If anyone wonders why I've abandoned reading their stories, or just simply un-favorited/un-followed them, as of the beginning of May or the end of April 2020 ads have been appearing in the middle of some stories. I don't know why, I don't care why. They are cookie-selected ads. Meaning, if you share your computer with someone else, you or they may be getting some unwanted and possibly highly inappropriate ad content. I don't know if it's the site's decision or the user's decision that ultimately decides if a story has them as I haven't been able to find a setting in my story management area yet. But I find the practice of having them in the middle of the story disgusting. It would be like every third page of the entire Harry Potter series being an adult toy offer/coupon/advertisement or having a diaper ad bouncing around the screen during a Rambo movie. They ruin the experience; if I can't enjoy reading something, why even bother reading it?

Age: 30

Location: Earth (although it may not always seem like it)

Name: for now you can just call me BabLe7

Gender: Male

Relationship: Single (sadly)

Schools: PMCA, Shawmont, George Washington Carver High School of Engineering and Science (or HSES for short), Temple University (currently none)

We all bring our own special brand of insanity to the table. Mine's just more potent. -me

Why can't life have an undo button? - me

All things in moderation; even moderation. - ???

Just remember, you are unique... Just like everyone else. - Demotivational poster I saw (had snow flakes on it)

Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. - ???

What is love but a shade of madness, for it makes us do things we would normally think unthinkable - me

I'm not distant. I'm emotionally detached. There IS a difference. - me

Alright everyone, here's where my challenges are listed and where you can ask questions about them: http://www.fanfiction.ws/forum/My-Challenges/127471/

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Alright everyone! I have a challenge for anyone willing to take it!

The challenge is to write a harry potter x steel angel kurumi crossover

I'll lay out the musts/rules for the challenge right here.

1. It must be Harry x Kurumi.

2. Feel free to switch the initial plot gag from Saki x Kurumi to Harry x Saki.

3. Harry must still be part of the wizarding world.

4. Up to you to decide who's side Karinka is on when she's introduced.

5. Comedy must ensue from the angels' not caring if Harry sees them naked.

6. loosely, as in barely but still keeping with the script, follow the original steel angel kurumi plot line. such as how they meet and a few of the battles.

7. It must be either Dudly, Ron, or Draco that causes Harry to meet Kurumi.

8. Ron must be, if not bad, not good and not really on harry's side.

9. No Ron x Hermione. period. i hate the pairing. It just doesn't seem right to me.

10. I'll leave Dumbledore and the order of the pheonix as a possible origin for Saki

11. I strongly suggest starting the story in harry's forth year.

12. Hermione must have an interest in harry from before the goblet of fire.

13. Fleur must develop an interest in harry during the tournament

14. Fleur and Hermione's interests in harry must cause comical situations for the poor boy.

15. I guess this would be classified as a harem story. Just don't go overboard and don't put in descriptive sex or sex at all. putting in the descriptive sex will have the story removed from the site if i remember reading the user agreement properly.

Lastly. No slash, mpreg, yaoi, shotocon, or whatever the hell your twisted mind could call that stuff. It's gross and I don't want it in the story. Yuri and femslash on the other hand are alright and promoted. What can i say, i'm a straight guy.

Have fun and message me with the link to your story when you post it so i can put a link right here.

Stories created from challenge:

None Available Yet

Challenge #2

This one is for you star wars fans out there.

There really is only one condition and the rest is up to you.

The condition is that After the duel on Mustafar, Obi-wan takes pity on Anikin and brings him to Polis Massa, the asteroid medical facility where Padme gives birth to Luke and Leia. It is up to you wether or not Obi-wan takes pity before or after the immolation and whether or not he continues down the path of the dark side. This also opens up the possibility of Padme surviving childbirth.

So, like I said, that is the only conditional requirement. Because if that changes, the course of the empire changes.

Stories created from this challenge:

None Available Yet

Challenge #3

This is another Harry Potter challenge.

It's also rather simple just like my second challenge.

What I want is a comedy where the 'Power he knows not' is the immunity to female vengeance. For example If harry were to blatantly for any reason grope say... Fleur's breasts in public, her reaction instead of being the typical slap and hour-long tirade berating him about it might be a giggle or patting him on the head like a dog. I'm sure you can see the humorous potential of that kind of power.

He can use the power for good or ill I don't care, as long as it's a comedy. For all I care you can have Harry somehow turn bellatrix against Moldyshorts with it.

So there's my idea, I want to see what anyone else will do with it because I intend to do this myself.

Stories created from this challenge:

"The Best Worst Luck" Story ID: 7956839 Author: BabLe7(me)(moved to hpfanficarchive)

more pending...

Challenge #4

My first Kim Possible challenge.

