A book that reveals horrible truths about the world they live in. Prepare for a tougher Harry and a battle focused on the Ministry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 93,462 - Reviews: 1474 - Favs: 4,571 - Follows: 3,085 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Complete
Send in the Clones by Lucillia reviews
Thanks to a variant of the Gemino Curse, Harry Potter is sorted into Slytherin. He's also sorted into Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, and Hufflepuff as well.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,098 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 990 - Follows: 1,029 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Harry P.
Dedicated Crew by Kereea reviews
What happened between Kirk waking up in the hospital and the ceremony at the end of Into Darkness. Minor spoilers. Also, how the K/S/U started in my headcanon.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,705 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/27/2013 - J. Kirk, N. Uhura, L. McCoy/Bones, Spock - Complete
Dragonlord's Brain Dump by Lord Dragon Claw reviews
This is what happens when my muse devours a plotbunny, then spits it back out. Misc. half chapters, one-shots, and random mental leakage. Also, abandoned fics are archived in here.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 126,867 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 6/25/2009
Why Earth? by Lucillia reviews
There has to be a good reason for why just about every hostile force in the universe has come gunning for a certain small blue planet in the middle of nowhere and its inhabitants, right?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/22/2013 - The Master, 10th Doctor, Rassilon - Complete
Dead Last by Nauro reviews
It's a simple day in Konoha, and a recent Academy graduate, Uzumaki Naruto is happy to sow chaos around himself. However, underneath that happy charade, there are certain secrets that will see the light of the day - it's only a matter of time.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,050 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Naruto U. - Complete
Waiting for Ginger by Lucillia reviews
There was a reason the Doctor tended to be disappointed when he discovered that he wasn't a ginger after he regenerated. The Doctor didn't just want to be a ginger, he was waiting for something special that would happen when he was one.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/30/2013 - 8th Doctor - Complete
A Cunning Slytherin by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Daphne Greengrass enacts a cunning plan to deal with her housemates' silly objections to her decision to date Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,356 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 2,974 - Follows: 1,234 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Daphne G., Harry P. - Complete
Life Sucks and then you die by Iorek Byrnison reviews
As it was, even if wizards were generally more accepting of the unexplainable, no wizard would accept a 600ish year old Harry Potter without the inclusion of the Philosopher's stone, so he faded into the background, concealing his appearance. Until the day a robot crashed through the ceiling of Potter manor. The magically enforced stone ceiling. Ouch. AU fic, Beware of wormholes.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,124 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 2,534 - Follows: 3,547 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
Second Division Prohibitions by elvenarchress reviews
Crack!Fic The Whitebeard Pirates draw up a list of 150 things their beloved fire-using younger brother is forbidden from doing…He finds a lot more to do!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,267 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 1,214 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Ace - Complete
Hogyoku ex Machina by Mac Ceallach reviews
In the final battle with Aizen a different choice is made, and now Ichigo and his greatest enemy have gone back to the beginning. His best friends are powerless, his allies don't know him, and everything he loves is in danger. No non-canon pairings. Complete, with the sequel now posted.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 172,592 - Reviews: 1862 - Favs: 6,135 - Follows: 2,600 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Further Machinations by Mac Ceallach reviews
The aftermath of a successful attempt at time-travel. Aizen is dead, but there are still plenty of upcoming challenges that Ichigo and his companions must face. Sequel to Hogyoku ex Machina; does not fully comply with Bleach canon after the Deicide arc.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,133 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 1,608 - Follows: 1,846 - Published: 6/24/2013 - Ichigo K.
The Art of Failure by Emerald Ashes reviews
With Jack Spicer on their side, evil was sure to lose.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Jack - Complete
Demon of Deadmen by Agurra of the Darkness reviews
Deadman Wonderland is a Hell on earth filled with the vilest of criminals. Yet hidden in its darkest depths exists something even more fierce, a creature that even the Deadmen themselves fear. See what happens as Ganta and his friends met the Demon of Deadman Wonderland
Crossover - Naruto & Deadman Wonderland/デッドマン・ワンダーランド - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,291 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Naruto U.
A Traditional Cure for Persistent Pests by Emerald Ashes reviews
After the summer, Hermione meets Luna in the library, who insists that the brunette has been befuddled by a magical creature, the Triskin. The cure is simple enough, but leaves Hermione a bit flustered.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 53 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
CANCER by Emerald Ashes reviews
There's nothing better than a clear prediction: one word that tells you everything you ever need to know about the end of it all. For me, that word is CANCER. I'm Aiden Johnson, small town cop, and I am invincible.
Machine of Death - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Complete
Aragog's Dilemma by Diresquirrel reviews
Aragog explains a problem to Harry and Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 53 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Complete
The Last Meddlings of Lord Black by csunsure reviews
Harry overhears a conversation between his godfather and Tonks unaware of its significance. Sirius Black wants to see his godson happy so he decides to take action using a seldom-used tradition. Will the gamble equal happiness for Harry?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 58,588 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 1,424 - Follows: 1,805 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Daddy by Lucillia reviews
Considering who Naruto's secretly and not-so-secretly been the son of in fanfiction, this one just had to be done...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 231 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Naruto U., Minato N., Madara U., Obito U.
The Unforeseen Heir by Viraqua reviews
An incident at birth leaves Naruto's real parents to believe he's dead until events start popping up that make it obvious he is more than he seems. Slow yet psychotic. Mokuton/Naruto, Naru/Ino/Tema/Ten. M for language, kinkyness, and gore.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 165,441 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 1,506 - Follows: 1,425 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Rin
A Matter of Perspective by Clell65619 reviews
One of the Magical World's strangest creations is the Mirror of Erised. But that isn't the only magical mirror in the world, as Harry finds out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 275 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Naruto: Shadows of the Mind by Vaanarash reviews
Sarutobi had always had the best of intentions when he made his decisions concerning Naruto. But you know what they say about the road to Hell and intentions. Now, with unseen enemies and shadowy secrets all around him, Naruto must choose his path and live his life his way. No matter the cost. Gray Naruto, Sort of Naru/FemHaku, Naru/? no harem, no yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 262,871 - Reviews: 1375 - Favs: 2,451 - Follows: 2,453 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Naruto U.
Naruto: The Reckoning by Vaanarash reviews
A single moment's hesitation during the Kyuubi attack has unforeseeable consequences. Now as the world rushes towards war, a new order begins its rise. Everything will change. Everything has changed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 91,304 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Naruto U.
Bait and Switch by Zentrodie reviews
After Shinji returns from his time as LCL the return isn't what anybody had expected. Plans are changed, friendships formed, and a few minds shattered. But hey it seemed like a good idea at the time
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 102,869 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Complete
On An Island In The Sun by Rorschach's Blot reviews
You don't like the way this country operates? You think its bureaucrats corrupt, its politicians moronic, its people apathetic sheep? Fine! Go make your own!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 32,584 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 3,755 - Follows: 1,338 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Complete
Distant Dreams and Dead Things by tonystarktheautobot reviews
Cynthia moves into a new apartment and it looks like everything's finally going up. She's got two steady jobs, a bigger place, and its right next door to a cute waitress's apartment. For once, all seems to be well. That's when the dreams start. Cynthia/Eileen AU
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,835 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Eileen G., Cynthia V. - Complete
Ashes to Ashes by tonystarktheautobot reviews
Rose and Cybil take a moment to experience some relief in Silent Hill; Rose remembers her failing marriage and finds it hard to feel regret. Rose/Cybil
Silent Hill - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Cybil B., Rose D. - Complete
A World Away by BarneyXII reviews
Voldemort is dead. The war is over, and Harry Potter has won the fight. But things are never as simple as they seem. There are battles yet to fight and another world that needs saving. He thought it was over, but for Harry, it's only the beginning.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,802 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Harry P.
The World's Greatest Chunin Exam Team by Dane Namor reviews
Set a year after the war. Naruto, frustrated at being told he's going to have to miss out on another Chunin exam due to no available teams, seeks to solve the problem himself. The story of an S-Class Ninja forming an equally ridiculous team to compete against Genin. [Some NaruHina] (Complete)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 61,419 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 2,505 - Follows: 840 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
History Exam by Lucillia reviews
After witnessing a visit from a future Hokage and an Academy graduating class, and learning how future history remembers him, Sasuke decides to change his life and model himself and his clan after the greatest person the Uchiha Clan ever produced...Obito. AU in which Obito had the temerity to go and die at thirteen before Madara dug his claws into him amongst other things...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,417 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 1,086 - Follows: 1,162 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Sasuke U.