Another simple one too. The challenge is this:

At the end of the episode 'Stop Team Go', shego is hit with the attitudinator for a final time. The device is then broken immediately afterwards. Shego resumes her life of villainy. And the plot goes on as normal. I find that to be out of shear happenstance that the beam hit Shego. My challenge to all of you is, 'what if the beam hit Kim instead before the device was destroyed?'

Rules time.

1. This must be a Kigo fic. I don't care too much about other pairings. If you're going to have slash in the story it can't be ron/draken. also if there's slash, you may mention it, but you can't show more than kissing, though alluding is perfectly fine.

2. If you want you can add to the kigo. I actually think it would be funny if you fit ron or, for grins and giggles, someone like bonnie or monique, into it.

3. Shego must stay good up until at least the last or next to last chapter. if she goes back to being bad, give a credible reason.

4. Kim must stay bad up until at least the next to last chapter. She doesn't have to stay bad if you don't want her to be, but if you make Shego bad again, Kim MUST by proxy return to good. I personally feel that the world can't handle both Kim and Shego as evil/bad.

5. Rebuilding the attitudinator may be a valid plot device to move the plot along. it cannot, however be completed more than 4 or 5 chapters before the end of the story.

6. The attitudinator does not have to be the reason for returning to previous personalities if they return at all. I leave this to your imagination.

7. For irony's sake, evil kim must be an expert in the kitchen as her good self is utterly inept in that area.

8.Since I may not have made this clear in the other rules, Shego and Kim do not have to return to their original personalities. Kim is allowed to stay as a 'bad girl' and Shego is allowed to stay as a 'good girl'. It's just that if you return Shego to her 'bad' personality you must return Kim to her 'good' personality.

9. Make sure to have fun while writing this.

Stories created from this challenge:

None Available Yet

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Favorite lines from anime:

From Yu Yu Hakusho:

Jin: You don't make bombs go boom in yer face! (English Dub)

From Black Cat:

Train Heartnet (aka Black Cat): I've come to deliver some bad luck.

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Music: Reliant K, Good Charlotte, Flogging Molly, AFI, Catch 22(old), DragonForce, Dropkick Murphys, Green Day, Iron Maiden, Kamelot, LMNT, Maroon 5, Me First and The Gimme Gimmes, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, My Chemical Romance, Rise Against, Sonata Arctica, Spill Canvas, Streetlight Manifesto, Suicide Machines, Sum 41, 3 Doors Down, Metalica, Bon Jovi, JET, Ricky Martin, Haddaway, Don McLean, 3 days grace...

Movies: LOTR trilogy, all Star Wars, XXX, Alexander, Troy, Saving Private Ryan, Apollo 13, Bourne trilogy, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Murder by death, Sleeper, Cool Runnings...

Shows: (there's really well over 100 shows in this list so i'll only list a couple) Gundam Wing, Yu Yu Hakusho, Karin(might be the same as chibi vampire karin but i'm not sure), Naruto(i think I'd be in trouble if i didn't mention this one), SHUFFLE!, Reboot(for when it was made, it had AWESOME graphics), Aishiteruze Baby, Ah! My Goddess, D.N.Angel, ga rei zero...

Hobbies: Writing, creating my very own language(Genisian) for a story i'm writing, drawing...

there's one thing that just pisses me off about how ninety percent of fanfic writers write. and that would be the improper use the term blonde. blonde refers to a female with blond hair. blond refers to the color itself and can also be used as a noun like most other adjectives.

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'I'm Sorry'

I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"

I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk

I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy.

I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date

I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry That I cared

I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If you're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

Alright, I'm in the middle of re-plotting my stories right now having made the rookie mistake of not planning the plot out beforehand. Please forgive this error i was 18 when i started writing fanfiction and still fairly new to the writing pass time. Once I've reorganized my thoughts regarding each story and gotten a plot-line written out for them I'll start putting out new chapters instead of stories that seem to be messed up one shots. So please be patient with me I'm not dead, the stories aren't dead unless I've specifically stated so. Some of the plot-lines that i was originally going to use have been forgotten so they will have to be remade. This will take time so please be patient with me, I'm only human and i tend to have a short attention span when not completely focused on something like i will try to be with this. And since I've noticed the cannon naruto plot getting good again i may swing to more of a parallel to that instead of a complete divergence with some of the stories.

-BabLe7 Feb. 4 2012 (i wrote it like this cuz not evry1 reads it as 2/4/12. so there.)

OH NOES!!!! I JUST PLOTTED OUT A TRILOGY! WHAT WAS I THINKIN!?!?!?1!!one!? I must be outta my freakin mind!!!!! Fear not, i still hold a small fragment of my sanity (it's microscopic) but i find this a truly interesting idea i have but the naruto manga needs to continue more before i figure out how the third piece would go.