A Lifetime of Chances by The Wandering Delusion reviews
It was a freak accident. A series of events joined together to achieve the impossible. Now Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke are living their lives over and over again, with no end in sight. So they decided, be it a blessing or a curse, to make the most of the situation they find themselves in. They will live by their own rules and do whatever they want to do. This is their story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 133,285 - Reviews: 891 - Favs: 3,859 - Follows: 3,404 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Naruto U., Team Seven
Reactions by Lucillia reviews
How a Kakashi/Naruto relationship would go down in the Canon Universe. Not for fans of Kakashi/Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 5,919 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
God of Shinobi by 10000 Fists reviews
When you reach Genin, you are the lowest of the low. When you reach Chunin, you are the average stock and file. When you reach Tokubetsu Jonin, you are respectable, if disposable. When you reach Jonin, you are considered exceptional. When you reach Kage, you are one of the mightiest beings in the land. But when they declare you a God...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,400 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 68 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Sasuke U., Danzō S., Hiruzen S.
Projection by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
A one shot based on the First Class movie. What did cause all that irrational hatred of mutants apart from other superbeings in the Marvel universe? Well...
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Charles X./Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
The Consequences of Drunken Experiments by Lucillia reviews
Orochimaru creates something that never should have existed while under the influence... A series of unrelated oneshots.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y.
A Simple Prank by Kyong Kybis reviews
In which a simple prank leads to one of the most tragic events in Konoha history. Slightly crack-ish. OneShot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Tobirama S., Kagami U. - Complete
The Meeting by Clell65619 reviews
One of the things that many people have wondered about the epilogue was just why Harry and Draco shared a nod...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,103 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 1,246 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Of Letters and Lists by Lucillia reviews
A comment Harry makes to one of his friends knocks McGonagall for a loop because, once again, something that should be impossible has happened either to or around Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 150 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Guardian of Fire by Agni reviews
Starting over is never easy. Creating a new identity, facing different challenges isn't easy at all. Naruto must do all this because he must correct the mistakes of the present by traveling to the past. GEN, Time Travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 80,830 - Reviews: 2230 - Favs: 7,453 - Follows: 7,784 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Konoha's Greatest Hoax by Lucillia reviews
When something completely unpredictable that could end up destroying any number of plans and land two of them into serious trouble happens, three shinobi end up faking one of the most significant events in Konoha's history.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 171 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Itachi U., Kabuto Y., Obito U. - Complete
First Try: Shippuden by Lucillia reviews
It has been three years since Team 7 broke apart and each member went their own way. Now, the Akatsuki are on the move, as is Orochimaru, and things become more complicated as problems at home arise and threaten to distract everyone from their duties at a most critical time. Sequel to First Try: Team 7
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,679 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 1,537 - Follows: 1,908 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Everyone Has Their Own Hobbies by Celestia Craven reviews
Everyone has their own hobbies. It's just that Harry Potter's hobbies include catching Death Eaters by trapping them in goo while throwing things from rooftops. But compared to the hobbies of his other acquaintances, it's not that strange, really. After all, all he wanted to do was eat his ice cream in peace . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 6/1/2012
That Which Holds The Image by RubbishRobots reviews
Harry Potter faces a boggart that doesn't turn into a Dementor or even Voldermort, but into a horror from his childhood. Now the boggart isn't even a boggart anymore. There's no imitation. That which holds the image of an Angel, becomes itself an Angel.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,036 - Reviews: 1217 - Favs: 3,460 - Follows: 1,665 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 7/7/2011 - 11th Doctor, Harry P. - Complete
A Jaunt Through Time by Nia River reviews
COMPLETE. The odds of temporal displacement were tiny, too infinitesimal to count, and yet… The Harry Potter luck striking again, he supposed. So now there's an older, wiser, more mature Harry (well, the older part's true at least) stuck in the past. And he's determined that if he's going to change things, he'll have some fun doing it. (OR: Time travel minus angst equals this.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,630 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 2,759 - Follows: 801 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
First Try: Zabuza by Lucillia reviews
The adventures of Momochi Zabuza House Husband, and his faithful assistant Haku. Drabbles and oneshots, not in any particular order.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Zabuza M., Haku
Naruto and his Uzumaki Heritage by funkmasterjo reviews
Naruto plus Uzumaki Heritage. Because I had to do it. Let's make Uzumaki!Naruto an actual tag. I'm gonna be honest though, don't expect a lot of effort from me.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,520 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 968 - Follows: 960 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Naruto U.
Desires of a Martyr by tonystarktheautobot reviews
Yuna has always looked up to Lulu, admired her, aimed to be more like her. She's not sure when that became a desire to share her bed. But whether or not Lulu shares the desire doesn't matter, since a Summoner of Yevon can't afford romantic distractions. Yuna/Lulu slash.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,412 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Yuna, Lulu - Complete
Payback by Lucillia reviews
In a world where everyone but Madara and Obito got their happily-ever-after, Sasuke decides he wants a bit of closure, and like an idiot, Naruto decides to help him. After-all, when are such things ever so simple with one whose main goal in life is to get revenge?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 82 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Sasuke U., Tobirama S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Connection Reversed by hermyd reviews
"Clear your mind!" wasn't actually the best advice. Harry is fed up and takes things into his own hands and discovers a way to end the war on his own terms. No one was expecting this of the Gryffindor Golden Boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,495 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 7,223 - Follows: 2,072 - Published: 3/24/2013 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
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Mother Lover reviews
A bit of crack, and and AU. There's a contest in Konoha, and Naruto and Sasuke have teamed up...please read the A/N at the start. Rated for the song.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Thousand Deaths Of Lord Voldemort reviews
Just a brief idea I had, I'll update whenever I get an idea. Short? Yes. Crack? Most likely. Funny? I hope so!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Fox Knight reviews
When their world has fallen to darkness, the final caretakers of the Mystic Force morphers use a spell to transport them to safety in a new world, though the plan only half works. With a new tenant and the powers of the Wolf Warrior, Naruto will rise.
Crossover - Power Rangers & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,501 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Naruto U.
Sol et Luna reviews
When Lupin transforms in front of Harry after meeting Sirius Black and learning the truth, an accident will lead Harry to discover his own ancient bloodline.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Underworld - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,535 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Harry P.
Shadows Of Another World reviews
The Shadow Mirrors may have failed, but their ideals live on - as does System-XN. The Gate of Aguieus opens once more...Britannia and the Black Knights will never be the same.
Crossover - Code Geass & Super Robot Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,796 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/5/2012
Flesh, Blood, Bone: Full Circle
An criminal has resurfaced, one who transmutes his very flesh - to fight someone who specializes in the taboo, Mustang calls in two others to face him, and assigns a talented young female alchemist to help stop him. Rated M for safety, potential gore.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,850 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Roy M.
Heart Of Iron reviews
After a lab accident leaves Tony Stark in the Naruto universe, he leaves behind the legacy of Iron Man, which a young Naruto discovers. Witness the rise of a legend. Pairing undecided. Movie related.
Crossover - Ironman & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 106 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Naruto U.
Fracture reviews
When an unstoppable force meets an unyielding object, something always breaks. The question is, what? Co-Written with rpgkipp.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,825 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Legend Of The Three Gates reviews
Three guardians of the realms, and the Gatekeeper to lock the Gates. The legend begins once more, and it will alter the face of the Elemental Countries. AU. NaruxFemHaku. Co-Written with Blackfire134.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,910 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Naruto U., Haku
Watchmen Reborn reviews
The Watchmen have been reborn, and it will be up to them to save the world again...but who will save them? AU, no pairings.
Crossover - Naruto & Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Naruto U.
Exodus Of Shadows reviews
Naruto has defeated Akatsuki, but will a Jinchuuriki ever have peace? Sequel to Grey Matter. Not for kids, major gore coming up.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
A Grey Matter reviews
Naruto has challenged Akatsuki to an all out battle, him against them, but why? AU, one shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
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