P.S. when i wrote the last note i was about 100 chapters and 2 years behind in the naruto manga. now i'm all caught up.

-BabLe7 Feb. 6 2012

I'm also beginning to get plot ideas for my planned Magic: the Gathering spin on Naruto, which will be completely AU, there will be significant differences between cannon and this story when it comes out. The pairing is still up for grabs in my mind at the moment but i am leaning towards a couple already as it would make for an interesting match.

-BabLe7 Mar. 8 2012

I have moved The Best Worst Luck to hpfanficarchive due to site regulations. under the same pen name

-BabLe7 Jun. 5 2012

Look, people, as much as it pains me to say this right now, I can't write anything else on this site at the moment. The rules they are enforcing are just vague enough that they can abuse them to get rid of stories they just don't like or users that have opinions different than their own. One rule in specific bothers me. 'No descriptive violence.' That means that, according to the rule, if I describe someone getting punched and the bruise forming because of it, my story will be taken down. I asked in two separate emails, for them to give clear examples of what is okay and what isn't right there with the rules. That didn't happen. Instead I got my account suspended for posting a petition in my stories. Did I know my account was suspended? No. Was I informed? No. Was there an email or a PM about it from someone clearly identifying themselves as admin? No. Lets see here, how many constitutional rights did that violate. 1. Freedom of speech. 2. Freedom of expression (extension of freedom of speech). 3. THE RIGHT TO PEACEFUL PROTEST (i.e. the petition). That's three that I can think of right off the bat.

I'm really sorry to my fellow writers that have to continue putting up with this stuff. I'm sorry to my faithful readers, subscibers and favoriters that I will not be continuing for the foreseeable future. But I suggest not taking me off whatever lists you have me on as I may start writing again. For now I've moved to Harry Potter Fan Fiction Archive for my HP stories and I will be moving to TwiWrite for the Twilight story I have planned. I'm sorry to say that as of this moment, I am a Read-Only-User on this site. This is BabLe7, signing off...

-BabLe7 Jul. 13 2012...

Alright, about my last status update. I know there are rules for the site about what we can and cannot put up. I understand that. And I understand that there are consequences for breaking those rules. It's the basis of laws and government after all. Now, what bothers me, is the fact that although I 'broke' one of the rules by putting up the petition, I was never informed via email or PM, by someone clearly and undeniably identifying themselves as an Administrator. I was told in a story review, in a very non-friendly way, by a user that that is part of a group that seems to have taken it upon themselves to complain to the admin about people who break rules after sending them said review that if I didn't take the petition down in the next few days my account would be suspended or completely revoked/deleted. So when I went to update a story and nothing happened, I must say I was highly upset as I was never informed of my status of being suspended.

So here's the questions that I am posing to all users and admin. WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED OF MY ACCOUNT SUSPENSION BY AN ADMIN OF THIS SITE?! IT IS YOUR JOB TO KEEP YOUR CLIENTS HAPPY AND THE SITE RUNNING SMOOTHLY SO WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED OF SUCH A MAJOR CHANGE IN MY ABILITY TO USE MY ACCOUNT?! WHY WERE MY EMAILS NEVER ANSWERED? WHY WERE THE PROTESTS NEVER RESPONDED TO? WHY ARE YOU GUYS ALL THE SUDDEN HAVING SOMETHING CRAWL UP YOUR BACKSIDES TO DIE AND ROT SO THAT AFFECTS HOW YOU DEAL WITH US?

All I had requested was a specific list of boundaries that we cannot cross that elaborate on the terms 'explicit sex' and 'explicit violence'. And saying 'going into description about it' does not count as a boundary because as I said in my previous update, I could go into detail about a bruise. Now, please, get your act together, and help keep your users on this site by making sure we know where EXACTLY the line is that you don't want us to cross instead of leaving us to guess work. I had also requested a reason why the site does not allow MA material. I never got an answer to that either.

I got fed up with trying to communicate with the Administrators, so therefore, I am not posting any more on this site until at least that boundary line isn't blurry anymore.

-BabLe7 Jul. 24 2012

Due to annoying and continuous comments bugging me about continuing my stories, I am taking down all but the ones marked as complete. they may or may not be put back up at a later date but perhaps this will teach readers to leave authors the * alone with the nagging. Some of us get annoyed with it. It also sometimes hinders the process of writing because of unwanted interruptions and annoyances. You can all thank Dragonblaze66 for annoying me enough to take down my stories.

-BabLe7 May 8 2014

Again, here's where my challenges are listed and where you can ask questions about them: http://www.fanfiction.ws/forum/My-Challenges/127471/